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Ok get in here its story time. this one happened at the last
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Ok get in here its story time.
this one happened at the last Halloween party and I'm telling it now because I just recovered, I'm gonna try to green text it as best as I can.

>be me 2k15
>be Halloween
>spooks everywhere
>3spooky5me.gif
>decide to be spooky too
>get invited to party at a dorm
>get dressed as Vader
>pic related
>bitches love class
>go to party with mask on
>everyone who sees me on the way takes pictures with me
>they fucking love my custom
>confidentboost.jpg
>arrive at party
>only one dressed except for some NORMIES who just have face paint
>lolfaggots.jpg
>chicks dig my vader swag
>they take pictures with me
>one chick sticks more than the others
>tell me my suit is awesome multiple times and sometime while screaming in excitement
>grind a couple of times
>she cant hold her wet panties
>tells me to take off mask
>I play hard to get and refuse
>starts making out with mask
>wtfbitchfokoff.gif
>she's horny as hell
btw at this point I'm missing out on all of those hints I'm just dancing and taking pictures with others and too dumb to realize she wants to fuck
>go outside to breath a little bit
>bitch follows
>starts talking
>i make a joke about my penis being a light saber
>she laughs and starts rubbing my light saber
>I completely miss the hints
>she's really drunk and her pussy could fix africa
>asks me again to take off the mask
>refuse again
>starts rubbing my penis and says "pretty please"
>fokoffuslut.webm
>starts walking away
>she gets angry and slaps my helmet off
>she see's my face
>close in to make out
>push her to the ground
>"bitch you broke my fucking mask"
>she gets up and leaves
>still missing the hook up hints
>realize she wanted to fuck after I go home
>fuckmeintheass.jpg
>still think about it everytime I go to sleep

so what stories keep you up at night ?
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at least you got invited to a party
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spooky shit right there
>>
how much of a faggot can you be
>>
>be me
>sick
>get X-ray done
>discover there is a skeleton inside me
>spooked to death
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>>26605902
who gets an X ray done when they're sick Idiot
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It's ok to be beta
>>
bump I wanna hear some beta stories
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>>26605744
lol nice dubs
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>>26605744
I dont know if its a good thing that you're this beta or not
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>>26605744
Its ok OP dont work yourself you still have next halloween
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>>26606220
>Next Halloween

If he hasn't killed himself by then
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