>he has friends
>thinks he's a robot
>he's had a girl interested in him before
>thinks he's a robot
>he orbits a girl
>thinks he's a robot
>he has plans on the weekend
>thinks he's a robot
>he's 6 feet or taller
>thinks he's a robot
The reality is if you are anyway socially integrated you can not and will never be a robot you are simply a failed normal faggot.
That's the problem anon, 4chan is no longer pure, with all the fucking normies here ruining shit
>>26631196
thank god, I'm glad I'm not a part of you weirdos
>>26631340
Yep, seen so many post along the lines of "I'm normal I just come here to laugh"
They literally have every other website on the Internet to brag about their normal lives, but somehow wind up here
>>26631368
Good for you, now get the fuck out
Normie: Can socialize and does socialize
Failed normie: Can't socialize but wants to socialize
Cyborg: Can socialize but doesn't want to (many delusional people in this demographic tho)
Robot: Can't socialize and doesn't want to anyway
i have friends, they never spedn time with me outside of online games
i had a girl interested in me in high school, i was too autistic to pick up on it and now it will never happen again because i never leave the house
im 6'1
am i robot
>>26631449
>6'1
>Robot
No you're lazy, you've had women interested in you before it can and will happen again based solely on your height. You're not a robot
>>26631196
What is a "robot"?
Oc
>>26631196
I'd say the ultimstr barrier is being a female
A female can never be a robot under any circumstances, everything else if negotiable.
Perhaps someone is a non-virgin due to an escort, that's tolerable in my opinion, maybe they have 1 or two acquaintances that they talk with occasionally, that's fine too.
Being a female is an absolute no.
>>26631517
A male social pariah who is involuntarily alone
>>26631196
What if your friends are other robots?
I have two good friends. We watch anime and wrestling and play Magic. They're both fat neckbeards.
>>26631517
>NORMIE DETECTED
4Chan is contaminated
>>26631368
How the fuck did you end up here then
>>26631392
That's the joy for me. They have everything you could want. Friends, a relationship, a woman etc. But they are still empty inside, still unhappy. So they come here as a way to feel better about themselves. A way to feel superior.
>>26631476
Does this work in weight? Because I'm 18 stone
>>26631651
I'm not sure if it's an indication of their unhappiness or their need to dominate. Go to any YouTube comment section regardless of the topic and open one of those chain arguments that go on for the longest time, usually it will result in just ad hominem being spewed back in forth as one individual tries to assert their social, physical and sometimes intellectual superiority over that of another. You can see it on most normie websites and apps that are for the most part anonymous, such as Yik Yak.
Normies do that shit here all the time
>get BTFO in an argument
>"well I bet you're no fun at parties"
They have to let the "audience" know their lives are better than the other persons.
>>26631704
why do tall normies always complain about shit they can easily control as if it's preventing them from being Chad?
>be fat as fuck white tall guy
>go to the gym for a few months and rail some asian pussy after revealing decent bone structure and a core
you guys also always complain about being rail thin lanklets as if it's not easy as fuck to gain weight, especially if unlimited pussy is the incentive. tall faggots can not be robots
>>26631651
We don't come here because were empty and we need to feel better about ourselves, we come here because we were here all along, laughing at the monkeys who choose to put themselves on display in this zoo.
If you came to 4chan and thought it was a good idea to identify with a board like r9k and display all your failure to the rest of us, you made a choice to be an object of laughter and mockery. You come here for the attention. We sometimes give that to you. This isn't your board. This isn't your website. Stop with this goalpost shifting where you actually try to claim you belong here any more than anyone else.
>>26631651
Is it strange that I feel total apathy for not having friends, a girlfriend etc.?
>>26631794
Not that guy but this a website for anime discussion, it's objectively for losers.
>>26631719
>They have to let the "audience" know their lives are better than the other persons.
There's no difference between this and letting the audience know how shit your life is. Robots and normies who insist on presenting their lives on these boards are equally pathetic and worthless.
Also:
Abnormies do that shit all the time
>get BTFO in an argument
>u r le roastie
>white knight
>why are you even here in my precious hugbox?
>fuck off Chad
>u r le insecure for daring to confront me
And so on.
>>26631863
>There's no difference between this and letting the audience know how shit your life is.
Beyond the fact robots only have this forum in which to discuss how shit their lives are whereas all of social media is structured around bragging about the quality of your life.
>>26631845
That's not true at all. There are a couple of boards specifically for anime discussion. All the other boards besides /b/ and /r9k/ are very clearly for particular topics.
Stop trying to do that thing where you claim somewhere is a haven for the person you happen to be.
>>26631887
There is no difference at all.
This isn't your forum. Just because you chose to identify as a robot and tried to make up all these rules about who should be allowed on and OC board doesn't actually mean much.
This isn't the only place you have. In fact, you don't even have this place. This board is not your special clubhouse.
>>26631895
This website literally just used to be anime discussion and /b/, why would a normie come here to begin with? It has never been for people like you
>>26631421
What does that make me...
I struggle to socialise, don't want to but feel forced to (too beta, plus I'd be out on the street within a week).
