Dress up like a trap, or go fuck them irl

Become a cambro

>>26621580
Sensible answer. I was expecting more retarded shit like "get a job loser" or "hurr sell the computer you are posting from. Give me more ideas

Richfag here
Cut your arm with a kitchen knife and post a timestamped pic, I'll paypal you $200

>>26621430
why not go the US nigger way and get food stamps. live off chicken, rice, beans, and pasta

>>26621713
this reminded me of that movie where they go on a darkweb site and pay to have people tortured and you can pick the weapons they're tortured and killed with
forget the name

>>26621749
I'm totally serious though, I have 2 grand in my paypal account right now

>>26621759
>2k on paypal
>richfag

I mean I'm supposed to cut off my arm for two grand? No breh.

>>26621738
I've been living off chicken, rice,beans and pasta for the past three weeks. I'd like some richfag indulgencies right now (Mainly saltine crackers and jam and peanuts)

>>26621749
That wasn't a movie.

>>26621838
Not your whole arm, just make a nice deep cut into the flesh.

>>26621865
Mmmmmeh no. I'd consider it if i erre legit starving tho

>>26621882
How about for another 2 on top

>>26621738
>on a website crawling with white NEETs living off parents, the government and autismbux
>still claims only niggers get welfare

Get it together Preston.

To answer op's question, just go to reddit and lie about being a girl in need.

Those pretentious assholes will believe any bullshit and hand out free money as long as they get to feed their inner white knight and jerk themselves off over how kind and generous they are.

>>26621910
Four hundred shekels? No breh, I'd have to sew that wound shut, sterilize it, risk infections and possibly necrosis. No thanks Jose

>>26621940
This. I don't understand how girls under the age of 25 even feel the need to work. So many ways to milk society without having to even suck dicks.

Go to a best western at 8am when they serve breakfast. Some of them are behind key card doors and some aren't.

Also try fiverr.

>>26622079
I've got 12$ stuck in fiverr because those fags can't contact my paypal email or something.