Sad thread robots. Make me cry.
>>26629819
people like you still exist
>>26629819
These were the gold old days, when /r9k/ was 99.8% male, and while mildly autistic, we all got along and has a sense of humour, and camaraderie.
HAHAHA NICE MAYMAY
why not go make a baww thread on /b/ xD
hdiaehdiehuieh
i was just thinking about how this board probably thinks that having sex and getting a gf will make their life better... but that's literally not true. having a gf doesn't make anything better because the problem you have is internal and any fix that you try will only be temporary
anyways i want to kill myself
>>26629819
Do you want sad stories or greentexts of socially awkward beta faggots too scared of real life girls that they hide in 4chan?
That's not sad. Thats fucking pathetic as you're for thinking that's sad.
Pic related is sad.
>>26629884
those "old days" weren't even that long ago which makes it worse.
I'd say it was as close as 7-8 months ago.
>>26630025
>>26629998
Go on fuckers, I need to cry asleep. Tomorrow's very busy for me.
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I never had a friendly conversation with someone, even online for about 8 years.
I am the loneliest being on earth.
Does that make you sad?
>>26630361
Can't read it.
>>26629998
>>26630025
Anons... the feels...
>>26630374
Yes, because I fear I might become like you.
I'm still young and /r9k/ is a glimpse of a nightmarish future that I have to avoid at all costs.
>tfw being a true friendless robot since the age of 10
>>26629971
We got too many of them as it is. Stop fucking sending these faggots
>>26629884
>>26630230
these are so true. roasties demand their safe spaces, why can't robots have one too?
>>26630025
My stomach feels empty..
>>26630025
Sad? I'm the biggest misogynist (TM) in the god damned world and if my BIOLOGICAL mother had pulled that shit I would've tortured and killed her. I would literally become a murderer just to see her suffer and die a horrible threat. I'm not even a violent person, but this makes my blood boil.
>>26630374
Are you serious? I can't imagine this. There are plenty of people on /r9k/ who would be your friend, how can you never speak to anyone?
>>26633015
Not him but making friends off a website meant for users to stay anonymous doesn't seem like the best idea. Especially in a place where a good portion of the users are cancerous and generally not decent human beings.
>>26633079
Still, he can just talk to a couple instead of being that lonely. You don't even have to be friends or exchange names or w/e.
>>26630025
I remember when this anon first posted the story, made me cry like a little bitch desu. Goddamn poor dude I just wish someone could've helped him and I hope no one else goes through what he did
I miss r9k before it got killed
>>26629998
How fake and contrived.
>>26629998
what a fucking piece of shitalmost quads
>>26629927
NEW SPOOKY MEME HAS ARRIVED
Do you want to feel?
Let me help you.
Sorry if resolution is shit. IDK since I'm posting from telephone.
>>26633920
I feel, my robot friends.
>>26633959
I sound macabre as fuck but there's nothing like death to motivate you.
>>26630230
lmao literally the only difference from 8 months ago is there are more men pretending to be women here. That's it. r9k has been awful in comparison to how it used to be for years now and seeing as you haven't noticed that it's probably people like yourself which have made it so.
>>26629819
just think about your life
you dont need entire thread for that
dumping you fucking frog loving niggers.
>>26634371
this is a fuckin gem
>>26630025
wow fake and gay
>>26634524
>BAWWWWWWWWWWWW MY INTERNET FRIND NEVER PLAYED AGAIN
Anything that's actually sad?
>>26634569
Didn't read it did you?
His friend died of a heart failure
>>26634569
here senpai take a gander at this
>>26634594
So did lots of peoples'. Anything original?
>>26633912
hi where do i post spooks
>>26634629
Wow...I almost feel like that wasn't the millonth time I've read that basic template.
>>26629819
stop reading after minecraft was mentioned
>>26634629
Can anyone tldr this please?
Here's a sad but true sentence for your troubles. :3
>>26634766
Roastie is a gold digger looking for a sugar daddy and gets one.
Nobody is surprised.
>>26634766
>Not just reading the ending to know what happened
Ive got a few good ones
A sad one
Nummer 3
Or that
>>26634893
>muh ded frend
>>26634961
>muh faylur
>>26634989
>muh ded relitiv
Nothing actually sad.
Time to cry
>>26635023
At least i try
>>26635033
This made me chuckle a little bit.
>>26635033
I had to check the fucking date on this to see that it was not related to someone I know
>>26635033
Nigga shiiiiii
>>26629998
Damn man, I didn't need these feels.
It's probably also because I'm a bit drunk, but there are tears in my eyes right now.
>>26635023
>Muh edge
>>26635433
It's not my fault these tall tales are so predictable. If these make you feel, you really need to do more reading.
I can't make you cry but I can make you feel a little
In highschool a bitchy girl once pat me on the back which was quite strange as nobody would ever want to touch me without a good reason. Realise when the day is over and I'm back home that there is a empty can of cola in the cap of my hoody. She threw it in somewhere in the morning or noon and it made a sound all day but I was too stupid too realise and everybody laughed at me too and still too stupid to realise something was wrong.
bumping ops thread.
>>26630676
heres ehthe hirger res
>>26634637
Some guy's friend died in a really weird way once but it was still sad too.
That better?
>9th grade
>robot at this point no friends
>in that autistic weeaboo phase
>going to first period when I notice this guy
>he's watching some anime trailer
>hey anon what're you watching?
>he shows me a to aru no railgun trailer
>after this we really hit it off
>we're both the only friends we have
>slowly over time we get real close like brothers
>11th grade
>we're both failures at life
>we decide to start skipping school
>we just walk around talking for hours everyday
>he once brings up how he wants to kill himself
>I wasn't sure how to respond so I changed the subject
>12th grade
>we have barely any credits
>I move nearby to his house
>everyday we're visiting each other
>my family even makes a joke that we're gay
>He's older than me by a year and a half
>He's been sending in job applications
>I learn that they're planning to move to Mexico
>He moves out with his brothers though thankfully
>I move to a different state because family reasons
>We still play lots of games online
>We both become NEETs after highschool
>He sounds depressed a lot of the time
>For some reason I never really talked to him about it
>He killed himself about 9 months ago
Looking back, I always blamed myself for what he became. He was somewhat successful before I met him, but whenever I asked him what he thought he'd always laugh and tell me something like "Who's the real idiot? The person who tells someone to follow him off the bridge or a person who actually does it" I wish I noticed sooner. I moved back to the state we used to live in together back in November, I cried when I saw the same streets we used to walk around and just talk. That was all we did, we never really got tired of each other. I loved him more than my own family, and not in a gay way but in a truly brotherly way. I'm still a NEET, but I've phased out of gaming in general. The games we used to obsessively play (mostly MMOs) I can't play much without getting horribly depressed.
