Rose thread: come here rosebuds
Whats her feetles look like?
>>26601315
how many wigs does this tranny have? i see him with different colored hair all the time
>>26601432
just changes color of the hair
is this the emma thread?
>>26602155
fuck you, please no
>>26602813
whats the matter, friend?
>>26601396
lets not talk about that son
trust me
>>26602155
I wonder why the rohan side of the family is frequently ignored
People are mean.
>>26602959
ye people huh? theyre the worst
i am making an original comment
>>26602086
i imagine she's tall in these photos, then i cry
>>26603166
guys, im actually crying right now
>tfw no qt dago gf
https://www.instagram.com/denisetantucci/
>>26603307
why, she looks like 10 years old
>>26603166
Why would you want her to be tall? Height in a girl is something that doesn't really matter unless she is either a midget or a mountain
>>26603523
so does rose, that's what makes it so hot
King time. I invented this shit. Ask me anything.
That's right. I'm her father. In his late 20's with no grey beard. Her cool hip modern father. Who just said cool, hip and modern, that totally proves he is with the times, also said totally and with the times.
>>26603767
Your thoughts on both Rose and /rose/.
>>26603804
Same view on both of them. Your weifu is a shit, your weifu thread is a shit. The threads haven't been good since the last time I was OP. Even then about 2 years earlier.
Hitman and doom are both due soon. 2 Games to finally get excited about. Or bitch about on the internet for not being like they were 15 years ago.
>>26603843
Why do you bother coming here then?
>>26603843
you have never said anything bad about rosie before
why start now?
>>26603916
Because I have posted maybe 4 days in 2 years after only finding out it even still existed still 2 months ago. I only come here for 2 reasons, I drank too much and youtube isn't enough entertainment and the same reason I always posted the last year or so of Rose threads. My ego gets a whacked off slightly.
>>26603947
Actually I have pointed out a lot of reason Rose isn't what you think she will be when you first get obsessed. But I have no problem with Rose. She is a girl from youtube who makes videos and comes across as intelligent and funny and has other good qualities. Sia is a musician who you could say the same thing about. People got over her quickly too. I think Rose is fine. But the reason people post about her or any other weifu for a long term reason quickly is distorted from actually being about the person their avatar contains.
>>26604001
you have just gotten more bitter over the years
funny how in the end every oldfag became what they always hated:brian
>>26603949
Sometimes I see oldbuds complaining about these threads, reminiscing about the golden days of /rose/. Can you describe how the old threads were so much better? Paint me a picture, make me yearn
>>26604135
we had interesting people shitposting vs now which is uninteresting people shitposting
>>26604098
I'm not bitter at all. I was always called a pessemist. Always and still do clain to be a realist. I haven't said anything that isn't true. Rose 5 years later isn't the miricle you thought she was on week 1 and you realised in month 2 she wasn't going to be. Rose threads are nothing but a place to post when you are bored or drunk and anyone who is here now was never part of the threads meant to be anything else.
>>26603949
You should stop drinking. /rose/ is boring and for the most part dead, you should move on instead of wasting your time bumping threads for the shitposters' amusement.
>>26604163
How could you tell they were interesting if it was shitpost? Isn't the defining attribute of a shitpost the fact that it is shit?
>>26604205
if only epi could stop making threads every single day
>>26604213
think about the person behind the post. its not necessary the content of the posts
Pedro here, ama
Nurenfiuerbihbdhibiheb
i hope rose chooses to have lots and lots of babies.
>>26604135
Things I did as OP of Rose threads. played sudoku, where's wally, chess, screen capped a whole level of portal, all G-man sightings, a match hogan vs andrew the giant at mania with commentary, episode of futurama, made 3 EFG threads with rose related stories, dox myself, dox brian, paid brian to post and posted his replies calling me a kid that he hates, cut a scorpion into my chest for 8ree thread who deleted all her accounts, posted nudes of jesse slaughter who paid for skype sessions, cut king into my arm, cut my hair and ate it, burnt my hair, got my dick out on cam on cam4, snorted an ashtray and a line of salt. invaded spiderman thread as payback for flooding us, making boxxy and chloe threads last for over 100 straight threads to show we were allies and not enmie weifu bullshit me vs you bullshit you have going on now. Off the top of my head I did that a poster. Ask yourself what the modern guys did. That's why old threads were better.
>>26604294
I see. Thanks for the reply, though if all of that is true you're one crazy motherfucker
>>26604205
I have only posted for maybe 4 threads in 2 months and in the end dropped out of 2 of them after about 2 posts because king is here didn't get a big enough rise from people for me to stick around. As for drinking. What do think I was doing any other day I ever posted. When you spend every day in a Rose thread it's because you are drunk or hungover.
