FRIDAY NIGHT OMEGLE GENERAL
AS IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
>tags
r9k omegler9k r9komegle
Who's the biggest cuck on omegle r9k?
>>26611193
is my waifu on?
anyone else think it's a bit weird that a elliot rodger AND adam lanza look-alike are on r9k?
>>26611535
Me I am (I am Kiki)
>>26611535
me probably
>>26611535
The thirsty beta guy that awkwardly disconnects after telling you to fuck off.
>>26611598
It's a conspiracy.
>>26611193
anyone on text?
>>26611988
Looks like the bot is here.
>>26611598
>>26611920
This guy? http://logs.omegle.com/a4373e5
>>26611193
Who ever that fucker is who doesnt talk, I hate you.
As well as the imgur link fag.
>>26612062
Thirsty man, very impatient
My internet just pooped out when I was talking about something I was working on with googlkedocs. If the guy imn talking to is here, could you let me know. I feel like shit for that.
bump
omegleblox
No one responds lmao
>tfw that androgynous looking qt with the glasses and her friend bully you
where is norway-pal?
does he still go on?
>>26613431
which one?
tord?
>>26613466
yeah, i have him on skype but i don't want to message him
>>26613116
Come back pls
>>26613559
no
i quit
i have low self confidence anyways, after she bullied me for my eye brows i got anxiety
>>26611535
kikuo
>>26613559
>>26613116
whats her name?
i blackbox and never talk, but she is mt waifu
>>26613116
i am her gf
lf soccerfag joey where are u
i always get skipped for not showing my face
but if i showed my face i'd get called an attn whore
better just kill meself
>>26613671
pic to confirm?
why do you browse my board?
"did you watch the latest clifford episode last night"
>>26613116
>qt
Why do you gotta lie anon.
>>26614016
>he doesn't like androgynous girls
schlonged
>>26611535
I think this guy.
>>26614236
def, can confirm.
>>26614047
>he likes androgynous girls
low-test beta cuck 3 inch penis male manlet detected
>>26614047
I bet you like masculine clits too
>>26614336
>>26614348
yes and?
no bully
>>26611193
Video button wont load. Anyone had experienced this before?
>>26614385
man chin
literally all i can get is the feet faggot spammer
wtf
>>26614434
who cares?
its 2016
tfw you're shorter than your 6'1 gf
/keybro/ is there
>>26614576
hi tjere
SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME
PLEASE I WANT TO DIE
>>26614603
How you want to die?
>>26614677
if dubs i get some powercord and livestream my suicide
>>26614603
noooo, don't do ittttt
kek
fuck oscar
>>26614441
on text?
this always happens when people posts omegle threads on r9k
who here /emmanuel poster/???
>>26614692
So chocking then? Im down with it but only if you dig your own grave first.
>>26614753
>>26614745
>>26614742
>>26614693
>>26614692
>>26614677
>>26614603
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
PLEASE FUCK YOU U
FUCK YOUR FUCKING SHTI TRHEAD AFUCK YOU FUCKIN YOU FUCKNG YOUOASDAUSDUSDFUSDFAUOSDUAG
>>26614770
>So chocking then?
no hanbing uou stupid fuckig nigger
>>26614790
Something tormenting you anon?
>>26614826
yes life please lkil; m,e
eveevery thing is acwul
>>26614865
If you are the same anon than before, i >>26614677
>>26614770
kinda offered. I just though asking the way you wanna go would be polite but yet again, you dig your own grave.
i thought I killed these threads
this anon is a right killjoy
crikey, he's still here after a year
>>26614919
please come and obelnd iop m,y brain please
>>26614973
ayy lmao its me
a short turkish man looking for a french gf he'll never find
I recognize this swedish fucker from his facial hair
>>26615022
try the france tag
this anon was once conned by a child who offered to be his gf. He lost 400 dollars to her
do any girls wanna talk to me.
>>26615097
>conned
This guy is by far the most creepy guy on omegle.
this anon i do not know, I can only tell the secrets of those I know about.
