Who here /CompletelyAlone/?
>that feel when you scroll through your facebook feed for the first time in years, realize you don't have a single friend you can talk to, and then spend 45 minutes agonizing about what to post on 4chan so you can potentially connect with another human being
Drink a gallon of bleach.
>>26620522
H-hi anon. Sorry to trigger you, I guess you missed the for the first time in years part.
And now you are connecting with few of us. Look at you, all sociable and shit
>>26620497
Add me on Skype now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>26620605
It's honestly a huge deal for me. How's your day going?
>>26620618
I don't have skype senpai, you would be my only contact and that might be weird.
>>26620637
Why don't you join a hobby group or something? Are there any hobbies or interests that you have? Maybe you could find a class for it.
>>26620637
get on omege, its the only place I go when I feel like chatting to random people, just add some tags and you wont get just horny men looking for cyber
>>26620637
What's wrong with being your only contact? I'd talk to you everyday. What do you have then Anon? We could be great friends!
>>26620497
4chan is my best friend. Which means you are my best friend.
Hi, bestie.
>>26620637
I will add you aswell, then you have two contacts!
>>26620637
Boring. It's the beggining of the hollydays here in France; so me and my family are going in a lame place few miles away. We are about to leave. Everybody is shouting like psycho, and im browsing r9k; kek.
(Sry 4 bad engrish, first time i go out my lurk-cave)
>>26620730
D-do you speak French anon? I wish I had a French bro to practice mine with...
>tfw only human on earth left without a facebook
only people that even know my name are at my bank and they're probably all indians who dont actually understand english
>>26620664
I play magic the gathering, poorly. I tried gunpla and was terrible at it. I honestly have no idea what a NEET like me could do with normies.
>>26620692
The dicks scared me off. I remember waaaaay back in the day when girls would willingly show you their breasts. Those were truly golden days.
>>26620704
Thanks anon, I know that feel well. I've shitposted here for so many years it feels more comfortable than my house.
>>26620700
>>26620720
I don't have anything, but thank you very much anons. Would skype just be the easiest? My laptop is an ancient pile of shit, and webcam gives me the heebies jeebies, but I'll gladly chat with you guys.
>>26620746
I do, but my english is awful. We could level up :D
>>26620759
trust me, you're not. i have to reactivate mine any time someone wants to communicate with me.
talking over the phone is too formal these days.
i don't own a cell.
i'm communicating with one of my coworkers via email as well.
>>26620783
We don't have to go on webcam Anon! Skype is just neat for stuff!
>>26620497
I have my family and therapist, but aside from them I pretty much have no one. I also have a friend, but he lives in another state and is living his life, so we don't talk much.
>>26620730
Fuck anon, sorry about that. On family vacations I used to just play my 3DS obsessively or read a giant book. I remember my mom and dad bitching at me because I was too anxious to go to disney land with them and my brother. I mooched the free wifi in the hotel and had an excellent time on /vr/ playing LSD dream emulator. I hope your day at least has good food, french anon.
>>26620759
It's okay anon. The last post I made was christmas 2013. I just went on to see if there was anyone to talk to after some shitty things happened in my life. Don't feel too bad, it seems way over rated.
>>26620820
Okay, give me a couple minutes to get things set up. Do you have steam? I think I remember having that to play quake live.
>>26620497
My Facebook is honestly completely dead.
I have never been this low in my life.
>>26620866
I do have a Steam Anon-chan! Wanna add me on Steam? We could play video games together, it'll be great.
>>26620866
That is very kind. I indeed took a giant book and an old game boy advance in order to play pokemon again. Some things never changes much. But enough about me,
How is your day anon?
>>26620858
What do you do with your free time anon? Do you have any neat hobbies?
>>26620870
This is exactly how I feel, but remember anon you always have 4chan. We're all here forever and that's kind of comforting in my opinion. Facebook's for chumps with great lives and sjw's anyways.
>>26620497
I have my mother, thankfully. No one besides. I recently deleted my facebook, as it was so saddening.
I have zero friends, so yeah.
>>26620933
Guess I have you guys.
Pretty sure I'm going to die here. But at least we're all one foot in the dirt together.
>>26620939
I've tried living away for a while. I'm moving back in next month. I'm so tired; I just want to go home now.
>>26620933
>What do you do with your free time anon? Do you have any neat hobbies?
Yeah, I like reading about history online. Right now I'm reading about the Russian colonies in North America. There's a really good book by a woman Lydia Black about it. Unfortunately pretty much everyone find this to be super boring to talk about, so I'm kind of just left alone. I'm kind of a unique NEET though, since I don't enjoy the typical geeky hobbies like vidya, card games, or anything like that.
>>26620917
Yes, I would like that very much. What country do you live in? Hopefully we're in the same timezone!
