>tfw you'll never be the girl in the picture ;_;
>>26627256
>tfw you'll never be a girl
;_;
>>26627256
>>26627399
iktf.
>tfw you'll never have a qt gf that fucks your dog
>>26627256
I've had more than one girl tell me that guys would be shocked to know how many women fuck their dogs.
Go to a dog park. Notice that the vast majority of women, especially the frumpier ones, have large male dogs. It does make you wonder.
>tfw women would rather fuck dogs than you
>>26627598
what kind of degenerates do you hang out with?
>>26627635
This, tell us I want to hang out with them too
>>26627635
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originaru commento deshita
>>26627635
"dog people" degenerates
i take the family's collie to the dog park just to sit on the bench and watch those fucking crazy assholes. no hate, they know what they stand for and are unabashed about it
>>26627539
>all those girls who are girls and have an opportunity to fuck a dog but don't use the opportunity to fuck with their dog.
it should be a crime just to have such privilege and not use it.
>even Hitler had a gf
>women would rather fuck dogs than robots
Are robots the least desirable humans in history?
>>26627598
>guys would be shocked to know how many women fuck their dogs.
i've heard this before and i'm still convinced its a meme... i just... don't know though
like does one degenerate woman just reframe her reality such that "oh lots of other chicks do this shit its normal"? coz thats how women work...
>>26627699
brev don't get down that one of the most famous humans to ever live had a girlfriend....
>>26627705
Maybe. maybe not. You'll never get the truth out of a woman. She's either over exaggerating or under exaggerating about everything.
>>26627705
I guess it's the animalistic side
A dog fucks a woman like a jackhammer and doesn't give a shit about anything but his own pleasure. Women love that kind of animalistic behavior
>>26627699
How does it feel like to be on par with Hitler and a fucking dog, Chad?
>>26627754
I'm not Chad though ;_;
Here's a reason why all girls love horses
>>26627798
i think his post was meant to be rhetorical
>>26627835
i feel sorry for horse
>>26627256
>tfw no partner who fucks you like a rabid dog
Vanilla is cool most of the time cause feels, but being mercilessly ravaged just makes you feel so . . . irresistible~
>>26627918
had sex with a girl recently who said it was cool for me to "take her" forcibly whenever I wanted cause she was into that
thank you jesus
>>26627918
>>26627956
you need a room disgusting normies?
>>26628078
They need a NORMIE room
>>26627918
>tfw no parasite eve dogsex gf
time for lethal dose of morphine
>>26628078
>>26628113
how am I a normie?
what
>>26628232
If you're the one fantasizing then you're not a normie, I'm just tired and a bit quick to call people normies. If you're the person who had sex with a girl well I shouldn't need to tell you.
>>26628232
I'm >>26627956
I'm gonna book a hotel room and give you the time/address
just wait in the room and I'll come fuck you
>>26628279
oh
>>26628290
That doesn't sound like fun anon
>tfw high school boyfriend had me take the knot for his viewing pleasure
Guy was fucking weird, despite being an attractive, football playing normie on the outside he went on 4chan all the time, listened to Vsnares, and seriously discussed the possibility of murdering people together. I miss him.I'm a guy by the way
>>26628290
fuck you, parasites pussy is dog only from now on
>>26628398
>that doesn't sound like fun
it will be fun for me!
>>26628471
Why not ask the maid? She's there and probably has some free time?
>>26628410
This offends the doge
does anyone have any qT traps getting fucked by doge or horse?
>>26628524
>This offends the doge
But it doesn't
It pleases the doge
>>26628545
I never realized how much I want to see this
>>26628524
>ask the maid
I'm not paying for an expensive hotel room for the maid
I want you baby
I want you....*unzips dick*
>>26628556
But dogs don't have skin and don't have to worry about their coats. Plus they are completely covered in fur.
If people were completely covered in soft fluffy hair, they wouldn't look so ugly either.
>>26628671
Ahh, there's easier and better stuff out there anon
>>26628758
*worry about skin
oops
>>26627835
>white "civilization"
>>26628399
>that spoilerThat's kinda hot.
>>26628758
>If people were completely covered in soft fluffy hair, they wouldn't look so ugly either.
Sounds like you've never been to greece
>>26628826
I can greentext it in a bit if you're interested.
Would be kinda hot to see your gf get fucked by a dog. It's pretty degrading.
>on r9k you scroll and you click
>but tonight she's teaching Rex what to lick
>you buy her dinner and take her home
>but tonight she's on all fours taking Fido's bone
>>26628875
>mfw reading about bestiality
please anon
>>26628909
Alright, if the thread's still alive when I get home I will.
>>26627256
hoers>doge
>>26627699
>even Hitler had a gf
Why is that hard to believe? Women love status and power and Hitler at the time was top of the world. The man could have fucked any german girl for miles.
arf arf arf oh
>>26628908
>Chad-dog is above you
How do you deal with that feel anon?
>>26628999
Hitler was the top Chad of Germany.
>>26629016
arf arf
>>26627256
If I had a qt dog fucking gf I'd totally join in I think it would be a pivotal point in mine and my dogs relationship if we had a three way with a girl
>>26629362
Exactly. It'd be a good bonding experience all around.
