Would anyone actually want an autistic NEET girlfriend?
>3D
Good luck in the 3D realm.
>>26599757
Yes, if you look halfway decent and aren't a mentally ill emotional vampire
It's not like people who sit inside in front of the computer all day are going to have their shit together physically and mentally. Lifestyle means nothing, attraction is all about looks and social status, its lizard brain shit.
>>26599757
Yes, obviously. It's all I want.
>>26599757
Are you physically attractive? If so, yes, many men would.
I already have one
:^)
desu
>>26599757
It would really depend on her level of autism. If she was literally autistic probably not. If she was in the meme sense, autistic as in being obsessed with vidya, being a hikki, lacking personal hygeine (preferrably not too badly) Yes I would, sign me up.
We could sit around all day and do our lame shit on the computer. Watch movies and shows together, look at hentai together and make sweet sweaty nerd love. Sounds great.
>>26599757
>autistic NEET
Can someone explain why this is supposed to be attractive? These are negative qualifies.
>>26599813
>mentally ill emotional vampire
thats literally what an autistic NEET girl is.
Yeah, just don't be fat or atrociously ugly.
>>26600050
Because robots are insecure.
>autistic
someone they can feel comfortable around. child-like and isn't judgmental of their social awkwardness.
>NEET
she's dependent, meaning she can't leave them as easily.
>>26600050
>>26600095
>an autistic NEET
is not
>a normalfag wageslave
You only think the latter is better because you are a retard (low intelligence)
be my gf
USA
S
A
>>26599757
yes.but they don't exist
>>26599757
No. I want a socially proficient gf with a well-paying job so I can maintain my own NEET lifestyle.
If you look like this, yes.
>>26599839
NORMIE!!!! FUUUUUCK OFFFFF!!!
>tfw no autistic weeb NEET gf
>>26599757
A lot of people on here would, but those girls would never date a robot. They'll just hold out for some attractive normalfag who occasionally plays skyrim and thinks staying in one night of the week makes him an introvert.
>>26599757
no girls are autistic because they get so much social attention from a young age its impossible for them to not understand social interaction.
/thread
>>26599757
No, I want an autistic NEET boyfriend.
>>26603528
>No, I want an autistic NEET boyfriend.
Are you a girl or gay?
>>26603528
>No, I want an autistic NEET boyfriend.
This would be the best scenario if he was a femboy.
>>26601310
where in the USA?
>>26603568
Gay
Very, very gay
>>26599757
There's nothing more I'd like. Unfortunately I'm too low on looks even for them.
i'm fine with social autism but mental autism is too ridiculous. i'd be perfectly fine with staying inside all day, lying in bed, with her talking about what was troubling her. that being said, if she's going to overreact to things or freak out about simple statements, it's probably not going to work out with anyone, myself included
'down-to-earth' or 'reasonable' are probably the words to use
>>26603618
So you just want a normal "shy" girl. Well good luck with that, they all have a ton of suitors better than you.
Neither. I can't handle intimacy at all.
>>26603528
>tfw depressed antisocial neet
I just want a bf who can protect me from everyone who wants to harm me ;_;
>>26599757
No neets.
There's no way in hell we can both rent a place and spend weekends spooning and listening to audio books on my pay alone.
Aspies do that awful deadpan voice and don't act grateful for anything so again I'd have to pass.
Shit fling screaming hug box autism is totally out.
Guess that's a total pass.
How the fuck can both people in "relationship" be insecure autistic neets? They would both just shy away eventually with all that spaghetti
I've seen robots say they would but I doubt any guy would have the patience to deal with me and all my issues. I'm so emotionally stupid that I wouldn't be able to provide the affection a guy would probably expect. I'm not good at expressing emotions and I just like to keep to myself. I'm not a talker, my idea of a good time with a guy is doing something together but not talking to each other. I'm bad at talking, I freeze up when I have to converse. People in the past has described me as just cold and distant when I'm really shy and confused and quiet. Heavy social situations make me have a mental breakdown.
