Fembots, do you think your life was better if you had a body like this?
>>26600362
I'd kill for a body like that
I'd be a lot happier
I wouldn't feel so gross.
Yes. I hate being flat.
>>26600362
100% yes it would be
original
>>26600381
pls be my flat gf
No I already have a pretty nice body. If I had a good face my life would be 100% better though.
>tfw i was ugly during critical points of my social development and am now socially retarded
I bet you that girl goes to the gym to keep that body though.
>>26600362
yesa bit too short tho
>>26600362
Literally living on the no attempt needed mode
>>26600362
My life was better if l haved an body like those o3.14
>>26600362
Idk she looks like disproportionate from behind
Yes, I think it would.
>>26600406
>mfw you probably have never been without a bf anyway
>>26600362
I'd finally be able to wear short shorts and have less panic attacks and social anxiety cause ill actually like myself!
>>26600426
better than being chubby and short
>>26600426
get out Bebe
Nope, in an urban environment I actually appreciate my ability to kind of blend into the background.
Plus I have some mad sensory perks I'd more likely than not lose by switching bodies.
god damn, literally a 10/10 body
envious of the guys who got to sample it
>>26600435
I wish that was true anon. Turns out if you don't have friends and can't talk to people it's a red flag.
>>26600362
Are there any more pics of her OP?
I feel like I know her, but I might have to see her face.
>>26600441
maybe i wouldnt have weird degenerate kinks because i wouldve been able to sexually explore outside of the internet
>>26600401
Don't be his flat gf
Be my flat gf
>>26600407
Go the gym then you lazy fat landwhale
>>26600467
I wonder if ill ever find out who this artist is
>>26600481
back the fuck off faggot shes mine go fuck an animu pillow
>>26600467
This.
Femanon also, if you can't communicate well in some cities men just aren't interested in you.
>>26600486
Not her but I have stretch marks all over me and saggy skin
working out wont solve everything
>>26600467
Funny how riding a train like that in today's world will cost you an arm and a leg.
What happened? When did trains stop being cheap?
>>26600511
can i use your saggy skin to masturbate?
>>26600486
I'm not a girl, I'm just saying that it's dumb to say "my life would be better if I had a body like this"
it's like a man complaining about not being muscular when he sits around all day
>>26600511
Stretch marks are the worst
my ex used to point them out all the time. I'm not even that big but it made me feel so bad.
don't worry anon, you're beautiful.
>>26600467
I'd love a gf without friends.
As long as she is confortable with my same lack of friends.
Red flags don't matter to me anymore at this point.
>>26600467
Listen up you winy heiny, get a dozen r9k contacts on your steam and skype and slowly ramp up your convo skills.
Find contacts in: chart threads, skype and steam threads, or even make your own general you big crybaby.
>>26600522
yes please
original
No because a super hot body won't fix my autism and mental illness.
>>26600499
Well I can't compete with dubs *sigh*
>tfw you will always get singles.
>Apparently there's females on here.
How do we get in contact with such majestic creatures?
>>26600511
>>26600525
PLEASE lose weight, and then have sex
>>26600511
I assure you no one is going to notice them if you have a body like Lexy Panterra or Sandra Prikker
What is your excuse?
>>26600527
;_; thanks anonymous individual i appreciate the kind words
>>26600521
a personal room was never cheap on a train.
It was always cheap to smash a bunch of people onto one car, and it's still cheap, they do it all the time in western Europe and the Orient.
You know nothing.
Will one of you fembots go out with me if I get dubs?
>>26600559
>r9k femanons
>majestic
pick one
>>26600362
Why do you faggots keep posting shopped pictures?
>>26600380
Go to a gym you fuck shit
>>26600595
>Implying they are really females
>>26600601
put on your trip, Bebe
>>26600401
Don't do it
Be my bitch and suck my ass
>>26600533
I used to say this. I dated a girl who said she's "too weird" to connect with anybody and thought her interests were too strange. I thought she was really cool and we had a lot in common. She liked classic movies and could draw very well. To be honest even though she was beautiful, it was hard to even sexualize her because she was so interesting and easy to talk to. It's like I don't have experience respecting people like that.
