>he says "Yep"
>posts smiley face
>:(
>:)
>:p
>tfw i say yup
That was a close one
>is less than 6' tall
Women red flags thread.
>She's not a virgin
>She is mentally unstable and posts on r9k
>he is public about his interest in anime/asian culture
>he calls himself a "gamer"
>he thinks h3h3 or filthyfrank or jon tron are funny
>he owns a handheld gaming device
>he constantly talks about how is android is better than iphones
>he is shorter than me
this is just the start
>>26615665
No to all of those if you're over 5'8"
>replies too fast
>>26615617
How frequent are 6' tall guys? Where I live it's pretty rare. Then again, my city has tons of Mexicans and I guess their scarcity is what makes them so attractive to women.
Life sucks if you're a manlet
>>26615665
>tfw all of these are me, except I'm 6'1.
>>26615665
>none of these fit me provided you're not a 6+ ft giantess
spread em
>>26615559
She texted me "Nup"
Twice
This is her trendy way of saying nope. Am I just supposed to take it?
>26615665
>he constantly talks about how is android is better than iphones
TIL being right is a red flag
Dumb ass
i already have enough insecurities and fears stop making me worry about stupid shit like this
>>26615665
Unless you're over 5'10, the only thing i got is jon tron
>likes rick and morty
>watches anime
>talks about feminism (positively or negatively)
>cares excessively about politics
>doesn't own a gun or a car
>>26615947
It's beta. You sound like a castrated chihuahua when you say "Yep/Yup"
Be a fucking man and commit to a word
>>26616098
>tfw the last one
;-;
I hate it too
His schooner finished third in the Regatta.
>>26615804
Hey man I fucking love Nashimoto P
What's your favourite song?
>>26615665
>he owns a handheld gaming device
>he constantly talks about how is android is better than iphones
TIL being a programmer is a red flag
itt: men shifting blame/guilt
>he watches anime
original1234
>>26615617
>85% of the population
>>26616150
literally nobody cares about this besides you
>>26615559
>he tries to keep having a conversation with me through text
>he texts me at random times just to talk
into the trash he goes
>>26615665
If you're taller than 5'9", then we're fine.
I do own an android though because I wanted to try something new.
>He is a male with a penis.
>>26616249
this is normal behavior don't be fooled by this bait.
just don't live your relationship exclusively through text.
>>26616098
The fuck is wrong with liking rick and morty
>>26616279
Not really. It's apparent that when you're texting a girl on a consistent basis trying to force a conversation through text, you're obviously hung up on her and aren't doing anything with your spare time.
It comes off as super desperate. Just use text as a way to set a time and place to meetup with the girl if you're interested, and THEN talk to them on the date.
>>26616300
its an unfunny childish cartoon and those who watch it are meme spouting retards
t. knower
>>26616300
That is the point of these threads, to bait you into asking questions like that and doubt yourself.
>>26616327
Have you even watched it at all?
>>26616341
Not him, but I have
It's shit and there's a reason reddit loves it
>>26616341
yes and it wasnt funny and relied on edgy """""humor""""" like molestation that may only get laughs out of 15 year olds
>>26616246
women pay close attention to your speech patterns believe it or not
"yup" is an instant turn off
>>26616361
I don't think anyone laughed during the scene where morty almost got raped.......
>>26616354
There's literally a subreddit for everything.
I don't say "Yep" I say "Yeppers"
>>26616399
you might as well cut your dick off because no woman will ever want you
>>26616387
>There's literally a subreddit for everything.
and you would know fag
>>26616418
So you're one of the blind meme haters.
>>26615693
I'm 6', a bit above the average in Australia but nothing amazing.
>tfw I say "yep yep yep" like Ducky from the Land Before Time because I did it a lot as a kid and it turned into a habit and now I literally can't stop myself from saying it unless I put actual effort into stopping myself
I've mostly become pretty good at suppressing it as I've moved into adulthood (my teen years were HELL) but it has slipped out a few times before and I wanted to fucking die. Seeing a therapist about it helped a lot too but the problem still isn't gone.
