Who here /widehips/
Nothing wrong with some hips, lad
>>26620450
my brothers hips are literally wider than his shoulders and its weird cause i have narrow hips but wide shoulders.
>>26620471
kill yourself you degenerate faggot
me, if I was a gril this would just be a plus but as a man just
JUST
>not abusing your wide hips by wearing girl clothes
???
Do girls like guys with wide hips? Do they care at all?
>>26620450
>>26620492
Those are not your hips. That's your waist. Your hips are below your torso, just above your thighs.
>>26620450
>tfw i'll never look good without clothes because whore who gave me birth exposed me to estrogens and probably didnt even breastfeed me
>>26621486
you don't have wide hips, i'm not sure why you think you do
>narrow hips and wide shoulders
>want to be a trap
fuck my life senpai
>>26620550
I want those sock
shit, i not only have wide hips but also a big ass, even though my upper body is skeleton tier. i look like a girl even tho im a man. is there anyway to get a flatass?
>>26620550
>wide hips
>small dick when soft
>toned legs
>hourglass indent in my stomach (like in pic)
>smooth pale white skin
>the perfect tr....
>....giant fucking axe handle wide shoulders that are extremely muscley from my manual labor job
JUST
>>26622037
It's because he has love handles. Lose weight and stop blaming your mom for your fat ass you hamburger inhaling fuck
>>26622186
tfw 25 inch waist and 35 inch hips but a huge rib cage
at least you're better off then me
I have wide hips, but it's not noticeable at all since getting ripped because my upper body is a lot wider. In fact it looks aesthetic as fuck.
>tfw no tits but only wide hips
Most of you guys don't have wide hips, just fat w/ underdeveloped upper bodies.
>tfw will always look like a lesbian
>>26622037
When i was skinny it was more noticable. My body fat was during summer but my hips were still there. Right now my waist is about 40 inches which sounds like im obese
>5'7"
>don't look overly fat
>it just spreads out evenly
>220lbs
>38-40" waist
Just glad I have some triangular man shape. I have nothing else going for me
>>26621486
>>26622322
What the fuck are you talking about, you piece of shit?. You have a regular male body, stop attention whoring, fucking faggot.
>>26622386
Regular males dont have 40 inch hips while being 6'2" and 85kg REEEEEE
>40" waist
>will never have a nice V shape and adonis belt
>kill me now
>>26622439
Your body looks completely normal you fucking homo. Your boyfriend is not going to measure your waist before taking your virginity.
>>26622292
>>tfw no tits but only wide hips
Be my gf.
>>26622386
go on back to /b/ please
:(
Senpai pls wat do
>ugly thread
>no one who posts is ugly
>wide hip thread
>no one who posts has wide hips
think I'm seeing a pattern here lads
>>26622649
What the fuck are you talking about?
Are these not wide enough for you?
>>26620450
>>26620492
>>26622292
I think my hips are sort of wide. I have a thigh gap despite lmao2pl8 squat.
>>26620471
i gotta admit this got me a little hard
>>26622292
Small tits are elegant. So are wide hips.
tfw large thighs
>>26622782
>No other sizes of this image found.
REEEEEEEE STOP MOCKING ME CHAD
>>26622955
>Chad
I have a Jew nose and a receded chin, and it would have been much worse had my overbite been halfway corrected. I look like a vulture from the side. I also have rosacea which causes me to blush tomato red at the slightest trigger.
I'm semi autistic and most of my friends keep me around to make fun of me behind my back.
So yeah I lift.
>>26623066
*had my overbite NOT been halfway corrected
>>26622782
Leave this board qnd do not return.
I'm trying to fill the gaps on my sides with muscles... When I was skinnier I had a real hourglass figure, pratically a teen Marilyn Monroe
See how I put my arms in the picture... It's trying to disguise the tiny waist vs large hips
>>26622782
Hottie. Will you be my boyfriend?
>>26620785
it's wide like that though because the top of his pelvis sticks out
mine looks like that too
>>26623379
>Hottie. Will you be my boyfriend?
Are you a girl?
>>26623357
My nigga just work your lats and intercoastals real hard and get cannonball shoulders. The secret to my lats growing was horizontal rows. As for delts, just OHP like a mother fucker and do supersets of every anglo of raises.
I will not leave this board because I am a cyborg.
>>26623379
Post body if you are a girl. I'd consider it.
>>26623066
Ypu appear to be handsome enough to succeed at life. Either you are wallowing like a crybaby or you are a real autistic piece of shit to fail at life with such aesthetics.
Would you mind sharing more pictures? I'd like to masturbate gazing upon your physique.
>>26623524
>Would you mind sharing more pictures? I'd like to masturbate gazing upon your physique.
I'm more attractive than he is and I'd be willing to do that if you're a girl.
>>26620450
big butt and big hips here
>>26623443
>>26623499
I can put on a skirt if you like...
Come on, there are no genders inside 4 walls with lights off. I can give you pleasure, that's all that matters.
what do you think about my hips?
>>26623555
I'm a faggot for christ sake. Just rejoice knowing you are desired and let us see the sins of the flesh you hide beneath your clothes.
