Anon is fast asleep and is about to wake up? Please post what u want to happen next.
anon wakes up and has a nice morning fap.
a nigger appears and starts nigging
>>26598763
anon wakes up and starts fapping. But you werent specific enough so he starts fapping to trap porn.
>>26598836
His mom walks in on him. She now thinks that he is gay.
>>26598734
try to tell the pepes looking in the window to stop peeping in on him
>>26598853
Also his mom is Eggman.
>>26598796
Spontaneously, a nigger appears. It's anon's mom's boyfriend! He wants you to get ready and leave so he can fuck your mom.
>>26598926
hide in the closet and jerk off to relish in your deep-seated cuckold fantasies
>>26598926
Anon replies:"h...hey tyrone what's up?"
He then continues to fantasize about Tyrone's massive cock and how he'd like to suck it.
>>26598889
Anon's mom comes in and tells anon that he needs to leave his room. Where should anon go?
>>26599048
anon goes to the forest with his red ryder bb gun!
>>26599048
he should shoot up the school
>>26599048
His mom tells him to go to the Reddit Headquarters.
gun store
>>26599048
He goes to the mall to buy chicken tendies with the money his mom gave him
>>26599085
>>26599144
Anon is feeling particularly pissed today. He needs to take out his anger and wants to buy a gun. He's under 18 so he can't go to a store. Wat dO?
>>26599207
go buy some pipes and fireworks, we can MAKE a gun.
>>26599207
Rob his neighbour's house.
>>26599207
load up on some cocktail moltovs and carry some gasoline in a backpack.
douse your enemies and set them ablaze
>>26599224
>>26599234
>>26599248
Anon steals some pipes and fireworks from his neighbors house, and, steals some gas while he's there as well. Anon has a dangerous mentality right now. Wat will he do next?
>>26599409
Anon makes a gun and molotovs and heads to his school.
>>26599409
pic related
hehehe
>>26599409
anon sticks a pipe up his ass, drenches himself in the gas, and lights himself on fire with the fireworks
>>26599409
make sure to wear something nice to school
also consider why you aren't at school, if it's a weekend there will be nobody to kill there except those divorced moms who take weekend courses and janitors.
>>26599484
wat is that shit
>>26599506
here's a better blueprint
>>26599409
Anon gets in his car and drives around like Elliot Rodgers for a while.
>>26599451
Anon goes home to assess his arsenal. It's firday and all the chads and stacy's who've made fun of him are at school. Meanwhile, anon's mom couldn't give a fuck. Should he? YES or NO?
>>26599616
Yes, but he sets the bombs up. He doesn't just go in and shoot around. He hides after he sets the bombs up.
>>26599616
YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
anon should an hero!
>>26599616
Yes, it IS fire day.
Day of the fire.
Put on a mask to hide your identity.
>>26599616
distill some fucking alcohol already
>>26599734
His Mom seems like a lazy bum. I bet she has alcohol in the house already.
Anon goes to his highschool with the gear bust starts getting cold feet. He doesn't even have a plan, and everyone is still in class. wat do?
>>26599786
JUST DO IT ALREADY ANON. HE GOES IN GUNS BLAZING AND THROWING MOLOTOV'S EVERYWHERE!
>>26599786
He sets up bombs in different corners of the School and then hides.
>>26599786
Jerk off for confidence, like the Romans.
>>26599537
I might be autistic, but shouldn't the water source be going to the condenser?
Anon is walking down the hallway scared as fuck, he's thinking of planting the molotovs around the school when a stacy appears!
WHAT DO!!!???!
Anon realizes he doesn't have a lighter for his molotovs
>>26600067
Grabs her and takes her to the bathroom, where he strangles her.
>>26600067
Anon nonchalantly says "watch this". Lights the Molotov and smashes it on stacy's face.
>>26600067
anon shoots her in the boobs then pisses on her dying face.
>>26598926
Thats a fucking cholo you bigger nigger
>>26600067
rifle buts her in the nose then stomps her to death and stuffs her in a locker
>>26600067
are you too soft to finish?
