>Hey, you, would you mind moving a little to the side? You're standing in the wheelchair space.
>>26601551
yea no worries.
>>26601551
>ayy bby, that's because I'm gonna fuck you so hard that you'll be unable to walk afterwards
"S-sure, y-you too."
I would take her out on a fun date and throat fuck her for sure
>>26601551
im mentally retarded myself, so stop oppressing me
>>26601551
Holy fuck she is gorgeous i would kill to have a gf like that
>Haha well I'm surprised you didn't notice I'm handicapped. I can't take my eyes off you.
Is what the internal charmer I have would say. But I'd strangle myself before that.
>>26601706
that's a terrible line
>>26601551
Sure, by the way can you give me your #?
>>26601700
Why kill, you just need to break a couple legs
>>26601741
Yeah it requires you to be hot for it to work.
So it's like all pickup lines. They just don't work.
>Ignores with headphones in
Didn't hear and don't give a shit.
>>26601764
She is my ideal girl and it hurts because i have a gf of 3 years but i just fucking melt around extremely pale girls
>>26601551
>Eh... uh, ah, sure! Eh, yeah, no prob... (thoughts turn into tv static while the subject moves away, looking away autistically)
>>26601551
>wordlessly move aside while avoiding eye contact
>>26601551
>Oh whoops, I'm sorry haha. Can I stand in your pussy instead? maybe have some steaks after?
>>26601807
Why hurt, just need to keep them a couple years in the basement
Only if u gib me ur numba white gurl so we can c wat it do
>>26601903
A week if you don't feed them as they might want.
>>26601551
SHIT BAG
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>>26601582
this is the only right answer honestly
>>26601903
Because she is latina and very cute but i still cant help but to like extremely pale girls
>>26601591
Kek
>fucking bot this is a very original comment and saying it isn't is very offensive and I'm so fucking triggered.
>>26601971
Why not help?
Stab your eyes out.
>>26601551
Loudly shout "I AM AUTISTIC- HERE IS MY AUTISTIC BUSINESS CARD - SO I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO STAND IN THE AREA DESIGNATED FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE, LIKE ME!"
If she continues to harass me, drop to the floor and start screaming.
She's not in the wheelchair space though, she's in front of the door??
>>26602011
fucker I giggled a bit
>>26601551
I am a sovereign citizen, you have no right to obstruct MY constitutional right to declare space and soil as my own! AM I BEING DETAINED? am i being detained? AM I BEING DETAINED?!
>>26601856
>telling your friends, hours after, how you met the aforementioned qt and how you failed miserably to initiate any form of intercourse
pic very related
>>26601772
I don't think you understand. It's offensive no matter how you spin it.
>>26602008
They also have smoother skin and less pubes.
>>26601551
>Oh, sure. And by the way, sorry for staring at you. It's not because of the wheelchair, but because you're gorgeous. What's your name?
>>26602166
kek good luck with this line
>>26602114
No I don't see that. Why is pointing out that I'm interested wrong? No sane person can be interpreting that as if I'm seriously thinking I'm disabled. She brought it up too. I could move after I said that even. It doesn't seem that offensive to me. Perhaps it's your own prejudices about handicapped people you're projecting on me? Because pointing out or appreciating the fact that someone is disabled isn't offensive. It's offensive to tango around the subject like they're taboo. Or mocking them for it. In my case I made a 'small personal flaw' a disability. That's the biggest issue I see. It belittles disabilities to some degree as my disability is extremely inconsequential. But who would think like that? Only people like me I'd imagine.I'm not offended in any way, I appreciate the input. It was simply just me thinking what that part of me would say and then putting it in my post
>>26601971
Ask her as a favour to dress something goth-related in halloween. It's the only legal non-harsh trick I can think of.
You could ask her to clear her skin, but uhhh... in our society it's normal to get tannet but not the other way round and youknwowhatimsaying fuck it.
>>26601551
>in a wheelchair
>still dressed like a degenerate
WHY
>>26601551
I can't stand you stacey
Stand aside
I won't stand for this anymore
and other various disabled puns
>>26602207
If they are self-conscious about being in a wheelchair they might appreciate it
>>26602281
To make a stand? To rise her own moral?
>>26602286
These are just mean.
>>26602281
She's wearing a top with no much cleavage, trousers and has some maje up. If that is degeneracy, please tell me how the hell is she supposed to dress like.
