How close are you to the ideal penis size?
can someone post the real one
haven't measured since I was a teen but somewhere in the enjoyable and satisfying range
>>26602801
I'm just about in the enjoyable category, oh well fuck it not like I'm getting laid any time soon
and if I manage to get to that stage I really don't give a shit if my dick is good enough to get her off
>>26602820
There is no real one.
The only thing you can know for sure, is that if you are BELLOW 6X5 inches you are fucked.
6x4.7
Small
>mfw still A even though this is the troll chart
>>26602868
Kinda this. True alphas don't give a flying fuck how big their dicks are as long as they aren't micropenis. Women are extremely turned off by insecure men and only pretend to like sex to get things from men so just get laid and don't worry about it because you can't change it anyway.
>>26602801
>tfw barely made it into the C category
>tfw my length is literally not even on the chart
Holy shit I need to kill myself
>>26603023
12 x 10 by any chance?
somewhere on the B/C order I think
but I'm not sure if real girls even turn me on anymore, so whatever
>>26603063
3x4.5, friend
>>26603023
even when erect?
you have a legit fucking micropenis
>>26602801
I like how those charts move a bit more to the upper-right every time someone posts one.
One day the A-squares will be in the utmost right-upper corner and some people will still take the bait
>>26602801
nice photoshop brotherooney
What the fuck? Is this seriously real? Are women really this delusional? How the fuck is anyone who's not black supposed to match up to their ideal? We don't have a fucking chance.
>>26602801
>tfw not even in the "enjoyable" area
Doesn't really matter though. It's not like even if I had a giant dick, I could just whip it out in public.
>>26603217
>implying
Plenty of white guys here post these sizes.
>>26602801
I'm very satisfying but not ideal, i have length but lack girth to ideal.
lenght 16.5 cm
girth 17cm
someone cares to translate the values in Murrican?
>>26603296
preddy gud
pics pls
>tfw 4.5inch
>>26603275
>"people on the internet said it so it must be true!!!"
Yeah, no. 99% of white guys posting those sizes are either lying or are measuring wrong. I know /pol/ likes to delude themselves but if you look at the guys who fit in that 'Ideal' category, like 98% will be black.
>>26603326
I'm not posting pics of my dick on 4chan
just tell me how's that in Murrican size
>>26603296
>7 inches in girth
Oh boy, all the lies ITT..
>>26603355
come on bb make an anon happy :3
>>26602801
Barely 6", barely satisfiable.
How are some of those penis enlargement surgeries?
>>26603274
Look at the graph at (8.5, 4.4). Your welcome.
This meme graph needs to fucking stop.
>>26603093
Nope, not quite. Micropenis is less than 2.75 inches.
>tfw stuck inbetween tiny and micropenis size
>>26603420
>420
>DUDE
Is there a real graph somewhere? Google only returns the same graph.
4x4
Fuck off, i can go where ever i want
>>26603508
I have it saved somewhere, but I'm too fucking lazy to find it. The current graph is shifted by a few points to the right and up like two.
>>26603590
post pls, I'm interestedand also insecure af
Did anyone else have an ex that loved your cock most of the time but when she wasn't in to mood or upset with you she'd say you have a small dick and now you self-conscious and confused.
>>26603759
>ex would say "you're perfect for me"
>"for me"
>not objectively perfect
>she's probably getting rammed by a giant cock right now and telling the guy he's objectively "perfect"
>>26603610
This was the real graph I remember from a long time ago.
The "newer" one is a fucking meme that keeps cycling around (it has been doing so since this graph first popped up) so it's the only relevant one that ever shows up anymore based on Google.
>>26603933
>tfw 7x6
Feels good man
>>26603832
I know this feeling. Women are pretty good with twisting words
>>26603933
Lies.
Heres the real old one.
>>26603933
Well, this one is not much better tbqh, but at least I'm at the edge of the enjoyable category now.
>>26602801
Bottom left corner. Letter E.
My length is good but I have no idea what my girth is, I've done the toilet roll test and it really tight but fit inside but that really didn't tell what is the measurement?
>>26603933
>tfw upgraded to satisfying
I prefer this version
>>26603933
Those circumferences seems really large. Maybe I don't know anything, but 6.25" seems quite large for many girls.
>>26603933
>average is barely enjoyable
>>26604085
That's what I was thinking as well. We'll never know, will we?
>>26603933
>went from C to A
Feels good, man.
A, women always say i have a nice dick
>tfw 8 inches
>>26604085
women can't orgasm from anything under 6" girth. not even 5.99 repeating will do.
>>26603933
>>26602801
> Went from A to A
7.5" x ~6.25
4chan, you really make me feel more successful than I actually am
8x6.5 here, AMA
>>26604240
Why are you lying to yourself and others?
>>26604214
then lose your V card anon, godspeed
>>26604240
>>26604214
>>26604255
Almost everyone in this thread is lying. Typical.
Daily reminder bone pressed measurements don't count.
