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Daily Existential Crisis Edition
Waifus, post
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My waifu is a boston terrier
watch out lads
>>26604308
Alice a cute.
>>26604308
Posting a Jun. getting ready for a nice comfy night.
I'm here lads, late night comfy DA inq.
>>26604395
That doesn't look like origins you casual.
Stop giving ea money.
>>26604308
Making sure to get the waifu in early before I forget.
>>26604395
>DA inq
>The fat ugly angry nerd girl from uni has actually got a bf
She turned so many guys off by being a total cow, she was like the female version of a neckbeard and now she has a bf. What a joke. Pic is in the vein of what she looks like.
>>26604438
Please stop posting. This is cringey as fuck.
Brexit, britfeel, Brexit is the buzzword
>>26604308
ogrefu is my waifu
>>26604308
>tfw not sure if I feel happy or sad
>>26604485
Fucking tyrannt. My waifu is real.
>>26604438
Did the dickhead who made this game make a bunch of characters specifically as tumblr teen self inserts or something.
But Xbox One doesn't have DA Origins, though.
>>26604516
Yeah basically.
o
>>26604539
Fuck off stroop hagelslagg.
>>26604395
What's the multiplayer like? I loved Mass effect 3's multi despite hating the single player.
>>26604539
doden jezelf
>>26604539
Nigger lovers out.
>Poleaboo got banned on all boards
>played some Digimon
>sister told him to get off because she wanted to watch TV
>smashed the freeview HD box and remote in the garden
Detective was probably right to worry about his potential but very wrong to ban him from the internet
>>26604604
It's decent enough, never played ME 3.
Phishing was successful
Got her (friends) Facebook account, they exchanged over 1000 messages, some interesting info on her but nothing about me
Should be easy to get her account now
A lot of options
>>26604681
u did it champ
>>26604681
>mfw poleaboo gets a THIRD stalking charge
>>26604681
Well done Poleaboo.
Hi GCHQ. I didn't mean that stuff about pakis and jews. XXX.
>>26604711
What I'm planning is sending her a message with a link to a phishing page (pretend it's her tumblr but Facebook asks her to confirm she wants to leave)
Block her so she can't reply and alarm her friend with a reply
Just need a convincing link name, maybe an URL shortner
>>26604754
Not poleaboo
>>26604672
>never played ME 3.
You should play it for the multi senpai. Pretty sure it's still alive to this day since it's so well made. I went full autist mode collecting everything.
Poleaboo is the saviour of the paki race
Allah bless Poleaboo
>>26604887
I know you post on 8ch
>>26604887
Pakistani rats is the new meme.
It's logical after turkroaches.
>>26604681
>they exchanged over 1000 messages, some interesting info on her but nothing about me
Thought you said you were sure she talked about you? Maybe, they don't actually care about you? Ever think of that lad?
I really dislike the OP image. It feels soulless. I much prefer last year's. It doesn't feel like the same thread anymore.
>>26604932
Established history:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/122670.stm
Paki in its natural habitat.
>>26604953
Not poleaboo
Don't have the account of either of the main girls, just one of her friends, giving me what I originally desired 2 years ago, pics of her
>>26604959
its a reflection of reality.
currently listening to deftones lads
>>26605003
>giving me what I originally desired 2 years ago, pics of her
Congrats, you got your dream. At the cost of almost everything.
>>26605002
Pakrat *sic
>>26605016
I come here to get away from reality.
>>26605023
Actually up for that "Tray Washing" job again, it's all looking up
>>26604681
lol @ going through all this effort when you could just join GCHQ and get everything you want for free
>Poleaboo still getting 10+ hits a day on his blog
Who are these people?
Also found a twitter mentioning him that has, 2000 followers and a tumblr linked
>>26605128
It's only worth something because you had to work for it
>>26605148
>Also found a twitter mentioning him that has, 2000 followers and a tumblr linked
kek, you made it big lad.
POLEABOO MOVIE WHEN
Evening Anglos
>>26605148
I think your a internet phenomenon. Have you considered a Youtube channel or Twitch stream where you tell us about your fascinating experiences as a shitskin in the UK?
did a wee twenty minutes ago and need another one
is it worth it to get out of my comfy bed throne lads
>>26604308
>>26604308
It's that time already?
>>26605184
hes not allowed on the internet yet though right?
