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>tfw flat as a board
it's the absolute worst.
At least guys with small dicks don't have to worry about everybody knowing they have a small penis.
But there's no hiding that you have a small chest.
>>26606498
How is this bad? Flat is best. I am a 32A and I want a reduction.
Eh? Oh, well, why don't you get breast augs?
best body type is small boobs and big butt
so how. big is your butt?
>oh no, slightly fewer guys find me attractive unlike guys with small dicks that are actively reviled and mocked
>>26606498
If you have a cute face it makes up for it. Also, some guys are into that shit anyways. You'll never hear a girl saying she's into small dicks. Finally gtfo my board.
>>26606498
Ey gurl gimme yo number I wanna butter you up n eat spaghetti off ur natty flatties.
small boobs are the best
>>26606498
>dress like a little girl
>find pedophiles around your age
>fuck them and call them daddy
>????
>profit
Jesus christ, you live life on easy mode. Ten fucking seconds and I solved your "problem". A mans brain in a womans body would be unstoppable.
>>26606557
I don't have money for that.
Who /insecure/ here?
Had a crying fit because out of nowhere got the idea that senpai is into my fat, shrek looking, sjw abo friend.
>you'll never rub your long thick cock all over a girl's flat chest
>>26606875
Well then try to find someone who doesn't care so much about tits. Maybe a guy who worships your feet.
>>26606925
>you'll never write your name with cum on a girl's flat chest
>>26606498
That time again is it?
>>26606925
I want to do that while I laugh and make fun of her because she can't titifuck me
>>26606979
I want to do it so I can shoot great globs of baby batter all over her upper chest.
>>26606979
That's mean. I want to do that so I can show her that I appreciate her chest and that she's still sexy
Just stick tissues in your bra or something.
>>26606498
Femanon here!
Hi, female here!
I'm a girl, and...
Fembot feels amirite?
tfw no qt bf
I'm a fembot!
Doesn't it hurt when you hear people talk about how much they love big boobs?
Wow a problem you can fix in one year at the gym and a lot of men who are into boards everywhere being womyn is so hard such a terrible existence muh sadness
>>26606498
But this way when I hug you I will be closer to your heart!
I love DFC.
the worst part about being flat-chested is that you only attract pedophiles
How anybody could dislike DFC is beyond me.
>>26607125
Everything is cancer minus the Tfw no qt bf
>Tfw no qt bf
>tfw no qt flat-chested gf
Just workout and compensate with a quality caboose. Butt>Boobs every day of every month of every year of all time.
>>26606498
Male robot here. You have it really bad but still nowhere near as bad as being a 300+ pounds obese.
>>26606875
Save up money for it. If it take too long to save up the money, put an ad up on backpage.com and suck dick for quick cash. If you're not willing to do that, I have no sympathy.
Fuck off with these shit threads
You have nothing to complain about
>hate my body
>hate my face
>>26607431
why don't you just lose weight then?
you can naturally become skinny, but you can't naturally grow boobs
>>26607651plastic surgery
yep, it's that easy
How often do fembots schlick?
And how often is it to rape?
>>26607976
>tits too big to get surgery on without being left with bad bad scars
>face too shit to be fixed by plastic surgery
>no money to try anyway
Kill yourself
>>26606498
it's actually quite a lot better than a small dick, cause all the guys who try to get with you know about it before hand, so you know they at least don't mind by default
guys with small dicks have to get with girls who don't know, and they they have to show them their tiny penis
>>26607165
>small breasts
>a problem you can fix in one year at the gym
what
>>26606498
>tfw small C but half dollar nipples
>>26608250
>uggos with big tits
Post em
My fetish
>>26608332
Commit suicide I hate you so much
>>26608326
>tfw last gf had that problem
>>26606570
this.
i dont usually actively hate fembots but if your biggest concern about your body is that you have small tits then you can fuck right off, there are men that prefer small tits, while i doubt there are girls that prefer small dicks
>>26608326
>women complaining about cute things
>some guys like big boobs
>some guys like flat chests
>all girls like tall guys
>no girls like short guys
You don't know pain
>>26608353
You're a femanon and you always post that pic.
Stop being a whore.
>>26608383
This is one of the most disgusting truths in existence.
>>26608383
yea but what about Tom Cruise?
Now think about the number of flat chested celebrities there are
>>26608383
I like short guys more than tall guys because short guys tend to have nicer bodies. Look at /fit/, all of the qt guys on there are usually under 5'10", and the ones over 6' tend to look like awkward lanklets even after years of the gym and even sometimes abusing gear. My favourite natty physique was tinytrip and he was only 5'4". A tall guy wouldn't be able to achieve the same with average genetics.
Also men may like big or small tits, but they universally all HATE saggy tit.
>>26606498
guys really don't care if you have /shit-tits/
just enjoy life on easy mode fampai.
>>26608573
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>>26607651
>tfw tranny in socialist yurop and get face and boobs fixed for free
thanks wagecucks for paying your taxes
>>26608573
I like saggy tits so that's wrong
>>26608573
>tfw short and kinda skinnyfat
>>26607651
>parents and sister are arguing in the other room about putting my dog to sleep
>see your picture
bad timing senpai
>>26608702
>tfw short and very skinny
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>>26606498
Hey look this is now a offical cebruz thread
where only cebruz are allowed
all fembots on /r9k/ are just ugly as fuck boys so this is rather a cebruz thread
>>26608893
what the fuck is a cebruz?
>>26609192
no fucking idea
>>26609192
>>26609316
a faggot tripfag ban evader. just report and move on.
why do you care? you can get a boob job if you really want one. also a lot of guys don't give a shit what your bra size is. 34B and it doesn't bother me at all
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>>26609192
>tripfag
>not using trip
assmadd liar confirmed
also
>being mad about me iin a fembot thread
found the ugly as fuck white knight who will be always a virgin
>>26609631
are you a tranny or just a gay cebruz?
>>26606498
>At least guys with small dicks don't have to worry about everybody knowing they have a small penis.
actually they do because as soon as a girl sees it shell tell everyone
>>26606498
Why wasn't WataMote a bigger success? No merchandise, no second season.. meanwhile, the fucking obnoxious hamster girl gets all the attention the world can give her.
>>26610825
Just like in the anime.
I feel like the writers knew what they were doing.
>>26610825
because tomoko a shit
>wah why won't Chad pay attention to me