>>26604213
I think the key to this thing still being here is we were not trying to shitpost, We made an effort to not just be the next boxxy, cracky, creepy, it wasn't about posting a girl and doing the my weifu is best shit. It was about having something to say and using a girl in the image beside what you wanted to say.
>>26604372
nah just a lad having a laugh on the internet
>>26604372
It's all true and more, I made a thread every day and for the first 2 years I had a concept for a thread. It took a lot of the originals to make that happen by the time the thread could go up. we all have one thing in mind. Make Rose threads special, different. It tookd screen shots, research, effort, every night we all put a lot into making a single thread happen. by the end of the /b/ thread I had ideas for threads and I was actually offering money to people to pull of my grand ideas, modern posters are lazy and don't care about threads enough to make an effort to create a new format that separates tomorrow from today.
>>26604261
>if only epi could stop making threads every single day
i've never ever made a rose thread in all my years, true fact that.
>>26603669
good genetics are attractive
>>26601315
We need a new girl to post fham
>>26604469
>modern posters are lazy and don't care about threads enough to make an effort
look at this OP for instance. we really have hit rock bottom. it cannot get worse at least
>>26604510
how does that explain rose then? she's a midget with no tits or ass.
>>26604293
>i hope rose chooses to have lots and lots of babies.
She won't her bodies a wreck, Iceni on the other hand......
>>26604545
yes iceni looks very fertile and looks like a prime candidate to pass on the gotto genes unlike her primitive cousins
>>26604589
too bad she is hitting menopause in a few years as she is 35
>>26604530
Rose threads are made by more than an OP. People used to post Rose threads who hated Rose because the content was well known for original random dumps and creative content in the early days. When I came back to threads I tried posting where's wall, sudoku and a chess game. Repeats of old concepts but I assumed the new guys here hadn't seen the era of the games we played every day and would like a refreshing take on what seems stale. No one took part, whitch is essentially why I personally and I'm sure everyone else gave up in the end. No point in working for 3 hour on a game no one intends to play.
>>26604469
You talk about money and paying off people a lot. You also claim to have spent an enormous amount of time and effort into the threads. Are you rich or something? Was this your life?
>>26604629
I have a rich family, A rich family member died and left me a lot of money. I also have a job delivery job with my brother where I could do a removal an 1 days work gave me 300 pound and could do it when ever I ask him to take me on his van with him. I bought guys steam games and just gave them money on paypal just for the sake of playing up the character of king. King by name, king by nature,
>>26604624
if not even OP gives a fuck then who will
and it certainly doesnt help when he makes a thread every single day
>>26604771
Let me explain how this website works. You can post an imagine. You can post text. It's a random message board, you can post anything you can think of. My whole existence before Rose threads was finding threads I hated and turning a useless thread into a good one. Rose threads happened by accident. I knew of Rose and even liked her by the start. But before them I spammed cracky and threads I thought had no potential. You can give potential to anything on this board, if spiderman is spammed enough he gets spammed in every thread. I seen cracky threads at the time as useless in their later years, I made random dumps in them. When Rose threads started out I seen where that was going, the potential in that. You have an avatar, you can make the text and the thread about anything you wish it to be. So I made sure Rose threads weren't the shitposted spam chloe tried to be a year later. When chloe threads started I even let them post with us and posted with them to tell them the same and chloe threads in the start were actually interesting. weifu threads are you vs me. If you say you can post with me and I want you here and I'll make you a better person for it you will get the best out of them and your own threads. They suck because the stupid childish battle.
>>26604900
Forgot image.
Can someone explain how you can make capture less of a cunt. I think someone said last time there is something to help but I post so little now I don't really know.
>>26604900
rose threads only exist because rose is as beautiful as she is witty, but outside of content of her there's no reason for them to exist, regardless of your attempts to make them good or interesting, or whatever. it doesn't matter, no rose, no thread.
make a thread based on nothing but iceni, emma, nate, whatever, and it'll get nothing without rose's face.
>>26604900
threads are what we make of them. agreed.
sadly i dont have the stamina or will to make "good" threads anymore. and certainly not every single day (fuck you OP)
have some mirufeet no the house
>>26605035
Rose threads mostly existed with me posting sudoku and chess games as my image and talking about things that interested me. So no Rose no thread is no bullshit. Every other weifu fails because people think a moderately subjectively attractive girl make a thread but Rose threads wouldn't be here 5 years later if it wasn't me personally posting her for enough years for people to pay attention 2 years after I stopped posting her and I would have stopped posting her 3 years earlier if I wasn't coming here to amuse myself by playing chess and sudoku with anon. If I posted whoever does the news for 3 years other people would post her for another 2 just following the meme hivemind of I seen it so it must mean something.