But anyway, after a few months of dating, she dumped me and cut contact because I was "too nervous". I didn't buy into r9k stuff before then but now I do.
>>26600611
I do, and I still have stretch marks.
>>26600362
I'd prefer this.
>>26600601
Are you the guy that pointed out the shopped gym girl pics? I'm bad at seeing shops, why is op pic fake?
>>26600629
She dumped you because you were too nervous? did that make her feel bad or something. Did she want you to be confident like chad?
I would let this girl piss all over my face
Holy crap, perfect body
>>26600633
post some body please?
It might not be perfect but I doubt your body is actually like ruined
>>26600629
she probably just dumped you because your penis was too small
>>26600579
It's not a personal room. Someone else can come and sit across from him. And they would have a chat like normal people.
>>26600467
Of course. Women only like extroverted men and they would naturally assume introverts are unattractive people.
>>26600525
You're partly right, but no amount of push-ups will make my tits look like that.
>>26600651
>Did she want you to be confident like chad?
she was a girl, of course she did
>>26600651
>Did she want you to be confident like chad?
Yeah, I guess so. We talked every night and that seemed good, but I think she hated going out on dates with me.
Tbqh I probably felt completely different about it all than she did. I was elated just to talk to her. I think maybe she was complimenting me and saying cute stuff just to keep me talking to her or something. I don't think she dumped me until she met somebody new.
>>26600677
that's why you do squats and work on your ass instead
>>26600633
there is literally nothing wrong with stretch marks
>>26600677
yeah, but so what
If you aren't holding out for a guy with an 8 inch cock, then what makes you think anybody cares what your tits look like?
>implying that they wont be eaten by tyranids with this body, in the end it doesn't matter, Tyranid don't care, Tyranid don't give a shit, Tyranid eat everything
>>26600406
>I was a chubby pimple faced mess from 7th grade all the way to 12th grade
>I had colds so violent from 7th to 9th grade my lips would bust all over the place and skin around my nostrils would crack, and form scabs mixed with dried snot
High School was wild
Fuck yes, are you kidding me?
I have a nice body shape, big bottom, wide hips, thick thighs, small waist... but my tits are a shit and that booty is better, the skin is tighter, the tummy is cuter, and the boobs are perfect and way bigger. Ugh, I'd kill for that bod and I'd kill With it. For sure. The nerds at FNMagic would literally die even if I still wore the same stuff
>>26600670
>have a chat like normal people
That sounds just horrible.
>>26600736
>big bottom
please sit on my face
>>26600697
It's not your fault anon. If she didn't feel things were right then she should have told you.
yes, maybe i'd be able to go outside more and hate myself a little less. too bad i could never maintain it while continuing to eat all my feelings
>>26600712
oh right I forgot, most guys don't care about appearance, it's all about beeing urself
>>26600730
That fucking sucks. I had bad acne and a dry, cracking eczema patch that circled around my lips making it look like dark goatee. I was also very hairy as a child and my parents wouldn't let me wax my uni brow.
How does a person even rebound from these atrocities?
I think my life would be kind of worse
>>26600816
-quote by shallow whore
>>26600803
That body isn't addicted t eating and that stomach can't fit two pizzas inside it Jumbo, just eat packing peanuts or other indigestibles when you go crazy and it'll be fine.
>>26600821
Well, In my case, the whole "get a cold and your lips and nose blow up" thing kinda vanished. Acne peaked in 10th grade and steadily decreased. When I entered in college I was in the clear mostly. Still get a pimple or two once in a while if I'm very stressed of don't shower for days. I also cut soda and started watching what I eat in 12th grade so I dropped weight quickly. Not like I was a supreme fatty, I was maybe 10 kg overweight, now I'm 3~4 kg.
>>26600816
What do you think you're competing against? Having an athletic body puts you above almost every other girl. It doesn't matter if you have small tits. I think men probably care about that much much less than women care about the same kinds of superficial things.
>>26600885
Did you find that it affected your social development? Kids steered clear of me throughout school life and I rarely got the chance to socialize.
The girl in the op would never look good in qt clothes. She can only be fap materiel.