>>26628909
>>26628960
>be me, skinny long-haired fag in third year of HS
>have a semi-lowkey relationship with the dude I mentioned before
>his rich parents are in NYC visiting friends for the weekend so he invited me over
>he has some kind of lab mix named Zeus, really nice dog but had a habit of jumping on me
>playing Melee if I remember correctly, we both had a beer or two by then
>after a while he pulls me down and we make out for a bit, both in our underwear so it's pretty intimate
>just about when we're both rock hard, he pulls away and asks me if I've ever considered "taking the knot"
>had no clue what he meant, so he got his computer and just fucking showed me some hard beast stuff he had on his computer he got from /b/ a few days back
>this was 6 months into the relationship, and we'd done some pretty weird stuff in the past
>agree kind of reluctantly, he calls Zeus over
>nudges me and tells me to
"get him excited"
>I feel around his sheath until the rocket starts to emerge, which I proceed to lick and suck on as it grows
>he jumps up on me and starts humping my mouth
>bf pulls him away and gives me some lube, putting a good amount on the dog's cock as well
>after lubing up generously, I get on all fours and wait for him to jam it in
>and he does, really hard
>for the first half-minute or so it hurts, I had a dildo that was larger and almost as girthy, but it didn't quite prepare me for the rate at which he was jackhammering into me
>though after that, it was one of the most ridiculously pleasurable things I've ever felt
>actually manage to prostate orgasm, which I'd only been able to do once before
>barely even able to stay upright after that, but sometime during it he managed to slip the knot in so I couldn't move from that position
1/2
>>26627699
Hitler was extremely loved by his country, he could have had any woman but he was quite religious. He apparently slipped up and messed around with his gfs young niece though.
>>26630247
2/2
>not sure how much time passed, but before long he's finished inside me and we're locked together for the next few minutes while he pumps me full of cum
>bf was jerking off the whole time, ended up cumming on my face and in my hair
>Zeus pulls out and I slump down onto the bed
>dog goes to lay down a foot or so away and bf turns off the light, snuggles up next to me and we spoon for the rest of the night
Cum was leaking out all night, still had some in there when I washed out the following day. I took the knot a few more times throughout our relationship, it's funny because Zeus would try to hump me 24/7 whenever I'd go to bf's house, even if his parents were around. I wonder if they knew.
>>26630247
>>26630385
Thanks anon im gay and zoo now
>>26627256
>tfw you'll never be the girl in the picture ;_;
Well, you could always dress up like her and take these little pills that change your body's chemistry enough for the dog to not know the difference. I think some pheromone enhance fragrance would help too.
>>26630385
fuck that is so hot
>>26630247
>>26630385
Holy shit I have to go fap now. Is /trash/ good for this kind of stuff? I've never been there and I know its full of furfags, you think there's a zoofag presence there?
>>26630385
>>26630247
wow
i want to be a gay guy now
>Tfw some dogs have way bigger dicks than you
>>26631699
they also have better endurance and cum alot more
>>26630247
>>26630385
>tfw no Melee playing, dog fucking gf
>>26631746
>better endurance
Not at all. Dogs are usually done in less than 2 minutes.
>>26631954
There's a girl who shows up at most of my area's weeklies who honestly does look like she fucks her dog
Reminder it's even going mainstream
https://youtu.be/9uAAP3PbkRI
>>26631954
I've always found 20XX gifs so relaxing
>>26627256
Why be the girl when PROSTATE ORGASMS!
https://e621.net/post/index/1/redrusker
Thanks god no, you degenerate
>>26632068
I should start going to weeklies. I'm too scared though.
>>26632096
If this doesn't make you mad then I don't know what will.
>>26632154
>TOPTIER
>SWORDSMEN BRO
>DASH ATTACKS ALL DAY BRO
>ROY'S COUNTER IS OP BRO
Why does Roy's sword only work when it's touching the ground?
WHY
>>26632068
>who honestly does look like she fucks her dog
How do girls that fuck dogs look like
>>26632440
>white
>skinny
>no tits or ass
>generally unattractive
>unkempt black hair
>doesn't have a bf as far as I know
>barely talks, if you ask to go to battlefield instead of striking she WILL go to battlefield
>mains fox
>>26632561
I would've guessed she was a marth main. In my experience, they are the weebiest, most neckbearded individuals in the scene.
>>26632644
She used to play Roy until realizing how bad he is, if that means anything.
>>26627835
fuck that gave me a boner
>>26627256
>white people
Original familia
>>26627598
>go to preschool
Fuck.....
>browse threads like this for a while
>can't avoid thinking of the possibility when I see a woman walking a dog
Goddamnit
>>26627598
They're probably right. I've noticed a lot of writers of beastiality erotica are women.
>>26628232
>had sex
>tripfag
Fuck off normie2
>>26627835
How can black bois even compete?
All women crave the BHC (Big horse cock)
>>26634905
>had sex
When was that?
>tfw no knot in me before bed
>>26627956
yeah good luck with the rape accusations later when she gets bored of you.
