>tfw you'll never bang an elf
AoW3 since its updates is a really good game
just a few more weeks and you can virtually bang anyone or thing you want
>>26632075
I mean, its not real... What do you do? Jack off as the character bounces?
>tfw you'll never be an elf
>ywn taste a delicious lavender Darnassian pussy
>you will never make sweet love to a pone
>>26632146
use a machine with a fleshlight at the end of it that's programmed to hump in tune with whatever you're watching.
still not as enticing an idea as actual beautiful robot AI you can develop the perfect loyal, romantic, and sexual relationship with, but one step at a time.
>>26632543
Don't remind me...My favorite pony is Derpy.
DONT MIND ME JUST HAVING THE MOST SEXY AND EXLUSIVE WOW R34
>>26632000
>you will never transform into a blood elf and self indulge in a mirror like this
>>26632508
>ywn be a young orc child lost in the forest.
>ywn be stalked by a Night Elf torn between her disgust for orcs and her desire to protect a child before she finally reveals herself.
>ywn cuddle against the belly of her cat as she holds you close.