Uncle anon, can you drive me to cheerleading practice?
>>26599729
As an uncle, the whole loli thing wouldn't work for me. If she wasn't related to me, though...
>>26599729
wrong board m8
>>26599729
"I'll drive you to incest practice more lykk it" ;/\)))
"I'm so depraved LOL"
>>26599754
What's the right board?/hebe/?
>>26599729
S...sure hop in my van
>>26599923
/tv/ m8, /tv/
not before i viciously fuck you in the back of my van you whore
>>26600155
What would your brother think?
>>26599729
Ok, but wash off all the makeup off your face first.
>>26599729
Sure thing you should call some of your friends see if they need a ride as well.
pat her on the bottom
What's this board's obsession with this underage floozy
FBI/pedo/tumblr false flag
>>26599754
This is r9k right?
>>26599729
Sure thing sweetie.
Just don't touch the stereo.
>>26599729
(not sure how I got a white blond niece but whatever)
>I don't have a car
>so we ether walking or taking the bus/train if you go with me
>>26599729
>sure love,do you have a boyfriend
I guess...
Dgkiudx
>tfw no flexible underage neice
>>26601450
>tfw no pig-faced niece
>>26601468
What in the world are you talking about?
>>26601280
They are hot, why else.
>>26599747
>As an uncle, the whole loli thing wouldn't work for me. If she wasn't related to me, though...
Id like to think she's my wives niece that way ti only a relation by marriage.
Morals are important
>>26602278
>Morals are important
Get out.
>>26599729
I can't even ride a fucking bike , fuck off kid
>>26604031
>live in netherlands
>main method of transportation is literally the bike
Take that, Amerifats.
>implying I can drive
>implying being around a bunch of athletic, social people wouldn't make me feel like shit
What is it with Stacies and converse?
>>26601450
post more anon please
>>26599729
Only if we do some crotch presses and stretch first. Remember to go in a circle, slowly!
>>26604885
Her name is Jordyn Jones. She gets posted here once in a while. Basically she's a hiphop dancer who dances to trashy songs. She's like the female Matty B, except slightly less hated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p94_9hpC8NM