I would be a bad girlfriend. I think a lot guys are letting their loneliness ignore what would be a bad package. We're just better off alone, we're worthless.
>>26603639
all well-deserved (You) my friend
>>26603667
>I just want a bf who can protect me from everyone who wants to harm me ;_;
Why do people want to harm you? Are you a girl?
>>26603752
No Im not.
Because people harm people and I was always harmed by people I loved.
>>26603667
Get a job cutie and we'll lift weights until we can crush melons with our thighs.
>>26603818
Ill be starting uni this year
>>26603700
What's your idea of showing affection, for curiosity's sake? Like, what would you do to let him know you care about him? Assuming you are in a relationship already, or are trying to get into one with him.
I would not care as long as we enjoyed each others company.
To bad even that is too much to ask for.
>>26603700
Are you me?
>tfw mum tells me that I have empty eyes
>>26603829
Don't sell yourself short like that honey, eat big and get big and don't ever play yourself.
We're gonna make it.
>>26603700
>described my dream gf
>tfw youll never have this
feelsbadman
>>26603700
but we can be worthless together
>>26603607
london?gobloxyourself
>>26599757
>autistic
no
>>26599757
I'm pretty awful and autistic and all of the friends I've had in the past were the same way sans one so I'm pretty sure that's the only person I could actually get along with.
>>26603836
Not her but Im just like her. When I had a bf, I made him an origami bookmark. He asked if I made it for him and I told him "no but it looks ugly so you can have it". Its more like showing affection but not wanting to show affection its weird I dont know, nevermind.
no
people (out of everyone, people on r9k especially) have a romanticized view of shit like this, in part supported by anime
you're all delusional
>>26603836
I don't know. I don't know what I could do. I've never been in a relationship and I'm not looking for one because I know everyone involved will just get burned. My autism just affects my ability to really be a normal girlfriend, I don't know what I could for a guy. I have nothing to offer. It would just be an awkward mess of a relationship, I would be so uncomfortably awkward it would be a joke.
I'm just emotionally fargone that I can't be a good girlfriend no matter how hard I try, I'm just wired that way.
>>26603969
>romanticized
>delusional
That's what makes it good, however. Being in love in general is literally delusional and overly romanticized. All the meaning is illusory and just a product of your own perceptions of the person. Very far from "real."
>>26603973
I don't mind awkward and I'm bad at socializing too. I'd still date you, I'm a patient guy.
>I'm a neet girl, teehee
has 300+ facebook friends
100+ skype friends
>no one understands or likes me
>teehee
>>26603958
That's pretty cute actually, or at least would be assuming he understood the actual motivation. It's easy for me to say that since I know it though. Hopefully he understood you well enough to know as well.
>>26603973
>giving up before you even gave it an honest effort
Oh come on. There's nothing you can think of, at all, that you think you could do to show affection? I don't believe that.
>>26603958
That's really cute 2bh
>>26599757
never. rather be alone. fell for the 'date a fat chick' meme and she was an autist, was completely delusional and selfish. If it makes me normie for breaking off one of my few relationships then so be it, I'm better off that way.
>>26604054
I don't have a facebook. The idea terrifies me.
>>26603973
Nah you have a lot to offer a lonely dude. Some men would just cherish the company and the chance to involve you in their hobbies. Or just lay around spooning all day.
Make an okc profile, be positive and short and you'd likely get bites. And awkwardness is fun if you can smile about it. Sounds hard but just keep thinking it and you'll feel that way soon.
>>26599757
wife's sister is autistic NEET. overweight, obsessed with 90s boy bands (she's in her late 20s), spends all day watching tv and posting on reddit. pretty sure she's a kissless virgin. girl autism is weird.
