Just drove home from my melee local.
I got into a fight with a teenager and am now banned from all tournaments in the area for a month.
I'm upset.
>>26617120
>meleefags in a nutshell
>>26617132
FUCK OFF TR4SHNIGGER
I think everyone at any smash event should be gassed.
>>26617149
Please, do go on about how "technical" the game is due to abusing glitches, and how it's so "deep" despite having vastly fewer characters.
>>26617120
Tell the story then. It will help with the pain
>>26617182
Congratulations on only being able to view the game on a surface level.
Why are you two games behind? Why aren't you playing the Wii U game?
>>26617205
>2deep4u
You literally played into my hand.
>>26617120
where at anon/?
with the bread pudding and the mashed potayta an awwww
>>26617200
>at friday local, right outside of top 8 in losers bracket
>playing fifteen year old fox main who i know rages every time he loses
>decide to try some psychological shit in game
>wobble him to 230 twice to end a game
>taunt
>he sighs in frustration loudly
>i say "DON'T BE MAD BRO"
>wobble him again, he audibly says "oh my god"
>i go "WHY ARE YOU SO MAD BRO"
>it's his tournament stock
>i'm talking throughout the whole end, telling him he needs to cool off, wait for his balls to drop, etc
>grab him and he lrastarts
>call him a little bitch
>he punches my tv
>i push him to the ground
>people gather around
>he gets off scott free while i get banned because the to is a fat fuck who doesn't understand bants
>>26617269
I don't really want to say, since you could find the Facebook post banning me.
>>26617340
>wobbling at a local
Can't say you didn't deserve it desu
>>26617120
who's your main?
>>26617628
Icies.
>>26617340
haha, good job. i hate fags who get all flustered like that. my cousin is like that. gets all frustrated if he's not completely dominating. i don't get it. games are fun because of the challenge. it'd be boring as hell if you won all the time.
>>26617120
>I got into a fight
But... isn't that the whole point of SMB?
I'm going to get raped by SFAT tomorrow
>>26617726
>losing to a choke artist
>>26617182
>abusing glitches
street fighter combos were initially a glitch
>>26617340
you started it, and you put your hands on him before he put his hands on you. you're at fault. also I assume you're older than 18 because you're posting on this site, so you shouldn't be psychologically torturing a 15 year old sperglord. nice going dickhead.
>>26617340
Now that's some spicy autism mama mia!
>>26617829
Was I supposed to let him break my fucking TV?
>>26617856
You were supposed to be an adult who doesn't play games with teenagers.
>>26617856
you could have just stepped in front of it and tried to calm him down or get help, and if he then attacked you he would have been seen as the problem. also quit pretending like you're a victim here
>hurr durr this autistic 15 year old kid is known for being a tryhard sore loser
>im going to beat him over over with an infamously frustrating tactic then taunt and sarcastically tell him to calm down
>lol y u so mad bro
you played with fire and you got burnt. you're an adult and you knocked a child over because of a video game, be happy that you only got a month ban and nothing more.
OP DID NOTHING WRONG
that faggot damaged his property, which gave him all rights to beat the shit out of him (which to op's credit he didn't really)
everyone in this thread who disagrees is a underaged faggot
>>26617937
nah OP violated the 3 strike rule he deserves every punishment he gets.
>picked on a retarded kid
>wobbled
>taunted
if anything his punishment should be more severe
>>26617120
What is it with autists and this game? I swear, the melee community is more autistic than furries.
>>26617955
people like you are the worst
you cant handle banter at all, and when someone intentionally makes you angry to win a game (a legitimate and skilful tactical choice) you cry and moan about it.
there is no advice to give other than to grow up and get good, which obviously the kid didn't do. did he honestly expect to beat someone older than him who most likely has more experience? delusional as fuck
>>26617340
You shouldn't have called him a bitch or touched him. Don't directly insult people , just say things that get them salty. Watching sperglord kids freak out at vidya is fun but it is best done from a distance. It's much better when you can see them self-destruct while everyone is giggling at them.
