even if i get gf
>must never know i was khhv before her
>must never know i post on a Ukrainian dumbbell customization forum
my gf posts on 4chan, she is a tripfag on /sp/ kek
>>26618935
how did you even meet?
>>26618920
pls I am new fag what is khhv?
Is it kissless hand hold less virgin?
>>26618920
I met myboyfriendonthis board.In the /gfd/ threads.
>>26618920
>get a gf
>immediately start weaving a web of lies to her
what could go wrong
>>26619204
I want those threads to come back mane
>>26619185
no its kind hung helping virgin
>>26619019
literally in a game of left 4 dead
>>26619212
>tell truth and failure becomes inevitable
>tell lie and failure becomes inevitable
atleast in the latter, I can experience love.
>>26619221
They're in /d/ now and they're still kind of terrible. I liked them more here because this is my home board, lel.
>>26619307
irl no one gives a shit if you are a kv and if you said I post on 4chan to the average normie now adays they'd probably go "oh, I love lolcats too!"
>>26618920
>khhv
I've been seeing this on here for too long without knowing what it is. What does it mean?
>>26619361
kissless handholdless hugless virgin
>>26618920
You know when normies tell you to jus b urself. This is what they're talking about.
Feeling as though you have to tell lies in order to be liked and accepted is the reason you're alone, because people aren't driven away by you, they're driven away by your dishonesty.
If you're doing it right, then being yourself should be a filter for you, to ensure that you're not wasting your time on the wrong people and are only spending time with people who can and will like you with the least effort on your part.
Learn pua and fuck some random girl in a one night stand. It'll at least cure you of being a virgin. Then you can find some other bullshit to be ashamed about and lie to people as you try to conceal it.
>>26619376
Oh, I honestly thought it had something to do with being a crack baby.
>>26619307
You don't have to say "Um, by the way, before you agree to date me, you should know I'm a kissless virgin." It might not even come up. But if you kiss her and she says it's terrible, and you admit you haven't had a girlfriend before, as long as she's not a raving harpy bitch, she'll probably laugh about it and it won't be a big deal. She might even find it cute.
>>26619401
This, anon. When she kisses you for the first time, be all shocked and cute and say "that was my first kiss." As far as sex goes, as long as you're willing to learn and ask her what feels good, surely she won't mind if you're a virgin.
>>26619401
>>26619429
ill make sure to reeve up those helium tanks too.
>>26619381
>dont be dishonest
>learn pua
>>26619398
may as well be desu