I wouldn't mind dating a robot...but how would we survive? I'm a NEET and if they're a robot, they're probably a NEET too. We'll be homeless and that scares me.
there are no cute hikkiNEET girls who watch anime and play eroge all day
they do not exist
anyone who says otherwise is lying
>>26599757
Yes, just don't be fat
>>26604071
>>26604078
> Hopefully he understood you well enough to know as well.
No he didnt, he often complainted about me being always negative and depressed and cold. Eventhough I told him that I cant/dont want to show emotions so people cant harm me (I was abused as a kid so I have trust issues and something with showing emotions)
And eventually we broke up.
>>26604185
>there are no cute hikkiNEET girls who watch anime and play eroge all day
It's not like you were going to get a cute girl to begin with.
>>26604181
Ideally we'd work for a few months at a time and live inexpensively in a small apartment and be NEETs until we need money again.
>>26604181
Easy solution is to get shit jobs.
Two people on 40 hours min wage can rent and still have savings.
>>26604195
>No he didnt, he often complainted about me being always negative and depressed and cold. Eventhough I told him that I cant/dont want to show emotions so people cant harm me (I was abused as a kid so I have trust issues and something with showing emotions)
Your behavior probably gave him trust issues now too, just because you couldn't stop being a retarded roastie for five seconds and say "I love you very much."
>>26604185
otomege would be more reasonable to ask for
>>26604195
I wouldn't complain about those things because it'd be hypocritical
>>26604195
>No he didnt, he often complainted about me being always negative and depressed and cold.
That's cute
>>26604185
I feel scared anon. Am reasonably bisexual but can't into the girls who hit on me, so 2D is my way out.
I'm not a chad, so no.
I know how you btiches work, I don't care how "autistic" you say you are.
>>26604234
I said it very often tho. And I doubt he has trust issues because he abused my trust and did stuff he shouldnt do
Also Im not a girl.
I just wanna have everything chad has but I am not getting them anytime soon
>>26604269
>Also Im not a girl.
Well your story sucks then, go away.
I don't need someone to sit at home and watch cartoons with me all day, I can do that fine by myself
>>26604319
>I don't need someone to sit at home and watch cartoons with me all day
I agree, in fact it would be weird watching anime with a guy. Sounds awkward and uncomfortable.
>>26599757
Autistic girls don't want bfs. They have no interest in romantic relationships with anyone except the gay guys in their erotic fanfiction.
>>26604253
I can't relate to otomoge, though I suppose I could respect her tastes being a woman, but there are some games worth playing for the story alone that I'd like her to play.
>>26604262
Honestly, is there anything wrong with being single, celibate/virgin or refusing to reproduce? If anything it's honorable with the amount of suffering any new human being brought into the world would have to go through. Using Waifuism/2D as an escape route is just a modern form of transcendent religion.
>>26604347
>gay guys in their erotic fanfiction
I'm not a fujoshi..
>>26604195
That's really shitty, I'm sorry to hear that. Especially after you told him about your trust issues and shit. Hopefully you find someone that won't do that next time.
ITT people falling for the autistic NEET meme who don't even know what autistic women are like and aren't aware that all NEET means is that a person is "Not in education, employement or training". Aka, NEET does not imply Hikkikomori.
Please don't ever be surprised you're still single ever again, thanks.
>>26604222
>>26604210
>working
Can I just kill myself?
>>26604342
Anime is a solo activity for me, I don't see how having someone watch it with me would improve the experience. If anything I imagine I would feel compelled to try and make conversation and then get pissed off that I'm not paying full attention
>>26604393
Reina is cute!
>>26604374
I'm in agreement with you anon, people who don't bring more children to the world than the world can handle make me feel happy. They are a blessing. I wish more people would come out of the closet and start adopting homeless kids.
>>26604428
>Can I just kill myself?
Yes, that's also an option I'm really interested in, as long as you do it together with me.
>>26604428
Autismbux baby, I got use covered.
>>26604393
>>26604449
She's pretty cute yeah, especially the voice. Not my favorite of the show though.
>>26599757
What anime is this from, OP?
