What are the best 2 toppings on a pizza?
Extra cheese and extra cheese
>>26606628
I like black olives, pineapple and maybe peppers
pepperoni and black olives
>>26606679
cheese isn't a topping
Pineapple and seeetcorn
the correct answer is pepperoni and onions
>>26606628
Pizza... I used to be able to take one of those obvious-chain pizzas to the face and other than the disgusting shit I would take 24 hours later, it wouldn't effect me. Now, I could maybe have a slice and feel okay. Any more and I will feel it in every stage of its digestion. Don't get old.
Anchovies and Goat cheese.
Bell peppers and beef
>>26606628
Meat balls and mushrooms
>>26606628
>Having less than 3 toppings
Yea I'd rather just eat something else.....
Pepperoni and mushroom. I'd go with sausage but it doesn't agree with me. Some people hate any kind of veggies on their pizza, but I think it rounds things out nicely.
Summer squash and goat cheese
Or arugula and an egg
Ham and Pineapple desu senpaitachi
>>26606628
Beef and jalapenos
>>26606779
Egg is so nice m8.
Pepperoni and bell peppers
Blue cheese, mushrooms.
Only plebs and children like just cheese
Pepperoni and pepperoni nigga all yall are gross
>>26606732
I started making my own, from scratch. It's a huge difference.
>>26606628
Ur mum and her pucci
>>26606772
Mushrooms taste so good that I sometimes forget they're vegetables. The taste perfectly compliments a pizza.
Any other vegetables (green peppers, olives, etc) are absolute shit on a pizza tho.
pineapple olives
>>26606795
this is an enlightened gentleman
>>26606772
>>26606882
>mushrooms
>vegetables
fungi are more closely related to animals than plants.
>>26606707
>cheese isn't a topping
It is nigger
>>26606882
They aren't vegetable retard
>>26606935
Yes, technically they're fungi but for the purposes of nutrition it is treated as a veggie.
1) Pineapple
2) Chicken
Get it right faggots.
>>26606628
Anchovies and tomatoes. You'd have to be a complete fucking pleb to say anything else
>>26607030
Anchovies soulmate found.
I tend to eat 8/9 pizzas per week. Usually home made, sometimes frozen with extra toppings. With that being said here are the best 30 toppings in my opinion.
1. Pepperoni with Onion
2. Triple cheese
3. 'The German Popeye' (Spinach and thick sausage meat)
4. Ham and Mushroom
5. Double Cheese
6. Ranch dressing and Hot dog
7. 'The German Popeye fucks his wife' (Spinach and thick sausage meat with Olive)
8. Lays chips (multiple flavors)
9. Single Cheese
10. Burger patties
11. Chorizo
12. Onion Rings
13. 'Sicky Garlicy', chicken soup blended with garlic and mayo, for when you are sick and hungry for pizza
14. 'The radiator' (chunks of pepper marinated in mayo so pizza are hot and white like a radiator)
15. Anchovies
16. Quadruple Cheese
17. Gummy Bears
18. Spaghetti
19. Che (Half Cheese,half Argentine beef)
20. 'The order in surprise' (gimmick pizza, I like to print an image of the dominoes 'pizza tracker' page and eat it as a topping)
21. Tuna and Sweetcorn
22. Mozarella cheese
23. Tomato and Mushroom
24. Walnuts and Peanuts (salted)
25. Cookie Dough and Bread Dough
26. Walnuts and Peanuts (Unsalted)
27. Eggs
28. Pineapple
29. Standard Apples
30. Chocolate sauce and sweetcorn
Green peppers and onions
>>26607061
Wow. I appreciate the effort that went into this list, anon. Your dedication to pizza is commendable.
Sausage and bacon
1. Pineapple and pepperoni
2. Peppers and eggs
Anchovies and honey mustard. So good.
