>be american
>get shot by high speed bullet
>>26599689
>be european
>get around by high speed train
>be nonfreedom country
>die cause no guns
>>26599689
>be European
>get cucked by Islam
Thanks Trump!
>>26599689
>by police
>in your house
>be European
>get decapitated in broad daylight
>be Australian
>get KHAN'd
>>26599689
>be anyone else
>get shot by americans
>be canuckian
>get topical
>be Brit in London
>get held up by some chavs on the way to work
>they hold a crayon to your neck and say "Oiai mayt ow much yuh gohon yeh tudday"
>You instantly piss your pants and throw your euros at them
>They draw all over you anyway and run away with your money
>A swami then holds you down and rapes you
>This happens every day so you know to relax your anus as quickly as possible
Why does /pol/ keep coming here?
STAY THE FUCK ON YOUR BOARD
>>26599983
>Be reddit cuck
>Rage so hard every time /pol/ leaves its board you fart and lose the semen you were trying to hold in and have to replace it
>>26599983
>cant handle banter
>confuses /int/ with /pol/
fuck off to reddit newfaggot