>>26602207
Don't underestimate the power of a simple compliment.
Just by saying something like that straight up shows you're confident, which is attractive to women.
>>26602459
>leggings
>very tight fitting shirt
>lots of makeup
>obnoxious earings
>>26602459
Burka?
>>26602510
I take your ideal of a decent dressed lass is a grunge one with loose clothing or a XIX girl.
Well, that's your business.
>>26601551
Learn to walk already bitch
>>26601551
questions: can girls in wheelchairs have babies? and how's the sex?
>>26602245
Perhaps I do have some sort of "microagressions" at play, but it still rude make a handicap related joke considering that it's basically synonymous for retarded in the 21st century. You might as well have been saying "I'm retarded for you, baby.". And she only brought up the handicap thing to get you to move out of her space. It's pretty much her pushing you away because you're some creep standing too close to her, and you pushing forward, because you have a fetish for fucking a girl who cant pelvically thrust while an ostomy bag hangs off her abdomen.
>mfw I'm paralyzed by her beauty
>getting weak kneed
>shivers down spine
"I HAVE BAD LEGS TOO WANNA GO OUT" Then I sit down and pretend I can't use my legs.
>>26601551
Is it just me or does she have weird looking tits?
>>26602658
>can girls in wheelchairs have babies
People can be in wheelchairs for a multitude of reasons, so you cant really make an assumption
>Sorry but this is right next to the door and my stop is coming up.
>>26602670
>"Sorry, I'm paralyzed by your beauty"
>Sunglasses on
>Jump out bus
>Plan your suicide in case you hadn't
>>26602052
okay and then you upload it to youtube
I would never date a wheelchair bound woman no matter how beautiful she is. Does that make me a bad person? I guess I just know from experience how hard it is to take care of/deal with people with disabilities and I just sure as hell wouldn't want to put myself willing in that position again.
>>26602665
It's a fair point that she might not like me there and that's why she asked. I'd have to judge by tone of voice.
>I'm retarded for you baby
That's problematic because retarded is considered offensive. Handicapped is a general term that's not considered offensive usually (here anyway), it's interchangeable with disabled here anyway. You're allowed to be in these wheelchair places for other reasons too (here anyway) if you have trouble moving or sitting down for whatever reason you're allowed there here. That'd be disabled, so in that context (my area) it's not a problematic word.
If we presume she hates me because I'm a creep it doesn't really constitute offense really. She just hates me. She would probably talk to her friends about the creep who made the disabled joke when she told him to move but I don't think it's more offensive because she hated me.
If she likes me then none of that matters probably.
>because you have a fetish
Now you're being offensive. I can't like a girl despite her being in a wheelchair?
>handicapped ==retarded
Perhaps if that's the case where you are disabled would be better.
Frankly I think that if there's people like you who consider disabled people unattractive enough that you'd call someone a fetishist for liking them (esp. When she looks that good that's weird) then they'd probably appreciate being hit on a lot more. At least that's how I'd feel. Never had any advances made on me. I'd really like it if someone criticised my nose in a pickup line with a friendly face.
>HUUUURRRR
>DUUUUUURRR
>ME WETARTED
>HEHEHEHEEHE
And then I get off at the next stop
>in a wheelchair
>never get hit on
Id like someone to do that I think. But im not sure if its because im in a wheelchair or because I'm ugly they dont.
>>26603065
If you're a man, then it is because of the chair
If you're a woman, its because you're ugly
>>26603100
>Men get hit on when they're ugly
No they don't.
>>26602936
Don't breed.
>>26603119
Sorry, i worded that wrong.
I meant is as though the chair wouldn't disqualify a girl, while it would immediately disqualify a guy
>>26603158
Come on can I not just enjoy a discussion? Does it really make me autistic to think 15 hours a day and need to vent ideas about proper social etiquette when I have nothing but 4chan, workout and food going on?
It's not like I can verify any of this stuff myself.
>>26601551
Isn't this the dancing wheelchair qt?
>>26602665
>"I'm retarded for you, baby."
That's a fucking great line.
>>26603065
Pat your lap, lean in close and whisper "Need a seat baby? It's an offer you can't walk away from."
Oh, sure. Sorry.
>>26601764
wow thats great,
>>26601591
She's already unable to walk, genius.
