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does heaven exist /r9k/? i want heaven to exist
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does heaven exist /r9k/? i want heaven to exist
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>>26633567
Heaven is wherever you can find it.

For me, it exists in an opiate high.
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>>26633567
It does. It's located between those tits.
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no it doesn't

you're going to die and death is like an eternal sleep
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>>26633567
Yep, but only through Jesus you can get there.

Jesus is a pretty cool guy OP you should love him.
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>>26633637
i will never touch big tits
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Yes, this earth means heaven for some, yet hell for others. You must have deserved this hell, and that's why you're here. No doubt about it.
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>>26633567
it does

>>26633598
this is not eternal and if you live long enough to get hospice care your tolerance will be awful

>>26633604
that's a v small kingdom mate

>>26633637
m'anon
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>>26633666
i agree with you about jesus

however, the bible says we live on the new earth with god, not in heaven

though it's possible we go there before the new earth is created
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heaven exists but only chads and stacies are allowed in
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>>26633567
>Heaven is you taking off that bra
>Fondling and sucking those tits
>Taking off her panties
>Fucking her brains out
>Blowing your load in that sweet pussy
>Hell is knowing you'll never do any of that, with anyone, ever
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>>26633728
>and if you live long enough to get hospice care

Let's hope I don't. I honestly don't want to make it to 30 if I can help it.
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Heaven is cuddle.
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>>26633674
you can if u just b urself
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I hope it doesn't
>Eternity of anything
I mean if heaven exists so does hell so it's the lesser of two evils but an eternity of anything is shit I just want to cease to exist
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>>26633567
I fucking hope so or if only it's just being born again. that's pretty rad.

just keep having faith, anon.
don't let the stupid fedoratippers tell you that there is nothing after death. they just don't know what they talk about and only want to depress the shit out of you.
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>>26633567
If it does you aren't going there when you have images like that saved on your pc/phone.
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Some theorize that we are technically immortal as our consciousnesses can't perceive being dead, so we're just existing in an eternal loop of our lives
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The good die young where I'm from
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>he thinks that heaven is a place non-normies can even get close to
>laughingstacies.jpg

It wouldnt be heaven anymore if they let robots in, now would it? They'd ruin everyones time
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>>26633960
cuddling in a national socialist scandinavia on a dark winter night
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