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>on period
>laugh about absolutely everything
>cry about absolutely everything
>get dizzy, nauseous, can't stop sweating and heavy breathing
>tfw anxiety attacks every fucking month for no reason
>Relate to everyone of these feels right now
>I am a guy
J U S T
>>26623100
ewww go away creep
>tfw chad creampies you and you're not on the pill
i'm getting tired of having abortions
>>26623100
the man period is real!!!
>>26623080
divine punishment for the bad things you will do and have done to men
>>26623125
It's mainly a mix of mental health issues and pill side effects for me
>>26623131
lol u r a virgin creep
>>26623113
have the child dumbo
>used to be attractive, borderline stacey
>got pregnant at 19
>be 24 now
>literal hamplanet
>had to drop out of college
>almost no social life
>good men don't want me
>even /r9k/ hates me
JUST
i mean i love my daughter more than anything but there are other things i want in life and i can't help but feel that she fucked it up for me.
>>26623194
>roasties being BTFO
The only feel that make my life worth living, get toasted bitch.
>>26623194
most men don't want to take care of someone else's kid
the only ones that don't seem to mind are like 50 year olds
>>26623194
>she fucked it up for me
Damn fine.
>>26623194
>i can't help but feel that she fucked it up for me
Fucking whore, how dare you blame the fact that you are a shit person, on your very own baby. She is innocent, you fucked your own life up you dumb roastie, she is innocent.
>playing KF2
>teams doing alright
>big enemy is coming round and nobody thinks to call anything out or acknowledge it
>quickly get on mic and say "scrake to the right"
>everyone stops and suddenly types asking me if i'm a girl
>say it doesn't matter and just quickly get rid of the enemies
>half the team dies for standing still to type when enemies closed in on them
>ones who died blame me for "distracting them"
>other half who were alive said it was their fault for not just focusing on the game
>had to leave server because of the massive shitflinging
>>26623230
Yep this, it's in a mans blood to only care for his own seed, any man you would get with wouldn't be good to the child and would just be there for sex probably so you dun fucked up don't get pregnant until you know the relationships stable stacy
how many fembots are currently on their period
i need to know
>>26623194
I really want to believe that this is bait.
>>26623332
I am! Wonder if being on r9k has made all our cycles sync up!
>>26623332
OP here, on my period and suffering
>>26623423
what is the most expensive pair of panties you have ruined
>>26623194
Just lose some weight and i'm sure guys would be interested again
>gf has discovered that she can verbally abuse me when she's on her period and I won't stop her
>>26623440
I never ruined any panties. I'm not stupid enough to wear the cutest ones when I'm probably going to bleed
I've stained a few, but it goes away after cleaning it.
Senpai senpai djdjdjenendjfjddj
>inb4 400 replies
YOU HAVE BEEN TROLLED IF YOU POST BELOW THIS LINE
do any grills play any instruments here
>>26623585
OP, I play drums
>>26623615
how do you deal with your boobs flying all over the place
>>26623624
I'm flat chested, I literally have the body of a 12 year oldtfw I'm 20 and everyone thinks I'm a little shit attending highschool
>>26623194
Are you still looking? I'm always keep an eye out for someone
>>26623585
i play guitar. i try to write songs but i suck.
Fem"bots" can go back to r3ddit. This is now a robot comfy thread.
What are the real bots listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zi5InWwr_U
No metal please, only enjoyable music.
>>26623676
>>26623663
want to make a band with me? we'll call it The Roasties and the Robot
>>26623108
>saying this
The fuck outta here, normie.
I haven't had my period in 3 months. Should I even care? I'm kind of underweight right now, only about 85lbs. Just haven't been hungry at all lately.
>>26623289
You actually sound like a good teammate/player. Would be fun playing with you, I think.
>>26623703
Robo Robby and his Roastbeef Queefs
>>26623792
ok thats even better
>>26623763
How tall are you and what do you look like?
>unoriginalcomment
>>26623763
>"only" 85 lbs
>>26623080
Why did you post Kurisu?
>>26623080
Fem "bots" arent real just fucking go back to tumblr you autistic bitch.
