ITT: we beg fembots to be our gfs
Fembots are you looking for a beta orbiter? Somebody to talk to? A-a bf? Look no further than this thread.
i will be a fembot's slave and entertainment tool.
Can someone please be my gf? I'm really smart and kind, and I may not have Chad looks but I'll always be there for you and I'll never betray you.
i would like to masturbate in front of a fembot while she smiles at me and when i come she takes my dick and finishes for me
No fembot will do this for you guys. What are you, stupid? Women only ever come here to get ATTENTION from guys. THAT'S ALL. Get this through your aspie heads.
Fembots will you be my gf? I promise not to beat you unless it's your own fault.
>>26606736
Ok, i get it but is this really what we have all resorted to? Get a fucking hold of yourself fampai, this isn't what you really want, this is what woman and 'fembots' want.
>tfw don't put yourself out there because you are the absolute bottom of the barrel
even amongst losers I am the worst
5'10 average looking but clearly creepy guy begging for a girl who wants to tie me down and repeatedly fart on my face pls
>>26606736
Don't do this man
a fembot gf will destroy your mind
They are all universally mentally ill, go for an ugly Stacy instead, it's better for your well being
>>26606923
>ugly Stacy
also fuck off fembots are all traps and homosexuals pretending to be women
Please be my gf or at least play some video games with me. I like to play CS:GO and other games I feel like playing from time to time. I'd love to talk about anything, wether it'd be me, you, or anything else, really. As long as I get to talk to a femanon I'm down
>>26606940
There are enough girls here, they are just genuinely damaged and unhealthy to be around, much worse than the average malebot
If there is by some small miracle a qt virgin asian on here I will do anything for you no matter where you are in this world. Please respond
I'm Nice and Non-Sexual and Non-Aggressive and Supporting and Understanding and Caring and Accepting and Mentally-ill and Dress OKish I will have 1 gf to love and care for for all my living days and our souls will live on together forever after death~~~~
Oh my god, you guys are fucking pathetic.
>>26607149
Honestly you sound boring. Like if I were to talk to you it'd be mostly awkward pauses.
They are not looking for a boyfriend, idiot. They only care about attention.
>>26607261
At first yeah. Lots of them. I take a while to get over my anxiety and open up. I don't have any of those with people I've known for a while though. I talk a lot once I open up. I'm really needy though.
>>26607316
Like how needy are we talking?
>>26607261
>Like if I were to talk to you it'd be mostly awkward pauses.
Maybe Nomen is actually William Shatner
>>26607345
Then I'd definitely have to pass...too tall.
>>26607384
Even if he had that penis shaped rock with him?
>>26607341
Um, like "talk to me every single day or I will worry that you died". If I'm dating someone it's more like "talk to me every hour or I will assume you hate me or are dead". I try to control myself, like, I don't spam people or anything you know? And I wanna get better about it. My friends say I'm not as bad as I think but. I think I'm pretty bad and they're just being nice. I consider myself very needy. A lot of it is me needing to take care of someone though. I really want to be very involved in someone's life and help them with all their problems and know all their secrets and be their Best Friend and like, just another piece of them.
>>26607415
He can just leave the rock with me. I'd probably take a bunch of pictures with it like it was my dick and then laugh and never show anyone because they'd think I'm weird.
>>26607427
That does sound sweet...smothering but sweet.
>>26607498
I'm smothering but in a caring and non-controlling way? Like I'm controlling actually nevermind but it's not malignant
>>26607498
>tfw no gf to make funny selfies with that penis shaped rock together
time for my morphine
Oh, this thread again
This thread would actually work if all the girls who really wanted a bf would be courageous enough to post in here.
>>26607585
I doubt this thread really works outside of American girls
Crime rate going brazy brazy
Give a fuxk if they was real sisters
If young metro don't trust you I'm gonna shoot ya
I will be any fembots bf or beta orbiter. Just add me on skype and we can get to know each other: Deivis102
>>26607585
Pretty much, there isn't many european girls around here. That would actually kinda easier to make it work since the distances would be less big in Europe.
