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>The Rick Roll meme was the shit 9 years ago
>Statistically speaking, a lot of people born in >1999 had sex for the first time this year in USA, ES, FR, UK and lot of other countries
>Pokemon Red and Blue, alongside first Rayman game, and Yellow were released 20 and 18 years ago
>Avril Lavigne Girlfriend song is almost a decade old
>Justin Bieber became a world star 7 years ago
>There are people in high school who were not alive when 911 happened and when PS2 was released
>Creepypastas was the cool thing on 4chan 8 years ago
>We are as far away from 2000 as 2000 was from 1984
>Linkin Park album Hybrid Theory was released 15 ears ago
>Clarissa Explains It All was the shit 25 years ago
>PlayStation and Nintendo 64 memories
>A week ago was the 20th anniversary of Jumanji release
>YouTube is now all about teen idols, vlogs and Vevo accounts
>You will never play Tony Hawks Pro Skater and Duke Nukem 3D again
>The government did not have a Twitter account 6 years ago
>battle.net
>Usain Bolt 9.76s world record was 8 years ago
>CDs have been completely dead for almost a decade
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Shit anon it's incredible to think that 9/11 is 25 years old already
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>>26625051
If Back to the Future were made today, Marty would be going back to 1986, a year ahead of the actual movie's "present" time.
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The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago. The next best time is now, anon. I know this is a trite phrase that gets used too often, but it's true. I am making earnest efforts to change myself. It is not too late to set your life on a better path.
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>>26625051
Make it fucking stop, I just want to go back.

Back to when the grass really was greener.
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>>26625251
GO A FUCKING WAY CHADLY
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>>26625251
>I am making earnest efforts to change myself. It is not too late to set your life on a better path.

This is what I tell myself every day, anon.
Feels bad.
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>>26625051

>people born in 1999 had sex for the first time this year

You realize just because there is an age of consent, doesn't mean people actually follow it? I think you meant has legal sex. I remember when I was in middle school, a few rebellious outliers (mostly girls), we're having consensual sex at age 12-13. So you could say people born after year 2000 have had sex.
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>>26625649
I wasn't talking about age of consent. Just the time in life where MOST people have had sex (17yo in most countries)
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>>26625820
So by the end of the year most guys born in 1999 will have had sex? Also most girls born in 1999 have already had sex too right?
This is ebin.
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>Usain Bolt 9.76s world record was 8 years ago
holy shit dude
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I planted a bunch of trees when I was 10, and they're getting big now.
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>>26625649
>people born after year 2000 have had sex

This is even worse. I was born in 1992 and I'm still a VIRGIN.
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>>26626407

It's really not worth losing after age 20. Then it's just awkward and disappointing.
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>>26625051
After karma, the clock is the biggest bitch
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>The Internet will never have a community this creative ever again
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>>26625051
>We are as far away from 2000 as 2000 was from 1984
This fucks my head
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>>26627060
>Flash animations and games

Oh fuck it's 2004 again
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>>26625051
>You will never play THPS again
Unless you fucking buy it again or if you still have it play it somewhere
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>>26627963

But what's the point though ? It doesn't feel the same anymore. Maps feel small, empty and lifeless. Back then it was amazing, you could spend hours on that shit having fun.

>THPS, summer 1999
>You'll never be a child again
>You'll never have that "I can have fun with literally anything" superpower
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Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
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>>26628043
Try beating every thing in the game
You could also play Pro Skater 2 3 and 4 or the great Underground titles and working on those
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>time is a thing

So? Life was shit then too
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>The Rick Roll meme was the shit 9 years ago
Watch it again
>Statistically speaking, a lot of people born in >1999 had sex for the first time this year in USA, ES, FR, UK and lot of other countries
Have sex
>Pokemon Red and Blue, alongside first Rayman game, and Yellow were released 20 and 18 years ago
Play them
>Avril Lavigne Girlfriend song is almost a decade old
Listen to it
>Justin Bieber became a world star 7 years ago
Make fun of him
>There are people in high school who were not alive when 911 happened and when PS2 was released
WOAAHHH DUDE
>Creepypastas was the cool thing on 4chan 8 years ago
Read some
>We are as far away from 2000 as 2000 was from 1984
Have some fun bro
>Linkin Park album Hybrid Theory was released 15 ears ago
Listen to it with your 15 ears
>Clarissa Explains It All was the shit 25 years ago
Watch it
>PlayStation and Nintendo 64 memories
Play them again
>A week ago was the 20th anniversary of Jumanji release
Watch it
>YouTube is now all about teen idols, vlogs and Vevo accounts
I should bring you to my classic youtube playlist, it has over 123 videos but it will get much bigger
>You will never play Tony Hawks Pro Skater and Duke Nukem 3D again
But you can
>The government did not have a Twitter account 6 years ago
K
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>>26627060
Fuckin' iloveegg motherfucker :(
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>>26628436
You just don't get it. It's not about whether or not those things are accessible, it's about how much time has passed and how fast we're growing old.
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>>26628518
Get over it and try new things
Don't have an unhealthy obsession with this old shit, is there some sort of end plan with all of this "dude remember 2001 and 1994" shit?
Should we make a 1990's and 2000's epic shrine memorial picture? Or some big video for the both of them? There's no point mindlessly longing for the past if we can't do something to celebrate it here
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>>26625051
>Kids who didn't live to see 9/11 lost their virginity before me
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>>26625051
>>We are as far away from 2000 as 2000 was from 1984
this one got me the most
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>>26628551
Nostalgia isn't about wanting those things back, it's about finding comfort and warmth in remembering when things were simpler. In general, life gets more difficult the older you get. Most people don't look back fondly on things like highschool but do look back fondly on their early childhood, so it's not a constant rule, but in general, life gets more and more difficult.
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>>26625051