>>26600928
you have the skinniest legs i've ever seen on a black girl
>>26600900
>small tits
It's the fact that they're pancakes that worries me, actually.
>I think men probably care about that much much less than women care about the same kinds of superficial things
Boy do I hope so.
>>26600846
>81 % of males L I T E R A L L Y BELOW AVERAGE
>93 % of males L I T E R A L L Y AVERAGE OR BELOW
>7 FUCKING PERCENT OF MALES ABOVE AVERAGE LOOKING
>SEVEN per ONE HUNDRED
L I T E R A L L Y no woman is willing to settle for an average guy and even if sheeventuallydoes, she will jump back on Chad's dick the first chance she gets.
Stop lying to yourself, the game is rigged, we never had a chance.
>>26600900
The majority of low 20s are actually fairly thin. The fatties are usually older. In my age group everyone is pretty skinny.
>>26600928
that body is covered up by a coat
>>26600943
That isn't me it's another black girl. I'm just saying that only thin women can look good in infantile clothing.
>>26600711
I have a lot, they're unappealing.
>>26600918
Well I had friends, mostly misfits with acne as well. Oddly enough I was cool with cool kids but I wasn't part of them, so I wasn't invited for anything. And of course old HS me would never a gf. Overall yes, looking like roadkill kinda fucked me up in HS. 3rd college, still a KV
>>26600362
>Boobs too big
>Ass too big
Dem thighs though. :3
>>26600962
>25% of women aged 18-24 are obese
if this statistic mirrors the nationwide figures then that makes the overweight figure double, 50% at least
>>26600977
where are they? are they very dark? post them pls
>>26600951
That's why they settle once they get old, used, ugly, and become mothers.
>>26600629
At least you had the experience for a short period of time. Memories are enough to keep you alive, at least for me.
Still that sucks.
>>26600842
But you would be white
>>26601028
You asked how would my life change if I had this body type. Most black women have bodies like that as soon as they hit puberty, it wouldn't make anything better for me.
>>26600406
>ugly bombshell can't get someone to fuck her
You must be really autistic, ugly whores with good bodies are the prime casual fuck of any Chad.
>>26601008
That still leaves 75% of women. I'm pretty ugly I'm sure someone would pick a qt chub over me anyway.
>>26601052
>being more attractive wouldnt improve your life
top lel
>>26600928
disgusting pedo
>>26601078
I'd like to live in Korean or Japan one day, that girl is bigger than 90% of the women there and I wouldn't be able to wear any cute clothes. It'd be worse.
>>26601072
25% are obese, something like 35-50% are overweight, so that leaves like 25% that are normal weight
literally just don't be fat and you're well above average
>>26601071
this
I remember going to a party where turbochad fucked a literal 1010 body 5/10 face
>>26601071
I don't want to be pumped and dumped and no one has asked me out or shown interest. I was even rejected by the only guy I kind of knew and he's a khv too.
>>26600362
why is she wearing shoes inside?
why is the rest of her body naked except her feet aren't naked?
this is a weird photo
>>26601052
>Most black women have bodies like that as soon as they hit puberty,
bebe the dumb nigger whore is full of shit once again
>>26601014
I'm a guy
I have them on my arms, waist and a few on my ass
They're at the end stage, so it's faded white stripes.
>>26601127
It's not a big deal for black women to have bodies like that because most of them do in their teens before they become obese
>>26601096
>live in gook country
>look like an actual woman instead of a male child dressed as a sailor moon
>implying this wouldnt be the best life
you really are autistic
>>26601052
>Most black women have bodies like that as soon as they hit puberty
Hahahahaha
THE DELUSION!
>>26601106
I have a 4/10 face and guys prefer face over body in my experience. Men will choose that overweight 6/10 face over me in an instant.
>>26601128
ahh. well if youre a bloke, and you didnt get them from lifting, then thats just tragic
>>26600467
>Trying to learn how to draw for a year and a half
>Barely improving at all
Fucking hell, mate.
>>26601157
no they won't
being fat is automatic -3 points on your scale
a fattie literally can't go over 7/10
>>26601145
I think you're confusing porn with real life
>>26601128
Can you paint them orange and be my Jasper bf? Stretch marks sound very appealing now.
