how robot are you, anon?
>>26631797
Im a cyborg but that doesnt help
>>26631797
if you actually do this gay ass shit then you're automatically not a robot. these things are the buzzfeed quizzes of /r9k/
>>26631797
48
not a degenerate weeb
still fap to western hentai though
>heh i bet i'll score cyborg
>actually a fucking robot
fuck your test OP why did you put such a ridiculous amount of points for having had gfs
>>26631797
127, just need to get my own place and ill be seen as successful by a stranger who made this gay ass test. hurrah
>>26631797
Slightly Strange
>6'2, 22 year old working on Neuroscience PhD at Ivy League school in NYC, qt French gf and 11 total sexual partners
>Still want to kill myself and spend all my free time on 4chan
Being a robot is a mindset, we can't change who we are
Wizzy apprentice. I scored a clean zero on social and accomplishment.
>>26632218
If you have ever had a romantic moment,even for a second, with any female ever...you are a normie. There's a reason they're called robots. They have never experienced love, the main factor that makes a human,human.
170 :/
>inb4 "sure faggot"
Cyborg. Seems fairly accurate. Too weird for normies, too normal for robots.
>>26631797
100, normalfag. Still a virgin tho so I can be here right!? Only like 25% of my friends are female, so pretty much robot tier there as well.
35
it gets worse every time I take it
>>26631797
17 \
WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY GOD DAMN NORMIES HERE?
And I thought you guys were degenerate, I feel like a king among degenerates here.
>>26632382
>Being a robot is a mindset
Yeah, and you don't have it.
You're a full normalfag.
>>26631797
>Physical:
22
>Mental:
25
>Social:
34
>Accomplishment:
18
>Bonus:
20
>Total:
119
Apparently I'm a Chad.
>>26632382
You do not, and will never, belong here.
>>26632793
>>26632768
youre fucking kidding me right?
how fucking old are you?
>mfw according this I'm a Chad
What's wrong with you op?
Posting this shit normalfag-enabling test makes it seem like you WANT more normalfags to come here.
>>26631797
64, I suppose I am a cyborg. I'm pretty much the kind loser/slacker to anyone I meet.
>>26632382
Well, your future looks a whole lot brighter than most robots, you are sexually desirable and intelligent. Does suicidal thoughts and a habit of wasting time on the chans really make a robot?
Op stop posting his retarded fucking test.
It's made to be able to show low scores even if you're a full normalfag so that more normalfags with gfs and shit will think they belong here.
STOP POSTING THIS RETARDED FUCKING TEST.
>>26632793
21, im right here with ya anon
>>26631797
6
I'm killing myself soon
>Physical
21
>Mental
19
>Social
13
>Accomplishment
15
>Bonus
13
81, right on the edge of cyborg as usual. I'd almost qualify as a normalfag but the relationship stuff really kills it for me. At least I'm in decent shape.
>>26632816
I'm the one who got 35. I'm 19 years old.
>>26631797
82, actually trying to improve my life i don't generally make it above the low end of cyborg
>>26632935
i got lower
>82
I'm the king of the freaks!
>>26632935
>no friends in real life
I'm sorry, but I have a hard time believing this
i got 28
should i be considering suicide
>>26632935
Here's it with the "bonus round".
>>26632997
I have no friends. I don't even have online friends. I had none during high school, and I'm not currently in college so I still have none.
If you have more than 45, you're a normalfag
got 38
22y/o
>>26631797
Normies out reeebl0xlolol
I got 95. I guess I'm a normalfag, so I guess I'll leave your board.
>Phyiscal
17
>Mental
22
>Social
13
>Accomplishments
18
>Bonus
8
Total: 78
Looks like I'm a Cyborg, which is exactly what I predicted!
>5'5" male in college. Majoring in Chemistry even though I'm KHV.
Age: 24
Sex: Male
Score: 31
>93
Still miserable as I have no friends
I have all but 10 points and I'm not female.
I don't know what defines a relationship (does fuck buddies count?) or a social network (does WhatsApp count?). For 'awards' I'd have to go far back. I don't even want children or a pet, or drive a car, that's just a time and money investment.
I don't think being a nice person is a desirable goal, but I've internalized too much of Stirner.
82, so slightly strange. Should probably just piss off then?
>>26631797
I got 29.
gtrir5yg
Only +1 for having kids? What the fuck chart is this? 2/10 would not take.
>>26631797
130+ and I'm still a virgin lads. This test means shit.
