It is Saturday night, robots. Why aren't you going out to the club to pick up pussy?
Because I'm 4/10 with Aspergers
>>26633437
It's only 5 pm here
>>26633437
Because I'm a boring, friendless wageie.
Thanks for reminding me.
>>26633437
Asians are pure angels
>>26633437
I just got back from my grandmother's funeral
>>26633437
because that's dumb. the entire concept of "going out to the club to get pussy" is fabricated and marketed to dumb people for money. if you can get laid at a club, you can get laid other places that don't cost an absurd amount of money
>>26633437
Because I am to girls what kryptonite is to superman.
>>26633437
Poor as fuck. Girls don't want a guy who earns minimum wage at 25
>>26633437
I have no friends to go to clubs with
I'd probably lose my virginity if I had a group of friends, I'd be exposed to more women in my life
About to go to gym
Because if I'm going to spend a few hundred dollars to get pussy, I'd rather just go to backpage and make sure I can get a fat black girl who will tongue punch my crusty asshole. Fucking duh.
>5'5
>black
>poor
Most of those girls are probably taller than me without heels
>>26633437
Because this fat spic faggot with rank breath gave me the flu
>>26633437
I'm tired after work and I would rather get high, watch futurama and shit post.
i'm crippled friendless person...
>>26634639
>Implying grills care about about how much money you make when looking at you as a potential one night stand
>>26633437
I installed 3 bath tubs today sleep time
>>26635042
Implying any faggots here are attractive and/ or smooth enough to get chicks into bed
>>26634802
5'10" here
>a bit overwheight.
>shy AF.
>busted leg after bizzare car crash(dont even know if i'm fisically capable of PIV anymore).
>unironically using a can to walk in the streets.
>2006 champion of the uglyest boy in my class.
>also black
>also poor
>goal in life is suicide after the few people who care about me are dead.(this one is kind of liberating to be honest).
Because women don't go for supreme gentlemen like me.
Enjoy your lonely night plebs.