>>26607611
America is all that matters.
>>26607688
I don't know why but that is the cutest America ball I have ever seen
I have a big dick nigga
>>26607688
original comment desuor not I got muted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxpVwBzFAkw
This video explains why we need to take women's rights away. No voting, no working men's jobs, no owning property. Her male role model with the most influenced has to approve who she is going to marry. Sex is forbidden until marriage. If we play our cards right boys we won't ever have to beg for nasty sloppy remains of a loose vagina again!!!!!
Any fembots want a rich manchild as sugar daddy? I'm rich enough so that I won't have to ever work a day in my life and still able to live a nice upper middle class lifestyle. I rarely leave my home, I got no friends and no interest in making any. I just want a girl for sex and cuddle and shitpost together.
I live in London
also, feminists need not apply
>>26607819
that's what polish girl are for
Internet relationships are a joke. I'm a khv loser with no friends but I still wouldn't want an online bf.
It's like your buying gfs on Runescape all over again.
>>26607808
UUUUOOOOOOOOOOO
>ARIIIGAATOOOOOOO
>>26607876
Okay, but what if we lived near each other?
>>26607955
...
It used to be such a good show. What went wrong?
>>26607991
Women's rights ruined everything.
>>26607989
If we lived next to each other and weren't actually meeting just because we met on 4chan I'd date a robot anyday.
Meeting someone online in person is way too nerve wracking
>>26608036
But I'm talking about One Piece...
>>26607989
Shut down by another roastie, anon? I think we can all pin this on women's promiscuous nature because they are fine with sharing the top 20% of men. IF we return to our old ways and religious values(one man, one woman, no hymen no diamond, only death) we will prosper like never before! We need our Christian values, women are not to have authority over men, that is why men's voices are naturally deeper, they have natural authority.
>no females in louisville ky
>start looking at desktop dancers on google images
So, no one wants me to obsessively worry about and care for them and love them forever? That's sad for me. At least my plants love me <3
>>26608183
>At least my plants love me <3
Do they?
You know the couldn't get away from you if they tried
>>26608183
No. You came off as being whiny and annoying. You're either literally autistic or retarded.
And quit it with the tripcode. No one gives a shit about who you are.
>>26608385
:(
I'm annoying but I don't whine
>>26608364
As long as they can't leave~With how much money I throw at them they better love me! I just bought them a bunch of worms and some high quality organic fertilizer and I'm gonna get a composter up and running soon. They're all big n strong and I will protect them forever~~
>>26608364
I want a guinea pig now.
>>26606736
Mtfembot here taking orbiter applications. Prepare for your punishment.
>>26608183
See>>26607808
If you actually want to fucking do something about it.
>>26608513
They're actually pretty nice, you can teach them a few tricks and they actually seem to care about you.
>>26608552
No thanks that's disgusting. I hate men with the burning passion of like at least two or three suns? Men are gross as heck though. Women in charge, communist society, destruction of technology, sign me up senpai!
>>26608576
I think my cats would eat them though.
>>26608627
Depends on the cat. We used to have a cat and the guinea pigs together and the cat loved them, to the point of licking their fur clean and stuff. We could leave them alone for some time and they just sat on the sofa sleeping together.
Plus when they are fully grown they are quite large, 1,5-2kg which is probably already to large to trigger a cats hunting instincts or something like that.
>>26608594
>Kuh...
>>26608743
Naruto? Really man? Grow up...
>>26608792
Inspiration comes in many different forms. So do messages. We need to be more homogeneous like Japan. We need to close our borders and put on women back on their fucking leashes. It's man time now.
>>26608709
My tortie frequently tries to attack my neighbors dog, which is a black lab. So I don't think size is an impediment to her behavior.
I wish I could see your cat and guinea pig. That'd be so adorable.