>>26614973
>>26614991
>>26615022
>>26615056
>>26615097
>>26615157
ur a cool kid matey
>>26615097
well, he told me he had five girlfriends lined up all waiting to fly to visit him.
please share the story.
this anon lives in a cabin of some sort
>>26615197
is that meant to be me?
>>26615228
>date] [Auto] No new posts
hey mom, i'm on the internet!
>>26615097
vyro looks rough
who's on rn?
.jjjh
wheres banana sheriff at mang
anon prepping for surgery emo style
Y'all are some spazzy niggas,
>>26615424
what are those colored uteri behind her?
>>26615097
i used to bully this guy and then feel bad about it
but he never reacts, i think he likes it
>>26615478
these are mushrooms
tirteen
this anon is a god. bow before him
>>26615493
those are different kinds of flowers in different developmental stages. i study biology
>>26615424
whos this progenitor impregnator
Somebody's tossing this around on the r9k tag
>>26615424
she looks so FAMILIAR
i swear she's been posted before
does anyone have uncovered ones?
You know I'm perpetually surprised that you people actually use the video chat. Doesn't seems to line up with robotery.
karate kid joins the fray
>>26615552
sorry but they're mushrooms
is text chat even worth trying anymore??
Stranger: nigga ill fuck you in the ass
You: doubt it
You: haha, but, oh well!
You: are you really???
Stranger: and wont have the common courtesy to give you a reach around
>>26616222
wait, what does a reach around even mean?
damn
what is the fucking matter with you
no wonder robots kill normals
"wanna toothpick anon?"
Someone tell me of a webcam emulator that won't get detected by Omegle. It can detect Manycam
>>26615424
She was the only one who stayed and chatted with me, everyone else just skips me in miliseconds ;_;
got a new waifu lads
>>26616439
shut the fuck up. i always talk to everyone. you're just saying that because you're a beta orbiter faggot that only cares about female attention.
fucking kill yourself. you're everything wrong with the world.
bagman on the prowl
another half masked man on the prowl
>>26616480
Maybe we haven't crossed yet but everyone excluding has skipped me almost immediately. I cant even get to greet blackboxes since they boot me in no time
>>26616440
reminder that if she hasn't asked to see your nipples she doesn't think you're attractive enough
>>26616486 thats clothman to you nigger
anon fell asleep
>>26615465
gtfo of here you pathetic trip. Your instagram disgusts me i hope you rot in hell
>>26615097
I spoke with this guy a few days ago. I joked about how skinny we both were and he told me he was suicidal. I wanted to talk to him so I asked him why and he just disconnected :(
Fine anon, whatever >:|
anon is getting his braces out soon
>>26616680
>>26616680
stfu you're nothing but normie scum
>>26616731
delete this mr. b
>>26613741
I don't show my face either. Don't listen to those normalfags on there who make you feel bad for it.
>>26613741
Attention-whore for what? Going on r9k and not being fat?
>>26616835
>>26613741
show your fucking faces faggots. that's what the cam is for. otherwise go to text mode, nobody wants you shitting up the cams.
>>26616957
I would go to text but there is currently a bot there.
where are all the text chatters there are only bot in there
>>26617156
Go to the video section. It's bot free. Unless you're on mobile, in which case you're fucked.
Can you autists stop skipping black boxes? Only normies show their faces on the internet.
>>26616609
qt
original comeomeoment
stay thirsty you faggot
http://logs.omegle.com/99e06bc
>>26617775
You're the one BTFO there. He played you like a clown.
>>26617844
It's you. I knew you were a guy the whole time.
>tfw air force anon cut out
We had a good chat man, I'm gonna miss you. Don't drink too much ;-;7
>>26617919
a true aussie that man
>text chat only has bots in it
>can't use video on mobile or laptop because of server connection issues or some shit
>haven't talked with a bot in months
>>26618013
talked with a robot*
get on vidchat justin bieber is on
I have never met someone of equal intelligence to me.
I miss Him so much...omfg.
>>26618238
jus saw him
>>26618238
are you the 14 year old girl he banged?how does an autist like dangies have any game, im scared and confused
FUCK OFF IMGUR POSTING PRICK, NOBODY WANTS TO EMAIL YOU
>>26618407
>how can have game
he has no jawline but he's semi-sorta attractive so you have that
>>26618238
>dangies60 filename
considering how narcissistic dangies is and that dangies has at least 40000 selfies of himself making that same face at that same angle, im forced to assume that you are dangies
>>26611193
Thanksgiving omegle tier list
>>26618596
That one guy in the second row down and third to the right looks like a turtle.