>>26604649
>tfw no kuudere short hair weeb gf
killing me inside
Would anyone want a socially autistic NEET weeb who isafraid of intimacy?
>>26599757
I want dat vividbooty plz
>>26604700
Vivivdred Operation. One of the girls is an autistic genius, while being super hot.
>>26599899
This is my dream desu senpai
>originalcommentasanofferingtothe9krobotguardianihateblackpeople
>>26604761
As long as it's not a permanent thing. Being afraid of intimacy is fine at first but a relationship with no intimacy forever will just lead to frustration and self-sabotage. The question then is, what would be safe and what wouldn't be? What are you comfortable with?
>>26603700
> hnng
Just let me hold you all day and then have sex once in a while. I'm not as bad as you, but still autistic enough I can say exactly what I want, in tedious detail if you needed it.Unrelated feel, but I just realized I've gotten over my Disney brainwashing. I used to think I could never be with someone, have sex with someone, I didn't love with all my might. I literally couldn't understand why adults settled all around for someone they just considered meh.
Then I got redpilled, wanting love and realizing it doesn't exist, got me really down. And now? If a girl flirted with me, I'd flirt back and be willing to try her. Pls send help.
>>26599757
M A R Y L A N D
BE MY GF NOW
>>26603878
>>26603897
>>26604127
>>26604761
>>26605502
beta as fuck
please die
>>26603700
Marry me
marriageblox
>>26605540
another maryland fag
where you at
ellicott city here
>>26604263
>chaos warrior scrub
>dat mullet
pls no
>>26605793
Rockville. We should be bros. I'll assume you're black so there won't be any disappointment.
>>26603700
I met a girl that thinks that about herself. I'm pretty much the same, and I'm able to keep a conversation and so does she, but if I don't feel that she's feeling alright, I'm afraid to say anything and ruin things. But i know that we could be together just fine. I just wanted to be with her, she lives too far away from me.
>>26603700
>>26603871
>>26603958
>>26603973
>I-I wouldn't show enough affection
Fuck that shit. Lots of affection would just make me uncomfortable as hell. All I want is someone I can be close to.
>>26605836
>I'll assume you're black
>ellicott city
kek
i am white as snow
>>26605763
>>26605882
IM SICK OF YOU STUPID BETA REDDIT FUCKS. YOU'VE ALREADY DESTROYED THIS BOARD THAT I LOVED 3 YEARS AGO. HOLY SHIT DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
>>26603973
As an actually autistic guy I understand this completely. lel @ anons saying they'd still take people like us. They think they can just make somebody feel love and companionship? It's impossible.
>>26605915
>YOU STUPID BETA REDDIT FUCKS
m8
ive been here for almost 5 years now
the board was at its peak when the betas ran it
redditors are normie and trite as shit
>>26605904
Post your Skype name. We're going to be best friends forever. You'll never want a girlfriend, because you'll have me.
Whoa! This thread is frickin' crappy as heck!
Needs some Karen to make it better!!
>>26605925
honestly i just want a living hole who wont be mean to me or make me feel intimidated, and hang out with me and do stupid shit.
just as long as you arent normie
>>26605965
>tfw too austic to have skype
got a steam?
>>26605990
suck my cock bandage you dirty whore
>>26606045
I am NOT a whore and I will NOT do that! Ever!!!
>>26606020
http://steamcommunity.com/id/dfdwadw
>>26606086
why you little slut
dont you want attention?
i know its what you crave you dirty whore
im going to jizz all over your face and get your hair crusty
>>26599899
well, here I am.
hi
>wanting an autistic gf
Oh you mean like:
"o-oh....anon-kun...i-i-i dont want to go out tonight. im too shy of people :("
Sorry to break it to you, but that's not autism.
my girlfrend's roommate is autistic.
