>tfw going to have asian mommy gf to support my stay at home lifestyle
>tfw she's going to teach me how to have sex
>tfw going to cum deep inside her and then cuddle with her for hours while suckling on her big breasts
I've been a lonely, suicidal, kissless virgin my whole life and now it's finally looking up. Don't give up r9k!
>>26617190
Details nigger
Chink jap gook?
Looks out of /10
How you met and pics
>>26617190
Livin the dream. Until she gets sick of it and dumps you and you realize you've squandered your time instead of improving yourself.
Still jelly.
>>26617190
Please post a green text story, I haven't fapped today.
>>26617218
She's a chink.
I'd say she's about a 4 or 5/10, but I find her attractive enough. She's 12 years older than me so...
We met on League of legends in a normal game. She added me after the game and eventually invited me to her teamspeak with her beta orbiters. I could tell right away she was interested, she would always went out of her way to talk to me, and she gave me her phone number and we skyped etc. We live basically across the country, but she's going to pay for me to fly to her own house once she gets done moving out of her current place.
im gonna respect her privacy and not post pics, sorry bruh hope you understand.
I really dont believe this shit but how did you meet her
>>26617293
Has she shown you her boobles?
>>26617293
>not your actual mommy
Welp I'm out
>>26617308
here bpokapsodk>>26617293
living the dream
why do I even get up anymore?
>>26617319
Yes! They are pretty damn big for an asian, but she's pretty thick so it's only natural.
>>26617323
>expecting it to be his actual mother
It's like you've never even seen the mommy gf threads
>>26617293
I understand cant fuck up your meal ticket is she lonely cat woman or divorcee what does she do for a living and congrats on winnig the neet lotto i guess
>>26617335
because one day you might get a mommy gf and all your problems will be solved senpai!
>>26617349
So she is fat?? As long as she pays the bills i guess..
>>26617387
She's been in a few relationships, but she said she never found the right guy to marry until now. And thanks, I hope you end up finding happiness somewhere.
>>26617436
She's not like morbidly obese, I'd say she's about 20 lbs overweight. Doesnt bother me at all.
>>26617445
Nah gonna continue to drink myself stupid and work out and date FOB chicks until my ex announces she is pregnant then i will an hero that or reenlist as infantary and hope i get a quick one to the dome in some god forsaken shit hole
Will she let you browse dank memes and smoke maryjane all day?
>>26617504
dank memes sure, I don't smoke weed though.
>>26617514
Might as well puck up the habit if you're gonna be a house husbando, along with catching up on that anime backlog.
>>26617535
yeah you're right. I'm just glad I can stop wagekeking and going to college.
>>26617190
What does SHE get out of this relationship? In exchange for supporting you, I mean.
>>26617190
>>26617403
>>26617471
post more panty butts
>>26617575
I'll take care of her and the house like a housewife would. Plus, I'm gonna give her so much love and affection since I've never felt these nice feels before. I'm not worried at all about her not wanting me anymore or whatever, she's pretty damn obsessed with me, which is nice.
>>26617604
I gotchu bruh
>>26617611
Man I hope she doesn't kill you or something, but I honestly don't think she will. What does she like? How old are you? How old is she?
>>26617641
She's asian (chinese to be specific), 5'5, ~160 lbs. I'm 20 and she's 32.
>>26617663
Real life Christmas Cake essentially, not bad mane. I hope she takes care of herself hygienically at least.
>mfw I want this woman so bad
It hurts bros
http://joivideo.com/39/tara-tainton-let-mommy-comfort-you/
>>26617663
That age gap, there really is no hope for me.
>>26617663
Don't fuck it up, OP. No, really, don't. You're living the dream.
>>26617700
Yeah she does. She works out a decent amount as well, so she's definitely taking care of herself which is nice.
>>26617727
I'll do everything I can to make sure I don't. this is really something I never thought would happen to me, it's just crazy.
>>26617764
When do you move Anon? When do you ascend into this situation that my animus told me about?
>>26617792
She's moving into her new house late March, so by the end of April I'll be living with her.
Holy fuck OP you hit the jackpot. Wish you a happy life.
>>26617948
Thanks man, I feel very lucky right now, I basically gave up on happiness and then this all happened and it just makes life seem like it's worth living after all. I hope you find happiness as well!
congrats op, enjoy your househusbando life you madman
>>26617998
thank you friend!
fk this robot tho
>>26617190
>>26617293
>tfw no cute azn Christmas cake
Just end me now.
bump, im really bored and dont wanna go to bed yet robots pls post.
>>26618255
ok last bump before i go sleep.
>>26618411
Goodnight and good luck Anon.