>>26604321
And why not? It's still your length, and the tissue that's not pressed back ends up being pressed back when you go balls deep
>>26604321
>bone pressed measurements don't count
You've never completely wrecked pussy have you? What do you think "balls deep" really means?
>>26604276
I need money to move away from this shithole I'm in, buy clothes, buy grooming equipment, consistent hot water to take showers with
Then I'm golden; also 6'2.5" in height, skinny, "cute face" according to people on here, many half-developed artistic and technical skills
Only drawbacks are being unable to speak at a moderate pace, unable to deal with emotional people, and yellow teeth
Just measured myself
6.25 inches length
5.125 inches circumference
I'd imagine that's pretty normie
>>26602801
>ideal is a pencil dick
lol no
>>26604367
That's pretty good. Basically 6x5 is average and anything a bit more is better, less is worse.
7x6 is probably on the very high end of penis size
Women don't measure a man's cock, and men often exaggerate their length by an at least 1" when a woman asks. They have no idea whats "idea". The fact that 36 posters are engaging in this thread and taking this piece of data seriously is quite sad.
>>26604085
I'm 5.7 and it's supposed to be bigger than something like 98% of penises out there. Women don't have a concept for size, they just say random shit.
>>26604432
>men often exaggerate their length by an at least 1" when a woman asks
Is it common that guys with actually big dicks keep it a secret to surprise women?
I feel like the payoff for packing heat would be tremendous, and all other women will believe her words than the ones coming out of your own mouth.
>>26603181
I'm curious as to how long it'll take for the chart to hit the 11"x9" as cut-off for "A" with people still taking the bait seriously.
Imagine someone out there already being anxious with their average penis concerned they need a 8"x6.5" to pleasure any womanwhile in reality only sizequeens (and the seasoned ones at that) would be able to "comfortably" and enjoyably take such a size, a guy with such a size getting cockblocked by their own size by the majority of women.
It's part amusing, part sad that people allow themselves to get insecure to such ridiculous degrees.
>>26604505
How would you even reveal your penis size in a conversation?
>>26603933
>4.5" x 4.5"
>still not satisfying
just kill me, senpai
"oh my god, it's so big it's like losing my virginity for a second time"
It's fun to know that all women I fuck will then will immediately gain higher standards for men.
>nobody posts the real one
you're welcome
>>26604667
>legitimately have a 7.5x7.5, or something close to that. Both numbers are between 7 and 8.
>interested in smaller girl
>worried I'm going to be too much for her, in a bad way.
It's never fun when activities start and you hear "oww" and have to stop because of pain.
>>26603759
I have an ex who hated sex, which I internalized as me either being physically hideous or having a tiny penis instead of her simply having no libido. It made me insecure about my6.2x5.5size for a long time, but now I no longer care. Insecurity is a peculiar thing, how it can creep up on someone and cause worries about the simplest or unimportant things, simply because someone or something at some point managed to say the right (or rather, wrong) thing at the right time for the insecurities to sprout.
>>26602801
My penis size is a lot like my height. I have a slightly above average penis in terms of length and am notably taller than everyone around me. If you asked me if I wanted to have a bigger penis and or be taller the answer will always be yes.
>>26602892
tfw 6X5 asian.
>>26603933
>no one will ever enjoy my 11 inch penis
god damn
>>26604784
I can only imagine. At that girth you'll need a LOT of foreplay, a LOT of lube even if she's very easily and excessively wet herself, and it'll probably take full arousal and then some before she can take it. Honestly, I wouldn't want to trade my average size with you, even if I'll never be the one with the girthiest or longest penis a woman has ever seen/experienced.I managed to hit the cervix quite often with my 6-incher, probably because she wasn't fully aroused those times. It certainly killed the mood almost every single time.
Seriously, lube and foreplay, and lots of it; never go without them.
>tfw asian
>tfw 3.5 inches hard
who /micropenis tier/ here?
>tfw 7*3
Is there any way to jelq circumference?
>>26604505
>>26604696
I never mention it. I don't have a monster dong, but it's fairly big. So, when they see it they just kind of gasp and make a peculiar smug face about it.
These dick threads are hilarious. A US dollar bill is 6 inches long, which is what I am. Go measure your dick for real. I could not imagine being any longer, I would literally impale the average girls intestines.
>>26605051
Holy shit--what? What's life like with that thing, man?
I'm being serious. Like, how does this work?
>>26605145
>Like, how does this work?
It probably doesn't.
>>26603933
how can anything below 4 inches be enjoyable? what is thit shit? a penis graph for ants?
>>26605117
I actually did a paper cylinder with my measurements (6.7x5.7) and couldn't believe how big it looks from a different angle.
>>26605145
i am a virgin. i got close to having sex but then she saw my penis and just gave a quick bj instead and left. i didnt call her back because i could tell she was embarrassed for herself and me. now i have accepted it and dont really care because i am ok with just jerking off and am not concerned with ever having sex. as to how it works, my hand is too big so i just kind of rub it with my fingers.
>>26605051
is it hard there? i am sorry anon