>>26623836
I'm 4'11" and I'm a skelly.
>>26623469
>gf has discovered that she can verbally abuse me when she's on her period and I won't stop her
How does she abuse you?
>>26623927
well look at the bright side, it's really easy to choke slam you
>>26623906
I don't know, I just browsed through my sad images
Also she's my waifu
I even cosplayed her
>>26623763
>I haven't had my period in 3 months. Should I even care? I'm kind of underweight right now, only about 85lbs. Just haven't been hungry at all lately.
You should be my gf. Will you?
>>26623763
Eat a fucking cheeseburger, Christ.
>2016
>STILL no weeb, virgin gay gf
>>26623937
>I even cosplayed her
Was that in Japan?
>tfw bf is only 4 inches taller than I am
J U S T
U
S
T
>>26623937
Don't use waifu in such a non serious way you dumb whore.
>>26623763
I have a one time offer for a daily diet of human semen
Expires soon though
how many fembots have taken a poop today
>>26623927
I could easily carry you. I-if you like that sort of thing.
>>26623935
Yikes get a load of this guy.
>>26623988
>tfw no fembot gf that can't stop pooping
>>26623585
piano and drums here
>>26623998
>Yikes get a load of this guy.
>he doesn't want to do a one handed choke slam on a skinny short girl
>>26623998
Anyone could easily carry her you thirsty fuck
>>26623954
>tfw want gf from 4chan but I'm not a weeb
>tfw you're even worse at talking to the girls you like
>tfw being bi is a red flag
just
>>26623763
Well technically there's no real downside to losing your period. I think it probably affects your fertility but if you're not about to be a mom anytime soon, yeah whatever.
Being underweight isn't good though, try to eat more.
>>26624034
>implying the average robot has the muscles to carry anything heavier than a box of cheezits.
Do look into a mirror for me.
>>26624038
Speaking objectively I believe you really should kill yourself.
>>26623763
>only about 85lbs
disgusting, I fucking hate you fatties
>>26623789
Thanks anon, in a team game you should always communicate in some way when something bigs about to happen, its just common courtesy. The problem is people make a big deal if you don't sound like a 20 year old guy and your team gesture turns into a gamestopper in a bad way.
>>26624136
>said the guy that weighs as much as his fathers shame towards his son.
>>26624103
Pretty much this, fat =/= muscle.
>>26624171
If only 4chan had PM's, I would ask you to a game.
>>26624119
Women are beautiful anon
what do femanon pubes look like
shaved? bush? trim?
>>26624215
fuck off you whiteknight fuck
>>26624256
encrusted with Chads cum
>>26624256
I haven't shaved in like 3 and a half years so I have maximum bush.
>>26624273
pls post your jungle
>>26624259
I'm sorry I don't swing in your direction, homo.
>>26624273
tfw no maximum bush gf
>>26624273
How's your body? Good hips and big tits together with large bush is GOAT
>>26624343
there's something really hot about a girl who is completely hairless everywhere but has a huge bush
>>26624245
Men aren't bi-scum.
>>26623332
Not me but my gf is. She hardly ever goes on /r9k/ though, mostly stays on /u/.
>>26623585
Drums, piano, ukulele and bass. I really love bass but haven't practiced for a couple years; broke my amp a couple months ago. I'm just 'okay' at all of them. Feelsbadman.
>>26624297
O-Okay then..
Blocx
>>26624402
>mystery.jpg
eww spoiler that shit
>>26624399
>Drums
why are there so many girl drummers in this thread?
>tfw you step outside for the first time in 8 months
THE SUN IS SO BLINDING.
I can barely keep my eyes open.
All i want is a gf that looks like this.
that isn't a slut. is that toomuch to ask for?
>>26624689
Eliz is a mega slut so yes.
>>26624402
mystery's bf actually had a fetish for hairy pussy so he didnt let her shave it
>>26624713
no she isnt. stop spreading lies about her. stay away!!!!!!!!!
>>26624429
>first time you happen to step outside is on a clear day after a heavy snowfall last night so the albedo factor is at it's highest
Literally started to cry it hurt so much
>>26624721
>Knowing that
How does it feel to be king of the cucks?
