Can one of you lurking normies pls describe in full detail how it felt when you stuck your penor inside a girls vagina for the first time?
>>26631232
First time sucks because you have no idea what you are doing
>>26631252
correction first 50 times suck lol
>>26631252
What do you mean? What can be harder to understand than sticking your cock in a vagina?
I'll let you know when it finally happens..... =(
>>26631264
Actually yea you're right
And if it is all with the same person you'll suck with the next one anyway
>>26631232
girl was on top, felt all warm and squishy sliding down. it was incredible and we were addicted to it all through high school.
>>26631280
The only correct response on r9k
>>26631281
>>26631264
>>26631252
NORMIES GET OUT!!!!
Get some slimey spit in your hand and start jerkin off with a medium grip. Like that but warmer. Not super special.
>>26631289
>girl was on top, felt all warm and squishy sliding down
Pretty much this.
>>26631274
The movements and the ways to actually position yourself correctly. You have no idea how much precision is required
Warmer than anticipated
>>26631274
there techniques and shit, good luck just shoving it in without her being wet enough, you not hard enough, going a speed where you wont lose your boner etc.
Like your penis is being hugged by a million small hot moist hands
Probably the best thing I have ever felt desu with you my senpai
tfw I've had sex 5 times, with two girls, but they were so apart that I've forgotten everything and I'm still shit and cum in like 20 seconds.
>>26631232
Touch the inside of your cheek, now imagine that wrapped around your dick tightly but not too tight that it hurts.
>>26631232
ON a related note, anal is highly overrated
No friction whatsoever and it just feels like a large rubber band pushing your dick inwards, I was an anal fetishist when I was a virgin but with every girl I've been whenever I try it it feels like absolute shit
>>26631374
>feels like absolute shit
I hope you didn't intend for that.
>>26631374
Hey I like anal.
And if you want really mind blowing friction use shea butter as a lubricant, makes it amazing
>>26631232
The first time was like, "what? That's it?"
It was underwhelming for the first couple of times. But it got much better after a while. It is also infinitely better without condoms.
>>26631252
>>26631264
These, it was awful
>>26631325
>>26631313
>>26631289
Holy fuck that sounds amazing, how does it feel when a vagina hugs your cock like this?
Does a vagina feel different the deeper you go in?
>Short-Form
Felt good, anon.
>Long-Form
After her scheduled train arrived at the city, she met me at the station, where I complimented her and told her how happy I was to see her. Prior to our meeting, she had texted me about how nervous she was as the train pulled up. Texts at 5 minutes away, 3, 2, 1 minute, even 30 seconds. But we were both happy to see one another.
I complimented her outfit, which was really cute, after she told me her dad said she looked dressed like a slut. It was the end of April 2014 and she was wearing thin leggings, with grey, short shorts covering them. Her top? A sheer, smooth bit of clothing that revealed a tube top underneath. She was a cute girl, telling me she was 95lbs at 4'11". I was 115lbs and 5'6", and from what I could tell that was an accurate description.
I took her hand in mine and walked her around, offering to take her shopping nearby (as we had done in NYC many times before), but she simply rushed to get to my place. After I opened the door to the empty apartment, I led her to sit at the couch with me, but shortly after she asked to go to the room. So we did. She would sit on the bed and lay back, just like the girl in your image, only she was facing off the bed and I was standing before her.
I can't understate how amazing it was to watch her pull down those short grey shorts, then the leggings, revealing her soft, but cushy innie.
It was time.
>>26631427
>how does it feel when a vagina hugs your cock like this?
You'll never know.
One last question, how different does it feel when wearing a condom?
>>26631232
>"this is it? wow lol"
and then i instantly realized how high of a pedestal i'd been putting pussy on and how fucked up my priorities were. losing your virginity isn't what it's cracked up to be but it's an important step in figuring out what your actual problems are
>>26631497
I would rather fap than ever have sex with a condom desu
first time i was like: "that's it? I'd rather masturbate"
But it got better after a while, a lot better.
How long does it take for a girl to orgasm?