She:
-has no friends at all
-never leaves the dorm building except for class
-literally lives off vending machine snacks because she refuses to leave (the dining hall is less than 2 minutes away)
-makes a mess everywhere (food, body fluids, you name it)
-has mental fits where she hides herself in my roommates closet
-goes to sleep at 8-9, wakes at around 5am - 6am
-is NOT fun to be around at all.
I'm fucking warning you robots, you will get what you wish for. she does not speak unless spoken to. My gf lives in a 1 bedroom apartment with her and hasnt spoken a word to her in 4 days. she doesnt say "hello" or "goodbye", she doesnt say a word if not absolutely necessary. I cant imagine how many health problems she is going to have in the future. she lives off coffee, chips, and soda. you have been warned
>You will never have a qt NEET gf who inherited a family fortune and uses it to live in a small comfy apartment never working or going out
>You will never spend all day lounging around cuddling
>She will never suck your dick while you shitpost
>You will never eat her out while she shitposts
>You will never have sex while playing a co op game together
> I'll probably meet my long term partner on 4chan
If I'm successful + attractive and attracted to shy/ "autistic" girls, and don't want to accidentally nab a normie, how do I go about getting an above average looking girl with confidence issues on this site? Or any site?
My previous plan was just to go to a bunch of normie parties, be socially successful, have girls think I'm cute/ dreamy, but then go straight for the girl that "didn't want to be there"
>>26606138
Post messy room and list of steam games
>>26606111
I don't crave that kind of attention at all, you filthy degenerate! I'm not responding to you anymore!
>>26606184
You sure? Ive got a real big penis and ill show a slut like you a real good time
>>26606101
Ok senpai ill add you once i get back home
uk robot any neet girls wanna be my gf?
>>26606167
(continuation)
I just want someone to look up to me, respect me, understand me, and be confused as to why I would "settle for someone like them".
Then cuddle them and melt away their cute little insecurities for that moment in time.
Any cute shy/ autistic girls atpenn state
please somebody fucking help me this place is a nightmare
>>26606171
It gets dirty in a day but I have to clean it. Half-family don't like me and I'm too poor for games
>>26606410
Im willing to dump 100$ on you right now in steam games if youre cute and youll be my gf
>>26606410
is
is that a hamster
please tell me it's a russian dwarf hamster
>>26606410
how long have you been playing piano?
>>26606456
>this thirst
>>26606410
Pics of the little guy in the tank please
I want to see cute pets :3
>>26606410
everything about this is cute but disappointing due to the fact that she's probably a fatty
I know paper is bad but I didn't have anything else that day.
>>26606456
...I'm not cute and I don't want anybody buying me stuff. I'll much rather watch you play
>>26606466
Sorry he's a dumbo rat :((
>>26606469
It's for decoration now... I don't have the motivation to learn anything
>>26606471
Here you go :)
>>26606542
Of course
>>26606559
>a literal rat
More pics
Does he do cute things?
What do you feed him?
>>26606559
>Of course
How fat are we talking here
>>26606559
i'm guessing you're probably way cuter than you actually think and just have low self confidence
Either way you won't be posting a picture so fuck it.
Rat is a cute little bastard though.
>>26599757
I used to have an autistic girlfriend before I stopped being a normie. I have never been as happy as I was back then. So yes, I'd love an autistic NEET girlfriend.
>>26606612
>i'm guessing you're probably way cuter than you actually think and just have low self confidence
That's everyone on this board honestly
>>26606559
>It's for decoration now... I don't have the motivation to learn anything
iktfb
>>26601401
Zophiles get out
>>26606559https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198122451512
>>26606648
Which is why there should be some kind of like /subsoc/ board where us autistic degenerates can post pics and get... Wait, I already see the flaw in this.
These sorts of girls are usually looking for a "soulmate" or "ideal boyfriend", and guys are just looking for someone adorable.
