>"It ain't gonna lick itself, anon"
what do you do?
>>26630418
Lick her a bit to get her wet, then pound her without condor.
>>26630418
probably eat her out til she's wet and then smash? idk you didn't really give us any context for this situation
>tfw no lewd qt gf
just end it
Well it doesn't look roastie like so I'd go and have some mouthwash to mask the taste.
Eat her out and tongue her clit obviously. Real mean eat pussy.
dine on that cake
>>26630418
>eating girl out
that's beta newfriend unless she sucks your cock first.
I'd leave since I'm not a beta cuck
>>26630418
>ok well sit on my face then . . no other way
>starting eating then after a couple mins stop
>"keep going anon!"
>only if you start
>"EAT IT!"
There's only one option.
Fuck off bitch, I still need to get my improved ilvl purple pants
>>26630418
>lick
Nah bitch, I go straight into suckling.
>>26630418
I don't think I'd have the confidence and self esteem to give a girl oral sex, it seems such an effeminate and submissive thing do to, and I am overly concerned with looking alpha and tough.
My mental issues aside, I am not sure I'd even want to. It seems disgusting the more you think about it.
Surely a good fingering while you suck on her titties is a reasonable substitute?
go ham on that shit
Eat her. Then flip her over and pound her and then eat her ass.
>>26630724
>effeminate and submissive
I as a male, enjoy being both of those things.
>>26630418
Macguyver a vibrator out of a power drill, tupperware and tape.
Then tell her to go nuts while I warm up my large masculine hands by playing the whole master of puppets album in under 5 minutes.
Pssh like I'm gonna put my useless feeble face in there when I have these BEAUTIFUL HANDS.
>>26630841
and this is why you, as a man, will be flushed out of existence
>>26631014
We all ultimately get flushed out of existence my brother. We all go marching into the uncaring void, never to be mentioned are remembered again.
>tfw I had a drop-dead gorgeous fucking insanely hot beyond belief girl fuck my face like her life depended on it the other day
>tfw walking around town to buy bananas or something and randomly get a vivid flash of memory of her looming over me, grabbing onto my hair and trying to sand my mouth off with her vagina
>tfw she fucked my face so hard that my voice changed because i was instinctively holding my jaw in a weird unnatural position for like half an hour afterward
>tfw she fucked my face so hard that i've been licking the torn frenulum under my tongue all day
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>guy wants to eat pussy
>eww what a weirdo! that's like so submissive and gross and not manly
>guy doesn't want to eat pussy
>wow what a selfish asshole! how can you be so self centered ugh
Tyrone she's all yours
>>26631130
Only beta virgins of /r9k/ think that eating pussy is submissive.
>>26631192
>Licking a place which discharges blood, goo and takes miles of cocks
Sure it's not submissive at all.
slam a picaxe into her pelvis
>>26630418
I would give her the ol' lickaroo and ask if I could do it to her ass too.
>>26631192
It's submissive when you're under the table. She's chatting with Chad and she just complained at you for stopping. That's how I view the image.not that there's all that much wrong with being submissive
>>26630563
who id dis cutie?
>>26630418
Kick her out she can keep her stds.
>>26631344
Wouldn't you like to know, huh
>>26630418
slap her and tell to get the fuck out. i ain't touching that ugly vagina
>>26630724
>and I am overly concerned with looking alpha and tough
anyone who does this, please realize how silly and transparent it is ESPECIALLY to the opposite sex
>>26630418
Lick obviously
>>26630463
jesus fucking christ, that looks like my sister
Fuck right off desu
>>26633147
post her pics lad, for verification's sake
>>26630418
be her cunnilingus slave for the rest of my life
>>26630418
call the police, call the fbi, call my mom
I enjoy eating pussy for the psychological aspect of it, but the act itself isn't very pleasant if that makes sense.
But it's nice to kiss up a girl's thigh and make her feel like your favorite place to be is down there, feel her pulling your hair, etc. The only problem is that it tastes and feels like a prickly fish.
>>26630579
She's ok. I mean I wouldn't brag tofriends
>>26630418
give her bean a nice sharp finger flick as punishment for her lack of manners. future requests shall be phrased in the form of, "please lick my pussy, sir/daddy." and I will consider it if she has been a good girl.
>>26630418
I've changed lives in that position
>>26631321
>not that there's all that much wrong with being submissive
it's only literally the thing that turns off women the most
seriously as a life-long submissive i always think about killing myself whenever i remember i'm submissive and there's nothing i can change about it
Never going near women again. Disgusting creatures.
>>26633742
>Disgusting creatures.
What did he mean by this?
>>26633893
manfeet
>>26630444
kekerooni
nice trips
>>26634208
>feetfag
Literally the normie shit tier of fetish. Please get out.
>>26630418
give her a bowl of hard-boiled eggs desu senpai
Tell me, does licking pussy actually work? I dont want to embarasss myself one day.
Do pussies get moist on average
>>26636454
You lick the clit.
>>26636454
Your tongue/mouth is wet not the vag, dumbass
Love getting blowjobs but can't ever imagine eating a twat without gagging.
mfw they expect you to return the favour and enjoy it
>>26636602
>doesn't eat puss
Huge faggot detected.
>>26636587
>Your tongue/mouth is wet not the vag, dumbass
Are you the most retarded mega faggot virgin on earth?
>>26631344
Mari Makinami from the rebuilds
>>26630870
this post is underated to be honest familia
>>26630418
>>26630463
Go down on her until she cums because I love eating pussy
>>26630435
But anon, sex with a condor watching is best sex.
>>26631058
now that is what I like to hear friend
>>26631058
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>>26630418
Why does she have a chicken in her lap?
>>26630418
Bite it.
curl back my lips like a horse and chomp down on it.
proceed to gnaw until my jaw locks-up.
then stay latched on until I fall asleep.
>>26630418
heh very well
*unsheathes tounge*
*teleports infront of her*
*lick her rapidly in succession*
*tounge does insane motions only high speed cameras could pick up*
*activate my dark side*
*licks become even more aggressive and forceful as linking park plays in the background*
*walks away slowly*
heh....girl...you've already came
*she explodes*
*sheathes tounge*
*tips fedora*
*369's out of there*
>>26630418
I'd honestly rather suck, smell and eat out a girls asshole than their pussy
DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT THAT'S JUST A COINCIDENTALLY FOLDED BLANKET?! JESUS I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!