And is their anyway to make it happen quicker?
i don't really recall because it was 10 years ago when i was 15
i remember having a hard time maintaining an erection and that the condom i used was strawberry flavored for some reason lel
I was at this girls place, we kissed before and the second time we got close I gave her a back massage.
I had my boxer shorts on and she was feeling the erection the whole time, got aroused by it.
At one point I pulled down her panties, she didn't resist. I pulled down the boxers and let it slide in.
It felt great, how the dick is enclosed by another human organ - tbqh I can't remember the sensation because I just know today what a vagina feels and its hard to think back and put yourself into the position of how it feels if you don't (can you remember back the exact sensation of being afraid to go on a bike because you don't know how to ride it and are afraid to just fall off?)
The good news is that the first time I had an everlasting erection and did her bareback for more than 10 minutes without feeling I'd have to cum. It was just good sex and eventually she jerked me off and made me come on her tits. It was probably my best ever orgasm.
Although what I also love today is fucking a girl in the shower from behind, standing up. You stand behind the girl and hold on to her boobs. Eventually you cum inside the vagina, and what you do (well what I like to do) is completely verbalize this orgasm by moaning in the girls ear from behind - chicks are always happy if they satisfy a guy, just like a guy likes if the girl orgasms. Making it clear to her that you just come inside her is extra hot imho, and for some reason it's more natural if you're behind her at it, like a horse.
>>26631566
pic for the second paragraph
>>26631505
>>26631505
>>26631505
>>26631505
this
the moment my penis was into a vagina, all of these thoughts just went on my head for a minute, all the hype for sex was completely destroyed,
but I felt like a mature person at the same time, because I realized how sex is overrated.
I couldn't cum for the first 7 or 8 times I fucked my gf, it only got better at the 9 or 10th time
What if I have sex with a girl and I don't make her cum on the first try?
Should I even disclose that I'm a virgin to a girl?
>>26631497
3 answers
>Most condoms suck and remove most stimulation
>Lambskin condoms let you feel the warm sensation really well, but same as above. And they are really expensive and smell
>Some ridiculously thin condoms feel like they aren't there. Kimono microthins are the only kind I can actually approve of
At the begining is like you put your dick against something warm and tight taht resist a bit, then is just pounding pleasure like when you masturbate.
My first 10 times fucking were a disaster because i was just cuming too fast.
Then i did kegels and i turned intoa sex god.
(except for the ED created by the hair loss pills) (hopefully it went away when i stoped)
>twf bald in one more year .why live?
>>26631312
>normie trying to make something more complicated than it is
"Anon, to open a beer bottle, you just not only need a beer bottle opener. You also need leverage."
>>26631512
enjoy your AIDS nigger
>>26631566
Jesus christ my boner, and I'm not even a virgin
>>26631583
>what if
you absolutely will not make a girl cum the first time you have sex
never ever going to happen, sorry
>>26631608
If you do it, you'll understand.
Math teachers make math look easy.
Porn actors make sex look easy
>>26631583
i don't think you are not going to make her cum in your first time
but there's a chance though, can you last more than 30 minutes in bed?
>>26631566
>tfw too tall for shower sex with shorter gf
>>26631608
having sex and opening a beer is not the same thing though? fucking virgins i swear
>>26631593
So kegels aren't just a meme thing, they do actually help?
I keep cumming too quickly, most times I can just keep going and I get another boner, but it is embarassing to cum so quickly
>>26631274
oh shit man... first times are always weird, but on the flip side I remember them fondly. like the first time you ride a bike. so many awkward movements...
I just can't understand you guys that cum too quickly
how can you feel that much pleasure in sex?
>>26631646
You pick her up and pin her to the wall desu.
>>26631681
Same. It is so hard for me to cum inside.
Even with lube, I still have to pound her until she is raw inside before I can
>>26631232
Well . .like tossing salty coins and milkinto bags of sand
This thread makes me want to hang myself. I'm so far from losing my virginity I can't even imagine being naked next to a female, let alone having sex.
>>26631681
>>26631701
This is going to sound like bait but, are you circumsized?
>>26631681
Maybe they all have foreskin?
I hear that having foreskin makes sex waaaaayyyy better because the head is very sensitive.
>>26631554
Varies majorly.