>>26624736
She camwhores on omegle
>>26624381
Contrary to popular belief bi people are able to be loyal to one person and love them only
I would want someone to spend my life with and love because they are my friend and my husband/wife.
>>26624888
Can you blame her? a white girl in the suburbs, with nothing to do, and not much friends.
i'd get online and find the closest thing to human connection. omegle.
don't blame her man. she's not a goddess, but a girl.
>>26624892
>Contrary to popular belief bi people are able to be loyal to one person and love them only
Prove it retard.
>>26624987
stop......
don't make people think of her like that.....
they're fake.
>>26624892
>Contrary to popular belief bi people are able to be loyal to one person and love them only
You've gone too far, delusional slut.
>>26624987
>nigger
>mac
thats how I know this is fake
>>26625085
>>26625139
>Proof in your face
>N-No N-No she's really innocent and pure....
>>26625154
nice photoshop though, good work.
>squeeze out a fart
>the gas goes forwards instead of backwards
>end up with a bubble of fart gas trapped in my vagina
>have to lean back and push down on my belly to queef it out
>>26625198
>you will never eat this fembot's fartqueefs
>>26625225
If you're a skinny femboy I'd let you
>>26625539
I don't really want to do that, actually. Just similar things. I just wanted to say something perverted. Anyway I'm not, I'm a muscular strong boy but my face is sort of feminine-ish.
>>26625642
>I'm a muscular strong boy
fetish potential ruined
you only get vanilla things now
>>26624421
I have no idea. Been playing since 5th grade (US). All the guys in drumline were gross and assholes. I would an all girl drumline.
>>26625706
>you only get vanilla things now
Oh, well, I guess that will have to do. For now.
>>26623289
you're one of those attention whores who screams everything on mic because nobody would care if you typed it. Protip: If you were a guy, nobody would care what you have to say either way.
>>26625762
Its easier to press a button and say something than stop what you're doing just type "this is happening" you dipshit
>>26623194
>blaming your Daughter for your actions
no, YOU fucked it all up
>>26625706
What about two bf, one for vanilla things and the other one for inhaling your farts?
>>26623194
Lol@ this kid, lads
>>26623763
ew. Fucking eat something.
You think I eat because I want to? I can go a day without eating and just feel a bit hungry. I do it for my body.
>>26623988
I just took one
It wasn't very satisfying
>>26626624
That was because I wasn't watching
>>26623763
I've got a cock you can put in your throat.
>>26626624
Maybe if you pooped into my mouth it would be more satisfying.
>>26626675
BACK OFF, MY DICKS GETTING IN THERE FIRST
>>26626687
Your dicks? You've got multiple dicks? Damn, what kind of a perverted sex monster are you? Are they all of same size? Tell me more.
>>26626740
He's got two, one in front and one stuck in his ass
>>26626758
Should have seen it coming.
>>26624256
i trim it with scissors but right now its p bushy
When will you sad faggots stop pretending to be women?
>>26623194
You're not a Hamplanet because of your pregnancy, you're a Hamplanet because you have a poor understanding of nutrition & a lack of self-control because you fell for the pregnancy memes. Now you're probably poor and don't have the time to get regular exercise on account of being a full time mother, which is a shame.
But this is b8 so whatever
>>26623763
Depending on your height and diet, I wouldn't worry about it, but when your body isn't getting enough nutrients or energy you will stop ovulating. I assume you know you're not pregnant and I wouldn't want to pry into whether you have an eating disorder or not but it's more than likely your poor diet. If it persists though, seeing your doctor might be a good idea, at least if they won't try and fuck with you for being bulimic or whatever
What's a fembot feel?
>>26627722
When a fembot goes to touch your penis
>>26627722
>What's a fembot feel
when she forgot to put in a tampon and starts dripping
>>26628183
>forgot
I do it on purpose.
>>26628199
That's actually pretty hot tbqh
>>26623194
That's what you get for making bad choices senpai
>>26628165
Woah, fembots do that? What's it like?