>>26601157
sorry but you're wrong
>>26601174
>>26601213
I'm talking about for dating not just for fugging
>>26601157
Do you look at least this good? This girl had like hundreds of guys worshiping her on /soc/.
If not, what looks bad about you?
>>26601183
Hey bebe are you into nigger slave/white master roleplaying
>>26601234
Me too
I'll take a girl with a 8+ body with a 4/5 face over a girl with a 5- body and a 7+ face any day
>>26601148
It's true. Most of them have big asses etc at around 12-16 then they get pregnant at 18-23 and become obese
>>26600543
I want an autistic and mentally ill gf.
>>26600381
Do squats
>>26601319
You don't
Took me almost a year to recover from that and now I'm basically numb inside
>Fembots!
>Do you wish you looked like this?
Yeah, I'm so ugly, my ass and tits are about as big as hers but I just don't like them.
>Cue compliments from Anons trying to convince her that she's beautiful.
Thanks guys, teehee, but I'm not really.
>Cue more compliments.
Hey all you Femanons that are apparently just as alone as us, can you give any contact details so I can talk to you some time?
>Complete silence.
>>26600648
Just look at the proportions.
In the left, look at how fat her upper left arm is compared to her waist.
On the right, look how fucked up her back is compared to where her ass is.
I guess it helps to have experience drawing people and redlining and studying anatomy.
>>26601122
>why is she wearing shoes inside?
Spotted the third worlder.
>>26602044
>I guess it helps to have experience drawing people and redlining and studying anatomy.
LMAO
>>26602221
other way around. only poor and uncivilized people wear their dirty shoes indoors.
regardless, it still doesn't make sense. if you're going to take a naked photo, you should be fully naked
>>26602387
Confirmed for third worlder.
>>26601861
This.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE1234fuckthecontentsystem to be honest family
>fembots
Serious question, does anyone in all honesty believes that its a thing and there are females on /r9k/, or we're just memeing? Just checking
>>26600362
Same-ish body, just slimmer on the bottom part and bigger tits.
Third suicide attempt last october.
It changes jack shit.
yupp, i look fine with clothes on, thats about it, so. new body would be great
>>26603674
Do you honestly think that there isn't at least 100 females on this board RIGHT NOW? One of the fastest boards on 4chan?
>>26603674
Why wouldn't there be? You're retarded if you think there are no girls here. I've talked to at least ten myself.
>>26603674
There's plenty of them. Even if you just go by nudes with timestamps.
>>26603684
>Third suicide attempt
>attempt
Never change, women. Never change.
>>26603674
They're out there.
Remember: women hate women more than men hate women.
>>26603684
>suicide attempt
>attempt
Yeah, it's a woman
>>26600967
you know you got so real brain problems, bed wench.
>>26602387
Fuck you Pajheet. When I come into your house and you make me wear shoe covers, I keep them on in the dirty attic. I track dust, insulation back through the house as you happily pay me for a job well done fixing your AC.
>>26603851
This. Women attempt suicide, men kill themselves.
>>26600525
its dumb not to recognize that society is shallow and your outward appearance is entirely what you are judged of off.
Only friends and people who have to be around you every day will care about what kind of person you are.
>>26604046
People you don't know judge you off of all kinds of stupid bullshit you can't control.
There was a study that said women are most attracted to very tall men and men with deep voices. That's not really society, it's just the inescapable reality that you're just a dumb animal using other dumb animals to get food and reproduce.
Anyway, women are already desired if they're flabby or chubby or skeleton mode. I think everybody replying is just saying they would be treated even better, and would be desired even more.
>"Guys don't like socially awkward girls!!!"
Girls in converse are my fetish
>>26604320
This is hot desu
>>26600543
>No because a super hot body won't fix my autism and mental illness.
Implying all women aren't mentally ill.
>>26600362
Yes.
I worked hard and excercized to lose weight. All it got me was looking like a twig with no ass and no tits.
No curves either. Just a straight fucking twig with chubby cheeks.
Most women are born to be loved. But I wasn't.
>>26604500
Post chipmunk cheeks
>>26604500
>Most women are born to be loved. But I wasn't.
