My porch monkey neighbor is beating the shit out his white wife right now. Should I call the police or let the dindu run amuck?
>>26614456
Let her suffer. She will soon learn her lesson.
Burn the coal pay the toll
it's sad but calling the police will make it much worse for them in the long run because of the legal troubles. businesses won't hire a man with a criminal record.
if you fancy yourself a hero, m8 go over there yourself and calm the situation.
Don't call the police it'll be funny when he kicks your ass next and makes you his new beyoch
>>26614456
>>26614498
Bring a .44 too, just in case.
>>26614498
U srs, m8?
>>26614456
Let her suffer. She deserves it.
>>26614530
yeah. but my situation was different since it was my family and not my neighbors.
It's run amok, retard.
>>26614456
is this even english
>>26614567
Porch monkey is old slang, dindu is new slang, and amuck is a misspelling of amok, which is Malay or some shit.
nah, just chill and enjoy your day
what anime is she from, OP?
>>26614456
If it were me, I would call the cops.
According to National Geographic rules though, you're supposed to let nature run its course.
Your call bruh.
>>26614456
never white knight. if she really wanted to leave, she'd leave
no OP, don't be a captain save-a-ho. just pretend you have a BLACKED scene being filmed nextdoor.
>>26614456
I once had a situation like this, couldn't tell if my neighbors were fucking or if the wife was getting beaten. To be safe I called the cops... right after jacking off.
>>26614632
hibike euphonium, silly
>>26614729
Fucking nice one kek