>>26604620
>as she is 35
Well you got the 5 right.
>>26605046
I can tell. That imagine was around since /b/. I lurked a few threads the last couple of months and every thread I seen I seen no new content since 2 years ago. Since I last posted literally nothing has happened. If that isn't proof of everything I every said since I posted and since I stopped I never did or never would need to need to say a word. This is a board where you are banned for unoriginal content and since Rose threads came here it seen zero.
>>26605122
But don't agree there's something about Rose? Do you think people would make threads about your /newsperson/ as they do /rose/ today? It's one thing to be a spiderman meme spammed ocasionally on random threads as shitpost, but having dedicated threads on them seems extreme.
>>26605219
Things only get posted long term if they are shitposted. Rose threads are here because 5 people posted her for a year, when those 5 left after year 1 I hadn't gave up and another 5 joined, if I gave up it would have died then. They left, another 5 joined. Rose threads were always a revolving door of beggers and hangers on. If a few people gave up when it was dying it would have dyed. The same happens for every thread. Spiderman was samefagged, some newfag didn't realise it was samefagged so he google imaged spiderman memes and joined in, enough people done that for it to catch on. From what I see in these threads the other weifus that aren't rose are 1 guy per woman. When that one guy stops saying my girl is better than yours the girl he is saying is better than Rose stops being posted. I never heard of any of these new girls till 2 months ago. I seen them posted every thread since. I still couldn't spot them in a line up. Everyone is average till you look at them 100 times, then you recodnise them. Rose actually looks different than I remembered her from 2 years ago.
>>26604532
>no tits or ass
Some people don't mind that either. Being lanky with cute face might be just ideal.
>>26605194
i could throw together some new gifs etc but then id OP the thread myself
but honestly i just dont feel like it. seems like nobody gives a fuck anymore (im guilty of it too)
>>26605334
Every image you see of Rose that isn't from her profiles was posted by me. Even when I OPd a thread every day and posted threads of 150 screen shots from her youtube videos everyone knew they were rushed bad quality screen caps just to fill the expected midnight thread of every video and repeat with another video the day after. You haven't even screen capped her videos better than print screen and microsoft paint.
>>26605373
>Every image you see of Rose that isn't from her profiles was posted by me.
This is not true.
>>26604294
http://lichess.org/Grddd7yD
let's do it then, better than shitposting
>>26605373
ye i havent made gifs. but i could. and i would.
i have made screencaps though
and agreed with >>26605426
>>26605426
Since I lurked the R9K threads I only seen the same old screen caps of youtube. They even had the filenames I gave them, witch related to the games I mentioned earlier that would no longer lead anywhere.
>>26605435
Assuming you are saying I'm wrong then. OK, you guys corrected my mistakes then. You made better quality screen caps than rushed thread caps, well done.
What do you think Ashley is doing right now?
>>26605471
Good. My whole point to this is me saying you should be trying to not just post what got boring the day after it was first posted.
>>26605499
Probably watching a TV show that isn't very good like real housewives or whatever the 2015 version is and texting a friend saying "I'm bored, lol". Her friend replying "lol, me too". I'm sure she is so deep, anon.
>>26605435
Whoever is playing whites is shit
>>26605499
i think she is doing sammy
:^)
>>26605569
no
i'm just good
>>26605569
>>26605435
Oh, that was a link for chess. I think you missed the whole point. I am saying everything you do is for your audience. You post an image of a chess board with 1 move taken, you tell your opponant to take his move, you play the game in images posted in the threads. Playing a game of chess in a Rose thread and then leaving the Rose thread to play it sort of negates the whole concept.
>>26605559
im not the hero /rose/ deserves
>inb4 hi epi
>>26605559
Nicely written. Pretty sure, that's more or less what she is indeed doing. Miss her, wish she would still be making videos.
>>26605724
So you know her personality is equal to a dog turd. When a Rose bud hears her criticised they bitch to the point that the last hour they are just being trolled. You know your girl has no character and have no problem with that? It reminds me of when a parent tries to set you up with their own kid, when a parent tells you the kid is good looking and a super genius you know you are just getting a girl so shit even a free date isn't worth the effort and the effort of making excuses to get out of this horrible situation is worth is.