Meh. Would probably still work out for someone like me. But /soc/ tends to be too normie/ partying/ outgoing for me. I can do that shit but it isn't really a goal for me. As suggested in this thread by others; I just want someone to walk along with in life and cuddle/ reassure each other. But only focused on games, animals, watching tv, making art, and stuff that doesn't generally include having to socialize with anyone else.
>>26606588
Sometimes he comes when I call him :) And I feed him just regular things like rat food and some veggies, fruits and nuts.
Here's another one in his new cage. Not sure why he was sleeping there, he's got his hammock :P
>>26606612
Low self esteem hits me only when somebody mentions something about my weight or anything. Other than that I'm fine with what I got :)
>>26606662
I always wanted to learn to do something, anything... Oh well
>>26606715
>having taste so shit
>700 hours playing Age of Memes 2
>>26606741
The real problem with a board like that is it will be overrun by normalfags, defeating its purpose
>>26599757
no
all tfwnogf memes aside, asspies are fucking insufferable
>>26606745
What's his name? :3
>>26606747
a lot of those games i got becuase my friends wabted to play them
AOE is honestly the only game on there i actually like
Whats the matter thinking ganes too hard for you senpai?
>>26606783
>>26606741
Assuming there were rules against posting about having a normie life that were enforced it could work, but the problem is that people the board is geared for don't post pics anyway. That's part of the package
>>26599813
>halfway decent and aren't a mentally ill emotional vampire
does not exist
all females are either stacies or ugly as fuck, even a girl with slightly below average looks will easily get a bf and live a normal life
>>26606745
>Low self esteem hits me only when somebody mentions something about my weight or anything
You could probably cut out any drink that isn't water out of your diet, watch calories a bit more carefully, and in a year transform enough to get a genuinely great guy.
No exercise is even necessary.
I don't know why this is too hard to do for most girls :|
It's like an easy trick that would literally put them back on easy mode with no effort involved.
>>26606648
Keep telling yourself that.
egnedfhgjbtfhjnth
>AOE
>A thinking game
Why don't you go back to >>>/vg/ and shitpost in babbyshit general?
>>26606711
Feeling toasted?
>>26606845
4u faggot >>26606816
>>26606852
Literally 3D PIG disgusting
>>26606845
Lol k senpai
Time to wipe the cheeto dust off you fingers and go back to playing dwarf fortress
>>26606818
>but the problem is that people the board is geared for don't post pics anyway. That's part of the package
Exactly.
Except I would... That probably makes me normie in some way. But I only really just kinda don't care enough/ genetically lucked out.
"Why don't I just socialize like a normal human"- gonna sound pretentious, but I can't find any outlets or gatherings of people that either hold interesting people or have an interesting cause.
I'm looking for someone that is pretty much as described in this thread; indoors, not very social, having difficulty sharing feelings/ appreciation/ emotion. To me that just kicks in some kind of protective/ nurturing gear that wants to grow that person's potential in creativity/ bring them along for some kind of adventure I'm having. Kind of like a guy version of manic pixie girl.
>>26603700
the number of replies says it all.
women can't be robots, and all it takes for them to not be lonely is to respond.
>>26606789
Adante =) Last one of him eating a black goldfish
>>26606830
I don't drink soda, don't eat fast food and it still stays the same +/- 2 pounds.
I lost a lot of weight 3 years ago exercised daily ate healthy. I was on a oood path and all of a sudden it all came back. I think its my hormones but I'm scared of doctors so it'll have to fix itself
I don't even care anymore. I'd date a quadriplegic girl with a robot voice box if I thought it would solve my problems.
>>26606942
>normie meme inspirational 'so deeip!!!111' posters
>faggy normscum tier light fixtures
End. It.
>>26606942
>wanting to improve them
faggot shit
>>26607012
That's not my room
And I know I'm a huge faggot
Don't give a fuck though, this is an anonymous messaging board, I'm allowed to share my unrealistic desires + feels
>>26606995
That's a goof fucking name for a rat>tfw my ex-coworker had a face that looked exactly like your rat's
>>26607060
*good
fugging tybos
>>26607059
Im just recommending the best plan of action given the availible information
>>26599757
So as to not be cucked.