Clitoral stimulation. Loads of girls (maybe even most) wont orgasm just from penetration
First time I went no condor I almost shit it felt so good.
It was really tight and hurt a little. Felt like it wasn't supposed to go up there. Then the feeling suddenly got soft and silky smooth, followed by blood everywhere.
To the people saying it was overrated:
Are you cutfags?
>>26631736
I am, but cumming early is a problem for circumcised people too.
And I can cum in under a minute from masturbation
>>26631733
I feel you, I think I'd cum just at the sight of something like this
>>26631625
Challenge accepted
>You have been muted because your comment was not original
Is it original now?
>>26631777
It felt so good you almost shat yourself????
Should I wear a diaper???
>>26631876
no, wear a butt plug
I'm the shower guy (>>26631566) and to add comments to some of the questions:
- I personally almost don't care if I use a condom or not. It doesn't take away much from my sensation, the putting in on time (getting the condom and pulling it over, together up to 1 minute I'd say) is more annoying.
Some chicks will wadle to the bathroom right after you came with their hands in over their crotch - if I use a condom this doesn't happen, which is positive.
- It's funny how some girls don't seem to get much from penetration inside and need clit stimulation, while for others both work. Also the time they need to cum is vastly different, some will always cum if you last 5 minutes, many will not cum every time you have sex but they often don't really mind that much.
- I love giving head - see the immediate reaction (squirming, moaning, muscle reflexed, orgasm) to something simple as flipping your tongue. I also like the meaty part of vaginas in my face, if it's clean. Some vaginaes and some asses are perfectly clean, you don't taste much.
I'd not go down on a really fat chick, and fat chicks asses tend to smell not good, in my experience.
- I don't like the inside of some girls, if they are too rippled, but whatever, it doesn't really matter.
- Even if I'm with a girl for months and have good sex where I don't come for a long time, every now and then I stick it in an literally cum in under 10 seconds. I don't make a deal out of it, people have to live with that, whatever.
>>26632028
>I personally almost don't care if I use a condom or not. It doesn't take away much from my sensation
you have literally never had sex
>>26631232
Honestly it felt like a warm hot pocket.
>>26631252
Not always true.
>>26632028
>many will not cum every time you have sex but they often don't really mind that much.
I have never orgasmed from being penetrated, actually have never orgasmed with a partner at all, but I still like the intimacy of sex. I have a low sex drive i guess and i think it wierded out my ex because i was 'letting' him have sex with me but didnt have the same enthusiasm for it that he did, and im too awkward to make a 'performance' of it.
>>26631466
You cant really feel that much in terms of the texture/etc. Basically you just feel the warmth go all the way from your tip to the base of your dick and it feels really good.
>>26631736
nope I wasn't mutilated by jews
>>26631747
I do have a foreskin
I will admit maybe it is still too tight from my former phimosis
>>26631801
my first time was "meh" because my foreskin was to tight, and it was my first time using a condom
i could only cum after my 10th time having sex
First time was fun, drunk sex. Went down on her (taste wasn't bad, smell takes some getting used to), she sucked me for a bit, which was pretty tits. Honestly the blowjob felt better than the actual sex, minus maybe cowgirl riding. I did get to plow her like an animal doggystyle. Those wet, slapping noises you hear in porn are infinitely better when done in person.
Unfortunately I was really insecure and self loathing at the time, so I didn't keep fucking her though she was more than willing. It's been years since I've had any sexual experience since.
>>26631232
Does a onahole pussy count?
It felt pretty good, warmed it up with some with hot lube, and lasted a minute cause she was so tight..
She doesn't speak either, so I didn't have to worry about getting judged on my performance.
>>26632153
Your ex was right. You should have made some effort. If you can't come from penetration alone, the two of you could have tried to take more time during foreplay etc. It takes time and effort to learn what gets your partner off.
>>26632066
I'm glad my experience isn't yours.
For reference, I'm German so I'm not circumcised either.
In general, I don't want to put my future in the hands of a girl (promising to take the baby pill) and so I always go condor - and I don't want gf
>>26632153
Seems pretty obvious that the former is a result of the latter - the fact you don't orgasm is because you're not even hot for the sex.