I could try if you're tired.
Bump for OP to finish.
>>26600067
Tell her its for the reenactment society, and ask her out on a date.
>>26600779
I don't know if OP was fond of all the violence.
>>26600619
I'm just going to go for it, ask me to quit whenever you'd like OP.
>>26601040
>Has gun toting Robot meet a Stacy
What did he expect?
>>26600081
>>26600102
>>26600138
>>26600168
You rifle but her, strangle her with your rifle as you drag her to the bathroom, and generally savage her in there.
Bloodlust keeps you going, but after you stand back to contemplate your work you feel pretty nauseated.
>>26602094
Make her drink two bottles of the cocktails, since you forgot a fucking lighter, plan rifle and note about Chad paying for cheating on her.
>>26602149
Plant them on her*
>>26602149
"Life was not fair.
You think you can go around destroying hearts, Chad? I refuse to live without you, and that is precisely why I've decided to shoot myself, strangle myself, and then cut off my head.
Your penis was also small, probably smaller than Anon's, who I was also secretly in love with.
Fuck all of you.
-XOXO Stacie"
As a finishing touch you rooted through her backpack and copied her handwriting from a page of homework.
>>26602354
Finish planting the extra bombs
>>26602413
You're trying to get this bomb hidden in this clock, but you're spotted.
>>26602749
"you are alright leave school now"
>>26602886
You try to warn him, but the lit Molotov cuntpunted into Stacie's vagina interacts with her festering shit, the cocktail you poured down her neckhole, and the cocktail shoved in her head.
The girl's bathroom explodes.
>everything I touch becomes so toxic and unlikable people won't even enter the thread
Please let me die soon, god.
>>26603345
Duck for cover.
>>26603345
Run. Plant the bomb and run.
>>26600067
>BETA UPRISING NOW!!!!!
REEEEEEEEFucking robot
>>26602354
That love/ suicide letter was brilliant. Conspicuous/10
>>26603702
you jump off the trash can and hit the ground running.
Hallways are pretty bare, should you keep running or head into a classroom to seek shelter?
>>26603992
Keep running. Throw some malatovs into the classrooms as you go. Then get in your car and drive around looking for people.
>>26603992
Keep running, no need for shelter right now.
>>26604048
>>26604067
Holy shit, you made it.
Smells kind of like a barbecue.
>>26604384
Check up on the damage.
>>26604384
Try to get around the bloc (with the car) and look for persons of interest.
>>26604384
Try to get to your car and find people.
>>26604420
Looks like the two on fire are some guy you can't remember and fat Carol from anime club.
>>26604735
Feel so satisfied by the carnage you've wreaked that you pop a boner, and then go find more victims.
>>26604735
Keep looking, but watch your back, as you might have been seen.
>>26604735
>Some Normie and a fat loser
Try to find some Chads and Stacies.
>>26604794
you're about as erect as you are unable to drive a car.
Your mom never taught you, because it seemed too dangerous.
So, do you walk towards the retail or the residential neighborhood?
>>26605136
What's the difference between the two neighbourhoods?
>>26605339
The nearby retail neighborhood is mostly stripmalls, offices, and restaurants, the nearby residential neighborhood has apartment buildings, small houses, and a motor home park.
>>26605136
Gather some supplies from the school.
Start crafting armor out of the hard plastic folders, and mount scissors on your armor for a melee combat boost. Search the desks for weapons and guns that the teachers may have kept.
If you find a group of beta survivors, recruit them and start the beta uprising.
Possible take car parts from the teacher's parking lot to fashion into better armor and weapons.
>>26605379
The Retail park, I guess.
>>26605413
*possibly
Wear the land whale's skull as a helmet.
Also find the jocks and use their bigger bones as armor.
Consider making locker door shields.
Search the science lab and teacher's lounge for components for explosives.
Consider making a radiation gun out of a few microwave bulbs and a microwave chassis for a faraday cage so the radiation only travels one way and not towards you.
>>26605449
Wait, before he goes, prepare!