>>26606995
Wow even the rat is named after music stuff
>tfw no autistic neet gf
>>26607060
That's rude haha okay last pic I swear :)
>>26607109
I don't know any artist named Adante sorry...
>>26606942
I would very much like to cut you up into little pieces to feed to my cat. He's a loving little guy who needs the nurturing nutrients that you can provide.
I'm joking relax. What's you're address. Wait, not address. Like what country do you live in? Speaking english doesn't really narrow down anything.
Oh right you probably want to get to know someone before you take the existential leap of discussing personal details.
Hi, my name is speghetti. I'm very clumbsy, love the outdoors but haven't been outdoors in 16 years. I've been vidyaing for as long as I've been concious. Extremely neet and generally lacking in all forms of worthwhile traits. I'm unmotivated, I dislike a lot of things while offering literally nothing, so don't disappoint me flatty fatty. Oh and I'm overweight as well. We can hold hands as we play dark age of camalot. I'll finger you when it's your turn and then get you a glass of milk.
I like the whole lights on the ceiling bit. Always been a fan of space like every autist ever. I like the idea of an infinite space to hide my shame in. kek. Your lights must look like stars as you fall asleep dreading all your failures in comfort. It must be magical. Thank god for spellcheck on the internet.
I don't know if I like rats. Mice are adorable, but I've never seen a rat. A giant mouse my actually give me panic attacks, or might make me fall in love with rats. I'm very much so an animal person, always have been. Even before the great shunning. They've just always held a special place in my throbber. Was that trying too hard? God I wish I could just upload my feelings so you'd know I'm telling the truth.
>>26607197
His back feet look like hands
What is he eating in that pic?
>tfw neet mommy gf
>>26607224
An egg, are you retarded or just BLIND, faggot!?
>>26607243
I didn't notice the yolk
Sorry anon ;-;
>>26607197
>I don't know any artist named Adante sorry...
lol senpai you fucking serious
adante is the pace of the music
>>26607257
It's okay, I'm mad because no one loves me.
>>26607219
I think we can manage our weight problem by putting two treadmills back to back against eachother with us running on either one. The way this would work is we'd look back over our shoulders and see the failure that our laziness has earned us and want to get away from it. Faster and faster we'll fight to be rid of eachother while bettering eachother. It'll be like sex, not that I'd know. Hahahahahahha :c
I could see our destinies intertwining and blossoming into a solid, worthwhile venture. From the ashes of all that failure would come a bond strengthened by it's complexities. A bond so well thought out that nothing could ever break us apart. Well, that is unless chad suddenly started noticing you. Then we'd have a homicide on our hands. ^_^ I'm joking haha
So how about it femanon? Wanna get jiggy with it?
>>26607219
I'm a guy, that's not my room, I'm not the one with the pet rat
>>26607284
Nobody loves me either anon
>>26607224
boiled egg. Ok last one pinky promise :P
>>26607259
>you fucking serious
y-yes...
>>26607370
its alright uneducated autist, ill forgive you if you become my gf
>>26607305
8] Then consider yourself my bitch, anon.
>>26607370keep posting pics familam
>>26607400
Don't really have any left so...
>>26607466
Take some more of the qt rat
>>26607466
[email protected]
Not trying to be that anon but lets keep in touch. Game once in a while. Do random shit. Not looking for anything but am open to anything. If it doesn't workout naturally then it wasn't meant to to begin with. How about it anonette?
>>26607509
...no too shy for that sorry
youre probably fat anyway.....