I want to love a girl like you and make her feel special and beautiful.
>>26604568
Sorry, she doesn't settle for beta. Faggot.
>>26600521
Since GM, Standard Oil, and Firestone bought up and destroyed America's municipal rail contracts in order to replace them with buses and get the government to shell out for more infrastructure for cars in the 1930s. Without street cars, there became no infrastructure for railways to develop.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Motors_streetcar_conspiracy
>>26600381
flat can be beautiful too . ive seen flat beauties.
>>26600362
Is it weird that the most attractive thing about this picture to me are the shoes? I love girls in chucks.
>>26601237
Nigger please, I'd look better than that as a trap.
I'm going to start working out but I'm so flat and saggy that I probably will never look that good.
I'm gonna end up disappointed and kill myself.
>>26605980
>flat
>saggy
?
Pics pls. I need to see this
>>26606009
No I'm not posting pictures but
>tits are saggy and big with ugly nipples
>ass is flat and simultaneously saggy because just fuck my shit up
>ugly hips
>ugly thighs
>borderline between skinny fat and chubby
I don't have it in me to change
>>26606047
>describes something impossible for me to imagine
>no pics
any other males don't find anything sexual about females bodies?
I don't see how guys can just look at a girl and get an erection. me girlfriend just expects me to be turned on just seeing her body like bitch you aint that special lol
are men such animals that just a glimpse of what your own species looks like is enough get you sexually excited like some deviant? truly, men are the niggers of gender
>>26600362
I'm a man and my life would be better if I had a body like that desu.
>>26606068
>any other males don't find anything sexual about females bodies?
Yes. You can talk to them on >>>/lgbt/
>>26606067
Pic related is close but not me. You could've just googled.
>>26605771
then you as a trap would have an army of orbiters
which means"skinny ugly girls" are a myth
>>26606110
That'sactually kind of cute
>>26601143
i have a feeling you're cosplaying as a black bitch because i know tons of black skinny bitches
>>26600362
Im fat as fuck and currently have some chad drooling over it so nah, Im pretty happy
>>26606123
Even when I would lift it wasn't much better, but I have nothing to lose so I've decided to try to make it look better.
>>26606179
>"that's kind of cute"
>"it's not much better when I lift"
Alright
>>26606179
fucking ew, spoiler that shit
>>26606210
Cute in a pathetic, dopey way
>>26606259
Does it really matter as long as it's cute in the end and I can get a boner?
>>26600401
>>26600381
Women will never EVER be lonely
Women have life on easy mode
>>26606279
The only thing that matters ismy boyfriend's boner
>>26606179
>>26606110
>>26606123
>that's actually kind of cute
thats literally the nightmare tier of asses. on anyone. what possessed you to type that post is beyond me.
>>26606332
>what possessed you to type that post is beyond me.
thirst
>you will never be a hot, busty girl
it's my fetish desu. i fap to the thought every day
>>26606312
>fembot
>boyfriend
>>26600362
Looks pretty good t b h. I'd want a front shot with no booty toosh or playing with angles t b h
>>26606377
Where did I claim to be a fembot? No where!
>>26606346
you revolt me. cellulite, flat, and just all around unappealing.
its true that any fetish you can think of, someone will own.
>>26606457
I'm not that guy, I was just explaining his easy to see motivation to write what he wrote.
>>26606457
>stop liking what I don't like
y u mad tho
>>26600721
The based Great Devourer will consume all.
>>26600629
>To be honest even though she was beautiful, it was hard to even sexualize her because she was so interesting and easy to talk to
Iktf
Turned out to be a crazy feminist tho
>>26606068
you fap to too much porn bruh
>>26606179
>locateADoc
well?
>>26600362
no my body is petite and cute
it's my face that's the problem
>>26607207
>no my body is petite and cute
PLS be my gf.
>face is the problem
I'm ugly too.
Pls be my gf
>>26606094
Faggot
>>26606068
Only low test faggot primates get hard from the sight of some boobies.
You're a rare breed of male.
Now fuck off my board, normie
>>26601861
>>26607207
>>26607256
You'll never learn.