>>26608847
Man have ruled the world for like a million years let's let the women try for a bit ok? Can't be any worse than constant warfare, sex slavery, constant violence, capitalism, corrupted communism, etc
>>26608904
White knight cuck detected
>>26608894
It's been a while so there aren't any digital photos around and the photos are home at my parents place so here's some random cat
The cat was realyl fond of the smell of the guinea pigs for soem reason, when we cleaned the cage outside he'd sometimes roll manically in the dirty hay and litter
That cat was overally a bit weird desu
>>26608953
>white night
No thanks. I defend guy men too when people are mean to them. I'm not looking for rewards or whatever the heck so I don't think I count. I just like saying things to people
>cuck
Gross
>detected
I mean I've never solved any crimes but ok? Is this really part of it?
>>26608975
I can already see why you don't have a gf
Your plants most likely hate you
>>26608904
They're already fucking shit up. Look at Merkel. Watch the damn video. Matriarchy=No future.
Pic related. My rage, my empathy for all those out there who refuse to realize the suffering they are causing with such foolish, lofty ideals.
>>26609030
nuh uh they love me~
I've had a gf before
Lotsa people like me
Maybe they're lying
But I think they aren't
But maybe...
>>26608975
Not him, but either you're just trolling or you're an idiot. That Anon was right, you must be retarded.
hello in the market for an orbiter. Hello I want an orbiter give me one. hi hi hi. need one now plz
>>26609112
I'm doing a thing where I say the things I think but I say them as if I was Trump it's really fun desu
>>26609075
Merkel is a patriarchy pawn
>>26609153
Jews seek to destroy the patriarchal WASP leadership with feminism and Hollywood.
>>26608964
Awwww que lindo!
>>26609178
Jews are part of patriarchal society. This is a false flag by the jews to make us think the jews are behind the matriarchy movement when in fact the jews are behind the patriarchy and attempting to discredit the tru saviors of society the matriarchy
>>26609215
>matriarchy
I hope you're trolling. I was right about your cuckoldry. You think that being on women's side will get you pussy but it wont. If you had a chance of pussy, you wouldn't be on r9k.
>>26609153
Are you kidding me? What the hell? Good thing you post with a tripcode so I can just assume you're clinically retarded now instead of having to judge your posts based on their own merit.
>>26609215
The Kike's only goal is to destroy Western civilization. And Merkel's doing a great job of it. Why stop there? Jews make weakness their strength, whether it be sins, or the ones more prone to sin, the weaker gender.
>>26607585
If a girl wants a bf she can easily get one instantly with no effort. No girl would ever resort to trying to find a bf here.
>>26609262
I don't want sex though. Sex is disgusting. I've turned down sex before, like, it's really gross??
>>26609265
*shrugs*
>>26609277
U didn't read my post
>>26607819
Hi. I'm interested. Contact info?
>>26607819
Fuck off
Richfags are fucking normies that need to die
>>26609295
>I've turned down sex before
You have transcended beta and went into gamma.
Good job
>>26609278
Some of you guys are pretty nice though. The guys a girl can "get instantly" are all just trying to fuck and leave. It's not a fair comparison.
>>26609346
Gamma? Sounds cool thanks. I'm the stuff that makes superheroes~
>>26607819
hmu daddy
>>26609354
>Some of you guys are pretty nice though.
y-you too
>>26609374
I mean, I'd probably be into the tripfag if he didn't say he was needy.
>>26609409
What are you like femanon? Are you nice?
>>26609432
I like to think I am...but I have horrible body issues and no confidence at all.
>>26609512
What kind of body issues?
Fembot here in MA, any new england fags here?
>>26609530
Hate my skin, hate my bug eyes, hate my small boobs, hate the stretch marks on my hips, Etc.
>>26609579
>Hate my skin
What's wrong with your skin?