When you will never be the true attention slut of omegle, nudes inc
Hehe can you say mass rez?
Tbh friends they were a bit disappointing :(
Pep nips on such small boobs RIP
>>26618696
>>26618701
>>26618707
damn thanks for the 1080p panorama
>>26618696
Remember never be a whore
>>26611193
reminded of why i stopped going to omegle within 30 seconds of going there
>>26614385
that is an ass i wouldnt mind in prison
>>26618696
>>26618701
>>26618707
Nice pictures for ants you fucking retarded faggot
>>26618596
These faces are all so diverse, yet they all have the same expression. That utterly emotionless, soulless, painful and empty look. The girls try to hide it.
post more omegle charts
>>26619675
heres the original tiers one family
>>26615513
this anon is a faggot
>>26620010
how so anon? tell us why
>qt british boi cut his hair
why did you have to laugh at him? half the cuteness is gone now :(
To the people whining about the feet spammer. The guy is an infamous /vp/ shitposter named Bui. Ironically, he's a shitposter but also has a shit fetish. I'm in one of the /v/ groups on Steam, and one time he posted that he wanted to eat someone's poop. He also spammed /v/ one time with "I want to lick Yooka's feet!" Yooka being a character from the upcoming game Yooka Laylee. This is just something you have to deal with with this autist. I think he posts on 2x4chan's /furry/ board now.
>>26620010
no hes my bf and hes really qt fuck you anon
Come on guys get in here I want to compare dicks with a qt trap
>tfw I easily have the biggest dick out of anyone in this thread
how can I relate to you mere peasants
>>26621679
hhow big are you anon??
>>26622633
7x5.5cockblox
>>26622697
I have a bigger dick than you and everyone tell me I look like a twink.
Step up your game.
>>26622784
y lie
>>26622828
Exactly, why lie?
How would I actually benefit from making things up on a cambodian theatre discussion forum?
>>26622884
y Iie?
>>26622697
I'm 7.5x5. I'd trade length for girth to make it more aesthetically pleasing.
>>26622922
what you claimed is exactly as valid as what I did
If you speak the truth then why would I not?
>>26615022
>play simfarm as a youth
>in simfarm, the pigs sound like 'wee, wee, wee'
>french girls say 'oui, oui, oui' when fucking
>mfw i'll fuck french women
>>26615424
IS THAT HER
IS THAT YOU
>>26619727
>dat blond
>dat girl with the fan
>the girl with the glasses and drink
pls kill me
>>26624390
>6
Where's the chart with all the numbers?
>>26614413
Try going into text and then into video from there
>>26624390
Sorry but no
oc oc oc
>>26625062
i never got rid of the folder
ill keep the flame alive lads
>got laughed at by some normie whore from Denmark who basically told me to fuck off so that she could skype with Chad
I hate this place so goddamned much.
>>26624390
Post the chart where this was from.
I haven't seen it yet.
Does anyone do video?
I'm scared
>>26624548
say no more famo
>>26625861
God I'm so irrelevant
Feels bad man
fucking normans trying to get gfs god damn
Good talk friends.
Have a kit kat.
>>26625861
do you have the chart this>>26624390
was from?
>>26627118
l do not
>tfw no bear bf
life is nothing short but a cruel joke
>>26627178
>GIVE ME YOUR ATTENTION NAO
>I'M JUST KILLING TIME TILL I MEET CHAD
gtfo roasties.
>>26627118
>>26627118
i'll post it if you pay me.
>>26627214
no thanks, don't feel like getting scammed
>tfw no qt gfs on atm tbqhwyf
i spy pizza hut wageslave
>>26627913
>>26627908
>>26627214
>>26627201
>>26627182
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOYOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU
PLEASE COME BACK TO ME 6 I THINKI OF YOU EVERY DAY
>>26611535
defintiely this guy senpai
>tfw elliot never responds to you
>>26628285
This ugly fucker is so dumb he literally cannot put his glasses on properly, theyre at a fucking thirty degree angle at best. Or it might just be that his shitty fucking face is so poorly structured that his eyes are like that naturally
>>26627908
i'm a man of my word.