>>26605184
>you're an internet phenomenon
*Was
>>26605212
It's fine, he can record the videos and have his "mate" post them. Just like he does on here.
>>26604308
I'll tell you what I definitely did not do is reply to this post and forget to post a picture.
>>26605232
Please start a vlog series. Or a hearthstone lets play, fully voiced.
Listening to a pirate radio station lads.
Gonna try and become a chav.
http://tunein.com/radio/Cyndicut-UK-s103251/
>>26605232
Bit too risky t b h
>>26605252
Yeh blad, sownds propa. B lyk it 2002 agen yeh.
https://youtu.be/D8PeDsO0vGo
>>26605250
Poleaboo has gotten pretty shit at Hearthstone, lost his appetite for the game too
At rank 10
First time since August not hitting rank 5
>>26605318
It's sad that this brings back memories...
https://youtu.be/dTek4AdPkik
>>26605318
>>26605355
My gs.
>sweet as a nut
>22:02
Where is the film you said there would be a film
What song will you have at your funeral lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A
>>26605561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYELAu9hqdU
>>26604308
Posting the waifu~
>tfw I fainted again
>>26605561
>Implying anyone would bother giving me a funeral
>>26605663
Faint into my arms next time
>>26605561
https://youtu.be/A8gO0Z818j4
>>26605663
Please get some help senpai. We all want to see you well here.
>>26605663
do you think that is healthy and normal lad? maybe you need a bf to look after you.
>>26605734
>. We all want to see you well here
don't speak for the group
>Tilde
She's not as pretty as she thinks she is
Just picture her after she's had kids
I bet she sits at home and listens to The Smiths
Deep down she's just like everybody else
>Shoutanon
He's not as clever as he likes to think
He's just ambitious with his arguing
He's crap at dancing, yeah and he can't hold his drink
Deep down he's just like everybody else
>Poleaboo
I'm not as awesome as this song makes out
I'm angry, underweight and sketching out
I'm building bonfires on my vanities and doubts
To get warm just like everybody else
>>26605663
I'll poz your neghole lad
http://youtu.be/8tfNc8rcVgw
Tonight lads I hope you can sit, stand or watch this movie with each other as a life has fallen, another life I don't know what I was waiting for. Death of my own comfy life is creeping towards me, a total inwards collapse I foresee, that should move any normal one to action, but as the paint drys I can only sketch the next piece to sit here watching the peaceful chaos of risking it all and loosing, hopefully to keep living.
>don't try
>don't fail
Nothing serious just a few lines accompanying another lonesome Friday, cut your heart out, this is bonsai, cut a key it's as far from valentines as a clock face can see, cut a lilly; why? Nobody cares to know. Oh I do love the spoken word it goes in tandem with be cute and be heard like this black ink I wrote with. Then remind lonely likes to eat food not money don't cut your self honey, I was created back then to do one thing, drink the tonic wine and wait until the end of M9
Technology is getting too aesthetic as it gains advancement lads.
This way I'll never live in a synth-wave world.
>>26605779
Nice one lad, I enjoyed that.
>>26605663
BOIPUSSY OUT NOW TWINKBOY
>everyone is out or asleep
Looks like Poleaboo can play Digimon
>>26605817
I love that shit, I used to dream of visiting cities like they have in those 80s/90s Japanese animes. Looks like they're never gonna happen now.
I did go to Korea for a bit and walking down the main drag at night when every building is covered head to toe in neon lights was pretty awesome though.
>>26605663
Have you considered making a blog tildey? Could use something to tide me over until poleaboo updates his
>>26604842
>>Not poleaboo
then who the fuck are you and who are you hacking?
>tfw being given less and less responsibilities at work and having shit that i used to do be given to someone else
>>26605848
MOVIE NIGHT MATEY EVERYONES BUSY
>>26605862
It's amazing what animes and sci-fis saw in the future while completely missing other things.
Like you've got animes whit artificial intelligence and flying cars where everyone is still using CRT monitors.
And the iPad is more advanced than the tablets they use in Star Trek.
>>26605885
>we all mocked his speaking in the third person defence
You're one dense cunt, detective
Maybe Poleaboo is a criminal mastermind
>>26605896
I just got demoted at work from a management position. They've given me a week off paid to recuperate.
