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ITT: cringey things normies say
>"you just won the internet"
>>26599396
I never understood exactly what that meant
>>26599408
It means you won the internet
>"lost all faith in humanity"
Hearing "fleek" used unironically takes a toll on my lifespan
>>26599426
II never understood exactly what that meant
>>26599396
Normie ree
>>26599434
>people using stock images for humor
>>26599396
>wow, that just ruined my childhood
>>26599453
That you've earned the internet through your efforts
>>26599453
you won the internet
>>26599493
How do I win a concept
le right in the feels
when peOPLE TYPPE LIKE THI
>>26599493
>>26599497
III nnever understood exactly what that meant
any hip thing to say from the '09 internet.
>lulz
>for the win
>epic fail
>trolled!
>>26599493
>>26599508
It means you've beaten the internet. Like winning a game.
>>26599542
but the internet isn't a game
THAT. WAS. EPIC.
You win the internet good sir!
>>26599542
okay this makes more sense thank you anon
the word:
>Literally.
It's a good word turned awful because of its misuse
epic for the win
>>26599553
>It's literally a good word turned awful because of its misuse
>>26599549
Not for you, you pathetic fuck
>>26599535
I love when people hate on the year 2009 it makes me happy because im not the only one
Fuck '09 am i right my bros hhaha
>>26599549
It's ironic, you cretinous mongoloid.
epic memes bro
i can't even XD
Ironic shitposting is normie trash now
>>26599601
>uses typographical emotes instead of emojis
hahah aha hey nanna
>>26599621
calling things trash is now tumblr vernacular
>based
you're fucking gay
>>26599643
shut up you literal trash baby
When they want to call someone dumb but they're not good at satire because they're fucking plebs so they just spam greengrocers' apostrophes and faultycaps
get a new shtick you lazy cocksuckers
Why do these piss me off so much?
>>26599706
hey do you mind translating this post
"For science!"
"Sir."
I don't like these.
>>26599725
Damnit r9k
I spammed those stupid emojis on that post
>>26599584
>am i right my bros hhaha
>>26599753
hahah quoting my text thanks for the (you) my brother
>>26599473
>not using stockimages instead of faggy memes
>This is important
>Super
>Garbage/Trash (This one in particular because I'm from the UK and it's becoming increasingly popular to say these.
>Problematic
>>26599473
Call me a normie then, because that shit is funny
>>26599773
>believing stock images havent turned into a meme widely used across the internet
tee hee anon ya tickled me in the right spot
cool beans
that's metal
kek
lol
dank memes
that's dank
just a few that i can think of off the top of my head
though braindead millennials are always cooking up new garbage to spew from their sewers
>>26599396
DUDE OP YOU JUST WON OVER 9000 INTERNETS WITH THAT POST LMAO
>>26599831
Stock images can show a wide range of emotion with how vague they are. In the case of the chest pain it could be seen as pain, depression, embarrassment, second-hand embarrassment, annoyance, even laughter in some cases.
Is it really any wonder that the most usable images are used by a wide audience?
Also saying stock images are memes is confusing because that's endless amount of pictures.
Are some more meme than others?
>W H O L I S T E N S T H I S I N F E B R U A R Y ?
>>26599947
Oh man someone actually typed this out
>>26599791
from ireland and the garbage/trash one is fucking maddening.
>fuckboy
gets me. sick of this being used by feminists.
>>26599396
>>26599535
>>26599728
normies don't say this shit, it's usually the weird nerdy kids who hang out with other nerds
Pretty much anything written in full lowercase with zero punctuation is insufferable to me now, I always just assume it's some Dumblr/15 year old wigger faggot.
>>26599396
>:^)
Take your shitty emoticons to the garbage where you belong you fucking normalfags.
>>26599883
>that's metal
I'll be honest, I've said "fuckin' brutal" but that's because I love metalocalypse
This is literally the best thread ever on r9k, I'M DYING.
>>26600091
Yeah don't confuse normies with redditers, very different things.