Sounds like a pretty horrible experience for the guy to be honest, but if you don't act like you are tired of his biological needs then I guess it can work out.
I could make a long list of things I don't like girls doing during sex, but it's all just personal preferences
>>26631232
My string at the back of my dick ripped and I ended up bleeding during our first time rather than her
we didn't have sex for a week after that
>>26631232
It feels like when you peel the skin back all the way. It hurts but you want to fuck her deep so you do so and consequently the piece of skin that connects to the bottom of your dick head is cut and you bleed. After that it feels warm and wet, much better than jerking off.
This is something no one actually tells you. Because the temperature of the inside of her vagina is body temperature, you don't really "feel" anything unless your dick is huge or she's a virgin.
Also, contrary to popular belief, the first time doesn't suck- it's actually awesome. You get a huge spike in testosterone and you'll get an erection like you've never had before, feel confident for a few days, etc. There's really nothing like it except of course roids. Wish I could experience sex for the first time again.
>>26632335
>>26632317
I did try but i honestly just dont really 'want' sex. I dont dislike it but to me it was like the same as snuggling on the couch with him. So if it were up to me i wouldnt seek it out (i did for his sake though), but i didnt reject him or not make effort, we would watch porn together and the girls would be all theatrical and he'd say stuff like "why cant you be more like them?" (which was quite off putting, actually). Making out was my favourite thing to do.
>>26632362
That is the most hilarious thing I have heard in this entire month.
>>26632513
Blood started coming out of her vag, and I just thought it was her, so I asked if she was okay, and she just meekly replied yeah
I only realised after a whole 10 minutes that I was bleeding because I was so into it that I didnt even feel the pain at first
>>26631557
did we fuck each other breh, i also lost my virginity at 15 which was 10 years ago and we were wearing tight as fuck strawberry flavour condoms
>>26632362
kek me too, but I didn't stop. Even if she wanted to stop I wouldn't have. Every day after that I pressured her to have sex.
>>26632434
The second part of this is also true OP.
>>26632448
This is bullshit, this was written by a guy.
All girls have a sex drive, even the most mentally unstable one. You talk like a fat, and your shits all retarded.
>>26631232
for me it was shear pain im uncut and uneducated about my dick at the time and didnt realize my foreskin was ultra tight and when it went back it was the most intense feeling in the world.
>>26631232
My first time was with a brothel girl in Germany, so it was with a condom.
Virgin awkwardness made it not nearly as good as it should've been, though. But even with a condom the feeling is amazing, much better than your hand. And very warm.
Needless to say I lasted all of about two minutes once I was inside. Those who say sex isn't much different or better than jerking off have obviously never actually done it.
And condomless sex, oh man. That's a whole different ball game, you basically have to retrain your body to deal with it.
I've had one gf in my life, we dated for over a year and we've been broken up since May of 2014. No idea if we'll ever get back together, but probably not. Anyway, we had sex (always with condoms) up until about six months in when she started taking BC pills.
So it was another "first time", and like my previous one I lasted about two minutes once she got on top after our foreplay. You feel the warmth even more, the wetness and the nerves in your dick don't have a condom between them and the vagina. It's so much better.
>>26632648
What. There are loads of people, not just women, who have low or no sex drives. Sometimes because theyre depressed or sometimes just naturally. Like asexual people.
>>26632648
>All girls have a sex drive
>All
The word you're looking for is "most"
> had sex
> expected it to mean something
> felt nothing towards the girl
> didnt last long
> made lasagne afterwards at 2AM while she laid in my bed and it was better than the sex
The years of build up for the first time sets you up to fail.
>>26632870
Only if you don't care about the girl.
>>26632870
>and it was better than the sex
did you fuck the lasagna?
>>26632870
>mfw people try to give virgins hope that it isn't that great
>>26633004
Not him but I feel better fapping to porn, than I do actually having sex.
>>26631232
it feels warmer than you would think, after you do it you will actually believe that the inside of a body is 98.6 F. This is probably why people say sex is "hot" colloquially. I cant really describe how good it feels without this post turning into a poem of some kind because, lets just say its nothing like your hand.