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>>26605413
>>26605516
I really want to see anon with samurai-style armor made out of 3-ring binders and scissor blades with a microwave gun, a locker-door shield, and an army of betas.
>>26603345
Howd you make this?
>>26605574
So, a literal Beta uprising is going to overthrow the town? Okay. Sounds good.
>>26605626
Armed with laser/radiation guns
Remember anon, microwaves are the key.
The best thing about radiation guns, you can make a large groups of people or things spontaneously combust. (Meaning you can remotely detonate bombs and molotovs.)
Also this may not be true but I believe it would.
>>26605709
Bump, I want to see laser beta samurais
>>26605709
Bump for this. Bump for this.
>>26605870
Since radiation weapons use heat you can explode billets before they are fired, tank shells, gas lines, planes, cars, and anything with any type of combustible fuel. Also they cause incredible pain and cancer.
So, they are the worst weapon next to the atom bomb. Only an insane sociopath would use them. Basically, our protagonist.
>>26605413
With a binder helmet, accordion folder pauldrons, Portfolio bracers with scissor accents, "I <3 being a teacher" coffee mug codpiece you are for more protected from the elements.
In your search for allies you find a handfull willing to help you, but unwilling to work with one another.
Faction A.
Two dweebs
They dreamed of doing what you just did, but they were pussies, cowards, and generally out of shape.
These dweebs spend most of their day watching starcraft commentaries, they may have abilities regarding intelligence, computer tech, and remote control devices.
The Goth Girls
Glad someone killed "all those fucking faggots" these serial-killer obsessed girls who formerly thought you were gay think you're pretty alright. Trisha is in a wheelchair and will have to be accommodated. They may have abilities regarding dark magic, seduction, and crafting.
The Janitor
He has had to mop the shit, vomit, snot, period blood, and various fluids of the same kinds of cunts who made his high school experience a hell.
Prefers you don't know his name. Has a car, but no special abilities.
>>26605597
Motion blur on gimp, hella easy.
>>26605972
Oh, and the backpack's got ceramic plates from the teacher's lounge, some hooded sweatshirts, and printer paper.
>>26605972
Assign the janitor to the scavenging team, collect every microwave and portable power source. Be nice to him, hand him some amor for his duty. Remind him even in the uprising we all have to play a role.
Appoint the dweebs as your builders. They craft armor and weapons, maybe even a gundam or some weeb armor. Start manufacturing radiation guns from the microwaves in the teacher's lounge and the cafeteria that the janitor scavenged.
Appoint the goth girls as your warriors. Their tendency and desensitization will help them in battle. Begin training for them.
Appoint Trisha as your high councilor. She will research the dark arts and crafting, giving the weebs schematics and orders for our armor and weapons.
Research defensive spells for the dark arts, preferably Armor enchantments.
>>26606160
*i meant order them to make schematics (preferably for the radiation gun) and keep the dweebs in line
>>26605972
Befriend them all and then go in the Janitor's car to Elliot Rodgers the town.
>>26599889
If the water has ice in it no
>>26605972
the janitor because he won't ever ask you for money
>>26606160
*oops wait don't tell them where their efforts are going so they don't know that they're working with one another.
>>26606423
Of that's not possible choose the dweebs to build you a gundam with radiation gun or a fallout power armour suit from the lockers or cars. Possibly make the gundam/power armor suit remote control so you can have an Allie in battle (the dweebs would be too cowardly to go in themselves, so give them a remote control-able fighter
>>26605972
Can 2 of them work together? Ie- the goths and the Janitor.
>>26606497
>reading comprehension
no
>>26606497
I would say this would work:
>>26606423
>>26605972
the janitor seems based, he has an actual reason to kick ass plus he has a mop
>>26602094
Who let the normies out! woof, woof woof woof.
>>26598734
I want that poster.
>>26606423
you choose all factions, your keeping them from interacting means you will be too busy keeping them secret from one another that you won't be able to enter they fray yourself.
After scrounging what he can from the school, you send the janitor for more supplies elsewhere in his big white van.