Objectively best pizza order:
black olives
canadian bacon
extra cheese
>>26606628
if I could choose only 2 toppings I'd probably go with crispy bacon and pineapple
>>26606722
most people here probably think you are a gigantic faggot
but I like you
you are my bro
>>26606628
Anyone who likes pineapple on their pizza is a guaranteed virgin.
soprossata and salami
>>26609273
>is a guaranteed virgin
is this supposed to be a bad thing?
pineapple and semen
Chicken and bacon
>>26606772
good taste, came in to post this
original pizza
>>26606628
onions and brooklyn pepperoni, anything else tastes like shit
maybe some jalapeno's if you don't mind the spiciness completely overruling every other flavor
Pineapples and mushrooms
>>26606882
>Mushrooms taste so good that I sometimes forget they're vegetables
Mushrooms aren't vegetables, dipshit.
cheese and tomato sauce
Where my jalapeno bros @ don't tell me you're all mild mikes.
>>26609969
Pepperoncini master race.
>>26607015
>Yes, technically they're fungi but for the purposes of nutrition it is treated as a veggie.
No. You're a retarded moron.
pepperoni + jalapenos + mushrooms + black olives
this is the ultimate in pizza eating
Feta and spinach are the big ones.
I can't stand big chunks of pepper, it's just an unpleasant crunch. I add some smoked hot and sweet peppers to my homemade marinara sometimes, though. It depends if it fits the profile I'm aiming for.
Pineapple is absolutely terrible.
>>26606772
Pepperoni is a sausage you moron, a bad one at that.
>>26607015
I think it's actually treated more like a meat protein than a vegetable; the point is, it's an entirely different organism with entirely different nutrients. There is more in common with a fruit and a vegetable than a vegetable with a fungus.
Ground spicy beef, pepperoni, jalapenos, chopped onions. Best pizza.
only cheese.
>>26606628
Pepperoni or chorizo sausage. Any other answer is factually incorrect.
jalapenos and banana peppers
yumyum
When you take the stuffed crust and put it on the pizza and then stuff the crust into another pizza
Must be tasted to be believed
>>26606628
Kebab-pizza
1. sliced tomato
2. any generic meat
3. green peppers or mushrooms
Sliced tomato is the goat topping. It enhanced the sauce tenfold
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qXJiLpQsUf
ranch
>>26606628
artichokes
mushrooms
olives close third
>>26611665
>tfw all kebab-pizza's around here are shit with barely anything on top
>>26611948
If there's one good thing mass immigration to sweden has caused, it's kebab pizza.
We're talking about two toppings on a basic default pizza right? That would be bread with a seasoned tomato sauce, cheese, and pepperoni.
I like mushroom and jalapenno. Sometimes I do ham instead of jalapeno though.
I once went to this little hole in the wall where they were all bibbity bobbity and shit. I ordered a calzone thinking it was basically a hotpocket but grown up and fedora'd. Dumbass dagos handed me a pocket of bread filled with meat and cheese and a cup of sauce. I never went back. Fucking faggots. I'd have said something if I thought to check before I got home. It did go nicely with some blackbox cab I got. Everything does though so it's hardly a point in their favor.
>>26611665
Maybe it's because I"m american but every time a yuro goes on about how delicious their kaliphate master's cuisine is I just think it looks like shit.
Just for comparison this is what americans eat when we want to get all ethnic and shit. You have to try pretty damn hard to look less appetizing than this.
Pineapple and spinach
Spinach and chicken, but only with a white sauce.
>>26612331
Seriously, I won't argue when someone thinks a kebab pizza looks disgusting.
I will however stand by my opinion that kebab pizza tastes fucking delicious.
>>26612331
That looks good though.
>>26606730
Mah nigga, best toppings
cheese, onions (purple is best), capsicum, pepperoni, bacon, olives, mushrooms (in quantity, maybe 1 a slice, not much), chicken, beef, mayonaise and bbq sauce. soy sauce mixed with sweet chilli and bbq sauce is good sauce too
