What was the last thing you said to a girl?
Bye mom
>>26599642
this. she's gone for the weekend.
>Sure
I said this to my mom a few days ago
>Yea sure I'll see you later
She gave me a pity invite to the pub for her birthday will all her friends..
I'm not going
>Hello
Fuck Tinder bitches. How the fuck do you want me to start a conversation? With a shitty pick up line like some unoriginal faggot? At least I'm being myself.
>>26599744
Wow this guy is kind of angry
>>26599731
My man, you made the right choice.
>>26599744
>At least I'm being myself.
>>26599765
Yeah. Agrier at myself than anything. I wish I knew how to text.
I can't remember the last thing I said out loud to anybody.
>>26599744
Also Tinder here. Mine was
>hey got any plans next weekend ;)
>unmatched
Also that was my way of starting a conversation. Fuck I dunno I just said the first thing that came to mind, besides I've read that chicks know if they're interested in you the first few seconds, also kinda the whole point of the match system so I thought I wouldn't waste any time.
>>26599619
I said fuck off roastie.i guess i'll be enjoying virgin life for a longer period
>>26599804
I think you're supposed to small talk first.
I also read that the alpha way of making plans is saying "lets go to x at y" without knowing if she's free or not and see what she says.
>>26599847
I hate small talk and fuck everybody that doesn't
Love you, anonette. Don't fall asleep in class.
>It might be lung cancer in my sister though
Said to my only friend last night.
No mom, I don't need anything. I only need you to shut up, as usual.
>>26599619
"It's okay, it's not your fault.."
Right after getting rejected when asking for a second date.
She was my first and last date.
>I'd do anything to see you smile again.
I got broken up with a while ago. I fell a little too hard in love.
>>26599861
Girls like it, tho.
I just said "Helo :-D" to a girl and she replied in a second. Then said "How are you? :-DD" and she stopped replying.
Some day we'll be good at this.
>have a good meal
>you too
do you think the people in mcdonalds were laughing at me or something else that was funny at the time?
>>26599804
>starting a conversation with a stranger with "hey got any plans this weekend ;)"
lol!!!!!!!!
"Maybe 1:30? We'll have time to get there and do bloodwork by then!!!"
My best friend is having surgery on Wednesday and I'm taking her to her pre-op appointment in a little while. (I'm a female and we've been best friends for 20 years, I'm not an orbiter.)
>>26600139
Why not though? What am I supposed to say? "so, come here often?"
>>26599619
>can you show me your belly?
2 days and no response
life without belly gf is suffering
>>26600098
Stop with the ":-D" bullshit. Are you trying to impress an 11 year old?
>>26600218
>starting a conversation with someone you've never talked to with an attempt to make plans
>;)
of course you wouldn't say "so you come here often" because you're on tindr you stupid fucking autist. why not at least give the pretense of thinking of the girl as a person instead of a puzzle you need to crack to get laid
"No"
Some girl asked if the lab was open.
>>26599619
Her: Ketchup?
Me: Actually, could I get some buffalo sauce, and a a hot mustard?....Thanks, have a good one
Her: You too
The sexual tension was palpable
>>26600286
I still don't see what the big deal is. I don't play any games. I go straight to the point.
"see you later"
fucking robot bloxxxx
>>26599619
*comments*
It was a social site where the girl had the text "You took the time to click on my profile, now you have to comment" below her picture on her profile page
That was 4 months ago
IRL
>talking with women irl
>>26600279
Dude I was just doing it for the shits but she's still replying. After that I started being a dick and somehow this conversation is going on fire.
Never again I'm gonna be nice to a chick I wanna bang.
>>26599619
"B-bye, see you next Monday!"
>>26600286
Okay smartass I just got a new match, what do you I say?
>>26600693
Dude please say "HI :-D"
Then keep acting like a retard and tell her to tell you a joke or something. It's working great for me atm I can't believe it.
>>26600693
why not try "hey you have any plans this weekend ;)" im sure she'll find that charming
>>26600766
very funny
comment original
>>26599619
"please respond"
respondblox
1:30 is good
Gfxvgddvhfdcbgfd
>lol yeah of course
>>26600743
I went with "hey how you doing:)?"
>>26600856
b-b-b-b-b--b-beta
you just left her drier than the sahara
>>26600888
Hey it works for Joey on Friends. I thought I'd give it a shot
>>26600450
You gotta play the game a little bit first. You can't come on that strong
I mean you can do whatever you want but it's not going to go anywhere if you do that
>>26599619
I love you, have a good day.
Girlfriend as she left for work this morning.
>>26600915
>he gets his dating advice from a comedy show
>>26601035
Hey I'm a robot after all. Wouldn't be here if I knew how to talk to girls.
>>26600856
You should've said what I said.
I've never got so far in a text conversation with a girl before.
>i will miss you
2 weeks ago to a co worker girl
>>26601051
you got it all wrong, don't try advice from shitty shows,just be yourself :^)
>>26601013
She sucking the boss' dick, you know.
>>26601060
Yeah I already said it before you replied. Glad to hear you're having success. I still didn't get a reply, probably isn't online now. One of these days I'll be in your shoes, hopefully soon
>>26599619
I don't do it THAT regularly
Just over an hour ago I was preparing to finally ask a girl out who I've liked for some time. I walked up the stairs on the way back to my office and she was standing there. I said "hi, are you alright?" in the hope she'd say hey or whatever and smile if she was open to talking to me. But when I said it she blanked me and just stared at the ground without expression and then walked down the stairs once I'd passed. It felt really bad, like the nausea you experience right after an injury. I feel so stupid and hold so much hatred towards myself right now for being so stupid.
>>26601112
I still haven't got laid or anything, but I feel like I'm walking on clouds right now. I hope I at least get a date out of this, cause I've never had so much fun talking to a chick.
I failed a lot to get to this, though. Keep trying and one day we're all gonna make it.
>>26601186
tl;dr
>Hi, you alright?
>ignored
>>26600437
>buffalo sauce
Ma nigga
"Enjoy the ending of that movie"
>>26599744
It's been statistically determined that commenting on their pic or bio gets more responses than any joke or a simple greeting.
>>26599619
>hey
my roommate's girlfriend REFUSES to stop accosting me whenever i try to sneak out or in, but i can't just not say anything back
hell on earth tbqh
Does saying imply speaking? If so, I can't remember. But I have my last texts with a girl.
Strictly platonic, robots.
"See you after class _____, I love you"
Pretty good, she's gonna come back in a few hours, we're gonna bone and then go have a fancy dinner, typical Friday evening desu
>>26599619
if not including familiars is "bitch" I guess
>>26602808
That's nice, anon.You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>26599619
"I love you. Try not to getc too booty blasted today silly wagecuck"
Only 6 hoursof black ops left until I get my blowjob and McChickens
>"What's up Emily?"
Just a greeting in passing after my neighbor (dorm) said Hey to me, that was literally yesterday.
Fuck you, you rancid swine! You don't even deserve me, nobody does!