>>26609559
One state over from you tbqh
>>26609530
>>26609512
Body issues are a giant red flag from my experience, my ex gf had them and the relationship with her almost destroyed me.
fucking hell
>>26609559
Worcester reporting in
>>26608594
Nice b8 but the 'fairer sex' meme is a real thing people believe.
Daily reminder that modern women are fucking horrible. If you robots ever interacted with girls you'd see how terribly they treat each other and any men they're not attracted to.
>>26609603
I have big pores. And my cheeks get too rosey.
>>26609579
>>26609579
Your skin can be fixed, every woman has stretch marks, big eyes are cute http://zidbits.com/2011/06/why-do-men-find-women-with-larger-eyes-attractive/
and the average guy is fine with small boobs.
>>26609644
All my friends are women m80. I legitimately have a fear and a very real disgust for men. I think the genders are equal and people in both camps have their fair share of shitty qualities but personally I prefer the company of women. #srs post
>>26609579
Bug eyes? Sounds cute.
>>26609579
>>26609579
Your skin can be fixed, every woman has stretch marks, big eyes are cute http://zidbits.com/2011/06/why-do-men-find-women-with-larger-eyes-attractive/
and the average guy is fine with small boobs, they don't matter as much in the long run. When you're older, they won't be gross and saggy.
>>26609689
Big pores? Can you post a pic?
Rosacea is pretty qt when it just comes off like a blush honestly
>>26609691
It's not about what guys like though....like, I don't think you understand. I have guys flirt with me and stuff but it doesn't matter because I hate my body. And that makes me insecure about a relationship, especially a physical one.
>>26609698
spotted the FAS baby that grew up without a father
>>26609579
>>26609579
Your skin can be fixed, every woman has stretch marks, big eyes are cute http://zidbits.com/2011/06/why-do-men-find-women-with-larger-eyes-attractive/
and the average guy is fine with small boobs, they don't matter as much in the long run. When you're older, they won't be gross.
>>26609642
I live in Marlborough.
>>26609738
I have a father I live with him~
>>26606736
I'm a fembot. I don't mind adding you guys on Skype. I'm kinda lonely too so..
Just respond if you wanna be friends.
>>26609787
Are you the top or bottom
>>26609698
What in particular about men inspires fear and disgust in you? Is it due to being abused by men in the past?
Think hard about your interactions with your female friends. How one sided is the transactional nature of each relationship? Orbiters are usually just used for personal favours and validation. If it's not like that in your case I'd be interested in the demographics these girls come from.
>>26609798
Will you add other fembots? I want friends too...
>>26609798
I hope you get raped by Syrian refugees
>>26609832
Girls get bored of me fast. If it was someone that wanted to fuck me they'd keep talking to me even if they got bored, sorry.
>>26609779
Hey, that's pretty close. How old are you?
>>26609866
>>26609798
I would, but I'm not really interested in a friend :p
>>26609817
Neither I think sex is gross remeber?
>>26609828
Sexual aggression, physical aggression, sexuality, violence. That mostly.
Never been abused
My friendships are real friendships. Most of them are hardcore feminists, come from backgrounds that have seen abuse from men. Some are just mentally ill (like me) and have issues talking to people (like me) or have issues holding long term interpersonal relationships (which is something I'm good at!!). So, idk. They're all really nice and loving and just great friends all around. It's not orbiting or anything. I don't want to date any of them or have sex with them or whatever.
I am a reasonably non-ugly white guy with a lot of money and a successful career, and I'm not a rapist.
If you are a femanon and you let me lick your feet sometimes, I will listen to all of your mental problems and be sympathetic about them, and we can be friends and watch anime or whatever. We can even play games on Steam and I will give you an absolutely 100% guarantee that I will never find you annoying or boring and slowly become distant.
>>26609866
How tight would you rate your asshole on a scale from 1-10 with 1 being so tight it's almost impossible to take a a dump and 10 meaning you have to wear diapers?
>>26609936
3? I guess. You guys are kind of mean. I just want someone to talk to me but you're making it hard to want to refresh the thread.