>>26631295
pretty much this. but i couldnt believe how fucking warm & cesspool ish it all is.
its like a fucking jungle in there. just a hot mess of warmth and juice.
>>26633061
Fug.. I am rock fucking solid right now.
All these descriptions of warm moist vaginas make it sound heavenly.
>>26631252
>2016
>internet exists for over 20 years now
>"you have no idea what you are doing"
Seriously, how comes that there are still such people out there?
I had sex with a hooker and the only surprising things were: It felt warmer inside than I expected, the skin of a woman is way more softer than I thought, the bagina isn't THAT tight and it took me ages to cum.
Really shows just how many normshits browse this board.
It's like sticking your dick into a chamber of joy and warmth and love.
Its fucking awesome.
>>26633208
>>26633208
maybe because its one thing to watch someone do it and a totally different thing to do it yourself??
for me anyway, it took a bit of direction from the girl i was with. maybe this guy is just a natural born sex god though (with his hookers & all)
It kind of sinks in on its own after initial resistance on the exterior. Like applying pressure until a sudden "FHLWOP".
It's not a concrete tunnel like porn would like you to believe. But a tight slippery spacing that gives way when you press against it.
>>26632870
My first time (see here: >>26632705 ) set me back a load of Euros for a pretty lackluster experience. Yes, it was much better than years of jacking off and watching porn but at the same time I was let down.
>>26632922
Sex with sex workers is better than no sex at all, and if they're your only experience with sex then you have no comparison to the "real" thing.
I slept with three prostitutes, including the one I mentioned above, before I was with my gf. And since breaking up I've slept with another two.
The full intimacy you experience, not to mention when you go condomless, blows sex with sex workers way out of the water.
Again, sex with sex workers is better than no sex at all, but:
>Expensive
>Condoms
>Almost no kissing allowed
>Bigger risk of STDs due to the fact they fuck multiple men a day
>The fact they're someone you don't care about makes a huge difference in the sex act itself, sure it feels good but it always feels like there's something missing
>>26631232
Buy some liver.
Heat it up to 98 degrees.
Stick your dick in it.
TADA
>>26633265
>for me anyway, it took a bit of direction from the girl i was with
Because you're mentally handicapped.
>>26631358
>I'm still shit and cum in like 20 seconds.
fuck i have this too
need to stop jerking off. swear it has been so detrimental to my sexual health..
I remember it being very tight. Might sound like a good thing but it pulled my foreskin right back and kinda hurt. I thought I was going to snap that bit of skin that runs up to the tip.
I think it's called the frenulum.
>>26633191
hell yes dude, i cant stress enough how high the temperature is, you will see steam. But only if the girl is turned on, The wetness from that and the pure heat is pretty much is what sex unique.
The girl i fucked was a bitch tho
>>26633312
What the hell are you talking about? This isn't science class
>>26633265
>natural born sex god
I wouldn't be on this bored if I was a natural born sex god. Losing your virginity to a hooker at the age of 23 doesn't feel very godlike desu
>>26631232
gimme sauce on the pic please
>>26633313
>The fact they're someone you don't care about makes a huge difference in the sex act itself
This, senpai. I also lost my virginity to a hooker, always imagined how great it would be with my former crush
>>26631466
No, but it feels amazing when you hit the back of the pussy. Dont do it hard though or the girl will cry about it.
>>26631583
>What if I have sex with a girl and I don't make her cum on the first try?
>caring about her pleasure
stay beta fag
>>26633376
>you will see steam.
Oh my god...
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>>26633401
Just giving my two cents.
>>26633489
If I don't please her won't she leave me tho?
>>26633535
Keep the change faggot
>>26633543
>getting sex advice from a virgin robot
Just rub the fucking clit hard and all around. She'll cum, guaranteed and simple.
>>26631733
Have you ever masturbated?
Now imagine working harder, with less grip, with your heart pounding, and with a woman whining at you to not stop when you're about to cum.
There. You no longer need to hang yourself.
>>26633458
If you can convince a hooker to let you kiss her while you're having sex, it really boosts the experience. But many don't allow it at all and those who do charge extra.
