*yawn* good morning wagecuck! Don't you think you should be getting up by now? I know you are exhausted from a long week at work, but I don't want you spending your two precious days off in bed! Your free time is very limited as a wagecuck and I want to make sure you fully utilize it.
Ragie wagies incoming. I can't wait.
>>26619649
Thisshows that the NEET truly cares for the wagecuck, after all his tax dollars fund NEET's lavish lifestyle.
Oh hello NEET! How's laying in bed all day going for ya?
>>26619674
The NEET has the luxury of spending their day as he or she chooses, as their free time is unlimited. The wagecuck, on the other hand, must utilize his free time for chores he wasn't able to complete during the work week, and to simply recover from the long work week behind him... And to prepare for the long work week still ahead of him.
>>26619649
>tfw at work right now
>making mad do$h
>>26619790
Yea it's called contributing to society and not living in your moms basement being a sad lonely depressed piece of shit
I swear, someone pays the guy to make these posts
>had to get a job or die
>work at sloppy restaurant with rowdy rednecks who berate me and steal shit and scream all the time
>could only get an open position working rotating 12 hour shifts
>always sleepy to a crippling point because of the schedule, regularly working around hot things that can disfigure me
>I barely make enough after taxes to pay rent
>my check engine light is on, car acting funny, no money if it fails, I'm dead
>need to see a dentist, no money
>friends moved away to start their lives
>I have no one and nothing else
just kill me
I am a slave
smells like wagies in here
>>26619868
Yes, someone does, the wagecuck.
do some good word today wagie
i believe in you
tia
>>26619880
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06zsYlIBHa7
>>26619843
Since you love contributing to society so much why don't you volunteer in a kitchen to feed the less fortunate homeless neets for free?
>>26619868
It's you wagecucks who pay us, silly!
>>26619962
Because we like seeing NEETS die.
Your weekends are ticking wagecucks.
TICKING away.
>>26619649
Jokes on you, I'm sick and took the day off today.
>>26620007
This is the kind of contempt for human life that can only be beaten into an individual through oppression and slavery. This is what wagecuckery does to the free human spirit. Very sad. I pity you, wagecuck.
>>26620091
They can no longer be considered human, wagecuckery has turned them into beasts of burden.
>>26620076
You have to work weekends too? Harsh.
>>26619880
>almost every cent goes to rent
Buy a tent and live in the woods or peoples' backyards.
>>26619868
Unlike the wagecuck, the NEET is compensated by society for all of his time, however he chooses to spend it. Yes, there is someone paying for these threads. You, and every other tax paying wagecuck.
>>26620142
True, wagecucks should be seen more as cattle, toiling away in futility to fund the NEET's lifestyle with their tax dollars.
>>26619649
I own my own company. I sell lamps that used to hang on the streets and restore them for private use.
The goverment sell them to me for ~50 euro and i sell them for an average of 200 euro and i spend ~2 hours on each and 20-30 euro worth of materials.
My work hours are 1-3 hours a day incl delivery.
Last year i earned 20k euro after taxes. Life is good when you only work less than 3 hours a day 5 days a week.
Just beat it neetkeks
>>26620152
I don't work Sunday, Monday or Tuesday, just 4 days a week
>>26620249
*slurp* mmmm delicious, thank you wagecuck.
>>26620330
Lol no tears here. I like working for an hour or so a day. Might start branching out into other items so i can double my income.
Might even hire a desperate neet to do the dirty work (for $7 an hour ofc)
>>26620359
Poor wagecuck slaving away cleaning street lights. Should I tell him that I put my NEETbux to work in metatrader4 where I've written my own algorithm that profitably trades the pound against the dollar? This luxury was only afforded to me because my NEET lifestyle allows for unlimited free time, to be used for researching investing and other forms of self improvement. That's ok wagecuck, I'm sure your street lights are very nice. Perhaps I will buy some for the piano lounge I play at on Saturday nights.