>>26609987
Well are you just looking for a friend?
>>26609832
Throwaway email? Or any contact info that isn't kik?
>>26609997
I want someone to talk to.
>>26609987
too bad I only text with 1-2s
enjoy your worn out old woman asshole
>>26610030
That sounds like yes
Sorry senpai
Hope someone else adds you
How does some one as perfect as myself, doesn't have a girlfriend.
This is an Injustice,
Can I have gf now?
>>26610030
I'd talk to you but I don't have Skype and I won't be at my computer until late Sunday.
>>26609915
How many femanons are you in contact with now? You have been contactfagging a lot these couple of weeks. Probably more than Doj now.
>>26609915
Lesbian relationships have some of the highest rates of physical and emotional abuse, cheating, etc. Women just do those things to men less due to physical inferiority.
But your friendships sound interesting. That's not the experience of any unattractive sexless man I've ever heard of. Maybe you're so non-threatening to them that they can treat you like a girl or they're all in the minority of females who aren't selfish and solipsistic .
Any weed and art loving fembots in Ohio?
I want productive buddies
>>26610134
>Women just do those things to men less
What? Most violence in relationships is female on male. Men just don't press charges
>>26610143
>weed
dropped
>>26610143
>DUDE WEED LMAO
Hope anyone that adds you decides to shoot you on your meetup
>>26610054
I could camwhore for you if you want. Just keep talking to me. I'm really lonely.
>>26610072
That's really far away.
>>26606736
>implying I deserve anyone
>>26610173
>>26610192
For a bunch of basement losers, r9k is sure fast to jump on stoners.
>>26610207
alright deal
send your skype to throwaway
[email protected]
>>26607819
I'm also a rich Londoner looking for some one to shower with things, money and such but you must be willing to move here.
My father works for BP, and owns a good share of a concrete products company in Ireland, (OldCastle) so I don't have to work.
Now accepting applications, no refugees.
>>26610217
what's your mental disorder?
>>26610192
>>26610173
Come on anons
Sativa feels like a ton of coffee. I draw and sculpt so much with it in me.
I also hope someone kills me too. Duck this struggle.
>>26610236
weedheads are worse than shit
I hope you die in a ditch
>>26610251
Is being an average boring right-wing authorial pooposter a mental disorder.
Also, I'm from Ireland. Fat chance of any "fem"-"bots" being Irish.
>>26610107
Not many. I only talk to about 4 regularly. It's hard to find good friends. Most people just kind of trail off or I only talk to them every few days or so. Only 4 people that I talk to daily. I think it's hard to find people that let me into their lives in the way I want? Or people who give the right vibe? I'm really not sure. But I know it's hard to find people who I end up talking to regularly. Not that I'm picky about who I talk to it's just, sometimes people grow apart ;-;
4, or 7 if you count people I talk to irregularly too
>>26610134
I'm apparently very attractive according to some people. I'm also very non-threatening and "one of the girls" according to some people. Most of the women I've known have been non-selfish. But, then again, I'm attractive so who knows.
>>26610251
It's called feminism.
>>26610317
A friend of mine was to Ireland once and said it has the ugliest people he's ever seen anywhere.
Is there any truth to that?
>>26610317
Fuck my shit up senpai. I meant authoritarian
>>26610342
Ye. Although it does depend, just like everywhere. But there are a lot of uggos here.
Group of people stuck on an island for a few hundred years. Bitta inbreeding ;^)
>>26610317
Oh my, a fellow irish anon. Im not a femanon sadly mate but I give you my sympathy
>>26610342
Tbh senpai, we can be bad. Further up north you go is better, donegal/derry is the best ive seen but never ever go to North East. They are filthy there
>>26610317
>>26610342
Nice shilling guys.
>>26606749
Name
Age
What will you di
>>26610207
I've still got mobile I just can't use Skype.