>>26620932
My day isn't too good. A very person in my life decided they don't want to be around me any more because I'm an aspie with poor social awareness. I drank myself to sleep last night and woke up at 6am. But, on the positive side, I'm caught up on it's always Sunny in Philadelphia, and I found out that there is a season of spongebob I haven't watched, so that will give me something fun to do today. i might do some homework and get ahead on my studies.
>>26620557
Anyone who has ever had facebook is a fucking normie
>>26621009
>Russian Colonies in North America
What? That sounds pretty interesting, are you talking about settlers during frontier times? I didn't even know there were russian colonies over here, I thought it was primarily french, spanish and english settlers.
>>26620977
But you got yourself some sick ass dubs, so I guess that's something. what do you do to kill time?
>>26620977
We will try and be your friends, anon.
>>26621089
Alaska used to be Russian territory
>>26621020
Damn. I think this is going to happen to me pretty soon.
I never saw It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, but damn I know every single episode of spongebob. Dont mess with me on that
What do you study? This interest me very much. I thought about doing a thread to know what the average /r9k student do for months.
>>26621143
That makes sense, I remember watching a documentary about a paleolithic ice bridge or some shit, so I can see those crazy ruskies trekking across the ocean on some orthodox-church looking boats with giant domes and spires.
>>26621154
It's always Sunny is pretty good, you'll probably like it if you like spongebob. It's pretty dark and surreal but the characters are compelling and it has Danny Devito.
Right now I'm in a post-graduate emergency management program. I have an honors degree in political science in cultural studies. I wish I went to school for something more useful, but I'm enjoying my course right now. I love writing giant technical documents for people.
>>26621089
>what do you do to kill time?
I watch a lot of movies, I'm interested in cinema and all that.
Otherwise, I just browse the Internet and shitpost here.
>>26621020
> it's always Sunny in Philadelphia
Dude, Always Sunny is the best. I don't know how they've managed to keep it so fresh. I feel you about being an aspie though. I want friends, but no one really wants to hear about what I'm interested in.
>>26621089
Yeah, they first sited Alaska in the 1740s and sold Alaska in 1867. Most of the people there were called promyshlenniki, the Russian version of frontiers men. Their colonies weren't really extensive, since they wanted to keep the serfs close at hand, but they did get as far south as California. It was called Fort Ross. There's also a Russian-Aluet creole language called Medny on Bering Island that developed.
>>26620790
Your English seems pretty fantastic from what I've heard so for, anon. What do you use to talk on?
>>26621244
What kind of movies do you like? I consider myself a bit of a horror movie buff, but I'm sure you're into more classy pictures.
>>26621250
Chardee Macdennis 2: electric boogaloo was tight. I haven't laughed that hard in a very long time. You have good taste anon and have taught me a lot about russian history. California is pretty far south, I would like to read a bit more about it. Maybe sometime after I get caught up I`ll make a russian history thread and we can be the only ones in it.
>>26621325
>What kind of movies do you like? I consider myself a bit of a horror movie buff, but I'm sure you're into more classy pictures.
I watch pretty much everything, anything from silents to modern capeshit. I have a soft spot for adventure movies tho.
>>26621356
What did you think of the latest star wars movie, if you've seen it? I thought it was a solid 7/10. It wasn't amazing, but it successfully quenched my nostalgia thirst. I really appreciated all of their practical special effects.
>>26621225
That is the problem I am facing. I dont know what to choose between interresting or valuable studies.
Anyway, I cant chat anymore. Will you add me on Steam? I wont play or connect before Wednesday, but I would like to maintain contact with you.
My id is MyMrMoi.
>>26621442
Sweet I'll send you a friend request in a little while. Thanks anon, I hope you have a wonderful day.
>>26621438
I haven't seen it yet.
I hate going to the cinema for those blockbusters, because it's full of people talking during the movie, checking their phones and all in all behaving like idiots. I can't enjoy a movie like that. The last time I did it was for the first Hobbit movie, so three years ago.
>>26621325
I'm honestly surprised how they can keep the show so funny after like 11 years. I don't think that there's another show I've genuinely laughed at so regularly.
>California is pretty far south
It was actually intended to be the agricultural center of their colonies, but it was too close to the ocean to be viable. If only they had gotten into the Willamette Valley the west coast could be speaking Russian today.
>russian history thread
That'd be pretty sweet, Slavic and Celtic cultures in general are super interesting to me. I'd be interested to see if any other robots knew much about Russia.
>>26621277
Well, thanks you! I talk in French on a daily basis, if it is what you meant.
But i dont actually talk to anyone IRL, and I am spending way too much time playing english-speaking vidyah or movies. I guess that help.
I have to go. Bye random stranger! You can add me on steam or skype, MyMrMoi, if you want to.
Good luck with life and stuff. Its good to actually see some solidarity on r9k.
I'll be anyone's friend
>tfw only friend I have is my little sister
Could be worse tbqh
