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why aren't you going after teens ? >best body this isn't
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why aren't you going after teens ?

>best body
this isn't even arguable, no woman will ever be able to compete with the fresh and tight teen body

>easy to get
most of them are surprisingly insecure, a few nice words and she'll fall in love with you

>no bagage, and is more likely to be a virgin
you won't have to put up with kids, ex bfs, hisbands, etc.

>has low expectation.
doesn't care about your money

>is very submissive.
most teenage girls are still not completly corrupted by feminism, they'll fallow their natural insting by being feminine and respecting you as a man.
the age difference with also be a plus, she will look up to you.

>if you take her virginity she'll worship the ground you walk on.
the first bond isn't even arguable at this point.
everyone knows the stats.
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>>26630212
We're robots, dipshit. Teens are snatched up daily by chads. Nice tumblr pepe you fucking faggot whore cocksucking nigger.
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>>26630270
> Teens are snatched up daily by chads
they aren't
i'm not talking about 18 - 19 yo, you pleb
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This kid, >>26630270, just roasted the fuck out of you, faggot. Go back to your "Teens Love Big Cock" videos and take your tumblr pepe with you. At least make an effort to go after a teen before posting pure bullshit. Disgusting. Teens are in no way easier than other women. If anything, they are more difficult.
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>>26630349
So basically senior/college freshmen? Lmao your ignorance is unmatched. Have you even talked to one of them?
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>>26630436
Did you even read what he said? He's clearly talking about minors
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>you will never experience teenage emo romance

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v106/scattass/melaura.gif

I'm gonna go listen to some dashboard now
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>>26630212
I did an now i am 31 and she is 27.

pro tip: avoiding your shit by dating a blank slate results in the blank slate being painted with your shit.
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>>26630212
I wouldn't survive in prison, and the age of consent where I live is 18 with no exceptions. The federal age of consent in the US is 18 too, so doing it online is out of the question unless I want to spend 10+ years in federal "pound me in the ass" prison.

Going after teens is something only a select few can pull off by virtue of being born in the right place and having the right social skills to make it work.

As for me? I'll stick with my 2D so Tyrone doesn't take my ass every night in my cell.
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>>26630212

>implying subhuman omega failures would ever be attrractive to prime teen pussy

>implying worthless autists would be capable of actually approaching prime teen pussy let alone fucking one

>implying they don't worship Chad from their tweens

>implying they aren't riding Chad Jrs cock from middle school

>implying they aren't clever enough to know just how much of a fucking loser you are
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>>26630468
It has to be so depressing, to live in a country where you can't legally fuck a 16 yo
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>>26630436
you're an idiot
this fag >>26630468 got it
>>26630581
sorry to hear that, m8
>>26630587
whats with the ad hominem ?
i smell the mad rostie
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>>26630212
>>best body
Why she wants to give and ruin with Chad.
>>easy to get
Because they jump on Chad dick all the time
>>no bagage, and is more likely to be a virgin
Not for long
>>has low expectation
Because all they care about is that face, height and muscles. They depend on their parents, of course they don't want money.
>>is very submissive
To a hypermasculine Chad, for sure.
>if you take her virginity she'll worship the ground you walk on
And if I won the PowerBall I would be sailing in my brand new yatch.
There is no innocence anymore, buddy, this concept is dead.
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>>26630688
>whats with the ad hominem ?

>le I don't like hearing the truth because it corrupts my fantasies le maymay
>le big words I don't understand but I'm using anyway le maymay
>le roasties maymay

You wouldn't know what a roastie even smelled like, you worthless, stupid, delusional omega virgin.

Imagine being so utterly pathetic you actually think underage girls are going to find you attractive now, when there surrounded by young Chads who are better looking and more experienced sexually and socially than you'll ever be.
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Because I am emotionally mature, and being around teenagers makes my head hurt.

They definitely do come with baggage, like their parents, and acne, and awkward phases, and hormones that turn them into utterly crazy, dramatic cunts (regardless of gender).

Are you guys really so desperate that you don't prioritize personality and compatibility when seeking a sexual relationship? That is absolutely pathetic.
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>>26630750
>Why she wants to give and ruin with Chad.

>implying it's ruined
>implying it wouldn't be far more tainted and disgusting if she allowed a subhuman omega inside her

At least with Chad it's like a hire car that is kept in top condition and is a perfectly acceptable ride for the price.
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>>26630802
>Are you guys really so desperate

You're on /r9k/ you fuckin retard
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>>26630802
>Are you guys really so desperate

You really cannot begin to fathom the desperation and delusion of the omega male.
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>>26630781
thats one mad rostie
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>>26630828
>>subhuman omega
>>tainted
Oh gee, it's not like I'm the party rat who fucked everyone and their mother and porbably has a load of STDs. But of course, they're not looking for stability, all they want to do is "parteeh all day n find myself XDDdddDD", and theyir dreams don't go beyond "I want to get the most attention and fuck a Chad".
Then they all come crawling back for the thetabux, disgusting.
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>>26630885

>that's one pathetic omega virgin

There is nothing more pathetic than a loser who didn't get prime teen pussy in his teens.

You have completely failed to develop properly. You are worthless.
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>>26630921
>projecting this hard
keep bumping
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>>26630921
>be used up rostie
>watch thread about dating teen
>gets mad because i'm a used up rostie and no one wants me.
>insult everyone, that'll teach them

you're not gonna convince anyone that way, you know
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>>26630911

No they don't. Stop lying to yourself.