>>26628313
he played me some nice tunes on the guitar recently
>>26628285
>cuck
>literally talks to girls all day on various social networks.
ok the delusional is kicking in.
>>26628368
This beta autist is so stupid he doesn't realize I keep my glasses like that cause I know it annoys the shit out of people. I literally am getting a new pair next week but I'll continue to wear my shitty ones just to fuck with you. : ^ )
jimmies = rustled
>>26628413
This motherfucker had to shrink my penis just so it would look smaller. It's a sad day for r9k a sad day.
Anyways, going for my mile walk started a protein fruit and vegetable diet and hitting the gym next weekend. Getting to 200 pounds then bulking up. Then I'll come back on omegle skinny as fuck ready to steal all your bitches again.
>>26629049
Another thing I even had some maybe even most r9kers on my dick at one point I literally had to tell them to shoo. I only like stacies hence kik snapchat instagram all that shit is what I use. : ^ )
Also whenever I post in a thread it gets pruned so... prepare for that aswell no more omegle threads for you once again!!! (why do you think when I left they came back)
I do everything to rustle r9kers jimmies not combed hair, fresh shirt but crooked ass glasses, smiling all the time showing true happiness, showing my ex girlfriends, showing my current girlfriends, literally having more money and more intelligence than them, stealing r9k girls, dissing r9k girls. And when I get skinny in 3-6 months cause I'll be at the gym for 1-2 hours a day treadmilling. I'll be back on omegle and I will make fun of you retards even more.
>>26629049
>>26629073
>>26629124
Ignore KBC posts, hide KBC threads.
A conanpost is the single and only appropriate response.
;^)
>>26629145
>british golden brown
>is a nigger
dont make me laugh
>>26614236
no he's based fuck off m8
>inb4 I'm him
>>26618596
>>26619727
>>26625861
im never in any of these charts
>tfw invisible
>>26629145
Yeah too bad conan is in on this little "scheme" I have him added on skype and we literally use that chart to make fun of r9kers. Hell, I even contributed into the making of that chart for him.
Sad world for betas. :(
Another thing you can't hide me why do you think the janitors prune every thread I post in?
Because they know how powerful I am
How I utterly shit on you betas
The only hopes you have to being protected is literal janitors without them I could shitpost all day and cause all you betas to shoot up your respective local schools.
>>26629204
>autistic white kid who lives in a basement
>is white in 2016 aka being cucked and getting no girls of his own race
yeah, okay
>>26629233
Too bad you're just a joke aka a prank bro.
>>26629240
I literally created a chart ages ago that put everyone in it and I kept adding people too by request. I'm not making them anymore cause obviously I have more of a life now but you can. : ^ )
>>26629240
i know that feel
this is an original comment
>>26618596
Dam I'm looking hella jewish
>>26629268
>wants self worth from a group of autistic manchildren.
Your priorities are really fucked now that I think about it... :(
Also dangies isn't a fucking chad he preys on young underaged girls and looks like a 30 year old manchild this is why white guys can't be "chads" in 2016. The word chad doesn't even exist all I see is tyrone tyrone tyrone and beta whites. : ^ )
>>26629290
No one gives a fuck if your self worth is a fucking chart on r9k kill yourself rn.
Theres always a spambot on text fucking Benoit yourself
time for metal and day drinking. hope I don't get skipped too much
>>26629263
Niggerboy, I feel so bad for you you're a prime example of cognitive dissonance. Please leave for your mental health.
>>26629368
Tell me what kind of shirt you are wearing so i can skip you on sight.
>>26629432
>not knowing what samson looks like
N E W F A G
E
W
F
A
G
>>26629483
>thinking i deal with tripfags
what is anonymize?
>>26629432
long greasy hair. looks like typical metalhead.
>>26629381
>r9ker
>therapist
Choose one you can't diagnose shit when you're autistic yourself silly manchild.