The only one who let me do it was the first one I had about two months after breaking up with my gf. I think the fact that I mentioned that helped convince her. It made it better, but still not as good as "real" sex.
>>26633720
>kissing a used receptacle that lives off of semen to survive
>>26633878
Street-hookers maybe. I always used brothel and escort girls who have higher standards (like not sucking dicks without condoms).
And the one I kissed didn't take like cum, or shit or whatever... she had a faint taste of mouthwash so she must've cleaned herself before she came over. I was lonely and paid good money for a high-priced escort.
>>26634149
""""""""High standards"""""""""
I'll expect a new set of sides to be delivered tomorrow anon
>>26632648
>All girls have a sex drive, even the most mentally unstable one.
WTF are you talking about? If she's never orgasmed from sex (which happens to many girls), what she's describing is totally believable.
One of the biggest signs of an idiot is their constant use of the words "all", "everyone", and "everybody."
>>26632870
>> felt nothing towards the girl
>> expected it to mean something
Oh wow, you weren't in love and the sex you had was meaningless.
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>>26631232
It felt like pure disappointment. If you haven't gotten your dick wet by the time you graduate HS then fuck it. By the time I had sex I had already done so many self pleasure things to my dick/ ass/ chest that a vagina just couldn't compete. Like I said, if you're out of HS just give up, all the weird shit you probably do/ fap to has rendered pussy obsolete anyway
>>26633543
She'll leave you anyway.
>>26631232
How it felt? Like it was meant to pleasure a dick. Warm, slippery, the feeling is hard to put into words tho.
>>26634574
Nah, watching fucked up porn, isn't the same as actually experiencing it.
I'm still trying to check off fucking a girl in the butt after she takes a fresh shit off my list.
>>26634574
Second the "should have gotten dick wet by the end of HS" feel.
I had one opportunity in senior year, at the one party I went to. The girl running it was well off and had an indoor hot tub, and she invited me to get in with her.
My autistic brain didn't realize what that meant, at the time, and I refused "because I didn't bring any swim trunks".
It was the next Monday at school when I was being called a fag by like everyone that it kicked in. I wanted to beat my head against a wall.
And it wasn't until years later that I lost it to a sex worker. And like I said in posts above the first time was really lackluster..
It felt physically great, but emotionally devastating.
Finally lost virginity about a year out of highschool, to some whore who wasnt really attractive but made it so easy. I legit cried afterwards because i knew id given it away to someone i didnt really like and who wasnt attractive, because i realized how pathetic i truly was.
life has been mostly miserable since then. Dont be a shy, beta manlet in this world. Itll eat you alive with a smile
>>26634758
My god i know that feel... there was a super hot little blonde girl in my college art class who invited me over to draw, and mentioned she had a pool. For some reason i froze up and didnt go, and i also recall that another dude in the class called me a fag as he drove by some time later.
God, my life is a series of embarrassments and mistakes; i dont know how i havent killed myself yet
>>26634992
Yeah, regrets over sex are some of the worst regrets.
Knowing that my first time could have been in a hot tub, with someone I liked, versus a blonde Euro-whore in a cramped brothel room on red sheets... ugh. Sometimes I wish I could go back in time to beat some sense into myself.
>>26631232
Underwhelming.
It was really warm and wet with a mild level of pressure all around your dick. It obviously felt nice, but was WAY less exciting than I thought it would be.
>>26634926
Please, die. Do you really think that guys who are desperate to get pussy will cry with you because muh feelings? Man, you even talk like a "fairy tale girl".
>given away to someone I didn't really like
>not about being beta
>really about being the retarded emotional guy
Please, if you are virgin, I can accept it, but man, being the emotional one is completely fucked up.
>>26631232
I couldn't feel anything. At all.
And that's why I've only had sex 3 times to date. I can feel blowjobs but not pussy for whatever reason, even without a condom.
>inb4 small dick
7" long, 5.5" girth
I blame my mother allowing me to be mutilated by the doctors as a newborn child.
>>26631471
How did you meet this girl? Pls don't be a faggoty rickroll
>>26632362
wtf do you mean it rips?
First time I put it in? Not too great.
