*licks wagie*
Thanks for the NEETbux wagecucks. I don't know what I'd do without you.
No prob mate! Happy to give ya a small piece. My paycheck is big enough that I don't even notice the few bucks that go to taxes.
>>26608430
>implying 30% is a small piece
>>26608316
No problem, you know that all that shit is refunded at the end of the year? Anyway, hows that novel coming along?
>>26608316
Degenerate scum. Once your shitty parents die, you're fucked.
>>26608716
>imblying I need my parents to provide neetbux
Your taxes help pay for my lifestyle wagecuck. So keep on truckin buddy, another day another dollar, and I'll just be here on my $4,000 gaming PC that you paid for.
>>26608316
Saying goodbye to NEET life.
Going back to school, i wish you eternal comfyness my brother but i must move on.
>>26608716
Truly amazing the amount of angry wagecuck replies these threads generate
>>26608316
>be me
>BE NEW NEET
>goes up to wagie
>FARTS ON HIS FACE LOUDLY
WAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>26608759
>tfw mine was only $2800
I'll splurge next time I guess. Wonder how sick the hardware will be in a few years.
>>26608430
In my country it is 50% taxes, and I get extra for being a virgin because the therapists are so rosy eyed they don't believe virgins exist.
>I'm a virgin
Why would you choose that?
>I didn't choose it, girls keep rejecting me.
Oh.. So your psychotic? Because there is somebody for everybody, especially by your age.
>No, I don't think that's how it works, girls just don't like me I have no money and bad social skills.
Well there are plenty of girls with no money and bad social skills, they seem like a perfect match.
>Well, no that's not how it works.
Yes it is, you are crazy.
>I'm crazy as in disabled?
Yes I am going to send a message to the government, you need support, girls always match up and there is somebody for everybody.
>Okay, and my xanax?
That is covered, you are psychotic, I have never spoken to a virgin over 21.
>Okay, thanks.
This is not welfare, this is """""autismbux"""""
>Why thank you.
>>26608612
>you know that all that shit is refunded at the end of the year?
Not really. If you get a huge tax return, that means you pay too much taxes.
Idiot.
>>26609114
Wow what country?
>>26608854
Seriously, what's your plan once your parents die? I'm worried about you, neetie.
>>26608854
Speaking as an employed, productive member of society, I have to say that these threads are the only real entertainment in /r9k/.lately.
>>26609270
Why I will continue to live in my apartment on the $2500 NEETbux I get monthly wagecuck. Im not wealthy yet but i invest in bonds and i sure as hell will be in 10 years. I made this thread to say thank you for your continued slavery.
these threads are becoming more and more surreal
keep it up
>>26609114
I don't even know what point you're trying to make.
>>26609270
Not him but if my parents die, I get their house, so i am not worried about rent. i'll have to do something about food/electricity/water though. But if i can get welfare checks that should be just about enough.
>>26608430
Then I'm sure you won't mind electing Bernie Sanders for a small tax hike. Thanks senpai.
>>26608316
>tfw my taxes go to let a robot live the NEET dream
Live twice as good for me senpai. All I ask is you truly enjoy every second of it with no regrets.
>>26609845
>. All I ask is you truly enjoy every second of it with no regrets.
No, no, no. In exchange for my tax money, I demand a minimum of 3 NEET threads per evening. With top bait material.
>>26609937
>trying to lord over NEETs like some kind of shekelstein
I will continue to make NEETthreads of my own volition wagecuck
NEETs are master race. Fuck the normies.
>>26610004
We're a great team, my NEET friend. Carry on.
>>26609523
The point is, if you tell your doctor your a virgin you get free money. But not in America.
You're welcome!
[originallente]
>>26610004
>of my own volition
Nope. I command you to make NEET threads. NEETs are my court jesters, the only purpose they serve is to amuse me after a tough day at work.
>>26608316
You're welcome friend! Why is wojak sad in this pic though. He should be smiling at his neet friend
>>26610094
Through lick, unity
/r/ing the image of Pepe with a sniper rifle about to shoot wagie Wojack.
>>26610159
e lickirus unum
*CHACHING*
Oh- payday already? Damn, i was enjoying my work, because I put the effort into getting the job I want.
What to do with all this money, guess I'll throw a note or two for those poor neet cucks and put the rest into my JAPAN TRIP to ENJOY ANIME, because we can afford that.
>>26610093
>the wagecuck had to Google what volition means
>>26610263
>mfw the NEET saved a thumbnail
This one's on the house, little man. I know how much you love handouts.
how to get neetbux in US
>>26610301
>doesn't even deny it
You poor uncultured swine
>>26610314
This. I need to know ways to get disability
>>26610390
Oh come on, do some more funny NEET humor, not dry insults.
>>26608316
>tfw got paid
w-wew
wagecucks btfod like usual
>>26610258
Ahh thanks for counting my money for me.... Wait a minute, what are you doing browsing that anti-semetic website when you should be working? OY VEY are you trying to shoah my people again!? That's it your fired Goy. And you'll be hearing from my Lawyers, i demand reparations!
>>26610093
This wagecuck believes he is above NEETlords
Enjoy the lifetime of slavery for my extravagant pleasures
>>26608316
>*lick wagie*
>pic related
Thank you for the maxkek, Mr. NEET
>>26609276
neet kings and "single" moms are made for each other.
we'll pass on our genes while wagecucks can only afford 1 kid.