>>26623574
not that great
your shoulders are wide too
>>26623464
>horizontal rows. As for delts, just OHP like a mother fucker and do supersets of every anglo of ra
Nigga i'm not a native english speaker... I don't know what exercises are these... Do you mind expanding the explanation?
>>26623524
My face just looks good in that picture from lighting and you can only see half of it. I've had ugly girls call me cute but.. ugh no.
Anyways I'm not gonna post pics for you.
>>26623555
post physique fgt
>>26623563
I'm not gay, sorry.
>wide hips
>chubby love handles even though i'm skinny
just end it all desu lads
>>26623647
Horizontal rows are pullups, but your feet are on the ground, and you are looking up at the ceiling. I do them off the side of my bed.
OHP means overhead press. Use dumbbells.
*angle of raises. Front raise, side raise, back raise to collar bone level with light dumbbells and straight arms.
>>26623574
If you were a girl I'd fuck you, but your shoulders give it away. No skinny girl has delts like that.
>>26623574
>>26623632
oh well. so maybe I should stop this nonsense and accept that I'm a guy. side pic, can post one more if anyone interested.
>>26623766
Come bavk when u grow some ass
>>26623766
yeah post more thanks
>>26623574
>>26623745
this. i've seen plenty of twig chicks on campus w/ no ass or hips, but not with those kinda shoulders.
>>26623657
>post physique fgt
You've already seen it actually.
>>26623657
>I've had ugly girls call me cute but.. ugh no.
Now thats so asinine that I'll have to ask you to leave again.
Ugh, so disgusting, right? Ugly people who desire you, UGH.
Fuck them, right? Where are them pretty girls at?
But what if I told you tje pretty girls react to you just like that? "Ugh".
You expect pretty gorls to settle down for your self proclaimed ugly ass while you wouldn't do the same for another ugo?
Fuck you so hard
>>26623574
>>26623766
>>26623829
ok last one. its kinda meh but whatever.
>>26623978
thats the best so far
shame its the last because i would love to see you without the tights (if you shaved)
>>26623852
Post more. I need faspinration. C'mon do it
>>26624006
I need faspinration
You need what now?
>>26623978
it looks like you put in a lot of effort
all I'm saying is that your hips aren't that wide but your shoulders are
>>26624005
I deleted most of my pics some time ago. kinda regretting it now, some were very nice.
>>26624036
Inspiration to fap. Post your hot body c'mon baby
>>26623728
I thought obliques exercises worked the intercostals... You know... Abs on the sideways
>>26624195
You don't want big obliques. You want a nice serratus anterior, those ribcage muscles will make you look wider.
>>26622346
6'1"
165 lbs
Work out
Still got hips and gyno
Fml
>>26621486
It might be the angle but you look like a tiny legged man.
Having wide hips is suffering
6'2 185 lbs
JUSTIt hurts
>>26625060
fucking alien
>>26625111Wake me up insideFucking robot
I wish I had wide hips tbqh
>>26625060
Nigga what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>26620471
tfw im turning gay thanks to 4chan and i dont even give a shit anymore
>>26625160
I don't know myself senpai. I was fat 2 years ago but I stopped eating junk food and shit, and did calisthenics at home, and this is what I turned into.
My theory is that from all the stress (I am almost constantly anxious when outside of house) and the food I eat (poorfag so can't afford the healthy stuff, I just cut down on junk food and sweets), the fat accumulated in my waist and tits, but got used up in my other parts of the body.
>>26624716
Fuck off Tyrone
>>26622562
wew m8 just wews
>>26625060
jesus christ mane
>>26622782
is your name james
you look like a james
not really a good pic of my hips but might as well take advantage of them
Just a reminder that having wide hips is not a bad thing, and it can look cute if you have the right bodytype
>>26625275
What's wrong with your skin?
>>26625273
No. The only guy I know named James is a tryhard-wannabe chad that fucks fat girls and has a max bench of 145 which he thinks makes him massive. He's a faggot with an over inflated ego.
My name does start with a J tho.
>>26625326
Do you still talk to any of the girls from the Hikki chat?
>>26625060
this is what I would look like if I were thinner
>>26625060
You'd look better as a fat fuck desu
>>26625367
I've been thinking that it's better for me to try and bulk up. It's better to be a bit fatter than look alien-tier like that.
How do I bulk up though?
>>26625313
combination of poor lighting and poor camera, my skin is a light brown
>>26625394
You have to go back, Juan
>>26625360
On lolcow? No. They kicked me because I said I agreed with some of /pol/'s beliefs. I tried to explain myself but onee was like
>probably should have kept your mouth shut. Bye!
I don't go there anymore. What was your username there?
>>26625447
Yeah, they banned me too for some jealous reason, I don't even know.
I was the guy who looks sort of like you but way more ripped.
>>26625387
counting calories is pretty foolproof
>>26625469
The one who did the iron body training? I remember.
What a shitty site that was. I ended up initiating into that fraternity, but had to stop working out because I didn't have the time.
Started up again this semester and am getting a lower bodyfat.
>>26625060
Christ
What body type is that even? It's not skinnyfat, but it's not skinny either. What the hell.
