Weirdest thing you've ever done to get off.
>put jelly sleeve toy inside of a thermos
>roll the thermos in one end of yoga mat
>grip the mat and fuck it doggystyle
>stick finger in butt whilst working it til I climax
>mfw
Right now you go.
>>26613989
Have sex with a woman who then got pregnant. Then she blew me and swallowed so I basically fed my unborn child my semen.
>>26613989
Lathered up lotion between the cushions of a cheap leather couch and fucked it.
>>26614042
>origcommenblox desu senpai
>>26613989
Either
a.) Autofellated and/or masturbated into my own mouth, while sticking a gloved index finger into my ass (age 14 or 15)
or
b.) Contracting an STD from a Craigslist slut, who I later learned was a crackhead (age 26).
>>26614078
k den
>original comment
>>26614143
Which std?
>plz say herpes
Peanut butter + dog
>>26614212
Chlamydia or gonorrhea. Or both.
idfk
>>26614271
>>26614271
this tah bee honest fampai
>>26614122
Not going to lie. The fact that she wanted to drain my balls into her mouth and all that it entailed was so hot that when I thought about it I blew immediately.