I notice when you're doing normal things r9kers call you insane. When you do crazy shit like they do you're normal. Then they wonder why they don't get any girls... Hmm...
>>26629233
I agree, he's a pretty cool guy. At least he'll actually stop and talk to you unlike 70% of the desperate faggots on r9k omegle.
>>26629818
>not sitting around and making fun of r9kers like a real nigga
You're doing it wrong, all of you autists.
>>26629870
Also if you don't want random faggots enter this in google chrome's console
window.COMETBackend.prototype.stopLookingForCommonLikes = function(){};
>>26629895
Huh? What does that do?
>>26629870
I'll give you credit where it's due, you always stop to talk too and don't just skip all the time. Of course, you're also a huge mentally ill faggot so I just skip you instead.
>>26629233
Nah hes just a beta
>>26629924
You won't get connected with people who have no common tags. Everytime you go on omegle you need to tell your console this function. You don't have to copy paste it all the time, just once. Next time you just have to press the up-arrow key and the command should be there and then you press enter.
>>26629263
>yeah, okay
lol
mad
>>26629924
It makes you not be able to see random people and only people on that interest.
>>26629941
>r9ker
>says I'm mentally ill
You aren't a therapist you're an r9ker stay in your autistic lane kid not everyones autistic like you.
>>26630049
Says the person whos jimmies are rustled hence the word nigger. : ^ )
>>26629768
Relax senpai you need to accept reality. Not cuz I'm being mean. You don't get girls. You're large and unkempt looking. You probably have not gotten laid. These are facts. People will be way more mean to you here and you'll go full seppuku.
Cognitive dissonance is believing your own narrative so much that you discredit what is actually reality. Sit the fuck down you mentally ill faggot I'll bring up screenshots.
just stop replying to the fucking nigger, he'll stop eventually
there are literally two people on text chat, the roastie spamming imgur links and the basement dweller who won't even speak to people behind the safety of his monitor.
>>26630151
You'll bring up screenshots of me literally trolling r9k girls into believing I actually love them? Oh fuck man. I've posted several proofs of girls calling me sexy, my ex girlfriends, my ex girlfriends nudes, and logs of my ex saying she came 3 times cause of me. Hell, even one of my ex's shitposted on here talking shit about me.
Also you call me mentally ill but you sit here all day doing nothing productive. Me on the other hand I have tons of money in my bank, I get tons of girls at one point I was talking to 20+ girls a DAY on various social networks. Which I showed proof of to people on omegle r9k and r9kers privately. I literally just tell girls on here I like them cause it's funny and cause they're beta girls easy to fuck with just like it's easy to fuck with you. So go ahead show screenshots of me using the same pickup line I use for every r9k girl "ur so beautiful ur my soulmate!!1" yadadada all that bullshit.
tl;dr: you're a unproductive autist who thinks he's a therapist meaning you have cognitive dissonance. : ^ )
>>26630154
>being this rustled
Sad day for r9kers bruh
Come back senpai
>>26630251
dude, can you calm down? nobody really cares.
>>26629895
kbc useful for once.
>>26630108
>Says the person whos jimmies are rustled hence the word nigger.
lol id think your jimmies are the ones rustled.
i only stated the facts
you cant be british if youre a nigger lol
kek did you really make that picture of you yourself lol
how fucking pathetic
>those beady little eyes
>fat ugly nose
>blotchy brown skin
>hair looks like pubes
KEK
its ok senpai ill sell you some of my sperm so you can have cute blond white 6ft tall babies
>>26614413
use text like literally everyone else in this thread who isnt normie you mongoloid
>>26630367
>implying I'm upset
I'm literally utterly making you buttblasted and you tell me to calm down? LMAO
>>26630383
>implying your own race wants white guys
Your women literally turn you away for some BBC it's scientifically proven.
Just like it's scientifically proven mixed babies are cuter.
But don't worry autist I'll send you some of my BBC to your mother so you can have a mixed stepchild.
>>26630453
only superautists use text retard.