I literally have strict rules that I set to help me blend in amongst the normies at my job, along with rules I follow regarding women too (the key is to think of them not as people or as sex objects, but as social landmines waiting to blow up in your face - gotta treat lightly).
I do my blending in well. But I still don't really understand people or how they click and nor do I want to.
I do the bare minimum to avoid being labelled the creepy quite guy, and that's it...
>>26631764
>tall faggots can not be robots
I disagree friend, tallness has no influence on being a robot and not being a robot, it's merely a physical trait
>>26631963
Every study has shown tall men have significant social and financial benefits as a result of their physical trait.
>>26631368
/normie/ general when?
>>26631196
i fucking love this place
it's like some twilight zone bizarro world where people are smug about being losers, and even ostracize people for not being big enough losers
>>26631957
>implying I'm a normie because your mangina is bleeding over being called out for trying to claim this is your spethial secret place
This website has always been for anyone who cares to visit it. You are posting on one of the most popular websites on the entire planet and trying to claim it's some sort of haven for whatever it is you think you are.
The fact you are trying to claim this is your space is a clear indication of how new you are.
What if I had friends but told them all to go to hell?
>>26631196
>actually competing to see who is the hugest faggot
>doesn't understand the crushing feeling of being unable to blame your failures on genetics,upbringing or psychosis
yes i've had girls interested in me
and I missed the opportunity every time,didn't even get a kiss
yes I have friends
they're few and and each and every single one of them is more successful than me
you either live the normie life or you don't anon
there's nothing soul soothing about being slightly less pathetic than someone else
>>26632029
If you were into anime discussion and calling people niggers online in the early 2000s you're at best a social outcast, this isn't even a top 500 website.
>>26632077
If you've had girls interested in you before it means it will happen again and you will be given chance after chance to fail, which is important, as well as succeed. You're not a robot, just a failed normie.
>>26632002
i Iove it
>>26631946
>This board is not your special clubhouse
4chan has become so diluted over the past years. I feel that the original 4chan is dead at this point
>>26631476
I'm 6'5" and haven't had girls interested in me before.
>>26632077
>you either live the normie life or you don't anon
>yes i've had girls interested in me
>yes i have friends
looks like you're a normie
>>26631764
Being tall makes it slightly less likely to become a robot but the height meme is extremely exaggerated here on r9k. It's very possible to be a tall robot.
Im a failed normie but that doesn't make me feel bad or anything
I come here because /b/ is full of teenage meme spouter's who constantly try to re invigorate their confidence with "Faces of /b/ :3" and ylyl threads. This place is actually a place where you can talk to someone about your problems without some edgy faggot telling you to "suck it up and be yourself". Here I feel more comradery even though Im not a full fledged autismo shoe wearing robot.
>>26632216
Tall white guys can't be robots, literally life on easy mode.
>>26632214
>>26632140
>tfw any person i know would consider me pathetic if i confided these things in them but the one place where everyone comes to wallow in their misery rejects me cause i'm not pathetic enough
>>26631976
I'm tall, and a fat fucking disgusting slob, also
>study
Who the fuck believes in science?
>>26632266
>statistics aren't real meme
>>26632256
I know the feel bru
but I mean its just a bulgarian jelqing critque forum
failed normies society
>>26632256
The only thing pathetic about you is that you (presumably) haven't had sex, which isn't even an issue for you since women are interested in you and you have friends that will help you get out there.
Back to Instagram
>>26632248
>if no have no legs you are less likely to be desired by girls so that means it's impossible to be completed undesirable to girls if you do have legs
>>26632285
>statistics aren't real meme meme
>>26631976
Yes it makes it slightly more likely to be a normalfag, that doesn't mean that it's such a huge advantage that it's impossible to be a robot.
>>26632341
>>26632392
You can be outright deformed as long as you're tall and women will still desire you
>>26632399
This logic is flawed as fuck
>>26632442
If you're at least 6' and white just step outside and you'll have pussy fall into your lap, regardless of looks
>>26632285
You don't know shit about statistics if you think that height giving a slight advantage with girls means it's impossible for tall guys to be completely undesirable about girls.
>>26632298
You're literally retarded enough to think ''women have at some point been interested in you'' means ''women are interested in you'', anon.
That wasn't OP's premise at all.
>>26632485
No. If you're tall you're slightly more likely to have girls falling on your lap, that's what the statistics are saying.
That doesn't mean that there can't be tall men that no women have any interest in.
>>26632530
I am OP, if women have been interested in you it's as a result of you being attractive, meaning women will like you again even if you're too "autistic" to act on it.
>>26632086
>my entry level, shallow as fuck participation is the correct one
>>26632145
The original 4chan died as soon and the millennials turned up and started mimicking each other. Literally the only reason there are thing like "robots" is down to children not getting this site and parroting shit to fit in
>>26632576
Or maybe it was the result of me having been a fucking teenager and now i'm a good for nothing adult with nothing to offer.
No one's expressed interest in a god damn decade,but keep thinking I can lord this amazing power over you anon.
It's totally not depressing as fuck to know the only time anyone showed any interest in you you fucked it up and it's never coming again.
>>26632623
If you've made eye contact with a girl you don't belong on this website.
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