>>26634009
being a robot is not just "being a virgin"
there's more to it
Cyborg def
>>26631797
>91
>slightly strange
I'm proud that it's so high
Going further down from "robot" doesn't make you more of a robot, it makes you more of an autist.
Robots are self aware and realise that they're different for strange.
>doing drugs/smoking/drinking
>generally doing harmful things to your body
One thing is being a robot and the other is being a retard.
>>26631797
What the fuck are half of these even?
>Don't find joy in shocking/gory material
Sorry for seeing it enough I'm desensitized?
>No addiction to any other drugs
Sorry for not having a social life?
>Managing your money well
just k
Those are just a few
This chart is so fucked i dont even
"In education, employment or training" should be the only thing on this test
>Physical:
10
>Mental:
8
>Social:
9
>Accomplishment:
8
>Bonus:
15
>Total:
50
Someone stop the world, I want to get off.
74, can I make it guys?
83, back to roddit I go
>>26631797
83, i gained about 20 points in last couple of months, maybe I'll be chad in couple of months too.
45 - robot
What I expected.
>>26631797
I got a 46, thought I'd be a bit higher but I guess that's why I'm here.
Physical:21
Mental:0
Social:0
Accomplishment:5
Bonus:0
I think I was in the range of 82-100 2 years ago. I wonder If I'll become a grand wizard in another 2 years.
>36 Robot
Ok sounds alright. Fuck all you normalfags. Kill yourselves.
>>26633221
Huh.. I got 78 and am majoring in chemistry also
>>26631797
Normie. 111
>>26631797
>not smoking weed is normie
Kill yourself faggot
>>26633608
why do you even visit this board?REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26631797
barely cyborg, 59
I got a 46. A lot worse than I thought.
>>26632382
>Ivy League school in NYC
GEE I WONDER WHICH ONE IT IS
33
I guess I get this for
>not being a hobo drug addict who doesn't brush his teeth
>also having a smartphone though i'd like to sell it
Cyborg. Like always
>>26631797
135
Happy with that, happy in general with how my life is going
>bit anxious about working with some new mentors tomorrow
>>26632837
140 reporting in.
We are already here.
>inb4 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How did I do friends?
I'm >>26637199
>>26637220
>135
I see you bruh
>>26637268
Why are we even here?
Morbid curiousity, perhaps?
>>26631797
18
I am not even 30 yet (21) and I already feel like shit from getting that score. Kill me normal bots.
>>26637282
> Why are we even here?
> Morbid curiousity, perhaps?
because it's still winter and it's too cold to go to an actual zoo to watch actual apes fling actual shit at each other?
>>26631797
>tfw Wizard Apprentice
only scored 1 in the Social department
>>26637282
The correct answer is >>26637308
>>26637406
Which one was it? I scored none in that part...
>>26637446
going to sleep easily at night. i always have music /a podcast playing to keep my mind distracted before falling asleep. would never be able to fall asleep alone with my thoughts
33 overall.
I have no excuse
fuck
>>26637199
135 as well. I should probably be happy, too, but right now i'm slumping into the worst depression since Junior year of high school.
20yo
>>26637636
19 and didn't even score 40 so shut the fuck up you dumb normie
how do you all not yet realize that this board is 80% normies and 20% robots?
normies literally come here as release through exaggerated self-deprecation, and to feel better about themselves by observing the behaviors and livelihoods of robots
35. I'm more of an autist then I thought.
38. Really should kill myself. Or I just fit in here quite well.
>>26637741
It's 2% normalfags, 78% robots and a vocal minority of 20% autists who don't know what a robot is.
I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 22
105. thank fuck i'm not as much of a loser as you faggots.
2% normalfags are you fucking serious? normalfags basically fill this board trying to get a cheap laugh off wizard culture
Scored 21
>>26638065
>>26637741
cont from earlier commenbt
90
Oh yeah im Rami Malek
70
cyborg life is fine by mehow many points does being a furry take off though
>>26638256
none but you're an absolute degenerate
53 imma robot my negroids
>>26637308
this. I come here as motivation to never become bitter and jaded as much as I can help it. It's depressing even just to read
>>26631797
I scored 109, but wtf are these questions?
>Don't feel stared at when outside
What if I like it?
>Fetish: none
Every freaking person has one.
>Any question anime/vydia related
Yeah, like that's something no one ever liked/worked on/met people with on the fucking regular.
Seriously, the guy who made this is 12.
>>26638496
>12.
desu
welcome to >>>/r9k/ !!
>>26631797
daily reminder that the "physical" row is complete bullshit
21 i have never been higher