>>26618013
>text chat only has bots in it
did you only try once? it's mostly real people
>>26630477
>only superautists use text
yeah, we're on /r9k/, that's the idea
>>26630507
No retard, r9k wasn't created for autistic people that's wizardchan r9k was intended for original topics and original conversation which morphed into simple normie problems which morphed into this cancerous shit. So shut the fuck up newfag
>>26618696
Fucking hell all I wanted was to play vidya games with her.
I hope she doesnt hate me ;_;
>>26630534
holy shit
this is pretty great.
So you're 'le ebin oc oldfag'? im so sorry, I didnt know! oh wait, I forgot, not everyone who's been here since the VERY CREATION OF /R9K/ is a complete and utter GOD
If you had any sort of intelligence, you'd either adapt to how /r9k/ currently is, an autistic shithole, OR you could fucking leave and go back to 9gag, the only place that doesn't discourage 'le new oc maymays guise! xD'
And furthermore, don't call me a fucking newfag, 'chad', I doubt a 'newfag' could get voted into this fucking position
TL;DR you are the cancer killing not only /r9k/, but 4chan as a whole
>>26630597
No I'm not going to adapt to bullshit because 9gag faggots like you utterly killed my website. I am going to become the black hitler of this website and annihilate all this cancerous bullshit and summon WT Snacks and Moot back. so gtfo and learn rules 1 and 2
newfaggot. And please, go back to wizardchan.
Why are you even here fuck sakes
>>26630645
Don't be boring?
>>26630643
>making snacks references
>making rule references
>BAAAAW BRING MOOT BACK
>killed my website
>hitler joke
Sometimes I love my fucking job
>>26630643
It's funny because you're like 16 or 17 or something.
>>26630692
its funny because he's unironically saying he's a chad oldfag which is the equivalent to saying you're a sexy rectum
>>26630679
You do it for free remember autist?
>>26630692
I'm 18 nice try faggot
>>26630725
So you're saying a chad can't find this website through other people when he was bored on a chatbox one day? Wrong he can. >being this buttblasted though over being a newfag
Sometimes I love rustling autists. : ^ )
>>26630746
if you're some normalfag browsing here you should be busy on /b/ looking at 'le shocking content'. once again, calling someone an autist on /r9k/ means literally nothing. And finally, yes I DO do it for free :^) but I volunteered because people were VOTING for it, plus unlike the hotpocket guzzler i dont need to hide all the fucking time.
i like to suck big white cock and let the white bull impregnate my little sister right in front of me while i fap as he stretches her nigger pussy open with his thick long white cock
>>26630800
I was on /b/ until some fucking faggot on omegle mentioned the r9k tag to me and I put it as an interest then I finally started to figure out what it was after a few months. Also I don't eat hot pockets I'm on a protein fruit and vegetable diet and I'm going to the gym next weekend aka fat will be gone in 3 months.
>>26630824
>being this rustled because he's a cuck
LMAO
>>26630879
>fat will be gone in 3 months.
let's hope that's true you obese piece of shit.
what the fuck is wrong with Valintina?
>>26630897
what about her?
aids oc
>>26630879
look guise im a tripfag who doesnt use a trip
so basically just a fag
>>26630897
What the hell are you even talking about anon
explain
>>26630894
It will retard.
>>26630926
it's called a namefag newfag.
>>26630897
I mentally fucked her just like I do with every r9k girl I leave an imprint on their brain aka the blackchad virus. KEK
>>26630945
>newfag
>typing
choose one
>>26630945
I don't know what he's talking about, but he's probably right. She's a bitch.
>>26616653
>>26616580
>>26616440
she's literally crazy
she literally asks every anon anyways
calm yourselves lads
>>26630962
you're honestly the biggest autist here tbqhwyf
>>26630962
>calling me a newfag for not knowing about something you literally just made up to sound intelligence
>>26631099
kek you don't have a trip nor a name so you're an anonfag XD
>>26631135
what?
originalolo commentoto
>>26631181
I'm mocking the nigger by making anonfag just like he made up namefag
>>26631097
>I didn't make it up that's what it's literally called dipshit
>>26631097
says the r9ker lmao
where is canadian qt
>>26631197
I found the fucking newfags I found them boys!!! >namefag
>2007
ohlawd you r9kers are truly autistic.
>>26631259
that post is probably made by some 9fag xD