My salary is going down by 4,000 quid
>>26605896
That's how it went with Poleaboo before he was fired
He could seethe writing on the wall and scared off one of his first prospective replacement
>>26605896
>tfw I get paid minimum wage
>tfw I'm at the absolute bottom of the company
>tfw I wouldn't mind getting laid off at this point because I have a couple grand in the bank and live at my parents' house
>>26605896
This was sort of happening to me until I made it clear I was intending to move groups and my boss shit himself.
He's giving another guy much better work than me without asking while I had to practically beg to be put on it, despite being more senior.
>>26605949
Shit man, hope you earn enough for that not to hurt too much.
>>26605896
My boss knows I'm thinking of leaving and has rightly assumed my recent absences are job interviews. He tried to reach out to me and said he would hate for me to leave and want to do anything to help me, except pay me what I'm worth of course.
>>26606001
You're getting a raise soon lad
>>26605817
>tfw will never join a biker gang in a rapidly deteriorating cyberpunk city, as envisioned by 80's writers
>tfw will never terrorise the normie salarymen with my crew of masked misfits.
I just keep eating, its all I enjoy, I'm getting fat.
Movie night is off.
The streamer has been banned from 4chan and is now unironically streaming Stewart Lee to get back at us.
>>26606072
I got a raise a few months ago. An extra hundred quid a year. They can fuck off
>>26606012
Well I'm going down from 24,000 to 20,000.
I'm looking elsewhere for work anyway. I've been in my chosen industry for so long now I can start applying for "Industry Specialist" roles within the area which is basically consulting work. That starts at 25,000 and leads on to 30,000 Business Analyst jobs.
Being a manager is shit really. I don't miss the job just the money.
>>26605707
That would be nice, anon~
>>26605734
I am unsure about getting help, but I appreciate your concern~
>>26605735
I think the ends justify the means~a bf doesn't sound like a bad idea though
>>26605801
I don't understand what you're trying to say, I have never been good with slang senpai~
>>26605843
Not today~
>>26605865already have oneIt is completely private and I can't imagine anyone finding it interesting~
>tfw haven't got motivation to do push ups
I'm sad fampai
My stomach is full but I'm not drunk yet, its going to be a tough night
>>26606205
as long as you think you are happy big Ttfwstillnobfwtflads
>>26606250
bfs are pretty gay lad
>>26606250
you aren't going to get a bf because you want some sort of open relationship faggot
>>26606141
What did he expect from spamming his link over and over?
>>26606250
Thats a really cute picture desu lad
>>26606267
nah lad its not gay, its 2016 straight lads can have a bf you know.
Interesting topic lads. Do you think psychic powers could ever be real? They're used in all forms of media but no one really ever tries to explain how they would work.
How could you break the laws of physics just by thinking it?
I know this belongs in /adv/ but it's too full of normies
>be me today
>at work
>bored
>decide to prank call another store
>adopt character of "Bojan the angry Balkan"
>ask the guy how many Bosnian Marks I'd get for 500 pounds (knowing that we don't stock them)
>he fannys around and says he can order them
>I say OK and ask about Serbian Dinar (we don't sell those either)
>he clicks and says "actually, we don't stock those and we don't sell Bosnian Mark either"
>Now Bojan gets mad
>Normally when doing prank calls, I either lose my shit and either wrap it up or just come clean
>But I am in the zone. I am Bojan.
>"Oh for... goat whore... OK then tell me you have Albanian Lek" (again, I know we don't)
>I'm sorry sir but I think it is a closed currency. You know like Tunisia
>What the fuck you tell me Tunisia. I go Bosna i Serbia. Where is manager?
>He tries to handle the situation by claiming he's the manager (he isn't)
>I ask for his manager and how to contact him
>He says I could come to the store and complain
>I describe his store's locale and say something along the lines of "YOU BE THERE. I WILL SEE YOU SOON. I AM BOJAN"
Turns out, he was legitimately scared and called his line manager who is doing fuck knows what.
This is probably why arseburgers shouldn't do prank calls.
Anyways, am I OK?
Who here garlic sauce on a kebab?
>>26606304
Loads of 14 year olds on >>>/x/ are psychic apparently.
>tfw no straight lad bf
He'd tease me about being gay as I sucked his cock
>>26606304
Yes
You wouldn't need to break the laws of physics, just put an ir transmitter in your brain through which you can communicated with objects or other people.
