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What would have happened if one of Elliot's PowerBall tickets
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What would have happened if one of Elliot's PowerBall tickets had won the $600 million jackpot?
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>>26617800
Probably get a girlfriend only to find out she only wants his money and spree kills anyway
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Girl marries him for his money and then tries divorcing him. Elliot murders her and either goes to jail or kills himself.

The dude wouldn't have been better off if he got everything he wanted. He just couldn't function .
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>>26617800
Honestly, i think Elliot was very good looking. I if he were a fag, he could have gottem a decent amount of action. Too bad.
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He still wouldn't get a girlfriend. Because he literally wanted a "hot blonde" girl to fall on his lap. He would be sitting in his mansion depressed because his delusions about having a girlfriend weren't coming true despite being a millionaire.
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the fucking dude squirted people with super soaker filled with orange juice
he was fucking retarded
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5URA0I6cFg
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>>26618104
Not really. He wanted only one average girlfriend that love him, he is the most romantic faggot I have ever seen.

I expect him to be the type that will spree kill if his gf leaved him.
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>>26618557
Oddly touching
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he would have set up his first Roastie Camp
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>>26617800
Probably would've just slowed things down
He was bound to snap eventually
You've read his manifesto
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He would have gotten laid and not shot up Isle Vista.
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>>26617800
wasnt he already rich though?
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the beta uprising would have been even more successful
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>>26617800
Penis enlargement, lip reduction, high test treatment
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