>despite his time spent on /r9k/, he's still the savior|fixer
>he imagines himself fixing broken women to get a gf.
Tbh familia, do you have any shame?
>>26608825
Fucking zero.
Delete that word from your vocabulary because you wont be needing it any longer.
>>26608825
>he imagines himself fixing broken women to get a gf
I can't help it, I'm drawn to them and they are drawn to me.It's OK though, I'll end it at 40. I want to die at my peak, after having seen my brothers through college and making something of myself so I don't die a loser. I want to die with at least a Master's degree, and not owe anybody a cent.
I don't expect any woman to stay with me long enough to make babies, I'll be the pit stop who cuddles them and betters their tattered self-esteem just enough for them to go ride dicks another five years. I'll gladly spoil them as much as my situation allows, looking past their history. They'll apologize when they leave too, because they'll know I did nothing wrong, but the apology is only to make themselves feel better because they know I've been played before.
I'm actually working on getting better at cooking, will pick up massage therapy night classes as soon as work lets up. I want to be nicest, most complete "nice guy" there can be. I'll get my hopes up when one actually makes progress, and I'll reach a new low when she leaves like the rest have. It's a way of life, best embrace it.
This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a girl's every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style.
This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends back from parties and never take advantage once they're at her door, for the guys who accompany girls to bars as buffers against the rest of the creepy male population, for the guys who know a girl is fishing for compliments but give them out anyway, for the guys who always play by the rules in a game where the rules favor cheaters, for the guys who are accredited as boyfriend material but somehow don't end up being boyfriends, for all the nice guys who are overlooked, underestimated, and unappreciated, for all the nice guys who are manipulated, misled, and unjustly abandoned, this is for you.
>>26608825
Shame is a luxury senpai and it's one I can't afford desu.
This is for that time she left 40 urgent messages on your cell phone, and when you called her back, she spent three hours painstakingly dissecting two sentences her boyfriend said to her over dinner. And even though you thought her boyfriend was a chump and a jerk, you assured her that it was all ok and she shouldn't worry about it. This is for that time she interrupted the best killing spree you've ever orchestrated in GTA3 to rant about a rumor that romantically linked her and the guy she thinks is the most repulsive person in the world. And even though you thought it was immature and you had nothing against the guy, you paused the game for two hours and helped her concoct a counter-rumor to spread around the floor. This is also for that time she didn't have a date, so after numerous vows that there was nothing serious between the two of you, she dragged you to a party where you knew nobody, the beer was awful, and she flirted shamelessly with you, justifying each fit of reckless teasing by announcing to everyone: Um, but we're just friends And even though you were invited purely as a symbolic warm body for her ego, you went anyways. Because you're nice like that.
The nice guys don't often get credit where credit is due. And perhaps more disturbing, the nice guys don't seem to get laid as often as they should. And I wish I could logically explain this trend, but I can't. From what I have observed on campus and what I have learned from talking to friends at other schools and in the workplace, the only conclusion I can form is that many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches. Many of them claim they just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen, they say irrational, confusing things such as he's too nice to date or he would be a good boyfriend but he's not for me or he already puts up with so much from me, I couldn't possibly ask him out! or the most frustrating of all: it would ruin our friendship. Yet, they continue to lament the lack of datable men in the world, and they expect their too-nice-to-date male friends to sympathize and apologize for the men that are jerks. Sorry, guys, girls like that are beyond my ability to fathom. I can't figure out why the connection breaks down between what they say (I want a nice guy!) and what they do (I'm going to sleep with this complete ass now!). But one thing I can do, is say that the nice-guy-finishes-last phenomenon doesn't last forever. There are definitely many girls who grow out of that train of thought and realize they should be dating the nice guys, not taking them for granted. The tricky part is finding those girls, and even trickier, finding the ones that are single.
So, until those girls are found, I propose a toast to all the nice guys. You know who you are, and I know you're sick of hearing yourself described as ubiquitously nice. But the truth of the matter is, the world needs your patience in the department store, your holding open of doors, your party escorting services, your propensity to be a sucker for a pretty smile. For all the crazy, inane, absurd things you tolerate, for all the situations where you are the faceless, nameless hero, my accolades, my acknowledgement, and my gratitude go out to you. You do have credibility in this society, and your well deserved vindication is coming.
>>26608825
Get in here guys, you sound familiar
>>26607950
>>26610194
Really?Domo arigato, Mr.Roboto
>>26609127
Holy shit, this hit me hard, senpai.
>>26608825
I tried 'fixing' a mentally ill girl exactly once and got my own shit wrecked instead
Never again, it's not worth it
I had a few mentally ill gfs. Piece of advice guys, don't. She tried to kill me in my sleep.
>>26611275
>She tried to kill me in my sleep.
The thought of that kind of gave me a chubI'm beyond help
>>26611275
You win, mine just destroyed my mind
>>26608825
Slightly different time, different place.
not me at all, I'm the one that needs saving, even though I don't deserve it