>>26606250
I am sure you will find a bf someday, you seem like a lovely person to me so I have no doubts it will happen~
>>26606349
I mean more like telekinesis
>>26606304
>Interesting topic lads.
No it isn't.
>Do you think psychic powers could ever be real?
No.
>They're used in all forms of media
Give me one legit example of said powers ever being used.
>but no one really ever tries to explain how they would work.
They do but very highly unscientifically
>How could you break the laws of physics just by thinking it?
Laws of science are ever evolving but never by mere thought.
>>26606304
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/01/140116085105.htm
>be me today
stopped reading there. stop doing this shit
>>26606322
burger sauce thanks mate.
>>26606327
please i cant handle this.
>>26606363
thanks lad very nice of you.
>>26606364
no, there's no such mechanism
>>26606387
I could have been talking about someone else doing some shit yesterday.
Wanker.
>>26606322
I'm more of a mayonnaise on a kebab type of guy
>>26606304
The first question you have to answer are are our brains just normal brains that are a bit better than the brains of all other animals on earth.
Or are they special and can do things that no other animals brains can do?
Seeing as how only humans are conscious and self-aware it kinda hints that our brains are a bit special.
>>26606322
I'm more of a don't fund jihadis kinda guy.
>>26606414
What the actual fuck. You cretin.
You defile one of national dishes like that? Where's your pride?
>>26606313
You are fine mate they are not going to go to the feds and trace the call are they?
Funniest one I had was back in the day working as a drivers mate for a DIY store me and the driver would always prank call the store
>he rings up
>girl answers
>calls her by her middle name of Facebook which is 'kittycat;
>she just goes with it
>he pretends to be the regional manager
>she doesn't question why the regional manager is calling her kittycat
>tells her he needs to speak to the manager immediately about an incident at the shop
>she says okay and puts the phone on old to get the manager who is a right angry arsehole
>dying of laughter in the van hang up before manager picks up
Then another time I was ready to clock out and saw one of the manager's left his email open on the PC
>call girl on the desk over and show her he left his email open
>write an email titled 'I love cocks' to another manager and write in it 'I'm gay lol'
>cracking up but don't have the balls to send it
>This other kiddie walks over and hits send
>we're all dying of laughter
>he sends another email to another manager saying 'hey I'm gay I noticed the way you look at me meet me outside tomorrow so I can suck you off'
>proceed to email every manager on this guys account with gay stuff
>dying of laughter
>they try to investigate
>no one ever suspected us
Good times.
>>26606408
What if we could control how particles interacted with each other with thought?
>>26606452
It tastes kush though, mate
>>26606440
>Seeing as how only humans are conscious and self-aware it kinda hints that our brains are a bit special.
We are told that because it makes us believe human life is somehow more valuable than any other, but it is hardly a provable fact.
>>26604308
Having a night of listening to Oasis while playing some games.
>>26606396
GARLIC SAUCE OR FUCK OFF
>>26606474
outside of the particles in your body, you can't
>>26606488
>but it is hardly a provable fact.
Animals don't contemplate their existence.
>>26606488
this
how do we even know what animals think since we can only make educated guesses from observance
shoutanon.tumblr.com
have we been compromised lads?
>>26606538
>last post two years ago
probably something unrelated that happens to have the same name
>>26606560
or like tilde, just had his past dug up
>>26606560
shit never even noticed that actually, I'm drunk though
>>26606534
The very fact that animals don't try and communicate proves they're incredibly stupid.
>>26605561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdwBRn2NKWM
How does /britfeel/ about kpop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px2Q47O0_eE
>ordered kebab from the local
>took an hour to arrive and was cold when it got here
>had a headache all day, feel like fucking shit
>monitor's started ghosting pretty hard
How's your day been, /brit/feel? Mine's been fucking shite.
>>26606508
fine, i'm going to order from rowner grill instead you paki cunt.
>>26606378
The laws don't evolve cuntbiscuit, they are the same as about one second after the Big Bang, our understanding evolves
AND there are protons that "mere" change when observed as apossed to when they weren't being observed, it's not exactly thought but it's a bit strange none the less
>>26605355
nice dubs, has leathal bizz grown into that nose or had some work done
>Bomemetic
>>26606524
>Animals don't contemplate their existence.
How can you prove that?
>>26606463
Yeah, I should be reet. The manager is pretty sound with me and has brushed off far worse complaints from actual customers.