>>26615665
>he is public about his interest in anime/asian culture
Depends. I'm not vocal about my interests, but I don't feed anyone bullshit if questioned.
>he calls himself a "gamer"
I don't. But a lot of my time is spent playing games. So what the fuck do you call that?
>he thinks h3h3 or filthyfrank or jon tron are funny
None of them are funny. I don't even know the first one, frank is overrated and I have never and will never give ECH boy a chance
>he owns a handheld gaming device
Retarded flag
>he constantly talks about how is android is better than iphones
I own one, but I don't do this
>he is shorter than me
I'm 5'9'
>>26616430
>blind meme haters
No i have 20/20 vision you dumbass
>>26616484
filthyfrank has some good videos and Jon Tron is funny dude.
>>26616516
>filthyfrank has some good videos and Jon Tron is funny dude.
found the high schooler
>he's a christian
>he hates weed
>he's not white (northwestern european)
>he doesn't like violent video games
>he listens to pop/rap instead of rock/metal
>he vilifies nazi germany
>he walks up stairs two at a time
>he won't do bdsm
>he doesn't use swear words
>he dresses like a square
>he's a cop, veteran, firefighter, or astronaut
>he has an iq under 115
>he doesn't drink
>he doesn't get in fights
>he doesn't carry a weapon
>he likes animals
>he uses smileys
>>26616614
>he doesn't like violent video games
>he listens to pop/rap instead of rock/metal
enjoy your literal manchild
>>26616614
m'lady, your knight in shining armor has arrived.
>>26615559
I say 'Yeah sure no worries' a lot. Would that get overly annoying or is it forgiveable?
>>26616614
Top kek this is hilarious
>>26616614
M'lady! You finally called! Oh glorious day I knew it would happen!
>>26616614
>he listens to pop/rap instead of rock/metal
t. underaged bait
>>26616614
Greetings, m'lady.
They call me Darkblade. But you, m'dear, may call me by my birth name, Jeremy.
>>26616464
Saying that does sound addictive as fuck.
>>26616614
i get through this criteria, be my gf
>>26616661
back off, scoundrel! this lady belongs to me! I shall batter you with my enchanted cane if you do not stand down!
>>26616719
your nothern european and you get in fights and carry a gun?
>>26616703
>>26616661
fedoras are leftist and don't smoke weed
>>26616640
>>26616661
>>26616703
>>26616739
glaringly obvious samefag
>>26616744
i carry a knife, own a gun and am of Austrian descent
>>26615665
>>he is public about his interest in anime/asian culture
I've never met anyone who publicly announces this.
>>he calls himself a "gamer"
Same as above.
>>he thinks h3h3 or filthyfrank or jon tron are funny
I can't really get into them, they just bore me.
>>he owns a handheld gaming device
I've personally never owned one.
>>he constantly talks about how is android is better than iphones
I used to during my cancer days, but now I couldn't give a shit who has what.
>>he is shorter than me
I'm 5ft 11 but everyone here seems to be around this height these days, only turbo chads and metal heads seem to be around 6ft 2.
>>26616760
thats not north european
![fedora8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xzPVdzD.jpg "fedora8[1].jpg")
>>26616739
A battle of wits is what you want? I shall tear you down in my ladies name!
>>26615665
i don't think just 'owning' a handheld is very bad. using it in public is cringey as fuck though.
pic related
>>26616614
>christian
>vilifies nazi germany
>>26616753
well aren't you a stupid nigger?
>>26616776
Germans arent north european?
>>26616783
It's only as cringey as the player is ugly. Like with anything.
>>26616787
nice photoshop you fucking clown
>>26616614
>>he hates weed
Define "hates"? I personally haven't smoked it before and have no inclination to, but I don't mind people doing it. If someone offered me a one off puff at a social gathering I would probably try it at least.
Even though this is a thread of trolls, it's makes me realize how shitty your lives are and now I feel better.
female red flags
>she opens threads on 4chan about male red flags
>>26616802
a real man admits defeat when it's staring him in the face, but you wouldn't know anything about being a real man huh you PATHETIC IMPOTENT VIRGIN
>>26616784
Hitler used religion for propaganda reasons
>>26616614
>he's a christian
mfw
>>26616819
dumb samefag poster
>>26616771
Most of my friends are.