>Women born in 1998 are now 18+ and legal in porn.
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>>26628436
Someone didn't get it eh
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>>26625051
>hybrid theory
>not meteora
>you will never play duke nukem 3d again

Stop the plebiness, I can't take it anymore
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>24 years old
>you are 'that creepy old guy' of online gaming
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>>26625051
>You will never play Tony Hawks Pro Skater and Duke Nukem 3D again


Do you not have your ps1 anymore? Or access to a computer that can emulate?
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>>26629206
You're still young anon. You've got plenty of time left to change.
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>tfw 26 and still stuck mentally in the early to mid 2000's

>still listening to music and fapping to porn made in that time
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>>26629294
please dont, just dont
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>>26629357
>Music made in the early to mi 2000s

Funny cause most of it sounds outdated and 3dgy now. Be it rock, electro, hip-hop or whatever
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>>26625051
>>The Rick Roll meme was the shit 9 years ago
Good times.
Do you remember when Hiro rickrolled 4chan?
>tfw it's already been months
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>the Supreme Gentleman would turn 25 this year
>his brother probably has already lost his virginity
>the Supreme Gentleman still wouldn't
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>this bump was 2 years ago
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>>26631102
>Bumping a thread you didn't make

Nigga why
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>>26631121
because I like it
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>>26625051
>Usain Bolt 9.76s world record was 8 years ago
That one got me hard.
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>>26629206
>25
>tfw it is painfully evident that all of the people in the online games I play are a decade younger than me
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I think it's time to die.

This isn't our world any more.
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>battle.net
Oh god, the hundreds of hours i spent on StarCraft instead of being productive. I wouldn't change a thing desu
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>>26631270
>tfw modern blizzard
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>>26631149
>It's the Olympics already

what the fuck?
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>>26631305
Don't remind me anon. I just want to play my custom StarCraft maps in peace
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>The PS3 and Wii came out 10 years ago
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9.76 isnt the wr though
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>>26631370
Found the thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJymuj3dE6I

>>26631370
This winter, so more like nine and a quarter years.
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>>26631370
fuck man like whoa
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>hurricane katrina was 11 years ago

justfuckmyshitupfarmville
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>>26625051
My wife was born in 1999 and did in fact have sex for the first time last year.

However, none of her friends have.
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>>26628789
>TFW my sister was born in 1998
>TFW I still vividly remember the day she was born
5:20 pm. We were outside playing soccer and the sun had basically set when we found out, so it must have been later than the actual birth, because it was July (i.e., fuck you anon).
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>>26625051
>tfw my younger cousin is probably boning a girl from his freshman class
>tfw its 2016 kids still fuck, people still kill each other, people still rob one another and backstab eachother
>Couples still promise one another only to break up, there are still divorce courts
>tfw despite all this people still go to church

Its 2016 and lawmakers are still debating with the general populace NOTHING HAS FUCKING CHANGED ASIDE FROM SOME COOL ASS TECHNOLOGY but people are still breaking the law and pointing fingers, Fuck this shit is crazy

In all my 21 years of living though I still like japanese cartoons and video games
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>You will never experience early 2000s feels ever again
>You will never experience video games that actually felt next-gen ever again
>You will never again experience an Internet without smartphones or social media
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>>26628436
Can I still go to Hechts and have a chat with the cute cashier

No wanna know why HECHTS IS GONE, SHE IS GONE, SHE PROBABLY DIED

Either that or she married some Chad, or got knocked up or was abducted by aliens and she'll return to the earth in 40 years only to realize how much its changed


Which adds to me and why I should hang on to some of the things I love and avoid changing completely
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>WWII was ten thousand years ago
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>>26631546
WHat the hell dude. You married a 16 year old girl? Unless you're a muslim you fucked up pretty bad.
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>>26631652
>You will never again experience an Internet without smartphones or social media

Shit, if anything I'd like to experience this at least once again in my life. Not only the Internet but the whole fucking world.

Smartphones and social networks are the cancer of 21st century
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>>26631652
Look at some of the shit from that time period to feel that time period
Next gen vidya feeling is possible
You won't but i guess embrace the current wave and try new stuff, who knows you might enjoy it and then later on you may end up missing it

Pretty soon something new will make a boom
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>>26631842
YOU KIDS TODAY AND YOUR HAIPODS AND YOUR PHONESMARTS

BACK IN MY DAY ALL WE HAD WAS LIMEWIRE AND WOMEN HAD BUSHES IN PORN
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>like crime shows
>all crime shows after 2010
>facebook
>twitter
>tablet
>iphone
>technology jokes
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>>26631834
Why?
Stop being stupid, please.
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>>26631965
>tablet

When will this meme die ?
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>>26631965
>tfw dislike crime shows
>tfw don't have a twitter, facebook, iphone
>tfw studied IT in highschool and started off studying computer science in college

What the fuck am I
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>it's been 24 years since the collapse of the USSR

holy shit I'm old

i dont know how did i end up here in this website
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>>26632042
Marrying Children is progress apparently what the fuck
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>>26632121
Shit if the FBI looked at that comment thehy'd probably think i was fucking sicko

I don't know age of consent laws in your area but if you knocked her up which is why you're marrying her than thanks for not being a full on deadbeat
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>>26632121
>progress
IT'S 2016!!!!

IF SHE IS UNDER ARBITRARY AGE SHES A FETUS!!!
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>>26631370
>there are kids whose first console was the Wii
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>>26632234
But fetuses arent human just a bunch of cells
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>>26629206
>25 years old
>sometimes go to a teen chatroom that I used to go to 12 years ago
>there are people there older than me in there still
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