The dweebs have already made you a number of microwave pistols, which look pretty cool, they have about a 20 yard range, the goths have outfitted themselves with locker swords and trash can shields.
>>26606716
New project: tell the dweebs to start making power armor from the school computers, give it a targeting system like VATs. Exchange one or two pistols with the goths for training purposes. (Don't give them too much or they may question how you're making them so fast) Tell one goth to make basic armor, using backpacks for the fabric, plated with locker and car metal, and accented with broken glass.
Wait for the van to return.
>>26606897
Also, make sure Trisha is working on defensive spells or techniques.
>>26606919
within the goth base, Trisha senses an aggressive force approaching the school.
The fat dweeb texts you back, saying they're on the job, but are also starting to get hungry and thirsty
"and horny ;^p"
"jk though not really"
"that was a joke"
"ha ha"
>>26607016
Tell them to have group sex to keep their spirits up.
>>26600067
>planting the molotovs
thats not how it works
>>26607016
Tell the dweebs to hurry up on their power armor, or else they'll get assraped by Tyrone in prison. Anyways, they can just use the water fountains, right?
Text the janitor that we need more food and water.
Tell the goth to hurry up on the basic armor, a battle is about to begin. Tell the other goth to continue training with the pistol and sword.
Ask Trisha for more information.
>>26607016
put the nerds in chastity belts to build up frustration so they work harder
>>26607044
he does not respond in text to the suggestion.
>>26607148
Also tell the janitor that if he sees the cops outside of school, grab the supplies, speed the car up really fast, aim it at the cops, and tuck and roll out of the car onto the grass in front of the school.
>>26607166
Say "jk I was joking bro"
"Just a prank"
![Always-Tuck-Roll-When-Your-Car-Does-Not-Obey-Traffic-Signs-In-Russia[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/UQIXbwl.gif "Always-Tuck-Roll-When-Your-Car-Does-Not-Obey-Traffic-Signs-In-Russia[1].gif")
>>26607187
Kinda like this, OP.
>>26607166
give him a sensual back massage
>>26607303
Except he does that before he runs into them, not after.
>>26598836
sauce on the pic?
kek
>>26607148
>>26607187
Janitor says he's got four burritos grande and a Sea of Cortez-sized slushie from Taco Hole, and will "fuck any 5-0" he spots along the way "to death"
The backpack armor looks kind of like gimp suits.
Pistol training going well.
Trisha says they know about the fire, so only a half dozen police are coming along with one fire truck and three ambulances.
Still no text back from dweebs.
>>26607470
Okay, mount a goth on the roof. If the police cars come closer than 20 yards away tell the goth to text you. The police cars have gas, which, if heated by the radiation from the gun, can explode.
Tell the other goth to start making fortifications out of the rubble with metal plating.
Trisha will help with the design of the fortifications.
Run over to the dweebs to check on them, make sure everything is going to plan.
Ask the janitor if he can see the cops outside on way to the school. If he has to tuck and roll, make sure he takes a route around the back of the school, and don't get near the cop cars.
>>26607618
The girls are on it.
You get two texts seconds away from each other,
"2 dwn. pick up ur food"
"sry about wait suit ready 4 pickup"
Which path do you pick?
>>26607676
See if the goths can somehow distract the cops to buy time. (Tell the one on the roof to start screaming "help me" and start shooting one the cops get on range.)
This will hopefully buy me time.
Run to the suit, hope and pray the janitor doesn't get caught. Take the goth who is constructing the wall's sword and take one of the pistols you didn't give to the goths.
Run quickly.
>>26607676
>forgot shitty picture with iconography for dweebs and janitor
>>26607762
*once the cops
Tell her to aim for their clips/magazines, hopefully you can set their bullets off before they are fired, turning them into mini frag-grenades
>>26598734
W H A T A R E Y O U G U Y S T A L K I N G ABOUT ? ? ? ?
This comment isn't original. Wtf
>>26607762
Two very sweaty dweebs present the DELLSUIT to you. They then mutter something about it being hot in the computer lab because of all the servers running and the welding.