Of course, most of my friends are meme-loving fucks who have embraced 2D.
christcucks are always cuckservative
i'd prefer an ns bf
>>26616827
a true nazi believes in the lord
>>26616799
not really, i just think it's immature to play video games in public. there is nothing wrong with playing privately
but using it on public transport, public spaces like cafes, libraries etc is manchild tier.
i don't think looks have anything to do with it, i think its about your public behavior really. it makes you look mentally immature regardless of whether you are chad or robot.
>>26616850
>tfw your life has degenerated to the point you have to resort to ad hominem attacks on an anonymous poster on an anime imageboard who you suspect of posting multiple times in a single thread.
>>26616871
*germanic gods
>kike on a stick
>2015
>>26616907
dumb triggered samefagposter
>>26615559
I say "yeah" but it's shortened and lazy so it sounds sharp like "ye". Is this autistic or normal?
ausfag btw if regional differences matter
>>26615665
>mfw me and my gf watch jontron together
Enjoying life alone roastie toastie :^)
>>26616862
>Most of my friends are.
Most of your friends proudly proclaim to like anime? There is nothing wrong with enjoying a cartoon every now and again, when it becomes a lifestyle is when its gone too far.
>>26616789
No you dumb muh heritage fag
The man pretending to be a woman is saying he wants an actual fucking Euro
>>26616915
the kikes killed jesus m8
>>26616871
>>26616784
>table talks
>Positive Christianity
No
>>26615559
>voting for trump
>unemployed
>white
>short
>quiet
>likes cartoons
>likes video games
>likes fast food
etc
>>26616867
>tfw natsoc is too leftwing for me
>>26615559
>Try to deflect her with "Yep" becAUSE SHES A GODDAMN ROASTIE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26615665
I understand all of these, especially 2 and 3
I also watch a ton of anime, I can understand why women wouldn't like it
>>26616803
Refusing to ever smoke it and not tolerating people who do.
>>26616614
>he doesn't get in fights
Why?
>>26616464
I come here for posts like these.
>>26617011
>white
What's so bad about that?
>>26617082
Because I don't want to be with a fucking pussy?
>>26616980
Because he was a heretical kike. He believed he was a part of the kike prophecy.
>>26617011
Trump is great you leftist trash.
>>26617105
>if you don't regularly get into fights you're a pussy
Okay
>>26617016
>tfw natsoc is too leftwing for me
Julius Evola was one of the few prominent writers that criticized National Socialism from the perspective of the right. Check him out if this interests you.
>>26616771
you sound like a cunt, most men dont go in to things with a criteria.. just hoping to meet some one but you sound like an utter cunt.. the kind that has driven men off
>>26617151
Not him but....did you quote the wrong post? That guy seems fine.
>>26617139
I will
I've been putting it off because I'm not interested in edgy neo-paganism, but he's probably worth a read. Definitely one of the most prominent Traditionalists there's been
>>26616354
>>26616361
what is better than rick and morty?
>>26616361
I remember hearing faggots say that about south park when it came out.
>>26617204
being an adult for one
>>26617223
>implying its any better
its only watched by manchildren who claim to watch it for the "satire" its shit and so are your opinions
>>26617228
what do adults watch?
>>26617250
Sports, The News, The Weather, Documentaries, not shitty cartoons meant for faggy 14 year olds
>>26617241
>stop liking what i dont like
grow up, dude.
>>26615620
Male red flag: he feels offended by a banter thread and starts leaking his misogyny onto the board as a response.
Noone has time for the immature.
>>26617267
>stop liking what i dont like
then why did you fucking bother to respond to my post, by responding you are literally saying "don't dislike what i like cuz i like it" you are no better than what you claim that i am, maybe if you didnt watch cartoons all the time you could realize your potential of not shitposting/falling for obvious bait you dumb cunt
>>26617151
>the kind that has driven men off
I'm a guy, and I don't fit your criteria.
