*licks wagie*
Still here. Still learning NEETbux off your hours.
oh neet pepe answer me this please
how does one get the neetbux like you do
>>26613690
Be born in a commonwealth country.
America? You're fucked, pal.
>>26613690
well you have to be a memeber of the upper class.
i myself was a wagecuck for years before seeing the light.
>>26613719
so get a job, work long enough to be eligible for unemployment?
>>26613719
>well you have to be a memeber of the upper class.
Lol no, I'm from a middle class family and I got neetbux because I had a well documented history of mental illness and learning disabilities.
You are just a spoiled little nepotistic rich shit. As such you are a normie and need to gtfo of this board.
>>26613719
The upperclass cannot be robots. Please leave you show-off faggot.
>>26613795
Elliot was literally a richfag
>>26613823
He is an exception because he killed other rich-fags.
>>26613854
>exception to fit my narrative cuz i'm a retarded wagecuck
this is what you sound like right now
>>26613719
So you're not actually getting NEETbuxx, you were just born rich.
>>26613895
>exception to fit my narrative
No he earned his stripes by killing other rich fags. That is a rule I have always held true to. If you are from a cancerous group of people but snap, and then go and kill other people from your cancerous group of people you have redeemed yourself.
>cuz i'm a retarded wagecuck
Not even senpai.
>>26613969
no wagecuck. i get ssdi. plenty to live on and save every month.. with no work!
>>26613778
WAGEKEKS BTFO ORIG NIG
>>26613664
Thisshows how appreciative we are of wagecuck's hard work. These NEETbux don't grow on trees, after all.
>>26615500
This is an 18+ board kiddo
>>26615549
Awww widdle waggie gonna cwyy?
>>26615626
Lose weight before you reply again
Wake up at midnight rested and fresh
Strip blotched sheets from muh greasy flesh
Scrolls of skin roll down my sides
Hope the neighbor doesn't mind
If I greet the moon with my pale behind!
>>26615688
Gonna cwyy? Hmmmm?
>>26613664
I don't know this feel
robot9023
>>26615688
I had a fresh salmon salad for dinner... Courtesy of you, wagecuck. Found this local place that accepts my EBT card for prepared food.
>>26615874
>EBT card
lol just like an abo. How does it feel, abo?
>>26615904
How does it feel to live off your tax dollars and have every second of every day belong to myself? Have the luxury of being able to use this time to study investing, mathematics, piano? Being able to focus on self improvement and the finer things in life? All courtesy of your hard work while I sit here in bliss? Pretty damn good, actually. Thanks for asking, wagecuck.
>>26616018
>It feels salty
gotcha , thanks
>tfw wagecuck
>tfw so used to waking up early that I woke up at 6:30 am on a Saturday
just fucking kill me already
>>26616059
You are very welcome, wagecuck. If you'd do me one favor though it would be much appreciated: make sure to get extra rest this weekend! Remember, the more productive our economy is, the more tax dollars are generated! These tax dollars are used by us NEETs of course to fund our lavish lifestyles.
>>26613823
Have you even read Elliot's manifesto? Fucking normies like you disgust me. He was rich during his young years, but because his dad fucked up with his retarded Christian films that never sold anything he became middle class fairly fast. For a person who grew up rich and felt like it'd be a way to get him laid, to going middle class and being socially autistic and not going any of the puss. That's what happened with Elliot Rodger, now get off my board.
>>26616059
>Projecting
Kek mate wagie.