>>26608056
Tell them to stay back and produce some more armor. Make sure they have pistols for safety. Tell them some mumbo jumbo about "overclocking the ac"
Rush to the janitor, ask the goths for an update.
>>26608143
Oh yeah, put on the armor too
>>26608143
Outside is chaos, a flaming ambulance lies on its side, the white van intermingled with it.
four police pfficers lay dead on the ground, another group hiding behind their cruiser engaging the fatty on the roof with gun and laser fire.
The janitor and the big nose struggle on the ground amid the corpses.
"this cunt says she's with you!"
"are you working with the janitor!?
>>26608297
"Yes, he's a friend! He has brought us food! We will give you some if you just cover us!"
Rush the janitor inside, text the dweebs if they know anything about biotech.
>>26608476
"Fine.
The west side is clear.
Go directly to Trisha.
And this time?
Tell us the fucking truth!"
>>26608689
Rush to Trisha, if they have finished building fortifications, send the other armored goth to the roof.
>>26608689
"Do you know what goth girls mean to me?
Bulimia in the bathroom.
Pentagrams cut into desks.
Cigarette butts in the courtyard.
Filth.
Endless filth.
Why should I contend with your whores?"
>>26608987
"Well, Imagine if they weren't there when you were lying on the ground. You'd probably be dead, yes? You don't want to die, right?"
Gotta bail for dinner.
Sorry.
>>26609053
No problem, fampai-chan
Not going to let this golden thread die.
Bump for the original comment.
I will return to my computer tonight.
Hey thread, stay on the board while I draw more garbage.
>>26609024
The janitor concedes and you both enter the teacher's lounge.
Trisha greets you.
>>26608056
>forgot to save as png
>resource photo flashing on and off
hue hue hue
I'm a fucking piece of shit.
>>26612528
What do we need to do now? Can they go in the Janitor's car now?
>>26612732
Neither the Janitor nor the goths know about the dweebs.
You could choose to tell the truth, or abandon the dweebs in the school.
>>26612782
If we're done with them then let's get our stuff and go. Leave them behind.
Tell the truth, pick the dweebs if forced to.
>>26612851
The Janitor has the car but the dweebs could help in the Beta Uprising. I think the two groups should meet and try to get along.
>>26600067
>planting the molotovs
what the heck nigger
>>26612851
>>26612875
You tell Trisha and the janitor about the dweebs.
"Your loyalty is admirable." remarks Trisha.
"Besides, we need Tyler and Craig to fix the van."
A smile flashes across her face as she watches you realize that she already knew.
>>26613027
Have them fix the van and then get going for the Retail neighbourhood.
Bump for original comment.
>>26613138
Looks like everything's all fixed up.
What's the battle plan?
>>26613370
Everyone needs to get in and go to the Retail neighbourhood.
![beta03[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/HsGzifN.png "beta03[1].png")
>>26613370
Wait, before you leave, spray paint something on it so betas know it's happening.
Get the dweebs to hook up some microwave pistols so that you can fire them without exposing your hand to any oncoming fire from resistance.
Also plate the sides of the van with some metal.
>>26613449
You're all en route.
"So Anon,
why'd you do it?
What made you decide that today was the day you'd had enough?"
>>26613674
"Life swings backward and forward like a Pendulum between pain and boredom. Today, I experienced both."
>>26613611
You upgrade on the way, Tyler and Craig say they're contacting betas about the uprising.
>>26613861
>trusting betas to remain calm, loyal and united under enormous pressure
this is not going to end well
>>26613860
"that's Schopenheim, right?"
inquires the thin dweeb.
>>26613890
>>26613861
Declare that the goths get the dweebs off, to keep them loyal and clear-headed
>>26613932
"Uhhh... Sure. Let's go with that. Where are we anyway?"
>>26613861
Why is the bus bleeding?
>>26613980
Charisma stat 10:
"we're going to have some fun."
>>26614002
residual blood from Janitor mowing down two police officers.
>>26613963
"w-we already kind of, well, we got each other off."
>>26614141
"Can this bus move any faster, please?"
>>26614141
Ask dweebs if they can modify the dellsuit. or something.