>kissing first gf on her couch
>she gets on top of me and starts grinding against my dick
>"Maybe we should switch rooms."
>she takes me to her room, we take our clothes off and she starts giving me a handjob
>"Are you sure you want to do this? I just want to give you the chance, because I didn't really get that chance."
>"Yes. I'm ready."
>have trouble staying hard because I'm so nervous
>"Would it help if I gave you head?"
>I don't fucking know
>"Sure."
>she goes down on me, but I'm so not used to the feeling that I'm not enjoying it
>finally I get hard and she helps me put it in
>grips my dick tightly and feels kinda like a glove that was made for my dick
>keeps coming out when I try thrusting
>I lose my erection
>"Maybe this is a sign that you're not ready yet. I'm sorry."
>try to jerk off in her bathroom, but I can't even do that for some reason
>feel cucked by my own body
The next time when I actually went all the way and came in pussy with no condor was better. But I also got her pregnant. But that's a whole other story.
>>26635185
>7"
>not small
>>26634692
Half of the pleasure us in your head man. All the fucked up, weird, non vanilla shit youve ever fapped to will come back in the form of making real life, limited, human sex a seriously underwhelming experience
>>26631232
British girl I met on tinder was in NY for a few days. I take her out, show her sights, buy falafel. We end up going into a movie theater that is almost empty.
I put my arm around her, dong so hard, and start stroking her hair. She eventually turned right at me and looked right into my eyes. She pulled me close, and we kissed for like two seconds, and started frenching passionately immediately after.
"Anon, I've wanted to fuck an American so hard since I've been here."
Dong is incredibly expanded. I grip her ass and start rubbing her clit. Soft moans. I put on a condom from my wallet I've had since highschool, (two years.)
The theater has armrests that retract so she slides over and I slip it in. Soooooo warm and and wet. Like oh my fucking god. I came in like five min, but she said it was good.
No fucks given, been a normie ever since.
>>26631554
fucking hell sauce pls
>>26635434
and then you woke up with a wet spot on your boxers
>>26635434
>Fucking british slags
i feel so dirty after sex i start crying
>>26631294
Normies were specifically summoned fucktard.
>>26633376
i've experiences this in winter when using my onahole warmer. shit is so cash when it's warmed up to 40 Celsius and well lubed
It felt really hard to get it in right, then it was kind of sticky and dry like the inside of your mouth if you have your jaw hanging open for too long.
Didn't like it, sex is the memeest meme ever.
>>26635315
>got her pregnant
Story?
>>26631232
Had to go slow, little bit, take it out a little and push a I little more but being gentle. When I stretched it all the way I was balls deep in missionary, she was scratching my back up a lot as I started motions :)
>>26631274
this anon gets it
i fuck my daki every day and there is nothing complicated about it
>>26635828
>>26632293
>onaholes
Step up niggas, and buy an improved hip instead.
Gives you a better visual, and something fleshy to squeeze too.
>>26636090
links please
of anything related to this
i had no idea they made them that big
>>26636090
over 20 pounds?
>>26636225
Seductive Midnight Candy Shop
I hope you've been saving those neet bux.
>>26636277
>over 20 pounds?
85 lbs
>>26636090
>>26636388
Holy jeezus
>>26636388
post more videos dude
would you send me em if i asked nice?
>>26633401
I like that pussy. I've seen a lot of pussy. That is a very nice pussy.
OP here,
This entire thread had been very informative. However I have one final question that has been itching me.
How does orgasming from masturbating compare to orgasming inside a vagina with NO condom.
Be as detailed as possible.
>>26636447
not mine ask the dude in >>>/jp/14798203
he's been posting a lot.
>>26631733
i couldnt imagine myself actually have sex with a girl until it actually happened. try not to think too negatively though i know its tough.
>>26631497
Unless you're using the absolute thinnest ones you can they're pretty awful desu
Cumming in girls raw feels amazing
>>>/jp/14798203
send me these vids pls
>>26636090
Is this real no waaaaay
>>26636465
I get much more aggressive if I'm gunna cum inside her, choking her soft neck is my preference maybe one hand with a finger in her mouth while looking into each other. Masturbating can't compare to that very well
>>26636090
my 5 pound hip can be a pain to clean
that thing as fucking amazing as it looks i'd imagine would be a nightmare to keep clean
>mfw "first 50 times suck"
>mfw I haven't made it to the first one yet
>>26631232
It was exhilarating
>>26636677
if it helps, it's much easier to get the second one than it is to get the first one, and so on and so forth
>>26636732
a-at least I got something to look forward to..
