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>tfw you need money in order to do anything
>tfw you need money in order to earn money
>tfw no neetbux
>>26607057
>tfw American
>tfw been shot
>tfw you need to have experience to get a job
>tfw you need a job to get experience
>>26607117
>Even minimum wage jobs require years of experience
>Apprenticeships require years of experience AND tech school(dont fall for the "trades" meme)
>Cant even join the peace corps or some other volunteer group without college degree
>tfw have had sleep apnea since I was a child
>parents got me a tonsillectomy because I would snore so loudly it would keep them up at night
>but they were completely unconcerned with the nightmares, trouble breathing and extreme daytime sleepiness I had
>as an adult, I figure out what's wrong, find out I need to go to a sleep specialist in order to get the equipment to treat it
>just to have an initial consultation done is over $200
>I have no insurance, I work part-time and can't afford coverage on my own
>no chance of saving up the money for the consultation, sleep study, the equipment and maintenance for it
>my life expectancy is shortened every night because we don't fucking have proper health care in this country
>>26607754
I'm honestly at the point where I'm just going to lie and fabricate 100% of my resume, if I get caught and sent to prison then cool potatoes it'll be more peaceful than living with my parents.
Sucks not being a 16 year old girl with a "circle of friends" who get her her first job so she can feel like a mature adult
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LmFDoIQNDz
>>26607117
this is why you need to make friends in a society where opportunity isnt strictly merit based
or, you know, just apply to work at Vans
>Good with computers
>Make a shitty website in like a day
"Wow anon, you really stood out from the crowd with your website"
>Get job as a software engineer on an embedded system.
Anyone got tips on getting bux in murica? I'm desperate
>>26607846
>my life expectancy is shortened every night because we don't fucking have proper health care in this country
Lol dude its sleep apnea, not AIDS.
>>26607117
You have to know someone to get a decent entry-level job.
The paradox of requiring experience for an entry-level job is done intentionally to keep robots out of the workforce.
>>26608856
Good, they're not welcome. Besides, we need them to make those hilarious NEET threads we enjoy so much.
>>26607057
> unless you live in an expensive city you are fucked if you don't have a car, unlike Europe
>>26608235
can it be that easy or was that really luck fluke? I was thinking of learning python or ruby
>>26609338
Learn that, along with web development. I love Java, C#, etc, and I consider those "real" languages, but in reality everybody's just doing python and the Javascript framework flavor of the month.
I just work shitty jobs that pay decent, no supervision, and no human interaction. I mean it's boring but it puts liquor on the table and it's not like I'd me doing anything else at home anyway. I can either shitpost and sleep all day sober, or shitpost and sleep all night sober and be drunk the rest of the time.
The best part is I'm not even sober at work. Half the time I'm high on dxm and dph. Life isn't worth living sober.
>>26609484
>java
>real language
Poo in the loo
>>26609782
Life also isn't worth it on shitty drugs. Step up your game senpai, enough with that otc bullshit
>>26609813
By that I mean a manly language, not a dainty pussy scripting nancy language like python. I mean, real men do it in C++, but C# is a good compromise.
>>26607057
Although I'm a NEET in a poor family, you don't really need money to earn money. Costs $25 to publish apps on Play store. You could become an artist and get paid for making dirty images, just costs a graphics tablet.
I don't have NEETbux either though...
>Parents look down on NEETbux/Leechers
>Prefer I try self-employed stuff instead of leeching
>trying to get an offshore job with Maersk Drilling
>have sea time on ships already (bulk carriers and tankers), shouldn't be too hard to find work on an oil rig
>need to write a "motivation letter" and fill out an application
>IF you meet the requirements and they like your letter, you take on online assessment
>IF you pass that they call you in for two (2) interviews
>IF they like you in both, they send you offshore
Kill me, familia
>>26610039
Good luck, anon. It does sound awesome. You'll find something else if that doesn't pan out, though.
>>26609838
I do drugs to get high, not because of how cool they are. Dxm is best drug of all time. Alcohol is cheap and plentiful. Xanax is alright I guess but nothing to write home about. Adderall is shit unless your a college student. Weed is the worst drug in the world. What's left besides psychs and dxm's friends like mxe, salvia, ketamine X-meo-pcp, and mxp? I don't really play with deliriants much, they're synergists and not fun alone. 4acodmt is amazing, but not usable daily, same with oral dmt or DPT.
Seriously though, DXM is the best thing that ever happened to me. I used to worry about the brain damage. But fuck it, I could start getting krokodil bites and I'd still be chomping those happy little red pills.
>>26609086
>Good, they're not welcome.
>"Hi, I'd like to be a productive member of society please. I'll be pretty much anything except for a gong farmer."
>"No! You will stay in your house, unemployed, and remain without education or training."
>"Ok, I'll be collecting unemployment until you change your mind, and then probably welfare when my quality of living inevitably deteriorates to a morally outrageous level."
>"Whatever! Just stay out of my society NEET!"
Flawless logic.
