What would you do if you woke up tomorrow, turned on the news, and saw that humankind had made first contact?
>>26598912
Flood 4chan with ayy lmao memes
I wouls become a lot more motivated to study propulsion and astrophysics. If there's aliens out there and they have the capabilities to reach us, then there's a universe worth of strange culture and technology to discover. I want in on that.
>meet alien
>"ayy lmao?"
>alien: "...ayy lmao"
>"ayy lets go smoke k"
>"AYYYYYYYYYY"
Depends on the nature of the contact.
It'll most likely be a one way radio signal from a long distance away. I'd go 'cool' but then just go on with my normal life.
>>26598912
>What would you do if you woke up tomorrow, turned on the news, and saw that humankind had made first contact?
>tfw no alien gf
I would start checking out alien porn, and fap to it.
Learn as much as I could about it, because you fucking bet they wouldn't tell you the whole story qbout something like that on the news.
shitpost on 4chan probably
>>26598912
Start torrenting alien porn
I would shoot it so it would know we are hostile and then it would proceed to annihilate the planet with it's superior weaponry and alien technology.
>>26598947
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>>26599216
I think these are the most realistic response.
>>26599288
Faggotpussy detected.
Hope their mission is to spread gfs for the gfless beings of the universe.
spend all day looking at image feeds of the aliens. as well as trying to look up any information about them that gets out. Nature of the contact ect. Have we spoken with them, have they spoken with us ect. I would also use this as an excuse to do nothing for like a month.
>>26598912
Shitpost on /pol/ all day
>>26598912
>implying they would be friendly
>implying the aliens wouldn't wipe us out Immidiately.
The same way I feel when I see that there's anything on the news that's not 'refugees'.
Pleasantly surprised.
>>26598912
make babies with the closest ET I could find
>>26598912
Show the alien emperor r34 of his daughter.
>>26598912
SPACEBALLS?!?
Oh, shit. There goes the planet.
Aliens will never make contact with us because they fear our sense of independence. The Greys are a hive-mind race in a state of higher consciousness
Immediately start training to be an Astronaut-turned-space-adventurer.
>>26598912
Fuck alien bitches
I'd probably ask to go with them and visit other worlds. I'm pretty desperate to leave this rock.
>>26598947
This
I look forward to the day something major happens and we can all screw around about it on the chans
I wonder if aliens would be legal immigrants?
are there any laws regarding aliens from outer space??
>>26601256
Obviously not because the its not an issue, if they were, there would be laws made.
Also fuck off and die you stupid tripfag
>>26598912
i don't think our governments will be happy with that, they will probably start to come up with excuses saying its a hologram or something
>>26598912
I would not care. too jaded for everything.
>>26598912
Pray that they'd come to wipe out mankind.
I hope that they're cute catgirls from space.