We basically have infinite supply of those on the 9faggot comment sections.
> Who is watching this in X
I really wanna meet someone that writes shit like this, I am honestly curious.
>>26600782
>This is literally the best thread ever on r9k, I'M DYING.
I am literally diYNG RIGHT NOW;
>>26599396
+1 internets for you good sir
>>26601257
Senpai noticed me OMG LITERAL DYING NO JOKE.
Edit: Obligatory "Thanks for the gold my fellow Reddit brother"
How Can Mirrors Be Real When Our Eyes Aren't Real?
Anything they say about anonymous is generally Cringey.
>just fuck my shit up
>looks like it's time to kill myself
>i want to die
People who want negative attention are just a bad as people who want praise.
SCIENCE!
Is it weird that i [insert non controversial opinion/or implying that you're heterosexual]
top 10 things you didn't know about x
(on any speedrun video): wow i'm 80 hours in and i still haven't beaten the first boss xD
typing... like... this... baka senpai
5/7 with rice. FUCKING KILL YOUR SELF PEICE OF SHIT RICE FUCKING FAGGOT
Sauce?
For science?
>>26599947
President Lukashenko is a meme
>>26601408
That was a good thread tho
>"is it gay to like traps?"
originali
>"xxxx was xx years ago"
>any nostalgia related phrase
>>26600151
i personally do it because it looks more casual and friendly to me, and i worry about seeming pretentious, not because i'm incapable of typing properly. but not using punctuation is ridiculous. how can you even read something without punctuation?
I JUST CAN'T.
>depression is real!
>i couldn't do something because of my "social anxiety"
do these people not understand that everybody can see they don't have any actual problems?
>>26601542
Are you a psychologist?
>lol
>lel
>kek
>kok
>kuk
>jej
>zozzle
>>26599396
>stupid photoshop of a fictional character or politician
>OMG WHO DID THIS
>>26599553
>stop misusing "word" I find it offensive and it triggers me
>>26601559
>appeal to authority
c'mon normie, studying why people make fucking retarded decisions and mocking them for it are two separate conversations.
>>26599883
i fucking hate "dank" and i see people on here using it
>>26599706
no latin
>any normie talking about the weather constantly unless it's incredibly abnormal and worthy of discussion
I just want tell them to shut the fuck up and that no one cares, but obviously they all do. Yeah, it's sunny, the sun is out, just like it has been for the last 4.5 billion years. God damn.
>>26601559
People who use depression or any illness as an excuse are no different to people who are self-diagnosed.
>>26599489
Ew yeah people who say "Digimon was my childhood" like that was all they did. They were locked in a fucking coin locker at the train station all day. Their parents come later in the day and take em' out and let them watch digimon, then back into the coin locker.
" when BAE wants to x,y but you are x,y"
>bae
Kill kill kill
Sentences along the lines of this:
"pure weird how ppl tht used to be such a huge part of ur life can be so irrelevant in such a short space of time *tired face emoji x3*"
>>26599584
Newfag
>I'm just mad because I still live my life for teh lulz kekekekekkekekeke
I'm cancer
>all these people saying kek
kek originated on the most fucking autistic board on 4chan you idiots
>>26601934
kek originated in World of Warcraft, bur
>>26601962
we both know it didnt become common speak on 4chan until the /s4s/ shit
>If you having nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all
>Just be yourself
>You're overthinking it, man
>>26599396
>Any retarded memes from Reddit. XD
>Any retarded Ghetto Slang from Twigger
>you... I like you
>Any meme where you talk about how nerdy you are. Zimbabwe XD
>That was a risky click
>lol so randumb humor from Reddit. Mentioned it already but it's dreadful
>Richard Dawkins tier Atheism fallacies
Nothing against atheists but "lul. Can't prove it. Epik." Gets really annoying.
>I'm on the weird side of YouTube again!
>Thumbs up if you're watching in [current year]
>I'm I the only one who [thing lots of people do]?