>>26606736
>tfw no robot bf to cook shitty single people pasta for
>>26610072
>I'd talk to you but I don't have Skype and I won't be at my computer until late Sunday.
>I'm a man so I can't go further without revealing myself but the roleplay was nice
>>26610400
Is answering questions shilling now?
Fuck off JIDF
>>26610392
I never expected any desu. Voting in the election?
>>26610433
What kinda sauce on the pasta?
>>26610433
You can blame women's rights or that.
>>26610444
You are confused. She's looking for a man to talk to, which I am.
>>26606736
Please, OP, don't hit this level. This won't make you feel better, even if you find someone.
>>26610244
>no email
Alright then
>be me
>28
>been single for like nine months
>half Amerind
>two long term gfs before, 8 women otherwise
>BA in archaeology
>grad student
>working at a museum
>4/10 shit day, 6/10 good
>5'10
>170 and dropping, I get lazy in the winter
>previous ex was a philosophy student, am conversant in many topics
>garbage relationship with family, sister died recently, don't speak with parents, haven't for years, so I'm mostly broke, but my shit is mine and I live alone
>religious (occult/esoterica, but not really new age, mostly ancient grimoires with some modern comments and little known religious traditions)
>in remote corner of Illinois
>tfw no gf
>>26607261
I've never understood why some people say bullshit like this. You kill someone's already lacking confidence simply because you're incompatible - other people will find him interesting. Just like how other people will find you nice, whilst I already get narcisstic vibes from you. Yikes.
>>26610663
Just because they're mean doesn't mean you need to be too. I appreciate the sentiment though anon, thank you.I don't wanna sound like I'm attacking you I'm not. Really, thank you. It's very nice
>>26607427
(Protip: I'm not a PUA or a psychology expert but from the way you talk you put her on a pedestal and then try to validate your worth to her. You're better than that man. Treat yourself better.)
>>26610471
>>26610433
WHAT SAUCE BITCH
I need to know
>>26610708
Ah I was being mean to prove the point. Though my opinion remains.
We all gotta look out for eachother here, we share this board same way we share the planet.
>>26610708
fuck off stupid women worshipping cuck!
>>26610468
I couldnt be fucked, too hell with this place.
>>26610772
True. When I'm anon I make threads where I encourage people to be nice. Like mental illness threads! I haven't in a long time but those threads were always really nice and fun.
>>26610784
h-how am I
how
um
well ok
Looking for attractive fembot to orbit until college starts.
I just moved from the city to the fucking boondocks and school is hell, I need to see the face of a woman who isn't an inbred cowboy lover.
Kik is @analvaper, if I don't answer it's not personal, I just forgot that I made this post. Save me.
>>26610809
All that needs to be done is to embrace Christianity and to put women in their place.
>>26609987
Are you still in the thread femanon?
>>26610903
Nah she probably left when she got her asshole destroyed
>>26610711
s-sriracha crap from a big lots
pls no bully
>>26610931
>tfw was going to post skype for her
Oh well
>>26610952
>sriracha
That's a good base, you can do alot if you have some onions and tomatoes, preferrably cherry handy. You could do something al arrabiata-like with that.
>>26610952
>tfw no god tier comfort food cook gf
>>26611080
Keep pretending you don't know why the sexes are divided. We have the power to break the 100 year curse!
>>26611080
Dunno, most girls can't cook for shit these days, you'd probably have to teach her alot first.
Cooking together is really fun though
>>26611158
>Cooking together is really fun though
I wouldn't know ;-;
>>26611281
r u gril?
In any case you're probably on the other side of the planet anyway, so meh
>>26611319
>r u gril?
No
I was the guy you replied to
>>26611319
I was trying to like that photo but I'm not on tumblr oops lmao
>>26611334
>I was the guy you replied to
K, just making sure
>>26611349
Are you being this much of a faggot on purpose or is it natural?
>>26611382
Combination of the three
fuck u whores i already got my waifu .