>>26605645
yes, yes it's called correspondence chess, it is not 'negated', it's just a different concept
on the other hand, if everything's done on superficial grounds and for appearances, then I guess concepts and purposes do get negated
it's probably the latter
>>26605858
What I said was negated was the concept of doing it for a thread. Why play games in threads if you do it behind the scenes. The point of the games is entertainment. If playing chess entertains you they have 100 websites and aps you can play it in seconds. The whole point is that everybody talks around the game and has a good time. It's like playing dominos in a pub.
>>26605930
>It's like playing dominos in a pub.
You should stop by this pub more often
>>26605995
I should post in Rose threads again. I posted a few times and no one seemed to care so I just went on a game or did something better with my time. Planned to do the same today but surprisingly got a reaction for once on R9K.
What is this shit about long posts and vidya images. Post rose forever.
>>26606188
Answer: King's back buddy.
>>26606063
ye cos i havent been in weekend threads lately
>>26606188
where do you think we are?
/rose/ now
>>26605930
yes yes i get it
i am entertained by the game itself
you are entertained by the shitposting
>>26606235
ahhh, slughtbeast. Best spring break ever!
no one else is even posting rose
>>26606230
king of /rose/ on weekends - horribly absent on weekdays - having peons run amok ruining the reputation of the_kingdom_of_rose
>>26606256
If you are entertained, as I said. you can play it 100 places, I said 100 and in reality you can probably play it 1000. If you listened to what I said. I am not trying to catch the approval of once chess nerd. I am trying to make things different and new for the people who have to come back here tomorrow, a new game is a new reason to come back tomorrow. Not for us to play it behind closed cutains.
okay tea time now, later boners
What's the point of keeping these threads alive and re-creating them everyday? There's no new videos, no new info, nothing. What the fuck is the point of these threads?
Stop, you fucking newcomers.
>>26606282
One one ever posted Rose. Where have you been?
>>26606291
To explain your image. That was a cutting video for /b/. I put my belly button open with a razor and drank the blood, my whole "king shot" youtube channel got banned for the reason you can read. The whole party pretty much ended there. I assume you were the guy posted cancles and my head on fire and shit last time I posted. Post that good shit of me again. I should have a King folder again. You seemed to be the only one who had that shit. Fuck, even I don't now. Do you happen to have my random dump screen shot, that shit is impressive. Took me fucking years to build. The one folder I miss.
>>26606388
wow that is quite the story
>>26606356
Newcomer? I started this shit. alive? would be dead if I didn't post earlier and wasn't still, proving an earlier point. re-creating them every day? my point exactly, bro-hug? no videos, info, etc? good one, he actually thinks these things are posted for Rose.
how come Rose is so beautiful while her brothers and father are so plain looking?
what was rose thinking in this photo?
>>26606318
you mentioned the game in the first place, so I decided to see if you are any good at it
sorry, shouldn't have assumed that would ever be the case
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>>26606505
I said earlier people still post my old images with my filenames. This guy is what I meant. Someone give thise poor guy the none-antman early teaser shit.
>>26606529
Yeah, because when I said I posted a chess game to make Rose threads better clearly I meant that. This thread has been so much better for what ever you did when no one bothered to click 1 link 200 posts ago.
>>26606567
shut the fuck up you insufferable wretch
>>26606592
That's king to you. If you want to insult someone try to make it personal. Saying 2 random words that always get put together in HBO shows and never have a meaning never actually hurts feelings. I can point out my flaws if you need help?
How the fuck do you people even find pictures of Rose randomly showing up in pictures?
>>26603767
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>>26606567
Strongly consider killing yourself
Anyway, let's talk about Iceni. Has her beasts grown a bit lately I've noticed?
>>26606664
They didn't. Better men than them did that years ago when she actually talked to her fan-base still. When she said she was going to a concert they checked out the website of the place she said she was going and naturally she was in the pictures of the audience.
>>26606664
we stalk her obsessively.
I know for a fact her exact current location in London at present
How did rose talk one-on-one with her fans? Was she that lonely?
>>26606669
Dunno probably, her legs are fantastic though.
>>26606737
See what I mean about better men. If this guy pretended he knew what she playing on steam the other 3 guys in the thread would argue all saying she is played something else.
>>26606769
>thicker thighs than rose
>longer legs than rose
where did it all go so wrong for lisa wolfe?
>>26606388
random dumb screen shot? of what? girls licking doorknobs and other random shit like that?
>>26606788
She was playing Street Fighter V with nate an hour ago
>>26606761
She didn't talk one on one. She did what boxxy did when she got a modicome of fame. She went on a site where she was the center of attention and a group could talk to her and she could ignore the ones that were shit and respond the questions she approved of.