I used to be a driver's mate and I actually miss it quite a lot. Not only are you on the road all day and getting bretty hench from all the lifting but you can get away with all kinds of shit because of the general anonymity of the job.
My driver was a nutter and he used to love properly tailgating cars with teenage girls in the back while I got my cock out for them. The fathers would get furious but what the fuck were they going to do on a motorway?
Unfortunately, we ended up having a proper fight while delivering a fridge to a high school... during lunchtime in full view of hundreds of students.
Still, wageslaves should get as much shits and giggles out of work where possible...
>>26606596
i dunno, if i was an animal i wouldn't want to communicate with humans if i didn't have to
humans are kind of wankers
>>26606659
>monitor's started ghosting pretty hard
Fuck bro I know that feel, noticed this shit when I was playing arma 3 earlier on mine and now I can't unsee it
>>26606596
>The very fact that animals don't try and communicate proves they're incredibly stupid.
Which animals don't communicate? Dolphins have a very complex language as do whales and even dogs and cats communicate just not with language. Are we saying language=self awareness?
>>26606655
It's like western pop in that some of it is alright and some of it is poor. But it's worst than western pop because autists like you keep wanking over it.
>>26606689
They lack the brainpower.
We know from AI research that creating a computer that can contemplate it's own existence is incredibly difficult.
>>26606708
Yeah, browsing 4chan's becoming pretty damn hard.
A shame because it's the only thing I have the motivation to do anymore.
>>26606659
made a post on 4chan about how i'm being given less to do at work and now thanks to responses i'm massively depressed and feel like i'm going to get fired
>>26606712
Language proves you've got a lot of mental power and that's required for self-awareness.
Animals don't really attempt to communicate with humans, and it's not just about not understanding how humans communicate.
If a person came across an alien that didn't communicate with language the person would still do everything in it's power to attempt to work out communication. An Animal has never done that.
>>26606690
>those drivers mate stories
bahahaha sounds like the drivers I had
We had to deliver some fence panels to a council estate once the driver I was with was from roughest council estate in the city and had been done for assault on police and stuff like that.
>pull up at 4pm
>their slot was 12pm-4pm
>on time
>bloke comes out and we say got your fence
>about to unload it
>his dad comes out going mental
>shouting at us saying 'HOW THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO PUT T UP NOW IT IS 4PM WE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY'
>I try explaining to him his slot was 12-4pm and it is now 4pm
>he is going nuts
>another two of his sons come out
>he starts calling us cunts and stuff
>driver loses it
>starts trying to fight the dad
>me and the sons holding them apart
>dad walks off
>we get in van to drive off while driver is shouting at him he isn't getting his panels
>sons come out to the car with the dad who is still chatting shit
>driver opens door while we are pulling away starts fighting the dad
>have to try to pull him back in
>the sons were gunna start but thankfully decided to just hold the dad back so we could drive off
Good times.
>>26606796
I don't believe that, people with dogs and cats can tell you they can get their point across pretty well. Piss a dog off it will bark at you, if your cat wants to go outside it will walk up to you meow then walk to the door and paw at it.
mixed girls so fit desu senpai
>>26606847
Those are pretty simplistic needs and wants though.
>>26606297
>it's 2016
it was worth the 2 second mute m8
>>26606756
Then fuck off normie.
>>26606868
They are still communicating a point.
I just don't buy the whole idea that humans are the only ones who know they exist thing. To me it seems like old Christian rhetoric which we believed for thousands of years because the bible said God made the world for us to rule over. There has been less than 100 years of research into animal's brains. Up until recently it was accepted that humans were the only species that could problem solve, which is part of the reason we can control the world like we do. It has since been shown a lot of animals, particularly certain monkeys and even birds can solve logical problems through trial, error and thought.
There is no definitive science to even prove what consciousness is so I think it is impossible to say we are the only creatures that experience it. I am sure it comes from the old Christian beliefs and if looked at purely objectively and scientifically there is nothing behind it, outside of the fact we obviously have better developed brains. But is there a part of the brain that is responsible for consciousness? A part we have and that animals do not? It seems purely religious workings to me.
>>26606939
nah friendo
F5 F5 F5
F5
F5 F5 F5
>>26605815
http://youtu.be/swbjXKtkyLA
http://youtu.be/o_ofHHlSdcU
http://youtu.be/bbEoRnaOIbs
This should get us a bit closer to movie time lads
>Try to paste something from an article
>Non-ASCII text is not allowed.