Only if you guys post your voices too
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03y74wDZhIY
>>26611508
that was nicee
>>26611508
Where did you find this sound recording? Because I'm sure that's not you.
>>26611613
I made it.
How do I prove it to you?
>>26611628
say "suck my milky titties, chad."
>>26611628
Dunno, make a recording of counting 1 to 10 or something like that
or this>>26611703
>>26611508
You have a terrible weeb voice
>>26611703
>>26611725
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yKevM7ZSE3
>>26611744
Sorry, my voice has always sounded childish. I wish I had an "ara, ara" voice
>>26611508
>>26611791
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cxDNB8vetS
:^)
>inb4 faggot
>>26611791
>Sorry, my voice has always sounded childish. I wish I had an "ara, ara" voice
Why do you want that? Are you a mommy gf?
>>26611791
Nice.
I don't have a mike here and have a terrible accent anyway so nothing from me.
What ever happened to shooting for the moon and reaching for the stars. Don't ever settle. If we could end women's suffrage and put them back in their place, we could change the west, no, the world! Become real men and not pussy hybrids!
>>26607515
So if I decided one day that we weren't compatible and I wanted to move on
honestly how insane would your reaction be?
>>26611791
doesn't even matter you didn't say it all
still got hard just from your opposition to it
pls post more lewd
>>26606887
You are now but if you had confidence your stats instantly shoot up
Never ever settle for a dried up old cunt that you were the 50th person to fuck. That is modern women, there's no sugar coating it gents. We have to take hold and restore our nations to their former glory, WHO'S WITH ME?? END WOMEN'S RIGHTS
END WOMEN'S RIGHTS
END WOMEN'S RIGHTS
jesus christ this is pathetic
god damn
>>26611817
You sound familiar
>>26611928
You don't
And i've never posted my voice before
>implying anyone here is anything but a G.I.R.L
GUY
IN
REAL
LIFE
END WOMEN'S RIGHTS
FUCK A PUSSY THAT ACTUALLY FEELS GOOD
STOP DEALING WITH SHITSKINS ON A DAILY BASIS
GET DANK FOOD
NEVER HAVE TO LISTEN TO NAGGING
REPLACEABLE BIRTHRATES
>>26611859
Idk. I used to be a lot worse than I am now. Mostly I'd just be really depressed. Maybe a psychotic break. Maybe some drug abuse. Basically I'd just be really depressed. Probably harass you a little for a while. Like a month tops. And not dangerously or anything and it'd be low impact like emails and stuff. I used to be a lot worse than I am now but. I have myself under pretty good control these days. The emails would be like "pls come back to me" or "I can be better pls tell me what you want me to be and ill be it" and stupid stuff like that. I get really pathetic when I'm depressive like that.
>>26611823
>Are you a mommy gf
Naw it's just a type of voice that's easy on the ears
>>26611886
No u
>>26611953
Must be a coincidence, but have more confidence anon. You sound fine
>>26612023
>Must be a coincidence, but have more confidence anon. You sound fine
ThanksNow post contact. You promised :^)
i will be anyone's gf god im so alone
>>26612006
When you say you used to be worse can you give me some examples of things you've done? I can appreciate that people change and grow but I want to know what those experiences were and what you learned from them.
>>26612070
Where do you live? Will you be my gf?
>>26612070
Are if a virgin? If not
>>/trash/
>>26612083
burger planet and yes
>>26612091
y-yes
>>26612070
Yurop here, 'sup
>>26612070
are you fat?
are you nice?
>>26612023
pls at least say "why do you want me to touch you there" in a lewd tone
>>26612099
>burger planet and yes
That's too far but whatever, post Skype.
>>26612099
>burger planet
Aww hell naw
>>26612099
Nice dubs.