>>26617262
nice b8 m8
if not b8 then underageb&
>>26617306
that wasn't me kek. i'm wondering why you have such a naive closed minded opinion on animation in general. it's pretty bewildering. almost as if you have no experience in the real world besides being a cuck online.
>>26617316
t. adult pro
hahaha do you really think real adults (not autistic sperglings like the """""adult""""" you may be but because of your fondess to cartoons i assume you are at least younger than 17) spend their time watching cartoons? and shitty ones at that, loving every laugh
>>26617291
this whole thread is entirely about scrutinizing men and you're getting riled up over muh soggy knees. how dense can you be.
>>26617353
its just shitposting lad, sperglings always defend their cartoons
I always say yep, I've known for a long time that it's bad but i can't stop myself from doing.
It's not even a word really more like a stupid sound.
>>26617291
a non virgin female is objectively inferior
>he doesn't call his mom at least once a day
>he lives with his mok
>>26616783
>not understanding this image
normies pls go
>>26617400
>he drakeposts
>>26617400
what if i hate my mom
>>26617356
>watching corporate/political shilling news
>whens the last time you heard "ya my buddy here who really likes sports is really smart!"
adults do watch "cartoons". adults make them for adults. there are animations meant for adults and ones meant for children. get out of your moms basement
>>26616815
/thread
oringigigigal
>>26615665
>I fufill all of these requirements, and I'm fucking 6'6 so you can't be taller than me
Checkmate
>>26617413
then grow up you emo cunt
>>26617400
Do I need to call herif I live with her?
>>26615559
where the fuck did all this female and nignog shit come from? this is like watching the slow death of /his/ by /pol/ in slow motion, except instead of white nationalists invading its normies and fucking women
>>26617433
she did heroin and is a low life degenerate
why should i extend my hand, after using mine to escape the wretched poverty i was born in?
>>26617451
WNs are right, youre an idiot for opposing
>>26617417
>adults do watch "cartoons"
>This is what autists actually believe
ahahahahaha
>get out of your moms basement
nice projecting fagtron, the so called "Adult made cartoons for adults" are consumed by children and edgy teens trying to act older, you would know if you talked to anyone in high school but no you were too busy reading your Japanese comic books and jerking it in the bathroom to know about what other kids did at the time
tl dr fuck off no one likes you or your shitty taste in memetic cartoons end your life
>>26615559
I say "yepperdoodles"
Is that a problem?
>>26617475
They get BTFO on /his/ all the time
>>26617478
No, that's perfectly normal for a grown man in 2016.
>>26617484
There are several tiers, I always win my arguments. Some of my compatriots are less competent.
There is nothing better than making idiot moderates and SJWs feel like just that
>>26617478
Are you also the same guy who ends some of his posts with toodles?
>>26617508
>I always win my arguments
Statistically, you probably just ignore what the other person's saying, repeat yourself without development, call them retarded and act superior.
>"she" uses a tripcode on a website founded for anonymity
>he gives it (you)s
>>26617400
my mok is literally god-tier so you can fuck off
>>26617409
i know about quentins v and lit shitposting. you are the kind of faggot to make everything a pissing contest about how much le deep dark internet memes you know the origin of.
i used it because the manchild portion is completely true
>>26617538
Nope, my history of academic debate and personal compulsion to be better than others forces me to argue concisely.
Typically its the opposition that starts crying "stormweenie" when they lose
>>26617564
>trying this hard to act like you arent a piece of shit
>>26617579
projection: the post
original
>>26615559
>he's a fatfuck tat continues to eat a lot
Who the fuck would want an unhealthy thing that'll eat your housefood in a day?
>>26616098
>Own both guns and a car
>Care about politics because I'd like to keep my guns.
Fuck me, right?
>>26617593
you're the one arguing with a loser on the internet there kiddo
>>26617597
what if im the one buying the food?
>>26617619
That's fine I guess. I still wouldn't date one though.
>>26617576
I'd have to see your arguments to know, but typically people who believe they never lose just refuse to actually listen.
Rule of thumb: if neither side has any change in opinion, the argument is a wash.
>i say yep
Damn it. Ok? Affirmative? I hear and obey?