They party hard and fuck the men they want and then they settle down with one of them. They get the stability, the family life, and they get to find themselves in their prime.

Stop pretending it doesn't work this way.

Omegas get the broken, damaged, pitiful leftovers - which are the very worst females none of the Chads, not even the bottom tier ones - wanted.

>>26630964

>using words you don't understand
>refusing to admit you have completely failed to achieve one of the fundamental requirements to developing properly.

You are damaged beyond repair
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I fucked a 13 year old once, but i didn't know until the next day.
She looked around 17, so I thought it was good.
>it was
I'm 22.
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>>26631011

>be omega
>be a complete failure with women
>invent hilarious fantasy in which teens are going to want a grown adult male who has completely failed to develop sexually and emotionally
>get laughed at and told exactly what you are
>le u must be a girl and roastie maymay

It must be incredibly shameful to know that men laugh at you for being a pitiful little omega who hides from his failings and can't cope with being called out.

You're like a 14 year old who still has training wheels on his bike.
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>>26631038
>pls take care of my used pussy, don't pursue better mates.
nah, you'll die alone with you're 30 cats.

you're just making my point actually, you're worthless.

>>26631098
dude !
what country are you from ?
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>>26631038
>they settle down with one of them
This is how I can, with accuracy, label you as b8. You know that Chads don't really settle until they're top of the cream rich businessmen, right ? That, or they fall into a spiral of drugs and fuck themselves up.
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>>26630212

My 20s bro has been a dating 18 year old for the past two years. One of the most awful, slutty people I've ever met and got fat the first chance she got. He hates her but he's a bit too beta to do anything but let her drain his bank account, god rest his soul.
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>>26631162
I'm in Los Angeles.
It was at her older sister's birthday party last year.
I went to middle school and high school with the sister.
I hadn't seen the little one in a while though, i forgot how old she was. We never talked about our siblings. She just looked hot as fuck.
She didn't tell her, but honestly it'd probably be cool, we're good friends. I wanna fuck the older sister too.
But seriously what the fuck, i've seen more than one fine ass bitch who turned out to be 15 or younger. It's fucking horrifying.
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>>26631118
How jealous does this picture make you feel roastie?
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>>26631352
Not jealous at all. I can guarantee you she's already been defiled by Chad.
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>>26631215
what if i told you that i'm 28 and dated 3 teenage girls in the pas 4 years and no of them where as horrid and entitled as +20 yo women i'v dated in the past ?

>>26631250
you got lucky.
but you may still get V& for that, just make sure you can run fast when/if the time coms and the wrong people knock at your door
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>>26631352
HNNNNG when is this from, did she post more!
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>>26630212
>most of them are surprisingly insecure
Not the attractive ones.
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>>26630750
The only solution is to become chad through an intense regimen of lifting over two or so years

We're all gonna make it brah
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>>26631395
Jordyn jones, she's got an instagram acc.
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>>26631397
depends how attractive you are but you'll definitely get an easy shot at solid 7s and 8s
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>>26631405
i'm not a Chad or fit myself.
the simple fact of being older gets you few more points of attractiveness.
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>>26631523
you know what they say

men age like fine wine

women age like milk
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>>26630802
>emotionally mature
>browses /r9k/
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>>26630802
Those hormones also make them horny as fuck

30 year old women are frigid af
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>>26630212
>easy to get
teens are only easy to get if you look like a teenage girl yourself.

i'm a large, muscular, bearded man. the only girls who are into me are 20+ BPD sluts with severe daddy issues.
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>>26631532
it's like... a durable, trusted tool that wears down over time from use and has character because of it, vs some shitty plastic appliance that looks nice but then breaks inexplicably after the 2 year warranty expires.
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>>26631722
>i'm a large, muscular, bearded man
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>>26632111
Kek

Original post
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>>26632111
Thanks to the miracles of genetics and testicles, even a neckbeard that doesn't exercise can just naturally be muscular and strong as shit. Maybe not maximum strong but carrying a couch up stairs strong at least, and that's stronger than anyone needs to be in today's world. I know because I'm one and I literally threw a person a month ago.
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>>26632261
So you are an omega, fat, socially retarded, sexually undesirable neckbeard and you still have the nerve to say you are strong. Well you're not. Fuck no wonder why women want chads and not these neckbeard losers
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>>26630212
>OP instructs hundreds of socially retarded robots to enter into abusive controlling relationships with girls half their age
>nothing I can say will convince them not to follow OP's advice
>I've seen what this kind of manipulation can do to a young mind first hand more than once
OP Confirmed for monster.
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>>26631038
>and they get to find themselves

Please stop perpetuating this.

You don't find yourself by rubbing your genitals on things.
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Do you suggest I just go stand outside some schools and just wait for girls to go up to and say some nice things to?
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>fucking kids in 2016
ishygddt
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>>26630212
Because you have to put up with their shit.
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Not doing it (yet) because of the social stigma
>mfw age of consent is 13 where I live
>mfw too much of a pussy to take advantage
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No offense but your master plan of preying on underage teens wont work. You will come off extremely creepy and no they wont love you. You are actually much better off going for older women, they wont judge as much.
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