>tfw women can be neets and still enjoy 6k a month
I just wanna be a housewife ;_;
tfw work 50 hours a week and earn just 12.95 a hour
tfw live with family that's tight knit and got each other's back
tfw live in a super comfy house big enough for my family and gf that I'll own in 10 years
tfw gf that lives with me as well that I wake up to every morning
tfw can afford nice things I want because my family and gf all work a job and all chip in
tfw have friends I can hang out with after work or on days off
tfw I wake up every morning and know I'm building a kingdom through hardwork
tfw meeting new people every day which can lead to numerous opportunities
tfw I come onto r9k to remind myself 6 years ago I was 21, neet, a virgin, friendless, had no job experience and living off my parents and decided to get a job
tfw I'm a wagecuck
>>26616443
>tfw work 50 hours a week and earn just 12.95 a hour
>27
put that at the end senpai, makes your post seem like a joke
>Tfw I make more money than wage cucks
>Tfw under the table
Results?: I dont support NEETS nor anyone leeching off of "muh tax payerz muniez"
Instead, I get everything I want for barely working
I had a $48 dinner today, not including the drinks I bought for myself and a couple of ladies that said I have nice eyes and asked if I go the gym and if Im vegan because of the restaurant I was at AND I HAVE EBT
You're garbage REEEEE
>>26616018
I'd like to know how it feels to type out all of those things you're not actually doing?
There must be a special sort of delusion going on to create such a rich and vivid fantasy world when your reality is living in poverty in your childhood bedroom.
>>26616505
It's crap pay for sure but I was a fuck up most of my life with just a ged, they hired me right away and now I just operate machines. Cleared 30k last year which isn't horrible. There's a few spots in this company which top out around 25 an hr which I can aim for or go for something better outside the company.
I'm always trying to improve. Can't beat that attitude.
>>26613664
>still learning
Did you mean EARNING? No wonder you can't get a job.
>>26616512
The thing is, taxes don't create money, they destroy it. Meanwhile, productivity creates room for deficits to create money (without driving inflation). If you really want to feel like you aren't subsidizing NEETs though you're in luck, because the economy has an incredibly large amount of slack, so whatever you do doesn't really impact things one way or the other. You're actually subtly helping matters by not paying taxes, because we need larger deficits, so your consumption expenditures staying in circulation longer is for the best.
>>26616602
but 50 hours? m8 you won't be young for much longer
>>26613664
>I have all the time in the world!
>I have a SEVEN day weekend
>I can learn a language, study philosophy, learn a new instrument, explore the world
>wakes up at 5:30 pm
>to late to do anything other than go into MS paint and copy your favourite pepe and wojack and draw in a tongue
>Wagies BTFO
Man... if only I had time to modify and create speciality memes.
>>26616729
> if only I had time
The plight of the wagecuck.
>>26616729
But if he has unlimited free time and no obligations what difference does it make when he wakes up?
>>26616698
Yeah, I know that all too well. The job I have is more mental stress than physical and the OT is optional, but I'm not going to be in a factory forever. Was considering tradeschool while working fulltime. Gotta use what's left of my youth to my advantage eh?
>>26616443
Y'all are living the dream, don't let any motherfucker tell you different.
>>26616769
Wagecucks literally can't comprehend what it's like to live free.
>>26616729
Imagine all the weird sex toys OP bought with his daddy bux...
>>26616687
GTFO this post is too intelligent for a NEET thread
>>26616679
Because he made a minor typo?
>>26616790
I used to live that lifestyle. In my early 20's when I was neet and about to throw my life away and apply for neetbux i felt a void deep inside of me, one that the illusion of video games, anime, porn, gadgets and fast food couldnt satisfy anymore. I read a few inspirational posts here on r9k that actually inspired me to get out there and become a normie which saved my life in my opinion. OP If you aren't some faggot who's pretending to be a delusional neet, there's still a chance for you to get out there and be productive. Even if you can't work get out there and volunteer, do something. I promise you'll feel good.
>>26616991
this is a wagecuck in real life top kek
>I make these threads sometimes and I'm a wageslave
>>26617020
I pray for you anon, and I'm not even religious. Just remember when the depression and suicidal thoughts kick in there's help out there for you. No matter how disgusting or pathetic you may feel you can still get out there and be normal.
>>26617061
why? looking at this thread neets aren't fun shitposting partners at all.
it's so fucking one sided
>>26617108
>implying NEETs are the ones doing the baiting
A wageslave knows his own kind better than anyone else and how to push those wagey buttons.