>>26617646
I've lost, just not on 4chan. I too favour the socratic method
>>26615665
>clearly a guy who wrote this
Funny.
>>26617649
just say Yeah or Yes you fucking tool
>Is less than 6'3
>Has a dick smaller than 7 inches
>>26617597
I-Is being skinny a redflag
I've seen fatties get a lot of hate, but it being underweight a red flag?
>>26616361
No the reason the show works is because it relies on its very odd universe that allows them to take old jokes and make them seem new. Like that episode where morty is in charge of the adventuring. It's nothing new at all really, it just lets the characters play in an unexpected environment. Morty almost got raped and the characters connected more. That bit at the end was interesting too.
People like it because it's wacky. Just that alone allows it to be comparatively funny. It's not like there's any funny stuff on TV these days anyway.
>under 6'3"
>skinnyfat or overweight
>penis <7"
>doesn't have a degree from an elite university
>doesn't have a high-paying job with lots of disposable income
>doesn't own a nice house
>doesn't own a nice car
>quiet and shy
>doesn't like clubs
>doesn't drink
>doesn't smoke pot
>>26617718
Yes. If you're not The Rock himself you literally might as well kill yourself.
On a slightly more serious note, it depends. If you're a hungry skeleton straight out of Auschwitz or not. Ottermode is generally fine.
>>26615559
>>he says "Yep"
Nobody actually gives a shit about what your confirmations look like, right?
>>26616249
Better yet if he talks at all, amirite?
>>26617762
No, but they do care what they sound like.
>>26617754
>not ottermode
>not Auschwitz mode
>>26616150
lmao like everything about a man must be 100% tough manly Conan tier for fucks sake. It's like requiring women to be 100% bimbos. Lmao I'm a pretty sensitive guy and I've been told by a woman that I shouldn't laugh the way I do because it's too high pitched or something. Lol bitch you shouldn't live.
>>26617747
>red flags
>not the current president of the United states
>doesn't have at least 5 million in disposable funds at any time
>hasn't had at least 5 affairs and at least one illegitimate child the secret service has to cover
>>26617772
Post pic. You're probably fine.
>>26616905
Looks have everything to do with it. An attractive person is less likely to be convicted of crime and they get lower sentences if convicted of anything. Playing video game in public will have no repercussion for the good looking it will just be considered a quirk.
>>26617011
>likes cartoons
It's like you hate fun and your parents beat you every Saturday morning.
>>26617802
Not posting any pics, but this is pretty close to my build
>>26617674
But what about using varied language? I can never say yep or any of those other suggestions? I really do find that stuff like that works on women quite a bit. If it's related to something we just talked about.I think women may have very poor recollection, which makes them not as susceptible to references. They don't really catch stuff that's more than a week old or so. None of my friends have that probleminb4 references are bad. They're bad when they don't add anything. They can frequently add more nuance to your answer.
>>26616279
I prefer my relationships to be only through text tyvm
Just being male at all is already a red flag. Testosterone is toxic.
>is "straight edge"
>>26617747
>quiet and shy
got a large kek out of me
>>26617862
as in identifies with the straight edges shit or just doesn't drink or do drugs?
>>26616279
That's normal behavior, but it's stupid behavior. Texting is for swift and detached. If a woman likes you, she wants to hear your fucking voice, you coward. There's a primal, emotional response to it. If you're always avoiding that, not only is she going to swiftly stop caring about you at all (no reinforcement, no pleasure!) she's going to think you're disgusting and fearful.
ITT: Roastie whores nd baitposts
>>26617840
Meh, that's borderline medium, not really skinny. Not really a turn on, but not really a turn off either. Work out a bit and become ottermode and get bitches.
>>26617885
>Work out a bit and become ottermode and get bitches.Fuck that I'm too lazy
>>26617858
What about MtF? You aren't a transphobic shitlord, right?
you faggots are so rused. A simple thread about dude redflags descended into a ratio of fifty sweaty nerds debating the only two real posts in this thread.
Shut the fuck up and learn something.
>>26617358
It's the spinelessness of that Anon which "riles me up", actually.
