>there are people on this board right now that don't finish masturbating on their bed sheets
What's your excuse for not wrapping yourself in a crusty cacoon of your dead seed every night?
man, boys are gross
That's pretty unclean. You should flush it down the toilet, man. Or at least have a disposable jack rag.
>>26600957
I just let it fly onto the floor then clean my carpet once a week
Humping the bed gives me a far more intense and pleasurable orgasm than fapping with my hand. I don't do it often though because then I have to change the sheet, because otherwise I wake up smelling like stale jizz
just use a cum rag
>>26600985
get raped by chad roastie
>>26600957
>not just cumming in your underwear over and over again, never changing it and letting the cum build up in there over months
>>26601048
>implying chad has to rape
I'm always wet and willing for a nice chad
>there are people who don't wear the same cum-covered clothes for over a week
GET ON MY LEVEL, NORMIES
>>26601513
>>there are people who don't wear the same cum-covered clothes for over a week
Thank god
>>26600957
>there are people on this board that donteat their own cum after masturbation
>>26600957
That must be heavenly, being surrounded by your dead pre-children
I will share you a technique to ease the bathroom process
>sitting on the toilet
>lay an osstrich egg-sized poop in the bowl
>my asshole is now covered in shit
>don't feel like wiping it away with paper
>grab my dick
>bend it over and piss my shit away
>pheelsgudman.jpg
Can you share me more eye-opening deeds?