>>26606810
Diet and attitude.
>>26606826
Well there's a surprise, she's such a hipster and a pleb.
>>26606826
for both cynical gamers, it's still surprising they support the cancer that is the video game industry.
>>26606822
I had the folder called "random" with pretty much every random dump known to man and a lot of them OC created for Rose threads. I often posted the folder and asked what was wanted. Would love to remember what I actually had since I never posted a lot of it or even finished some of the folders.
>>26606826
See what I mean. I'm sure this guy is wrong. I'm sure if some other Rosebud was here they would say she is playing something without nate, that nate is playing something else, that she isn't playing anything, that nate is dead, that they broke up, that rose is space, etc etc etc, aka no one ever knew shit and made it all up.
>>26606910
>I'm sure this guy is wrong
I'm not though
>>26606949
Now show dump truck. Jesus. I just remembered something about Rose threads that wasn't about myself.
nate on neogaf 20 minutes ago
How come nate's steam ID isn't "ghst" or "GeorgeMoshington"?
>>26606971
So thristy..
>>26607007
Online. Case and point. No fact proved. I'm also online on steam. I guess I'm in a 1v1 with Rose too because I said so.
>>26606998
Most people have several names and stick to what ever they first made, gaf is an old account, anything new he makes won't have that name but anything old that did he won't go back and change. Just my 2 cents.
>>26607047
It's an educated guess. They rarely play the same game or at the same time even. Yesterday she played alone until the late hours and this evening they were both playing when I logged.
>>26607080
Is dumptruck old? besides, nate has used those two names for various uses on the internet, IDs for specific multiplayer games included
This is top-notch work you're doing Rosebuds! Keep me posted.
>>26607114
So it's an uneducated guess. If they are both online but not on the same game they aren't necessarily playing together. If my PC is online most my accounts are online. Even when I leave the house my accounts still say online. If it doesn't say Rose: street fighter: nate: street fighter you are pulling it out your arse as much as you are making a fact.
why does this thread exist? you guys do know she moved on with her life right? like she maybe has a kid or something too
>>26607171
>rose
>kid
I fucking wish. She has to make one, for the sake of humanity.
>>26607155
>this evening they were both playing when I logged
As in both playing Street Fighter V
>>26607127
His steam was dump truck for at least 3 years I think. I never gave a shit about Rose. Never mind nate. Most my facts came from threads because I didn't deeply hardcore stalk. I got a few things in the early days by accident when I cared and when it wasn't hidden. After that I didn't care and learnt it because people bragged they found natres steam or gaf or stupid shit I wouldn't even cared about when Rose meant %50 to me. Her faggy boyfriend has a steam account with a faggy name and image. Super.
>>26607213
no, her boyfriend very handsome and smart
>>26607171
Moved on from what. It's not like she was ever here saying good job guys. As for having a life around us, if that happening it would be like when a celebrity names a baby apple, these idiots would just obsess over the kid wondering what stupid name it got, who the dad is, how much it weighed, try to follow it on facebook. No idea why people think a life story ends stalking, it adds to the little they know.
>>26607227
Oh? So she moved on from nate?
>>26603166
>she
>>26603523
>she
>>26603669
>she
>>26604001
>she
>>26604174
>she
>>26604532
>she
>>26604545
>She
>>26604620
>she
>>26605035
>she
>>26605124
>she
>>26605573
>she
>>26605724
>she
>>26606729
>she
>>26606788
>she
>>26606837
>She
>>26606910
>she
>>26607114
>she
>>26607171
>she
rose could do a mean max caulfield cosplay with undyed hair
>>26607670
pedro could do a mean boogie2988 cosplay if he lost some weight
>>26604707
literally none of this is true. Still delusional 5 years later
>>26605645
This idea of sudoku and chess in threads never happened. Ever.
There are literally archives to prove this.
>>26609223
you must be new here dot anders breivik reaction face image dot jpg
>>26609320
Find me an archived thread, and prove me wrong. Protip if you're looking back before 2014 you're looking in archives i made.
>>26609358
are you really this stupid? now people will think im samefagging this discussion
>weifu
hehe he is funny
>>26609424
Get called out.
>newfag
>are you this stupid??
This is why new rose threads are shit
>>26609516
read the filename of the gif i posted again
>>26609618
as if anyone reads filenames
>>26606235
honestly why in the fuckwould some man do this?
and whyis taht gorilla wearing paper bags?
>>26609809
the answer to this, and also most questions asked here is:i wont tell. let this be todays "game"
im out
thoughts on rosenate's taste in music?