>>26617391
That's your opinion. I rather a non virgin since I'm a virgin myself, so I can feel less stressful about her having high expectation.
>>26617865
why?
original comment original comment original comment
>>26617891
>tfw fat fuck and aspires to be fit
Please anon. It's not as hard for you as it is for me. If I'm gonna make it you have to make it too.
>>26617891
It really doesn't take much man. Don't have to be Brad Pitt, just get slightly toned. Literally just a few push-ups/sit-ups every other day will do the trick after a while. No need to go to the gym or change your whole lifestyle.
>>26617929
>>26617946
No thanks familams
It's not worth it to me
>>26617914
>Shut the fuck up and learn something.
If you are good looking, you can get away with most of these "red flags."
>>26617969
Yeah, and you aren't good looking, so shut the fuck and learn something you manchild. Life isn't fair.
>>26617969
Good looks help, but if you don't have the desired personality, assets and status, women will still lose interest.
ITT: Unrealistic expectations.
>>26615665
I got ya baby.
>>26617984
Let me rephrase: if you are considered good looking/attractive to a specific women most of these "red flags" will be overlooked,ignored or seen as quirks. At least until the spark is gone.
>>26617997
> personality, assets and status,
Yeah, you are right. All of those go into keeping a relationship going. But looks/build/natural smell/ sound of your voice/etc. are the most important factor in initial physical attraction though. Without that spark, she would just see you as a cool friend.
>>26618074
Let me not rephrase and instead post the exact same thing; yeah, and you aren't good looking, so shut the fuck and learn something you manchild. Life isn't fair.
>>26616647
just take your own life
>>26618088
It doesn't matter what fucking advise you give or if people follow it. If she finds you attractive she ignores "red flags." If she doesn't, she will find any excuse to reject. Personality has nothing to do with getting dates unless you are literally autistic.
>>26617817
>says she doesn't like whites and cartoons
it's not even up for debate, that is literally what happens every saturday morning in her life
>>26616827
and thats a no true scotsman
roastie/insane bitch red flags:
>she has dyed hair other than blonde, brown/dark brown
>her favouirite "hobby" is going clubbing with the girls
>she has a piercing on anything other than her earlobe
>she wears super tight, short clothing
>she swears more than me
>she is a fan of "hip hop" (roastie code for coal burner)
disregard these dogs
>>26616464
fuck, that is too cute anon
>>26617858
You don't know anything about Hormones lmfao
>he says "yep"
You got me there
>he is public about his interest in anime/asian culture
I don't talk about it without reason but if i find someone eith commob interest i won't pass up the convo
>he calls himself a "gamer"
I play video games, so?
>he thinks h3h3 or filthyfrank or jon tron are funny
Who?
>he owns a handheld gaming device
I like to play vidya while being comfy in bed, i dont have it with me at all times
>he constantly talks about how is android is better than iphones
I will silently judge you if you use apple
>he is shorter than me
This is mutual
>this is just the start
Of your roasie life
>>26615604
Who /yuh/ here?
>>26616614
I hereby declare you Lady Autismo
>>26616614
it's like you tried to appeal to the biggest fedora lords
>>26617262
>the literal things a mindless adult watches
Please no
>>26616614
>implying an astronaut would want anything to do with you
>>26617262
>news
Maybe, if you're lazy and want to pretend you're informed you go to 'news'
>sports
Niche interest.
>weather
There's so many different ways of getting to know what the weather is like now that this is just dumb. (unless you like weather girls)
>documentaries
Boring as shit. They teach you nothing new and hardly keep things interesting because they're designed so anyone can grasp it. You should probably realize just how much they repeat themselves and spend time on simple concepts. I like David attenborough though. Usually those tend to be interesting simply due to his voice and that they're so high in production. They're also just pure entertainment, not pretend education.
>>26617747
you are a 20something virgin male who regularly participates in redpill and/or women hate threads.