>>26628183
>forgot to put in a tampon
I thought the tampon goes in once you realize you've started bleeding, what?
>>26628434
>Woah, fembots do that? What's it like?
salty coinmilk
>>26625061
fuck off you retard I can't just pull out proof out of my ass right now
in order to prove that I'd have to be with someone in the first place and I'm not
>>26628434
>I thought the tampon goes in once you realize you've started bleeding, what?
i never use tampons on the first day, hurts like heck. only pads. on the second and third day i can use tampons but the fourth and fifth im back to pads.
>>26628434
Would you creampie that anime girl?
>>26626285
you mean one bf and one cuck
>>26623194
YOU fucked it for you, you irresponsible waste of space.
>>26628509
wow, i can tell you're actually a girl because this is a real problem.
when you aren't bleeding hard enough it feels like you're just dragging sandpaper against your vaginal walls. hurts like a bitch.
>>26628466
>salty coinmilk
That doesn't look very good anon
>>26628509
I've honestly never heard of this being an issue, huh
>>26628513
If she's hungry and likes them then sure, why not
>>26628536
>Tfw no fembot gf into cucking
>>26628491
>fuck off you retard I can't just pull out proof out of my ass right now
You're retarded dipshit who's claiming something you have no evidence for.
>in order to prove that I'd have to be with someone in the first place and I'm not
>let me see if I can be loyal
No, you a triflin' ho if a nigga cheats on you you'd be tryin' to get w/ the mistress too.
>>26628611
>That doesn't look very good anon
sorry forgot to mention the sandbags
they are there to protect you from the shrapnel
>>26623113
>retarded sluts who don't want to face the consequences of their actions posting qt homuhomu
as bad as that faggot that posts mokocchi
>>26623972
>bf is 14 inches taller than me.
Get rekt.
>>26628650
>post homu all the time in between getting railed by my qt bf
Mad?
>>26628681
No, just disgusted.
>>26623080
this is why you shouldn't be allowed to vote
>>26628681
does he cum on your face too
>>26623194
no fat single mother is this self aware, i refuse to believe it
>>26628740
>bf doesn't even think Homura is best girl but I let him fuck me anyway
>>26628765
No I only let him cum in my pussy :^3
>>26628681
Couldn't care less what faggots and or trannies do desu
>>26628829
>No I only let him cum in my pussy :^3
shits gay yo
>>26628642
Smells like I'm at the beach in Florida. Can someone confirm penises like this?
>>26628869
I don't have a dick, only he has one and it isso big
>>26628905
Please describe what it's like getting dicked deep by an alpha.
>>26628872
yes
penises are serious business
never forget your ballistic vest when you approach one
>>26628935
I run a subreddit dedicated to Homura and homupost here all the time in between getting fucked by him.
Last weekend he fucked me so hard I couldn't walk, so I couldn't update the subreddit or post much on /r9k/.
>>26629031
Have you ever given him a rimjob?
What's the most degrading thing he's done to you?
Do you like the feeling of being full of his cum?
>>26629081
Why the fuck are you asking this? Geez.
>>26629106
Answer the questions please.
>>26629081
I'm not providing fap material for you, you sick fuck.
I licked his butthole once but we were both kind of impartial about it. Usually I just sit on his face and he eats my butthole instead.
I'm so happy I've never felt particularly degraded by him! ^_^
Women really are fucking disgusting. Jesus.
>>26623937
no shes my waifu pls
>Days since faith in females was lost:0
Not that this thread changed anything. Carry on.
>On period
>blood falls from my roastie flabs
>squart out a big ol clot
>mmm
>Oh shit thats a fetus
>Post on /r9k/
>FEMBOT FEELS?
>No one relates
>cry
>Stretch my labia to my face to wipe my tears
>feminist is pretty much the highest tier for cis male
>tfw the only other tripfag fembot I could relate to doesn't post anymore
>>26631018
Fuck you for posting nep with your disgusting greentext. I'll pretend I never read this.
>>26623194
>i mean i love my daughter more than anything but there are other things i want in life and i can't help but feel that she fucked it up for me.
did you just blame your shitty life on your child? do women have no decency at all?