>>26614180
It looks like you've reached the retail neighborhood.
>>26614216
The equipment for large scale crafting remains in the school.
>>26614141
well then come get me off, you lazy fucks, I haven't fapped since yesterday. Janitor, take the wheel and stay on route.
>>26614141
"You followed the advice. Nice. But we need to go faster."
>>26614255
Oh, here's the image.
I wish I wasn't so retarded and could remember to post the images the first time around.
>>26614294
Look at the surrounding stores.
What are their names?
(No image required.)
>>26614294
Find one to rob and storm into.
>>26614302
At this particular crossroads?
Block A Stripmall:
Dry-cleaners
Dollar Plus & Convenience
Religious Supplies
Family Doctor Dr. Hari Maharaj
Amhearst Health Care
Block B Stripmall:
Daisy's Dolls
Little Feet Baby Supply Store
A Ham & An Egg Cafe
Block C:
Liquor Store
Gas Station
Block D:
Grocery store
>>26614436
Rob the grocery store. They probably have the most money on them.
>>26614436
>>26614466
I second this.
After the grocery store, rob the family doctor, the medical supplies and also expensive machinery can come in handy for crafting pruposes.
>>26614466
>>26614513
You get the cash registers emptied out as the two mobile girls go through the aisles collecting from purses and wallets.
$ 2,306.56
This is the best thread that this board has had since the robot was re-introduced. This might be the best /r9k/ thread of all time.
>>26614847
Rob the family doctor, take the medical supplies, send the weebs out to collect the advanced machinery.
Most doctor offices have computers, microscopes, and whatnot.
You could use the materials to upgrade your armor and maybe your radiation guns.
>>26614513
>Dr. Hari Maharaj says that he doesn't have any medical supplies or expensive machinery, he is a "holistic healer"
>>26614993
Tell him you weren't actually going to rob him it's just cosplay.
If you see him try to call the cops, kill him.
>>26614993
take him as a hostage. tie him up extra tight and throw him in the van. he may be useful later on. take every medical thing that looks useful
>>26614993
"Well then, I hope you can heal all these holes I'm about to put in ya"
>>26614993
Get back in the van, drive to a new retail area.
Look out for home improvement warehouses or electronic stores.
This is the problem with these kinds of stories, although this is pretty cool.
The plot gets thicker but slower. We need to get back to the crux of the uprising.
>>26615331
we're not even 200 posts in. gotta add some outside detail before the grand finale
we must combine the dark arts of the goths, the tech making dweebs, the understanding of the mind and body of the healer, and the dell armor to create beta tron 9000. murder,rape,our mind has far gone the state of just berserk...we will ascend. this our only chance.this is our only hope
>>26615074
>"Well then, I hope you can heal all these holes I'm about to put in ya"
"Oh holy shit!
Gods no!
There are lots of drugs in that cupboard there! Take everything!"
>>26615458
"Thanks, Chump but you're too late, this is the part where you say "hole-y shit"
BRRRRTT
>>26615458
pop every pill you can, chug painkillers until you can't feel anything. this is the final preparation. its after-school now and all the normies are hanging out in the mall. take yourself and your drugged out squad of heavily armed super soldiers to the mall and let the massacre begin. every bullet that hits you will feel like a mosquito bite. the cops will have to empty a hundred rounds into you for you to finally drop.
>>26615458
Take the drugs and shoot. Go through the Office and get rid of anyone in there. Leave the place blank and go to a different store.
>>26615553
I second this combined with >>26615570
The Beta Uprising has begun.
not so fast, you have been riding a high untill just now.. you realized you need to fart. text the dweebs to sit pin him down. next fill him up with all the drugs. then fart in his mouth till his body begins to expand. plug the rest of his holes. we now have a living bomb. or maybe he will just explode into a gore shower.
>>26615553
>>26615458
Pop and inject the stimulants, avoid the depressants, obviously. Adderrall should hit the spot, you're gonna be wanting that laser focus
With the painkillers, be careful moving up the efficacy scale. Definitely no morphine or oxy as of yet, but keep them on you
>>26615501
You mess the poor doctor up like an Indian buffet messes up a white person's digestive tract.
