-Estee Edit Metalishadow Scarlet Eclipse cream as liner, and foil glitter all over lid.
-Urban Decay Naked 2 palette, Primal and Undone in crease and outer V.
-Estee Edit The EDGIest Kohl Shadowstick in Black Viper on waterline.
-Benefit They're Real Mascara
-Kat Von D Tattoo Liner in Trooper to draw on some bottom lashes.
>>26602802
>TFW I HAVE THE SAME HAIR AND MAKEUP AS HER BUT ILL NEVER HAVE THOSE FUCKING GENETICS
Why is there a makeup thread in my r9k on a friday evening?
>>26602802
Ugh I wish I could afford expensive palettes to play around with. I've been so lazy with my appearance lately.
This is definitely samefagging or a group of buds messing with us.
>>26602830
I just use primer, bb cream, powder, lipstick, brow filler, and liquid eyeliner
i have no fucking clue how to eyeshadow
>>26602857
>tfw ill never be as pretty as her
>>26602857
you can check samefagging beneath the thread mate
>>26602885
Same. My eyes are dark and very deep-set so I have to be careful with shadow. I just wear cheap concealer as far as face products go and focus my time and money on skincare and dat sheet mask glow.
Do you mind sharing how you do your brows?
Last thing I tried pushing my toothbrush up my ass. No satisfactory results.
On another subject, I tried to comb my hair to the right instead of to the left like always. Seems my cranium makes this last option the most aesthetically effective one.
>>26602934
well I mean if the guy is committed he could get around that but it's probably a group of buds then
>>26603025
I dont know and dont care, anon. Its part of r9k inherent beauty. Let the thread get pruned stoically.
>>26602978
Anal play takes time. You may need to just try inserting your finger tips for a few days and use lots of lube . When you can finger yourself, you can move on to bigger objects.
>>26603611
BY THE GODS, NO. I thought about it and it seems too disgusting for me. The toothbrush experience gave me a little boner, but no appreciable excitement (not the excitement I feel with Straight vanilla stuff), that, added to my surrender on any kind of sexual warfare or even the desire of dating anyone, makes up my decision on not exploring these obscure things just i case my mental stability goes to hell.
>>26602802
>wearing makeup
The last time I put on makeup was for a job interview, and even then it was only foundation and a little bit of eyeshadow. Why would you want to present a painted up version of yourself to the world instead of showing your actual face (except for the very few times when presenting yourself as a complete normalfag is necessary)?
>>26604791
Not OP, but I think wearing makeup is fun because it's art you can draw on your face. It's really fun to play with color and look different every day.
This thread is filled with faggots giving eachother makeup tips. Just, what?
>>26604833
>art you can draw on your face
I'll never understand this. It feels like painting a mask on my face, like I'm covering something up, not creating something. I'll stick to clothes, jewelry, nail polish, shoes, accessories and actual fucking interests and hobbies to express myself.
>>26604955
you can express yourself in both ways ;)
@Anonymous No.26602802
The girl in your pic is gross. Like bye bitch...
>>26602818
Lmao exactly this, why even live. I'm ugly and have shit skin, makeup doesn't fix anything and only gets me up to a 4/10
>>26602802
I'm trying to expand my music tastes
Got some mystery skulls and little miss gorey
I want some of that autistic sounding edm/breakcore but idk how to find any on spotify
>>26604791
>i'm naturally attractive i don't need makeup!!
you know what just be quiet
>>26606007
>implying I don't have acne, an uneven complexion, enormous bags under my deepset and tiny eyes, etc. etc. etc.
I could use makeup but I choose not to, because I'm more uncomfortable hiding my flaws than showing them.
>>26605948
>mystery skulls
2011 called
Just listen to anjunabeats mixes if you want to get into edm
State of Trance is also good but a lot more normie
Tchami is also great but he doesn't put out a lot of mixes
>>26606163
thanks for the recs anon, this is p good
Wearing make up isn't lying.
>>26604955
Face is a canvas.
is this her? reverse img doesnt help
Would you let your girlfriend put make up on you?
>boys pretending girls
Worst meme. It'll only end up in this board becoming roasties complaining that Chad hasn't fucked her for two days. Remember when MLP was just a joke too?
I experimented with some tentacle vomit hentai today
>>26609908
Is this good? Idk if i could get into this but i w2k friend
Is it true that Vitamins are a scam?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29v6rNFjlLI
>>26610309
>>>/d/
also there's good stuff on gelbooru if you want to try it
>>26604955
Make up can compliment what you have. It's not necessarily about hiding your imperfections.
Flew 6000 miles to fuck a girl.
>>26611378
was it good senpai? Was she your internet gf? Are you in love now?
>>26611392
was it good senpai?
It was definitely something. I don't regret any of it.
Was she your internet gf?
Yes.
Are you in love now?
Yes..
>>26611422
Im happy for you anon. You give me hope
>>26611443
Good luck!
Don't give up..!