A. Post tits
B. which state
>>26612119
define fat i guess
im 5ft 3 and 118lb sorry for burger measurements
nice? probably
>>26612131
i feel the same
>>26612114
hello
>>26612163
A. no
B. a shitty pointless one
>>26612070
Absolutely Crrrriiingeworthy
>meet girl on r9k claiming shell date any guy whose not a loser
>exchange skypes with her
>start talking, shes bat shit insane and her life is terrible (barely has a place to live)
>is tall, chubby and ugly
>asks for a picture of me
>tells me Im just average 5/10
>Im a 6ft 1 inch tall, fairly successful biomedical technician currently serving in the navy
>completely disgusted by this girl, tell her Im just looking for friends and that I dont wanna date or anything
>she stops talking to me and un adds me the next day
Do not talk to women from here. They are so fucking delusional. Im not arguing that Im not 5/10 though, I probably am if not lower
>>26612207
the concept of this thread is cringe enough on its own
>>26610403
Chris
18
Almost anything except cutting/life threatening stuff, I suppose.
>>26612200
>im 5ft 3 and 118lb sorry for burger measurements
I'm a burger too so it's fine
>nice? probably
Okayadd me on skype habsburg32
>>26612052
Hmm never talked to any anons off of 4chan. What's the easiest way? Will a shitty Yahoo account suffice?
>>26612224
Not my posts. I want to change the world back to the glorious way it was in the 20s. If it had stayed that way niggers and spics would have gone home instead of destroying Detroit. Women wouldn't be fisting themselves on camera.
>>26612242
>Will a shitty Yahoo account suffice?
Yes it will
>>26612215
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k8CaCcEOTA
d-does anyone want aboy gf
>>26612269
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k8CaCcEOTA
holy shit, my damn sides
please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
b my gf
is that enough pleases? or do i need more to get a gf
>>26612269
why r u bullying me
>>26612269
>>26612337
FUCKEN REKT BROOOOO
>>26607136
i'm a virgin but i'm only half japanese sorry anon
>>26612337
he got ya good fammy
>>26612362
>implying that's not enough for a thirsty anon
>>26612099
>>26612070
I too live in ameristan. email me your [email protected]
>>26612131
>>26612122
Also so much yurocuck salt in this thread. Maybe you should leave your basement and stop the refugees raping your women
>>26612269
dunkey?
abcdefg
>>26607136
Only if you like raceplay :^)
>>26612362
Yeeeeahh get his little fucking hopes up Yeeeeahh
>>26612362
eurasians are the best
come on lets dump some info here
>>26612121
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B7XV2NC5Pd
>>26612258
I made one really quick, don't expect much please. I just think it will be interesting to talk to anons in a different enviromentknowing this website, I'll prob delete this account tonight
Please be my girlfriend. Please. I'm literally so lonely it hurts. I'll do anything for you. I'll be there for you to listen about your day and provide you with whatever reassurance I can. When it's our anniversary, birthday, Christmas, whatever, I'll spend hours upon hours searching for perfect gifts for you, both expensive and small, sentimental items. Please be my girlfriend. We can hold hands around art galleries, and we can laugh at each other's dumb jokes. Please, please be my girlfriend. I'll never cheat on you or betray or let you down. I'll never talk to other girls or get bored of you. I'll always be there for you forever no matter what. I won't care what you do or what you don't do as long as you stay with me and we can be together. Please, please, please be my girlfriend.
My e-mail address is [email protected]. Please.
>>26612432
>knowing this website, I'll prob delete this account tonight
o-okay ;-;
what's the account?
>>26612302
Perhaps. I don't see why not.
>>26612432
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B7XV2NC5Pd
Damn that is most unfeminine voice I've ever hear. Pretty sure they have classes if you're looking to become trans, little boy.
>>26612432
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B7XV2NC5Pd
that's lewd enough for me Tbh
pls tell me I'm a bad boy
>>26612451
Oh shit, thought I added it[email protected]
>>26612362
do you live in america, if so which state? if not, which country?
>>26612432
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AZkyk5BmYh
>>26612238
>I'll be anyone's gf
>no add on skype
Okay :^)