>>26617135
the real problem is still the one sidedness
>>26615549
>>26615688
>>26616059
>>26616729
WAGE RAGE WAGE RAGE WAGIE RAGIE RAGIE WAGIE KEKUCKEKUCKEKUCKEKkek
>>26617166
wagecucs do get btfo every time
>>26617135
It's my personal goal to save neets from a lifestyle which eventually leads to depression and suicide, I'm going to start a neets anonymous group to help them integrate into society so they know what being a man feels like. I want them to know what it feels like to fuck some good pussy and smoke dank weed with snoop dogg and shoot wild turkeys from the back of a Chevy pickup going 5 mph while jerking off.
>>26617220
Save them from what? Not having to work a huge chunk of your life away to make someone else money?
>>26616991
>be productive it will feel satisfying
But why ? How does working 8 hours a day doing the same repetitive boring thing or being stressed out because of deadlines and other shit ever feel satisfying ?
I'm not even a NEET, but I don't understand your shit logic, the only thing you'll make is more money. How the fuck does more money even help when you're a social recluse who spends his life inside his house ? It's not even that much money, especially if you're from a shitty country.
>>26617220
>fuck some good pussy
Aka pay for better prostitutes while still being miserable and fuck them in a hurry because the next day you have to wake up at 6am to go lick your boss's nuts.
>>26617244
Get out there get a job where you can learn life skills, experience new and cool things, learn how to push yourself and discover how much you are capable of. Or just stay home all day and become someone who dies alone with nobodie who cares about you. Neetlife is appealing to a certain extent, try owning your own home, nice luxury car, going out to eat at a nice restaurant with real friends or an actual girlfriend (not your mom or an escort) you met from going out and doing something living off neetbux. Ain't happening bud.
>>26617312
I guess it depends on the job you get but the jobs I had helped me get over my social awkwardness and netted me some damn good friends, gf's and gave me a sense of self worth that I channeled into motivation to do more better things.
>>26617401
>mfw neet
>mfw eat better than you
>mfw have gf and a boy on the side
>mfw have my own place
Lmaoing at your life
>>26617537
>mfw have gf and a boy on the side
Well that's an unexpected twist for a neet thread.
>>26617537
>I live in a little energy efficient box apartment and spend all of my government check on takeout food and give my gf and bf money so I can have sex with them.
>>26617620
Cuteboys are cute, the gf likes to watch and tease him. Submissive boys a god tier
>>26617634
>take out food
I'd never put that filth into my body, I eat only fresh food from farmers markets and meats from local butchers. Also, my gf gives me money because she has a richfag dad
>>26617689
is he a twink? do you dom him?
>tfw you're on support bucks for legitimate reasons
>unable to work fulltime
>tfw you wish you were able to make enough money part-time to avoid being a partial leech
I do like the amount of spare time I have now, but when I tried the whole NEET life while living with my parents still, every day was boring and no-lifing, doing nothing of any use what so ever.
Even now I tend to waste a fair amount of my time as I don't have the proper motivation and self-discipline to actively work on my interests. Finding a new job with more hours but still part-time, preferably paying more than minimum wage and preferably pushing the support bucks to a bare minimum will be difficult as I lack proof of competence and whatnot, leaving only grunt-work and brainless jobs for me to be eligible for.
It's kind of funny seeing people posting these kinds of bait threads, claiming how they can do all these awesome self-improvement things, yet here they are shitposting and raging on 4chins the majority of their time. The saddest thing is there are a few who are not ironic shitposting or blatantly trolling but actually believe what they claim.
>>26617793
I guess you would call him more of a femboy and my gf and I dom him.
>bondage
>orgasm denial
>chastity
>light abuse
>'forced' feminisation
Things like that usually.
Really love it when my gf degrads him by making him wear her skirts and blouses, makes me ravenously hot seeing a cuteboy degraded in such a way.
