>Oh, anon, you're awake. Listen, we had a little mix-up between you and another patient with a similar last name and it looks like we accidentally gave you the breast implant, facial feminization, and vaginoplasty surgery instead of him. We'll have to do a second surgery to remove your appendix like we should've done today, but in the mean time, you owe us $100,000 plus tip for the sex change.
How do you react?
"Am I kawaii now? desu"
>>26633084
how much WOULD you tip a surgeon anyway??
>>26633084
I would sue and ruin their careers. Then kill myself.
>>26633152
15% of $100,000 is $15,000.
>>26633084
>imblying i would ever want to go back
W E W
>>26633084
>I'm impressed that you did all three of those surgeries at once.
>But you realize that I'm not paying for shit I didn't order?
>Unless you can restore me to functional condition, which you can't, I'm going to sue you for mutilating my body.
>>26633084
Why would I owe them any cash at all? I can sue them for malpractice. The fault was theirs.
And I'll have my choice of lawyers because if there's one thing a lawyer loves, it's a medical malpractice lawsuit.
>>26633084
I would immediately sue them for sexual harassment and rape, as evil white men where touching me during the operation.
>>26633213
>But anon, you are very functional. Nurse Stacie over here tested out your new genitalia with a variety of different sized female sex toys while you were still a little sleepy and your new lady parts appear very sensitive.
I'd sue them into the ground. Also my last name is extremely unique because it was modified to avoid oppression in Nazi Germany and there are only a handful of people who have it. There is no way to confuse it so I'll make sure that not only does the hospital give me millions, but also that those surgeons lose their licenses and serve jail time.
>>26633305
Bullshit. A fake vagina can't have any nerve endings. I'm in med school so don't expect your retarded lies to work on me. I'll have your entire career and this hospital will be paying me for many years to come.
>>26633311
If you mention the hollabaloo then you might even get more money, an apology from the local government and have a wing of the hospital named after you.
>>26633305
>i mean give me back a functioning penis not this sham of a vagina.
>Why the fuck would I cen want to be a girl if I couldn't be cute I'm 6'2" with broad shoulders for crying out loud.
>still not paying
>still sueing.
>>26633409
>We also did shoulder and leg shortening surgery. You won't be able to walk for a few weeks but a few nice gentlemen from /r9k/ outside have volunteered to take care of you if you agree to be their "cue-tee-pie-gee-eff" or something.
>>26633112
"mirror, desu"
>>26633084
Litigate the hospital into ruin, you would have lawyers lining up for this case
>>26633440
>Fuck that shit I said turn me back. >You're getting sued.
>>26633503
>>26633440
sounds like you might not have a leg to stand on
>>26633162
>>26633213
>>26633243
>>26633281
>>26633311
>>26633363
>>26633503
It's recently become illegal to sue for an accidental MtF operation, because transexuals find it problematic and offensive.
>>26633591
You serious
Why would trannies care about it happening to a cis guy
>Not further mutilating your abominable body after that to make you and your gender unrecognisable.
>Not donning a mask that hides the scarring.
>Not making a "shit-list" of surgeons to target.
>Not taking them out slasher-movie style, in order of who cocked up (kek) least, to who cocked up worst.
>The idea being that the last man standing, the one most responsible for it would watch their colleagues all die horrifically and spend his last hours fearing what is to become.
>Not doing this during a full moon when they are on a work-outing camping trip.
It's like you want them to make you a girl.
>>26633363
It has some nerve endings, made from your current penis. Not as much as a clit, but suporns work is pretty good for that.
>>26633615
goddammit just play along
>>26633591
>2016
>not being a demisexual aromantic special snowflake
What's worng with you guys?
>>26633635
I like this idea. But I wouldn't get away with it and scarring myself would cause too much pain. They'd obviously target me for a motive.
>>26633649
Okay fine
Personally I'd just ask if they can throw in something for voice, I know there's a few experimental vocal chord shaving surgeries now
Might as well go all the way and become the qt girl
>>26633635
>It's like you want them to make you a girl.
Why wouldn't you? Girls get easy mode.
>>26633591
>I'm trans but not a trans girl
>I'm a trans attack helicopter.
>Call me apache, install rotors on my back, and respect my right to rain hellfire on civilian populaces shitlord.
>>26633676
>>26633699
>>26633635
>TFW I just realised hollywood is gonna steal my post and make that slasher film and I'mm get nothing.
I'm at least naming the trans-slasher...
...I've sat here for 5 minutes and no name was any better than "trans-slasher". It works. Hollywood make that movie.
Or netflix, they do stuff now too.
>>26633496
>Here you go, anon. I think we did a pretty good job all things considered.
>Work in a hospital, in surgical services.
>Know this really can't happen since the patient gets asked their name/dob in the bay
>thread isn't funny
>>26633084
Gouge out everyone's eyes right there on the spot. Obviously they're blind already so what's the the point of them having eyes?
>>26634114
>Know this really can't happen since the patient gets asked their name/dob in the bay
How does that prevent a mix-up from happening 100% of the time? I guarantee you somewhere at least once in the history of modern surgery two surgical patients have been mixed up with each other. Here's the first lazy google result I found in support of this argument, but I bet I could find even better evidence like a news story if you want me to try harder.
http://www.jasonschultzpc.com/library/how-patient-identity-is-mixed-up-in-atlanta-jason-r-schultz.cfm
>plus tip
you already took the tip you fag how about you give it back?
>>26634185
I had an audible chuckle.
Have a (you) as compensation.
Sounds like an anime to be honest.
>>26634214
tsf monogatari?
http://hentaihaven.org/tsf-monogatari-episode-1/
>>26633084
>How do you react?
Sue them for billions
>>26633635
I'm a spic.
It's considered a hate crime what they did to me because all doctors are white or Asian, and Mexicans beat chinks at the Oppression Olympics.
>>26633084
sue them for every penny
>>26633175
holy fuck your dumb
>>26634251
>spic
Then you should be happy, hispanics make for some of the cutest trannies, like Sarina Valentina, or feminized Marco from the cartoon Star vs. the Forces of Evil.