Yeah well my initial observation of this is that short girls look more petite due to being proportioned as such, and even curvy short girls are still smaller frame-wise than guys, whereas me being a dull average girl always have to keep my weight at a low purely for self esteem reasons. Go ahead and think I do it for Chad but I never get laid anyway so it doesn't matter who it's for, I do it so that I can feel comfortable in myself and not be so aware of how gigantic I am in all situations to how I would rather be. I'd rather be like 4'11 and all cute and tiny but guess what, I'll never be that so then there's the rational adult in me that says, "you can get over this and lead a life besides just how you want to look aesthetically, nobody's really looking at you anyway, and it's not as bad as it could be" so slowly I am learning to not make such a big deal over nothing. I am my brain. Still would be really nice to see people tower over me, though.
>>26607344
op asked if we thought our lives would be any better, not if we were looking for a bf.
I've been sitting here trying to think of a kind reply but in the end it's probably better for him to think "dumb hypergamous roastie whore".
>>26607411
How tall are you?
Be my Amazonian gf pls
I'll love you forever
>>26607411
How "gigantic" are you?
>>26607485
Doesn't matter, slut
You have a vagina and we need to preserve the white race.
Open those legs for Daddy
>>26607501
>>26607504
Thank god for anonymity, am i right fellas? Just kidding I'm just stalling to be awkward, I'm5'5 or somethin
>>26607540
>Below average height for women
How fat are you?
>>26607576
"how """fat"""""
How rude, more like. There wasn't a better way you could have phrased that, dumbass?
>>26600458
This. Holy shit that's perfect. What I wouldn't give to breed that.
>>26607586
You said you were gigantic. If it's not height it's weight
How much do you way anon?
>>26607520
>petite
>ugly face
you really want to bring more ugly manlets into the world? i'm not that cruel.
>>26607608
If you had reading comprehension skills beyond caveman level, then you'd see that I said I keep myself at a low WEIGHt so I can still feel ok with myself. Let me tell your brain how to deduce from that, that I am probably pretty damn skinny. Am I making this any easier for you or do I need to slow down? I don't know the precise measurements but that shouldn't matter, its in the ballpark of 110 lbs.
>>26607658
It's probably just body dysmorphic disorder making me feel so gigantic, I want to be tiny and short but never will be so the closest thing to that for me is being skinny. I wouldn't want to be fat anyway but it wouldn't be horrible to be a short curvy or muscular chick. Anything other than myself right now
>>26607631
We can kill off the ugly ones and keep the good ones around.
At least we could be loving and keep each other warm and happy into our senior years :3
>>26600362
Yes I do. Being flat is a curse, I've had men tell me to my face that I would be more attractive if i weren't flat. The woman in OPs picture is the ideal body type for proper high test men.
>5'3
>110lbs
>32B
Is there any hope for me?
>>26607679
Get toned and do some sexy Xena cosplay pls
>>26607658
>>26607679
>body dysmorphic, but still thin
>insulting
hnnnng
>>26607700
That's cute I'm >>26607679
and I'd settle for being 5'3, even at that height you still look short. I am obsessed with being a short woman. My ideal would be like 4'11 though or around there
>>26606360
I fell you anon.
Gender bent hentai is my only drug
>>26607700
Plssss be my gf
I'll worship your body and give that roast the ol lickaroo
>>26607700
>I've had men tell me to my face that I would be more attractive if i weren't flat.
No you didn't
Fuck off attention whore
>>26607485
What reply were you gonna give me?
Not looking right now?
But if Chad messages you, you'll be spreading your butthole for him in an hour?
Typical slut.
Hope you get raped, but you'd probably like that
Can any fembots tell me some rape stories or something?
Preferably incest related.
My donger thanks you
>>26607775
You are incredibly pathetic. Please kill yourself immediately.
>>26607735
5'3 is a good height, you can have a nice leg to torso ratio while still being petite. Shorter girls tend to have stubby looking legs.
My body is kind of like this through..
My ass is a bit smaller because I don't work out other thank hiking in the woods.
My face is just really ugly so it doesn't help because you can't really tell what a body looks like if you aren't wearing reveling clothes.