>>26625394
>tfw no light brown bf
>>26625542
it is skinny, he just has wide hips
I'm skinnyfat with wide hips and gyno. I'd post a pic but it's really gross compared to everything ITT.
>>26625605
It's weird that fat has only been left in that area. I know it's hardest to remove it from there, but I've been doing work outs for almost all the main muscle groups. Do I have wide hip bones maybe? Also how the fuck do I make my ribs less visible, and bulk my arms up?
I don't have gyno, but obviously there's fat on the pectoralis major, and I'm working on it, I neglected that area.
Post your image, who gives a fuck when it's all anonymous anyways.
>>26625651
>Do I have wide hip bones maybe?
yes, you don't look fat at all to me
I used to be really fat and obviously I still have weight to lose, but I think my pelvis is deformed. It sticks out further than my ribcage.
>>26625731
Well, you definitely have more fat on waist than me, but that doesn't mean that I look better than you. I'm alien-like.
There'll be no problem in you losing the fat around the waist, what I'm worried about is that gyno.
>>26625289
Literally one of the most universally attractive things to women is a good hip to shoulder ratio
fucking normal looking normies fishing for compliments, all of you!
>>26625761
Yeah, it never goes away.
I don't really know how to cut down to such low body fat. I imagine though that when I do I'll just look like that, or one of those pictures people make fun of where the bodybuilders have wide hips. It's better than being gross, but still feels bad.
>>26625814
It really is a problem. It's your metabolism and bone structure after all, you can't affect that. I still think that these are all theories, so it's not all definitive. You should just continue and see where it leads you. Maybe the biggest mistake I've made is doing calisthenics on my own, I should have went to a gym or followed a program. I've decided to start a total abs program from the Darebee.com site, it lasts a month, and I'll start it this march. I have nothing to lose, I'm not in a hurry. I'm going to experiment and see where it leads me.
The one good thing about this stuff though, is that we don't look bad in clothes, and that's the most important thing, because you're not going to sleep with all those people. I've also had a guy and a girl ask me if I am in any training, when they saw my arm, even though it's thin. Their perception must be twisted because they haven't seen a lot of good muscular bodies I guess.
>>26625875
How much weight did you lose and how long did it take you? Why do you regret calisthenics?
>>26625875
Being low bf% always makes you look ripped. That's why a lot of dumb roasties are impressed by skinnyguy abs. That's still good though. I think that's more important to me too to gain some mass where I need it like in my arms, lats, and shoulders. That will probably make us look better. Like balancing it all out.
>>26624716
One of the better bodies in this thread
>>26625942
Seeing how I'm not from burgerland I'll use the standard metric.
I weighted around 93kgs in 2013, and when I checked my weight again (in june of 2015), I had 78kg. The problem here is that I haven't checked my weight in 2014, before I started working out (I started in april that year), and didn't check the weight monthly so that I could see my progress.
I've checked my weight last month again, I have 75,5kg.
>Why do you regret calisthenics
Well, I maybe don't regret them, but I think it's because of them that I look how I look now. If I went to a gym, the situation would have been much better. Or I'm just a retard who neglected certain muscle groups and is impatient (I know the progress is slow with calisthenics).
>>26625985
I've given up on girls last year, because I have social anxiety, hate going to cafes, have a weird mixture of superiority and inferiority complex and don't like girls which aren't well-versed in video games, movies, books or something else that I am interested in. I'm doing this for myself.
I'm a poorfag so my choice of food is limited. That's why I can't gain weight I guess. I can easily eat processed food or junk food, but that's not going to get me a mass increase in a good way.
>>26625812
Is this shopped? What the fuck.
>>26620471
Post boipucci pls
>>26626079
Iktf perfectly well, man. If I ever meet a girl I think is similar enough to me or one that I like I think I would ruin the date by being too awkward and nervous for that to get anywhere.
I only have a weird complex about self-improvement and making the best of my hand, and I figure there's no reason not to have a decent body in your 20s and 30s.
About gaining mass, you might post about it on /fit/. I know one thing a lot of people swear by is cottage cheese for the protein content. You don't need to bust out a lot of money and I don't think you need to eat garbage food either. Maybe just try to eat more meat, eggs, and dairy and cook in oil. That would work out a lot better than eating processed foods that are so many empty calories.
Maybe everything I'm saying is no-brainer stuff, sorry. But I think you can ask around and there's somebody else with more experience who knows what you need to be eating. It has always been easy for me to gain weight.
>>26626252
klienefelters
Nothing worse than having the wide hip + belly combo. I look like a malnourished African child
>>26626335
Thanks for throwing in your two cents, I'll give it a try.
Related to the girls thing, it's funny because I started uni last year and a few girls touched me (shoulder, arm, sometimes even knee) a lot of times during some conversations. I don't want to deduct anything based on these kinds of observations, but that much of a physical contact is probably some kind of a sign. Not that it matters though, because as I said above, I've decided to turn only towards myself.
>I only have a weird complex about self-improvement and making the best of my hand
Same. I want to accomplish this through working on my body, and my mind. When it comes to my mind, I turn towards my backlogs (movies, literature etc).
>>26626395
Truth.