Why hasn't nip moot fixed this glitch yet?
>>26607037
>paste to notepad
>copy again
>post
>>26607031
Defile white girls with VIRILE NUBIAN SEED right lads (desu)
that feel when moving to london for postgrad in september. will probably have to share a room with 3 pakis
>>26606988
There are tests for thing such as the theory of mind and whether a being is aware.
For instance being able to recognise a mirror is you, or to suppress immediate instinctual responses to get a long term gain, to understand and anticipate the reactions and thoughts of others.
Most animals lack this and are really driven by instincts or training, you may say the same about humans though I guess
>>26607112
Don't worry about it mate. Pakis are bro-tier.
>>26606823
Brilliant!
Two more off the top of my head...
>Driver drove hungover most days
>First drop of the day in some shitty seaside town in East Anglia
>Driver tries to manoeuvre out of small town car park
>beeep beeep beeep beeep beeep beeep >SMASH
>Girl screaming
>"Shit. Go out and check to see."
>He's knocked over a concrete bollard.
>"Ah fuck it"
>Vrrrrrm vrrrrrm vrrrrm
>SMASH
>Beeep beeep beeep beeep
>SMASH
>Repeat ad infinitum
>He's rekt five of the six bollards in said car park
>Half of this shitty town now watching
>We drive off
>Not a single fuck was given that day
>Driver also had a tremendous temper
>Doing a thing where we give out a crate of Lucozade with every fridge
>Driver trips over a loose plank
>Goes fucking spare
>Launches this crate of Lucozade about the back starts booting the fucker in a blind fury
>Shop staff watching
>It's the last crate we have. It's theirs.
>Driver's already stormed back into his seat.
>I gather the loose bottles, all dented, half split, place them haphazardly onto a cardboard tray
>Hand it to shop staff with driver constantly beeping his horn
>I think they just wanted us out of there
Good times indeed.
>>26607112
Just had an offer accept in Bristol. I'm almost on the property ladder.
>>26606378
sorry for using the C word that was rude of me
They are going to make me stay at the hospital full time starting tomorrow. I am sorry I will not be here to wait for you. I hope somebody will see this and pass it along to you. You know how to contact my mother.
>>26607031
>when you turned up for movie time
>but really
>there was no movie time
>>26607174
what the fuck is her name Natasha?
>>26607167
That's quite alright.
I'd already forgotten the matter. Besides, I was also being rather curt.
My point was the the laws >we write on physics are ever evolving. However, there is zero evidence of any notion of a psychic law existing. Hence that $1,000,000 challenge thing.
But it isn't a matter that concerns me greatly truth be told.
>>26607158
Is Bristol the best city to live in the UK?
>>26607174
She's dead mate for fucks sake. I'm not exactly pleased about it either but just let it go.
might become a wrestler lads.
>>26607240
She is not dead. Show me proof. Real proof.
>>26607276
I killed her.
>>26607229
No mate, croydon is
>>26607174
Have fun in the funhouse dude.
I'm a neet needs to get a job. How do I get a job?
>>26607276
I've only seen the stuff you've seen. But it is pretty convincing considering we haven't heard from her in months, and she did say she only had months to live...
>>26607315
croydon is the arsehole of london
>>26607322
They will let me out after a few weeks. It is easy to give them what they want.
>tfw I try to be sick but all I get are droplets of blood
wew lads. Now I have to go for a 4 mile walk as a minimum to burn off these calories or have another mental breakdown~
>>26607346
A single screenshot is not convincing. A fake obituary is not convincing.
>>26607153
Why are drivers mental? I can see why ours were tbf being paid 6.90 an hour to drive and lift heavy shit all day. The driver from the prank calls was a joker though, when we'd go to rich areas he used to tell the occupants to keep an eye on me while I was in their house because apparently I just got out of jail for burgularly and was working with him as part of a program to get criminals back working, he made up a name for it like 'Jobs for Convicts' or something. Was hilarious to watch the posh customers faces.
>>26607352
DON'T TALK SHIT BOUT CROYDON M8 I'LL FUCKING SMASH YOU UP
can anyone in the south west host me tomorrow who's in a city with 8mb download or more? i'll give you 10 quid and bring some beers
i'm trying to watch a big pro halo event qualifer but my internet is 3~mb download; really hate living in the sticks.
