Last night I was fucking 1% off from becoming a normie.
>drive to a rave i see on my fake facebook account by myself
>drink a lot
>trying to fake a chad persona, being ultra confident and negging 5/10s
>make out with pic related heavily
>get her pants off
>can't get my dick up
>run out of the room to my car
>sleep in the backseat until morning
I honestly think god is against me.
You drank too much. You are against you.
>>26617524
You're gay, drank too much, or masturbated too recently. God's not at fault for any of those.
>>26617524
Even normies have problems getting it up when they're too fucked up brobot
>>26617559
I'm so straight I don't even jerk it to traps.
>>26617544
>>26617571
What am I supposed to do if I can't use alcohol to mask my glaring social flaws?
>>26617594
>What am I supposed to do if I can't use alcohol to mask my glaring social flaws?
You can still drink but next time stop by 7-11 at the beginning of the night, buy some of their stay-hard pills and pop one an hour or two before you should be ready to fuck.
Keep posting her and tell us about her.
>>26617524
Gabby looks like a sweet gal senpai
>>26617660
Oh shit, thanks.
I don't really know a lot about her besides her name. Looking through her posts it looks like she broke up with her boyfriend recently or something.
>>26617685
She seemed pretty whorish to me but I think she's cute.
>>26617713
Forgot pic.
I was talking to her Mexican friend and then she brought up her major and I lied about being in law school and we kissed.
>>26617742
>I lied about being in law school
>>26617751
Yeah, I wasn't gonna admit to being a fucking NEET.
I essentially said I was really into the Constitution and was probably going to start out as a public defender and aim for a judge in a few years, and then talked about how they make $200k a year doing kicking back and it's the dopest job. I bitched about the bar too.
>>26617805
I like your style dude I hope you get to inseminate her real soon.
>>26617824
I really doubt I'll ever see her again but I'm gonna try the law school thing again if I get the balls to go to another rave.
The whole thing was panic inducing until I was drunk.
>>26617847
Also to add to this:
Does anyone else know any good lies to get drunk sluts naked?
