What's your oppinion on cum?
Love it/hate it?
Hate semen. Absolutely disgusting.
disgusting. the knowledge that i'll have to clean it up is the only thing that keeps me from masturbating constantly
>>26601964
This. I wish I could reprogram my body with a custom command to stop my fucking brain and heart the next time I ejaculate.
Serves no practical purpose for me and only makes fapping messy.
It goes out not in
I like it.
Having dudes cum in my face, down my throat etc is one of my biggest fetishes
When i jerk off getting to slurp up my semen is a small bonus at the end.
>>26601964
>>26601978
>>26602026
>>26602075
>>26601948
Would you all opt for the gaseous flame ejaculation patch?
You can upgrade the disgusting useless sperm gestating in your testiscles to a completely vaporous firey climax.
In direct porportion to the exponential development of semen previously.
It gives off real energy and heat, so watch your clothing and possessions!
Though the flames themselves don't harm you or leave marks.
>>26602165
sounds fun i'm willing to beta test it as long as my name goes in the credits
>>26602230
Your name will go down in history, how about the alpha test.
You can go on with the gift to spearhead the operation by getting us funds by doing porn.
Make your debut under the alias "Eddy Napalm"
It'll go fucking viral in days people thinking it's fake and losing their minds. Then it's all gravy from there.chekc ehm.
>the kind of creep that cums in my underwear
It requires a shower but it's just amazing imo. I just don't have to care about where I'm aiming and stuff and the entire ejaculation process can be repeatedly encouraged without any concerns.
I really need an Onahole.
>>26602075
Wisdom
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