>>26607276
>Hello, my name's Raymond Day. Welcome to Paraside. Let's see where the spirit takes us.
>>26607380
But you accept that she is/was terminally ill and said she only has/had months to live?
>>26607229
Bristol is a nice city if you live in the good areas but to live in the good areas you need mega money. It is basically London prices but without all the bad stuff. Traffic is shit though.
Although if you live in shit parts of Bristol it is like Beirut. It is basically two cities, the rich and the poor and there is a massive divide. I wrote a long post about the gentrification that has gone on and the results of it the other night.
If you got money I highly recommend living in Bristol. If you don't then don't even bother.
>Researchers are saying that to increase brain power humans would have to consume a disproportionate amount of additional energy.
Since evolution is the race to get the most out of the least amount of energy I guess we're not evolving to be smarter any time soon :/
>>26607430
I was not here when she said that. You are all just trying to break me.
>>26607378
Someone ate their stash of choccy woccy.
>>26607448
What is that from? overeating makes you fat not clever
>>26607424
worse sketch desu senpai
>>26607474
They are saying that to power a theoretical smarter brain we would have to eat more.
But we only have these ones so no reason to pig out.
>>26607385
>Why are drivers mental?
I can only speak for my driver but he was ex-forces who both killed and saw his mates getting killed in Norn Iron and the Falklands.
I guess after that and with zero qualifications, the only decent paying job (he's on 30k - nights out) he could get was driving a lorry. To be fair, he was a very good driver and given his regimented upbringing (he certainly wasn't raised by his parents), his timekeeping was immaculate.
I suppose it might also have something to do with the whole monotony of the job and the "macho" nature of the work.
Obviously, not all drivers are madheads. Some I worked with were as chill as fuck.
Hope that goes some way to answering your question.
>>26607448
>Anon, can you pass me that mini Hadron Collider and a couple of those 400g Toblerones.
>>26607562
Of course to power more cells you need more food. 'Research' really is a bunch of retards doing nothing for years then slapping things we already knew in a report
>>26607258
The British indie scene is booming right now and WWE is constantly recruiting people for NXT. This is a smart career move. Just have a backup plan so you can quit before you become a broken down drug addict that dies before they're 50.
>>26607229
It's becoming London part 2. Labour won everywhere but all the suburbs vote Conservative. There's niggers all over town but if you pick the right area you can be rid of them.
>>26607378
Walking is shit. Go for a run mate.
>>26607378
maybe you should just kill yourself honestly.
In all seriousness who here likes Jeremy Corbyn?
I think he would be a bretty gud PM.
>>26607563
Fair enough.
>being late
>in the army
Pick one and only fucking one. I had to stop during a six mile cross country run in Grantham. Everyone else had to do press ups whilst I caught up. Suffice to say my laces were done up tight from then on. We had to do the same thing when anyone was late for parade.
>>26607892
Yeah he is based. Most of britfeel supports him; the racism is just ironic.
>>26607738
Is there any decent cities in the UK anymore? Cheltenham is OK but it's more of a town.
>>26607912
He is certainly better than david cameron who seemingly wants to ruin life for everyone kek.
>>26607892
No.
He's a complete git and is as close as you can be to the opposite of Britishness. Absolute clown. Sorry lads but the free gf policy is a hoax.
>>26607892
>>26607912
What do you like about him?
>>26607951
He wants to smash the white man and bring about true equality. That's something I can get behind.
>>26607948
Only Sir Nige can save us now, to be honest with you.
>>26607444
>Recently moved to a shit part of Bristol near IKEA.
>Have no money and hate living here.
The city probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't poor and barely scraping a living but living in this part of Bristol is absolutely soul crushing.
At least I don't live in Easton I guess.
>>26607951
How he is just an ordinary british dude, his charity work, his stance on the privatisation of the NHS. Jut think he's bretty gud.
>>26607892
His heart is in the right place but there's no fucking way he's ever going to be prime minister. It's more likely that Kilroy will retake control of UKIP and run the country
>>26607892
he's too much of a liberal.
>>26607892
>UK Politics
>Supporting anyone other than our guy nige
>>26608001
Agh, I meant Just not jut.