>>26615737
Get rid of the rest of the nurses/ patients and then get back to the bus. Take anything worth stealing.
>>26598734
log on to r9k and post more posts for me to read
>>26615737
Also you take his drugs and pop a few.
You pretty much immediately get a raging boner.
>>26615827
we /meta/ now
cut off his ponytail and attach it to you're armor's helmet as a top knot.
>>26615785
Force the sexiest nurse you find to do a patient-nurse RP with you on one of the blue patient beds, at the end of which you jizz and suddenly microwave her head point blank at the same time for a big red, white and blue surprise.
>>26615785
>>26615891
The doctor was alone in his practice, didn't even have a secretary.
His medical license was probably fake too.
You haul your 5 pound sack of goodies back on the murderbus.
is our raging boner contained inside the coffee mug?
>>26615945
Haul as many engines and gas as you can from the parking lot cars. Use the barrels you find in stores to store them. This way, the bus can be part of your arsenal, Allahu Akbar style.
>>26615945
Do this, famalam
>>26615111
>>26615945
>Murderbus
Kek. Head to the mall.
>>26616068
Seconded.
After this, go to the grocery store
>>26616025
You are in pain.
>>26616096
>Head to the mall.
you command your crew to head to the mall.
>>26616191
Heading to the mall. >>26615553 this.
>>26616191
>>26616227
>>26615553
so it begins. i expect gratuitous violence OP. dont let me down
>>26616239
And a scene where you both jizz (preferably bukkake by all the nerds) and microwave someone's head at the same time for a big 4th of July explosion.
Tarantino levels of fluids, please, or more.
stop by the dollar store and pick up some battery packs and any electronics you can find. have the dweebs rig together the dell suit with the battery packs to power it up, and have them make a program that injects you with drugs when you get injuried like fallout power armor. maybe rig some microwave guns under the arms and ontop of the shoulders. that should be good enough for this mall raid item level.
>>26616096
>>26616227
>>26616239
This is the mall.
>>26616436
this is great already
>>26616436
Le roadkill Stacies
>>26616436
Step out, keep the dweebs and Trisha in the car. They can monitor you using insecam.
Run towards the food court, screaming "beta uprising!"
Anyone who isn't killing Normies gets their brains fried
>>26616436
>>26616535
>tfw all of the older male wageslaves working at the mall see the beta uprising and join in
>soon enough an army of balding out of shape white men with collared shirts and name tags are on your side, raping and killing everything they see
send the dweebs and trisha to the roof of the mall as lookouts/comms, then look for the nearest map of the mall. janitor will hide the bus and wait for a signal. the combat goths can join the slaugther
>>26616535
Everything is silent and golden.
You glide to the food court, as if carried by seraphim.
The world splits in half with your voice, and your new family, if family is a strong and loving enough word for the bonds sealed with fire and blood, begin icing normies left and right.
>>26616847
I like this plan. Bump for OP.
this bump is very original
>>26616895
Bump. What happens in the Food court?
>>26616895
You can see retail workers turn on obnoxious customers, teens ripping out the larynges of mall cops, those who don't join don't live long enough to regret being moralfags.I am too tired to animate legibly. I gotta sleep.
>>26617366
Thanks, OP. The Beta Uprising is under way. Are you picking it up, tomorrow?
>>26617393
I will definitely do more tomorrow.
>>26617366
nice dubs, this is amazing. will definitely tune in tomorrow for the conclusion to this masterpiece
bumping to keep epic bread alive until OP wakes up
This is a very nice implementation of the MSPA format
I commend you good brobot.
And to think the Anon in this story was just this morning fapping to trap porn.
>>26617880
it just goes to show that beta uprising can happen at any moment. it won't be broadcasted. there wont be any threads detailing it. all it takes is one Elliot Rodger getting fed up and striking. with some blind luck and the right circumstance the betas of the world will join in
Someone make sure to Cap this and shit. Best thread in a long ass time.