>cucked by getting up too early
>cucked by traffic
>cucked all day long by Shekelsteinbergstein
>cucked by traffic again
>come home after being cucked for 11 hours straight
>log on to 4chan
>cucked by these threads
I'd be mad too kek.
>>26620440
>own algorithm that profitably trades the pound against the dollar
hahahahaah. Unless you longed the dollar then you never won bc of transaction costs your poor neet bastards
>>26619822
>working on a saturday
>>26620503
And yet wagecucks will come to these threads and swear up and down that their wagecuck lifestyle is superior. Unbelievable!
Pic related, it's wagecuck's "superior lifestyle" taking place twice per day 5 days per week.
>>26619843
>society
Gee wagie, nice way to spell "Mr Shekelstein's wallet"!
>>26620588
Wow look at all those wagies contributing to society in that photo. Good thing they're doing that as opposed to wasting time contributing to the srts and challenging the prevailing theories of our time.
Good going wagies. 4 lanes worth of societal contribution
Wage cuck reporting in. Just got home from work. Mr. Bagelwitz and CEO Rosenstein are having me do a 12 hour shift tonight and an 18 hour shift Sunday.
>>26620588
My commute is much easier. 15 minutes on small roads. Hit some traffic at stoplights but not really. Usually ride a motorcycle because the weather's nice here.
I've had to do traffic-filled car commutes as well as subway commutes before. Busy subway/bus commutes are far more soul destroying than riding in a car in terrible traffic. Nothing makes you feel more like a cow being rounded up for the slaughterhouse than stuffing yourself into a hot subway car with a fucking suit on.
>>26619649
Thisshows how caring and compassionate we NEETs really are (very).
>>26621023
Lad, PLEASE have sex
>>26620210
kek
>the neet wakes up at 4pm
>masturbates 3 times by 5pm
>spends the next few hours watching anime
>masturbates again
>shitposts on 4chan about wagecucks
>watches more anime
>goes to bed at 10am.
>>26619649
Another day, another dollar.Save me.
>>26621041
Do you think I can buy sex with the offer of imitation crab meat and a warm couch to sleep on?
>>26619649
At least we're not NEETcucks, the lowest form of shit on earth.
>>26620855
Pfft, my commute is walking from bed to the fridge.
>>26621127
>lowest
>implying
Give me Saturday..
>>26620762
>bagelwitz
Oh god my sides
>>26620210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRHCp9Wblro
Every time I see these threads I can't but help of all my NEET friends that ask me if I can get them a job at my company. Have a nice weekend NEETs ;^]
>>26620186
>>26620210
>implying the NEET does any of the stuff in the picture
You would actually need to get out of bed to accomplish that.
>>26620620
Which theories have you challenged lately anon?
>>26621179
wow thats hilarious
>>26620588
>buying a car
>not buying a Bicycle
Win-win situation neetcuck. getting exercise and getting their faster.
AHAHAHHAHAHA.
is it sad that these threads actually make me angry?
>>26621253
I love these threads because of all the butthurt.
>>26621213
God, I really hated doing all that. feeling lethargic accompanied by all the headaches and whatnot. wasted 4 years becoming something I thought I would avoid: A Hikki.
>>26621124
Probably a whore, most women want to go out, but sounds good
Autistic /neet/ here on the bux.
I know these threads are just wagies trolling wagies but i'll help calm you down a bit.
1. You won't get more than 600/month unless you're severely disabled, in the way you can't even feed yourself properly, in which case quality of life is not good.
(This is adjusted per country, so for example in australia this number can be much higher but it's still the same percentage according to expenses adjusted!)
2. If you go after welfare, that you pay into, one day when you are old and sick, you too will need to collect on something that is owed to you, because you have been paying taxes. Don't let shills use your emotions to make you demand things be removed that YOU created for YOU in the future.