Can someone sing me a lullaby lads? Having trouble getting to sleep
>play division beta with the few friends i have
>realise i'm the only one talking, fucking around with game mechanics and making jokes
>they're silently going from objective to objective, only speaking up to mention if enemies are nearby
This isn't the first time I've noticed this happening. My friends are just so incredibly boring to play games with. Wish I knew how to make new ones but that probably isn't happening.
Might get mum to call in sick for me tomorrow lads
Havent had a sick day in over a year and I really cant be fucked to go in
What ya reckon?
>>26608014
I guess you could say that.
you have been muted for 2 seconds because your comment was unoriginal
>>26608005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q8HpCsOTGE
>kilroy
honourable mention
I mean even if we disagree on the JC/farage thing we can all agree that the conservatives are cunts? ja?
>>26608048
Call in sick where? To work? School?
>>26607999
Come to my house mate. It'll be fun.
>>26608001
He seems quite not ordinary to me he is by anyone's definition hard left and has spent a career going on about it.
Most of labour are ex commie who are now power grabbing cunts, he has remained true to his beliefs which i something I can respect but I don't think he would make a good leader
>>26604292
rejected on all my PhD applications boys
fuckin drink up
>>26608086
>School
>On a Saturday
Boys. I've got some big news.
I've been in love with a girl for a year and a half now, and she just told me she feels the same way. I literally don't think I've ever felt this happy. I finally fucking know what it feels like to have feelings reciprocated! Somebody loves me after 21 fucking years! I want to thank you all, /britfeel/, you've been there for me during my darkest times. I'm sure I'll be back one day, maybe even soon, but for the time being, I bid you all farewell.
Good luck, chaps.
>>26608128
He might be some posh twat that goes to a private school. I hear they go to school on Saturdays
>>26608095
Ah, In my eyes he just wants to help everyone lol.
What about him do you think isn't ordinary?.
Also who do you support? famalamadingdong
>>26608140
Congratulations!, be sure to keep us updated.
>>26608081
Jam should be Britfeel compulsary viewing.
>>26608094
I don't even have enough money for the bus right now, where abouts do you live?
>>26608033
Any good?
>>26608048
Do it yourself you fucking minge. You're a grown man. Better yet, work instead of scrounging.
>>26608085
Yes but for different reasons. I work for a living so I'm not a fan of the pro-European, pro-mass migration "Conservative" party. They like Europe because it's a nice source of cheap labour. Lefties don't like them because of muh junior doctors - "Better get ill on a weekday grandma! I was brought up in a posh house so I deserve a nice wedge!"
>>26608140
hope it all works out for you
>>26608148
I'd have poured my piss bottles over my parents if I was made to go to school on the weekend.
>>26608188
what is jam ?
i thought that was actual footage?
>>26608152
Isn't he a teetotal vegetarian socialist who has never done anything except be a an irritant at Westminster?
It feels just like an old school version of an SJW to me
I don't really support any of the current political parties, I don't really like the EU, that's one thing I agree with old Jeremy on, but I'm not committed to a party.
>>26608140
Good job m8. Here's to hoping you marry that girl, have kids, get old together and never hate each other like other old couples
>>26608140
Godspeed anon.
Origami comment
>>26608033
No offence lad but i think its the other way round. The Division looks like a really good game to play in a squad or group of mates, can't really blame them.
>>26608140
congrats, good luck with it all lad
and always remember the basis of a good relationship is communication
Broke my tooth on a piece of grit that somehow ended up in my chips.
How's everyone else doing?
>>26608216
Kek
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jam_(TV_series)
https://youtu.be/dEacGiMO3K0
>>26608102
What was your PhD in mate? Or is this an application to go on a PhD? Either way, what subject?
>>26608140
>21
Young pup. Congratulations anyway. I look forward to seeing you back here when you inevitably blow it.
>>26608152
>wouldn't it be nice if everyone was nice
Real world ain't like that kid. I wiss it was.
>We'll still have the submarines but with no nuclear missiles on them.
Absolute fucking clown. Laughing stock.
>>26608198
I'm BS16 now but I've just bought a flat on Filton Avenue. Anywhere near there?
>>26608048
Do it yourself or forever be a pussyhole. It'll take about 20 seconds. When I get too nervous to call in sick I take a deep breath and press dial, then there's no backing out, you've got about 5 seconds to compose yourself and before you know it the call is over.