>>26636677
Pretty self explanatory.
I'd imagine hot wet convulsing muscles that engulf your entire dick would feel way better than a rough man hand.
>>26636465
i can't speak for real vagina but cumming inside my onahole is 10 times better than masturbating
when i use my hand i can keep stroking even after i cum
when i use my onahole i have to stay motionless for half a minute after cumming because the sensation is overwhelming
Well my first time was with a virgin petite bitch so her pussy was tight as a MOTHERFUCKER. I stuck my uncircumcised cock in her and it felt so fucking good. Idk how to explain it other than the warmth, texture and tightness make your cock feel absolutely heavenly
>>26636465
Depends how rough your hands are anon. Ramming it home on each squirt is a pretty awesome way to finish. But finishing in her mouth takes the cake for me. My girls does this awesome "sucking the flavour out of an icy pole" thing while I come in her mouth. Holy fuck it feels insane. I've felt like I pulled a muscle somewhere in the side of my head from coming so hard. Finishers: Mouth>Puss>Ass(overrated)>Toys>Hand
>>26636090
>tfw in 100 years waifu androids will be on the market
>Customization assets and huge asses made for fucking
>temperature settings, and kinky dialogue included
Why the fuck was I born in this shit century!
>>26636807
Do you think the sensation would be equally good in comparison to regular masturbation for someone that is uncut?
>>26635069
Don't regret. Remember that everything you do at every moment is because you have the intention that it is the right thing to do.
>>26636807
Any onaholes you recommend? I don't want to spend any more than 40 usd
>>26636929
I don't own one, but I know for a fact that that shit would feel way better than your hand
Not the guy you're replying to btw
>>26636820
>Ass(overrated)
Agreed, I was an ass and anal porn fanatic when I was a virgin, was disappointed af once I did it a few times with my ex.
It's still good, but it still can't beat a pussy or a wet mouth who knows how to use her tongue. It's just mental
>>26634992
When I was 17, there was this girl in parallel class who was interested in me. We even hold hands and cuddled, but we did only one date and it was awful, I was so anxious that I forgot the PIN of my credit card, it was embarassing. I had actually enough self-awareness to decide that it was the best idea for the two of us to just ignore her from that day on. Never spoke to her again after that. A few years later, when I thought "now I'm ready for a gf", there are suddenly no more women around. well... fate's irony or some shit I guess
>>26631497
i've used condoms with my onaholes before to save cleaning up and it honestly didn't feel much different to me
then again i'm not a cutfag so i actually have feeling in my dick
>>26635315
>I also got her pregnant
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>>26631681
Part of it's mental. I literally cannot cum in any positions except for doggy and prone bone. And those I blow in a few minutes. I can fuck my girl missionary or her on top for 30+ minutes and come nowhere close. It sucks because prone bone is both our favorites...
>>26631681
it's probably a lot less about the pleasure and more mental
when i masturbate i can go for ages if i keep a blank mind but if i close my eyes and imagine that i am inside the body of an attractive woman i blow immediately
>>26635937
>>26637135
She didn't realize she was preggo until 2 months in. Because of americuck health system she was ignoring the symptoms and assuming they were nothing like that. But she fell down one night and hit her head on the floor and her senpai made her go to the ER, and they told her she was pregnant. So there we were, scared by the prospect of being 18 and 20 year old parents... but also kind of in awe that there was something with both our DNA. it was quite a feeling.
I don't think I've ever even been near an opportunity for sex in my 26 years of life. I have had tons of friends and a lot if female acquaintances throughout my life. I even went to UCSC. What have I don't wrong? Am I really an autist?
>>26636388
>>26636090
Mother of god..
That's over $1,800 worth of pussy and ass
>>26637952
or about what you'd spend on a succubus in 3 months