>>26616484
What about 5ft9 boys
>>26615617
pass
>26615665
pass
>>26616098
fail
>>26616249
wut
>>26616614
kek, fail
>>26617011
fail
>>26617400
fail
>>26616170
Heya brissy boy lets get our dicks wet at the Regatta m8
>>26616192
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU
>he is completely dependent on his mother
>he didn't finish school
>he has no common sense
>he finds things like family guy funny
>he regularly plays video games
>he wants to stay in all the time
>he hates things with no rational reason
>he never splits the bill
>he is morbidly obese (chubby is okay)
>he has a shit diet
>he is/has been in the military
>he's a gook
>he's a communist
>he thinks the U.S. lost the war in Vietnam
>he thinks the war in Vietnam is over
>>26616249
This is true for girls as well. receiving texts always stresses me out and i demand them to be crammed with nothing but information. Fuck those WHORES who would send shit like: Whats up? ;)
>atheist
>doesnt like mobas
>has a messy room
>likes to casually talk about politics
>>26616783
Using giant headphones is way more cringy.
>>26615665
you can tell by all the responses that this triggered the robots
>>26615665
>>he owns a handheld gaming device
Damn, almost....
>I don't have much to offer, but I can make you laugh!
>is religious
>rightwing
>likes sports
>wears cargo shorts
>wears ed hardy/quiksilver/walmartcore clothing
>listens to dubstep
>doesn't play video games
>likes family guy/big bang theory/anything with a laugh track that isnt seinfeld
>swears a lot
>likes gamegrumps
>talks in memes
>likes metal
>he prefers baths to showers
If you're a guy who likes baths, you're either a child or a faggot
>>26620365
well, if I'm not going to have a gf anyways I may as well have a comfy back.
>>26620365
Stfu faggot. Baths are super comfy
>he listens to music regularly
>>26619492
>tfw neutral to mobas
I-Is that alright?
>>26620400
Enjoy being seen as an effeminate little bitch then
>>26616098
Rick an Morty is the best things since sliced bread fuck you
>>26615620
Her being a /r9k/ poster is a red flag
>>26620491
I'm going to do some bath salts just because you said that you little bitch
>>26620600
>also used as a saline laxative
I did... not plan this well
>>26616614
>he likes animals
>he doesn't get into fights
>he doesn't drink
so degenerates who can't think? please an hero
>>26616098
>TFW last one destroys everyone outside of america and other countries that allow guns
Just fuck my shit up
>he is completely dependent on his mother
dad tbqh
>he didn't finish school
yes
>he has no common sense
no
>he finds things like family guy funny
no
>he regularly plays video games
yes
>he wants to stay in all the time
yes
>he hates things with no rational reason
no
>he never splits the bill
yes
>he is morbidly obese (chubby is okay)
no
>he has a shit diet
no
>he is/has been in the military
no
>>26620600
I really wonder how many people have railed that kind of bath salt out of sheer idiocy.
>>26617105
Wow it's almost like you WANT your boyfriend to get beaten up some faggots who are clearly stronger than him
I mean shit i didn't know it was CRIME to not want to get into fights
>an hero pls
>>26615559
>they say "yeah no"
>>26615617
that was harsh
>>26616614
>>26619368
What's with the veteran hate?
>>26616614
>he's a cop, veteran, firefighter, or astronaut
>astronaut
17/17
>"man" who owns a cat as a pet
>>26621675
I got my cat when I was 9 years old, do you expect me to just abandon him out of insecurity?
>>26621709
Its either that pussy or her pussy, fampai
>>26616614
>he's an astronaut
>>26616399
"Lets just put this here"
>>26621709
Don't let that anon rustle you. A cat is an asset to lonely girls so the uglier you are the most effective the cat will be.
>>26617291
> being this bitter about virginity
just tell him your still pure and you only stuck a cucumber in your pee pee hole.
>>26616494
kekd oringal commento nigger
>>26615559
>is not a virgin
>is not white
>has many girl friends
>had a gf before
>goes out a lot
>self diagnoses mental illness
>wears a fedora
>is a weeb
>is a feminist
>wants to sext
>is bisexual
>says "kek" and uses meme arrows outside of 4ch
>drinks
>smokes
>does drugs
>doesnt like cats
>>26619368
pretty decent list if you ask me.