>>26611537
I want to meet my internet friend/ ex gf. She has another internet bf but hes so insecure and scared when I talk to her. I think hes getting worried. Shes also been more flirty and sexual :3 I might be winning again...
Tfw u wil nvr b a pretty gril
>>26602802
Wow, who is this whore? She really tickles my fancy.
Anyone tried an online friend service like rentafriend?
Thinking about hiring someone to hang out with me because I'm lonely.
Buffalo Wild Wings has dried chicken. For a wing place, they sure do skimp out on the sauce. If you want more sauce, you have to ask for extra to dip the chicken in.
Seems like the only time you get extra sauce is if you do the Blazin' Wing Challenge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIYLfRNGxpg
>>26602802
so much make up. you don't need to put make up on the booty.
I've got this rash on my ass hole kind of reddish but like 1in in diameter am i died?
>>26602802
Honestly fuck UD, I like the texture of too faced so much more
>>26612942
Do you use baby wipes? Sometimes the alcohol can dry out the skin around your anus.
Do you constantly wear tight clothing? Wearing a lot of clothes can dry out your skin since your skin needs room to breathe.
Sometimes not wiping well or not showering for a long while can give you a rash.
how do you think you got the rash?
>>26612942
do you not shave your anus?
who /shaves their anus/ here?
looks better, wipes much cleaner.
>>26602802
Her makeup is shit, she's lucky she's attractive and no one gives a fuck.
>>26613045
>shave anus
>anus hair grows back and the sharp edges press against buttcheeks
If you want to remove your anus hair, you need to pluck it or wax it. Trimming it or shaving it causes discomfort.
>>26613086
i shave my anus hair every week. the only drawback is the small chance i'll cut something there when i put the razor on it.
proceed cautiously.
Isn't a bit unsanitary to wax your anus? If you bleed or break any skin, wouldn't feces get all up in your blood stream?
>>26602818
Hvis you a fru, I'll still penor you!
>>26613140
don't break your anus skin. it heals pretty fast, so no.
clean wipes, no butt jungle.
>>26602802
Are those video games or drugs? Black viper, is it addictive?
>>26602802
What the fuck is this? What board am I on?
if i took a picture of my ballsack and hairless anus, sent it to her along with some cash, do you think Sachie will love me?
>>26613170
They're cosmetics you silly ;)
Tried gentle femdom... I had a hard time staying bossy but I think I did alright
I would a Sachi. Hard.
>>26613184
or if i bought some cute thongs and wore a skirt, maybe put on some foundation, blush, lipstick and eye shadow and took a picture of myself on my knees and looking back at the camera?
do you think Caitlyn is into that ? cash donations come with every picture ofc.
>>26602802
F U CK O F F
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Stupid fucking annoying cunt.
>>26613045
i /shaves their anus/ lad. feels good man can't believe i lived without doing it
>>26613270
When did Sachie become Caitlyn?
>>26613317
it does feel good, looks good too.
>>26613363
not ever, yo!
>>26611356
lol yeah i'm sure it's complementing your naturally dark and full eyelashes, pale flawless skin, bright red lips, pink cheeks and dark eyelids right.
What a fascinating life women lead. Truly, they are sent from the gods. What titillating and stimulating hobbies, how they can balance these burning passions with real life really blows my mind.
>>26602802
So this woman's a hooker, right?
Pretty sure this is "you can buy sex from me" makeup.
>>26602802
Kat Von D's tattoo cover up makeup. It sucked ass and I hate her for Hawking such shitty merch.
>>26609571
I let a FWB put make up on me one time.I'm still not quite sure why. At least she didn't post me on Snapchat.
>>26602825
because makeup is for ugly girls so they can trick you into thinking otherwise and only ugly girls post on /r9k/ so of course they need a fuckton of makeup
I think Little Ceasar's bacon deepdish pizza is too salty and greasy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy7_byqlilQ
Make up isn't just for ugly girls.
tofu
And we wait above a road.
We're turning to go home.
And the silence from the side of the car,
Tells me everything and how we are.
'Cause there's no more trying to make this so right.
There's no more trying tonight.
And you know it's not so easy when
You're all alone,
And I wonder if I'm alone
In your head.
I know something is wrong,
I just don't know what to do.
You say it's only me, and that I'm so perfect for you.
I don't want to try no more,
I don't want to make this right.
I just want you to be true to me one time.
And you know it's not so easy when
You're all alone,
And I wonder if I'm alone
In your head.
Twelve days gone by since I have saw you last,
I'll give this one more try,
I'll give it all my best, and I'll ask
What could you be doing that is so much fun?
Without me by your side,
Without me by your side.
And I will take a step back, and I'll let you ahead,
And I will take a step away, and see if you come back,
Because there's no more trying to make this so right,
There's no more trying,
There's no more trying tonight.
We'll never be the same,
We will never be the same,
We will never be the same,
We will never be the same,
Until you're done.