>>26607735
Honestly, not all its cracked up to be. Taller girls have the "model esque" look, ive always thought thats better than being just small. How tall are you?
>>26607775
Ewwwwww
>>26607807
Fuck you ant dick, you should know what its like to be physically disappointing.
>>26607838
>>26607838
once a pon a time
RAPE
and i was there
and so was
HE
and then
IT WAS RAPIN TIME
AND THEN SHIEEEEET NIGGGUH
the end
>>26607889
>AND THEN SHIEEEEET NIGGGUH
>>implying you didn't like the BBC
More stories
Make this one about dad or brother tho
SOURCE ON THAT SLUT RIGHT NOW
>>26600467
I'd love a gf without friends. No "girls night out" bs and you will never have to wonder if she is cheating on you.
Not having conversational skills is fine as long she tries to talk to you and is comfortable with awkward silences.
My advice for girls: As long as you have good hygiene and aren't ugly, can literally have any single guy you want if you make the first move. Top tier guys will fuck you and not date you so go for the guys who are good looking but not perfectly attractive.
>>26607937
It wasn't a black guy it was Nameless Faceless, the John Doe of my made up fantasy world, he's the colour grey or clear because he doesn't exist.
>>26600601
>>26600621
Yeah destiny put on your trip you dumb slut
>>26608050
Idc
Tell me a daddy story
>>26607814
I was going to say something along the lines of, thanks for replying to my post. i was just replying to op's question though, i didn't realize the implication was about having a bf or not. i thought op was trying to make females feel bad about themselves, so i was being contrarian by saying i'm pleased with my body. sorry you're ugly and lonely, but i don't think there is anything i can do about that as i have someone else that i like.
>>26608104
MY DAD
HE WAS
MY DAD
AND I SAID
HI DAD
YOU ARE
DAD
AND THEN HE DIDN'T RAPE ME
THE END
>>26608075
>tfw you'll never whip Bebe's shit encrusted asshole while making her say that she was a bad nigger
>>26600362
shit, i'm a man and i think my live would be better if i had a body like that
It would be better. But, with a face like mine, it would still be nowhere near bearable.
>>26608633
>implying there aren't guys that like butterfaces
>>26600362
Yes? how is this even a question that would need answering?
thats like asking if your life would be better if you looked like this, obviously yes
>>26608760
this man speaks the truth, i fucking love butterfaces, cant seem to find one that likes me though
>>26608874
>cant seem to find one that likes me though
thats because you don't look like >>26608837
>>26600362
>Completely naked, except for shoes
WHY DO THEY DO THIS!?=!?!??!
>>26608874
>girl butterface
every guy wants to fuck her
>male butterface
eww hes ugly
>>26600362
can i get some sauce please?
It probably would be better but I find that body type unattractive. I prefer being cute and petite. At least there's some guys out there that are into that
>>26609022
What if she had this body type but were like 5' tall?
>>26609049
Nah, I like having small boobs (but I do have a decent sized butt). I don't want to have saggy tits and such when I get older. She may look good now but she won't when she gets older
>>26609022
>>26609123
Pics of yourself pixie girl
>>26606179
Did it get that way because you lost weight or has it been that way all along?
If the latter you will get great results from working out since you will get noob gains from having such a small ass and your skin is tight.
>me and a lot of people seem to like introverted/shy girls
where do all of you even go?
can almost guarantee most people would prefer shy to those obnoxious ones I always tend to meet.
My body was like that until I gained 50+ pounds.
>>26600362
>who gives a shit reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>26609251
be my chunky gf
>>26609187
No I used to have a small butt when I was younger. It was basically not existent even tho I was real fit (danced etc) just sort of like I was missing a butt. Then I got older and stopped and gained like 10 lbs so now it's saggy and flat. It's hard for me to give a shit because it isn't the ugliest thing about me
>>26609250
pls respond
genuinely curious
>>26609164
I might post pics at some point I'm just not confident enough at the moment
>>26609406
You remind me of someone I used to know for some reason
>>26609123
oh the delusions
>>26609375
>cant even get a reponse on /r9k/
helium tank tomorrow l-a-d-s
>>26600736
>FNM
>>26600362
yes
i h8 my body