>>26613707
>America? You're fucked, pal.
Unless you are black. Otherwise getting those NEETbux is like playing the lottery.
>>26617537
>Be NEET
>Be on housing program
>Economy crashes
>Mass exodus of normie wage slaves from my town
>Normies getting BTFO by free falling housing prices
>Homeless people getting put in private 1br apartments to fill vacancies
>I am one of the first
>mfw I live in a neighborhood surrounded by million dollar+ homes
>mfw there is an Olympic quality running track within walking distance
>mfw surrounded by beautiful hiking trails and pristine nature
Patrician life.
Wage slaves on suicide watch.
>>26613664
the neetbux won't fill the void, you have leave the cacoon some time
>tfw just got my gold plated 757 today all courtesy of the wagecucks tax dollars
Considering running for president with all this money I'm getting from Wagecucks. I'd run under the NEET party and promise gibsmedats to all NEET's and to make sure the wagecucks work harder
>>26616512
I used to get paid under the table at a job in a diner once. It was nice having tax free money but there were times where I was getting shorted and getting fucked on pay. Of course you can't really sue them because then the government is going to want to charge you back taxes because you didn't fund their perpetual wars or Shillary's campaign.
This thread makes me feel good about my life. Sure, I just started the full time life, but $23 an hour, low rent, and ridiculous amounts of time off make life pretty nice.
We should stop doing this.
If we keep btfoing wagecucks, their blood pressure levels will permanently be raised and they won't be able to wake up early for work in the morning! Two more hours of sleep, wagies.
>>26617873
Does he ever get to fuck your gf?
Does she peg him?
How did you start off the arrangement?
>>26616018
Lol every neet always says this, they spend their time doing fine art, learning languages etc when in reality they didn't get out of bed till 4pm due to their crippling depression and will spend the day masturbating, watching anime and playing computer games.
The government only give you tax dollars because they know you will die early from your sedentry lifestyle or kill yourself out of boredom before drain society too much.
>>26618682
> muh projection
Fuck your gay poetry, time for some old school rap Yo yo yo neet cucks ain't got no luck, staying home even though they grown. Living off mommy cause Tommy can't get enough rommy. Jerkin his dick to some ugly spic on his computer cause he has no future. When daddy dies the neet says goodbye cause now he works at gamestop oh fuck. The neet is weeping, wishing he was sleeping, can't afford tendies cause he has no spendies. He's finally home all alone, no one to see, no one to hold. The neet lays in bed, wishing he was dead, he closes his eyes, this is goodbye. NEETcuck sleeping, his alarm clock beeping, back to gamestop, there's no other stop
Bitches
>mfw don't pay taxes
You ain't getting a dime off me neets
To everyone saying NEETs are depressed losers etc... Do you feel the same way about people who are retired, or independently wealthy, or live off passive income? There is no difference between a NEET and someone who lives off rental income or stock dividends. In fact, NEETs have time to study the market and investing, and can multiply their NEETbux by many orders of magnitude. People who are retired were wagecucks for 40 years and now live off passive income and interest just like the NEET. The NEET simply skipped the wagecuck part and went straight to retirement, on wagecuck's dime of course. This is the TRUTH that wagecucks will deny.
>>26613664
>tfw no tense bf that just got back from job
>tfw i will never give him a slow relaxing back massage
haha
wagies on suicide watch
>>26619440
>*lick*
mmmmmm
>>26613664
I aspire to be a wagecuck, but since I'm at a very prestigious university, hopefully I'll get a well paying investment banking job.
>>26613664
>mfw trust fund babby
>mfw ive on div and interest
Got an average of ~$1200/month without taking in capital gains.
Neetbux and trustbux is surely the best way to live our short lives.
>>26619403
NO!!! SHUT UP!!! My existence as a wagecu.. err I mean contributing member of society... Is contingent on the belief that NEETs are losers! Don't you dare destroy my delusions!!!
>>26613664
Thisis what I drink with my tendies.