>>26607570
>youre probably fat anyway.....
kek
>>26607466
Hey bby, my names chad, how about you and me ditch this place full of dweebs and losers and hit it off on omegle where we can be alone? ;) ill be wearing a tanktop and showing my abs with a pink backwards snapback hat on. Tag for omegle is chadthundercock. Ill be waiting ;) my cute lil neet sex slave. Cant wait to destroy those delicious pussy lips
>>26607483
Here's one more I found :)
>>26607509
Hm.. I mean yeah we can talk
>>26607633
Adorable and nice dubsI'm not the anon begging to chat btw
>>26607633
Cool, thanks anonette. I know we got a bad rep on this board for being a bunch of weirdos who dream about sex 24/7, but honestly I've lived this game for so long that I'm unmotivated as all hell. With that said I've never really talked to a neet girl before and being neet myself for more years than I'm proud to mention.. That seems exciting!
It depends on the reason for NEETness, if it is because of stupidity, NO WAY. That is the main reason I'm still a virgin, I just can't handle stupidity in others. I don't blame them for it, but I am not going to date a girl who is unable to articulate herself, or successfully defend her viewpoint without resorting to typical BS such as ad hominem attacks and whatnot. If I ever date girl, I want it to be someone at least as smart as I am, or at the very least well educated. I don't think it's unreasonable to want to spend my time with someone I respect,but considering the way our society treats girls as special, and doesn't expect them to work hard or improve themselves in the same way as men.(this applies more to attractive females than anything, but I think the point is still applicable to most) This isn't to say that there aren't girls who do have a strong work ethic, but it just isn't valued in women as much as in men. Oh wait, this is an attention grabbing tfw no bf thread, I forgot.
>>26607633
Fuckin evil genius tier look right here. He's about to get a little bit genghis khan on you anon.
>>26607790
Found the intellectual psychopath.
Original comment desu
>>26606471
>this thirst
>proceeds to be just as thirsty
Fuck these threads man you're all such beta faggots
>>26607666
I know you're not :P
>>26607820
I just noticed that :o scary looking
>>26607927
Fuck off nigger I just want to see the rat
I read this post and day dreamed that I had a neet girlfriend. Then I realised I didn't and got really sad.
>>26607370
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egmkerhgkedkmhekmht original!
>>26599757
no 2bh
>>26608013
Nah fuck you buddy and fuck the rat too that smug as fuck rat fuck
>>26607685
>>26607509
Jesus man just dial back the desperation a bit
>>26607685
go fuck yourself you fucking shit frog poster
i hope you choke on cum
Why did you call me a psychopath? I may have problems, but those don't involve being a psychopath or a sociopath. I don't think rambling is a symptom of either of those, you fucking pleb.
>>26608138
>>26608141
Woah guys... What's the problem. I've been a true neet for so long and have never once came across a neet girl. That is really exciting for me. It's not about looking to score, what the fuck. I just would love to get to know someone who lives a similar life. Jesus...
>>26605836
Hey I'm from Rockville too lad. Can I be bro #3?
>>26608252
My friend, I think the problem they have with you is fairly obvious. This is a board that could go by /tfwnogf/ and still remain exactly the same. When people on this board see someone being nice to a girl, most of them can only jump to a single conclusion, which is that you want something in return, most notably the sexy fun times. This is because most of the active posters are sad, desperate, pessimists, who have a skewed view of reality. I wish you well with your endeavors, in the off chance that OP actually IS a girl. I have my doubts as this IS the internet.
>>26608252
Do your thing anon. We all have our breaking points.
>>26608035
o-okay
>>26608118
don't hate on my rat :(
>>26608446
fuck off fat bitch
we all can tell how much your reveling in the attention
>>26608550
Sir yes Sir!
blox
>>26605828
This book was amazing
>>26608550
Kill yourself
>>26608446
More rat gifs
>>26606140
You seem like a normie cunt t b h
>>26603700
>my idea of a good time with a guy is doing something together but not talking to each other
Like playing vidya? Sounds perfect.
Too bad you only posted to get instant validation.
Women already seem almost autistic as it is, so I wouldn't want to see what an actually autistic female was like.
Yes because it would mean I wasn't as lonely
>>26606890
Less toasty now?