3. This is just going to be me putting into perspective reality for people like me on 'the bux'.
I live with my sister who is also disabled and between us, offering ourselves no pleasures at all, we dont even eat out and both of us have inexpensive phones on pay as you go, we have to get internet with a limit and both of our laptops are very old, even saving it will take over a year to get a better PC for just one of us. We are left with maybe 40 a month in disposable, after food, rent (which we get government help for) etc. We will never go on holiday. Never have any kind of developed hobby. I will never be able to play good videogames and stuff. We also live in a bad area because it is made of housing for bad people like us.
I know this is all obvious but these threads are really suspicious and so is their frequency and stuff like that and they are full of false stuff.
I think it's just normies trolling normies really. real neets are too passive to be this vindictive, this is the kind of thing that was done to me at school lol
>>26621360
>600/month
>you can't even feed yourself properly
bad money management ... maybe go over to >>>/fit/ and educate yourself about meal prepping ... you can easily get away and eat healthy food for 50 bucks a week or 75-80 and eat fine stuff and get all your macros in
>>26621434
you didn't read it properly.
>unless you're severely disabled, in the way you can't even feed yourself properly,
we shop very smartly, because it's really a neccesity or we too would not be able to eat well
>>26621360
but what about all the money you make from trading stocks, playing at classy winebars etc?
>>26620091
Somebody post a better quality version of this image
>>26621360
Do you at least have sex with her?
>>26621360
I know a single adult male age 48 (who could probably work but is a good white christian with a military background) who gets $700/m which is MORE than enough to live where I live. He even has a private house rather than an apartment. He also smokes weed every single day of his life and even manages to afford the good stuff.
I work and make less than he does, and I still get by just fine even with the added expenses of traveling and eating away from home. I even manage to buy frivolous collectibles and other nice objects by opting for used stuff.
>>26621360
Hey man, I just stumbled onto your post on the front page. You should pick up a book called How To Eat for $4 A Day. Some college girl made it. I'm about to start using it today.
Also the "good vidya" isn't that big of a deal since there are a treasure trove of amazing video games out there from the PS2 era and back.
Maybe even set up a go fund me? Be really honest: I'm disabled, broke as fuck, and just wanna play Crash Team Racing with my fucked up sister.
good luck man.
at what salary do I stop being a wageslave? Im currently at 73k, and I still feel like one
>>26621360
> You won't get more than 600/month
KEK! regular, non autistic neetbux in Australia is $610 every two weeks.
>>26621585
>Do you at least have sex with her?
A few times a week.
>you will see the collapse of socialism in your lifetime
Enjoy sleeping all day while you still can. I foresee hard times for you in a near future.
>>26619649
I have a friend who is just about as worthless as you NEETs even though he does have a job.
He just makes the worst life decisions, like marrying a mentally unstable fat fucking bitch who treats him like shit and makes him sleep in a different bed than her. His full-time hourly job as a cashier at a dollar store is literally the best thing he can get because he has no life skills and he never went to college. Despite having a job, he never has any money and when we hang out all we can do is sit around and play video games unless I'm willing to pay for both of us to go do something fun.
He can't become a NEET though because his parents are just as shitty and kicked him out of the house after he graduated high school because they were too irresponsible to support him anymore.
I secretly wish that he would have a bad accident happen to him so that he can just collect disability checks and not have to worry about being so incompetent at life. Honestly it would be the best case scenario for him.
I don't get this meme at all. How do you get NEETbux without having kids?
>Tfw wagecuck now
>Tfw really wish I was NEET
>>26619790
>luxury
>happiness
NEETS confirmed normies
NEETs confirmed not robots and not welcome here
>>26620091
>>26620210
>being a normie
this place is not for you you are not welcome here you do not belong here you have no friends here you are rejected here you do not fit in here nobody here likes you nobody wants you here you are not welcome here
>>26621360
>You won't get more than 600/month unless you're severely disabled
Kek I get around 1000 euros a month. Feels good being Yurop master race. Enjoy your convict island.
>>26621360
Falseflagging wagie pls go
>>26620091
Nice resolution, faggot.