>>26599489
>Minor change in an adaptation of a Children's show
>YOU RUINED MY CHILDHOOD
>>26600742
https://youtu.be/UzejqYRtmdY
> you're my new best friend
May every faggot that says this die of violent asscancer.
>>26601210
Any YouTube meme is bound to get me irritated.
>I'm watching this in X with my Y.
>>26602244
Those double dubs are prettymetal..
>when u X but Y
>"thirsty"
>misuse of the words "literally", "ironically", "meta" and more recently "nuanced"
>me right now
>my life in a picture
>when u X like [insert shitty image]
>putting an action between asterisks like *this*
>emoticons in an unironic context
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yThfdrdFL8
>>26602270
>i'm racist and i find this muslim
>>26599549
>>26599542
thegame
is that a normie thing to say
>>26601998
I used to say kek all the time in WoW BGs before I even found out what 4chan was. It might not have been common for you but a lot of WoW players use(d) it.
>>26600091
Normies use Reddit now, so it kind of fits.
>>26602369
>Instructions unclear, got dick caught in ceiling fan
>>26600742
Same. I even do it in a Nathan Explosion voice
>I hate people
>I love being anti-social
>Keeping my circle small
The same person that goes out every Friday to party with their social circle and has over 700+ followers in Twitter and IG with at least 1.50 follow-following ratio.
>90s kids were the best
>All I wanted for Christmas was a yo-yo, coloring book, yugioh cards and a tamogotchi back in the day
>Kids these days want iPhones, iPads,and PS4s. They don't know how to talk in person and don't play outside!
Same 90's kid that had a ps2 played san andreas all day at the same time making fun of anyone that played MMORPGs like WoW and RS2. Also had a Motorola RAZR for their 11th birthday.
You guys are ingoring you reely get on my nervs. I cant stand stuped peeple
>>26602244
>>26602519
I always think of I Can't Wait to be Brutal with the kid and Toki.
>>26602605
Hate people, but I only have like 6 friends.
>>26602675
I Sometime wills speaks in Skizgaar
>>26599531
It means that through your exploits, you have won the Internet.
When someone replies to an ironically shit pun with:
"get out"
Unironic has become ironic on the internet
>>26599772
People like you are why ISIS wants to kill us.
>>26601962
Kek is the south Korean haha/lol And it was said all the time on starcraft and westerners started using it in WoW achtually
>>26600090
They don't even use the word right
>>26601420
For research purposes?
white girl at werk [starbucks, victoria secret, facebook on phone, basic bitch vibes] saying "can you not", "im literally X", or "i cant even"
>>26601693
Is this a good example?
>>26600268
:^)
i am forced
>>26601581
thank fuck zazzle is ok
>>26602348
You know what'll be epic for the win?
If she dies of cancer
>>26603925
zazzle sounds corny as fuck
almost sounds like the BAZINGA catchphrase from the big bang theory
>post an image on facebook
>omg this is so me
No it isn't.
I'M SCREAMING
>>26599883
>cool beans
cringesoriginalityatbest
"Congratulations. You just played yourself."
>Won the internet
>Blew up the internet
>Can't even
>Feels
>Uber/Epic
>lol/lmao
>Unironic emotes
>I'm dying
>x be like
>using emoticons
>'bae'
>using 'ghetto' talk which is slang for broken english
I can probably think of more
>You sir...
>"I did a thing"
>"to be honest" (verbally)
>>26600090
I've always found it funny that the slur they always use is a reference to prison rape.
>>26601600
it's "who did this xD *crying emoji spam*"
>>26601617
and its all me. I'm doing it specifically because of you.
>inb4 2dank
>>26600268
:^) but its ebin anomynous hack u just dont giddit.
>"Feel the Bern!"
>"Race is a social construct, but cultural appropriation is bad."
>>26599706
>greengrocers' apostrophes
i didn't know there was a term of art for those.
gonna remember that one, thank you anon
