>hey bro let me show you something funny on YouTube. Let me see your laptop
>>26598048
>hey bro show me something throbbing. Let me see your dick
>*quickly switches to guest user* "sure brah here you go"
>tfw you have porn on your phone
>mom or family member asks to use it
>having friends
>having people that you're close enough to that they'd use your personal belongings
>not living completely alone in your quest to become a hermit
>>26598094
>tfw mom sees "mom porn" in your search engine and says "oh anon hehe I never knew you felt THAT way" and asks if I can help her with her zipper in the back because it always gets stuck
>>26598293
Fucking old bat.
Tell her she's a cheeky git.
>>26598403
I tried but then she raped my flaccid dick like she was riding an earthworm
>>26598544
You're telling stories.
Unpleasant stories at that.
you know you can disable your web history right?
>have to go to toilette
>friend is alone with your computer
>panic
Welp, how fucked am I?
>>26598623
>implying it didn't happen
Such is life as a robot
>>26598655
>toilette
>>26598655
French legbeard detected
>>26598661
Your buddy or family member would be relieved that your tastes aren't shi-
>Tomoko
They'd flip the fuck out.
>>26598655
>tfw he probably searched through your history and found loli threads
>>26598048
>my laptop's low on battery, I can't right now, sorry.
>show me tomorrow, I have personal stuff open on it.
>sorry dude not really in the mood right now.
How hard is this?
>>26598716
Tomoko is cute and I would have sex with her.
>>26598661
You need to delete that pic of akari
>>26598729
Autistic as all fuck.
>>26598733
I'll have to agree that is a nice picbecause she needs to be raped.
>>26598744
Does this trigger you?
>>26598759
See, you get it anon.
>>26598756
>having self respect and personal boundaries is autistic
>>26598767
delete this right now
deleteblox
>>26598048
> sure brah, let me log off first. been watching hella porn recently, can't have you judging me
simple
>get new laptop for school
>swear I won't ever look at porn while using it
>three weeks later
>hentai pages bookmarked
>booru pictures bookmarked
>anime in the download folder
Well, I tried.
>>26598729
>sorry dude,not really in the mood right now
>wow,what's your problem? You're always like this. Your such a bitch.
>>26598823
This, porn is the least of my problems because I don't like 3D.
The problem would be when they saw my image forlders full of my weeb tastes.
>>26598856
at that point you'd have to ask why they aren't bringing their own shit.
>>26598781
>dude just let me see your laptop for a sec
>EXCUSE ME SIR, I HAVE PERSONAL BOUNDARIES AND SELF RESPECT. YOU MUST HONOR MY WISHES OR ELSE I MUST BEST YOU IN ONE-ON-ONE COMBAT.
>>26598861
>class is really boring
>accidentally type in 4chan.org/a/ out of habit
>loli and idols on the front page
>there are people all around me
>[sweating externally]
>>26598910
For fucks sake just login as a guest you omega
I use a separate browser for when I'm around normalfags
>>26598919
I get excited in that situation
>>26598965
I'm in a public place, stop that.Just kidding, keep posting.
>>26598112
>being this independent
I think I know who the normie is
>>26598971
Anon I just posted a little girl. Are you seriously asking for more?
That's perverted and wrong.
>>26599003
don't b lewd
>>26599003
I don't know what you're talking about. I'm an upstanding member of the community and only come to /r9k/ as part of my charity work.
>>26599055
I didn't realize they let autistic beta males help with Girl Scout charity events.
>>26598919
I have the same problem when using my phone
>Have /k/, /pol/, /jp/ and /r9k/ open on browser 24/7
>Plus some wikipedia pages for shit I like
>Whip out phone
>Open up/r9k/
>Cuck and trap threads all over the place
>Open up/k/
>/ak/ and /gwg/ threads in first page, plus guns
>Open up /pol/
>GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW
Lesson learned, don't browse 4chan in public.
>>26599117
/gwg/ is normie-proof as fuck.
>>26599130
That's because it is a super normalfag thread to begin with.
Anyhow, I don't think they'd aprove of me seeing disgusting 3D sluts with guns and shitty tats in public. I'm usually there for plane porn, F-35 and ship thread though, how normie proof are those ?
>>26599086
>autistic beta males
What the heck did you just fricking say about me, you little bully? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Brownies, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the kitchen, and I have over 300 confirmed sales. I am trained in gorilla baking and I'm the top salesgirl in the entire US Girl Scouts. You are nothing to me but just another buyer. I will buy you the ffrick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my darn words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, sir. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of moms across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, meanie. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your wallet. You're fricking bankrupted, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sell you cookies in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in door-to-door combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Girl Scouts and I will use it to its full extent to empty your fat wallet off the face of the continent, you big jerk. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your rude tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you giant baka. I will shit cookie dough all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, mister.
>not watching porn in incognito mode or other browser's equivalent.
>not staying so far removed from normies that there is literally NEVER a time when people see my computer
>Not hiding your porn folders in the depths of your HDD
>>26599370
>tfw no girlscout lolidom hentai
>>26599370
>Fapping to little girls
>>26599458
Get to writing/drawing and it will become a reality.
>>26599472
Holy shit this picture is way bigger than I expected.
>tfw opening it while in class
Regret.jpg
>hey bro check out this hilarious clip
>it's some viral video that would been considered old by ebaumsworld in 2005
>you have to pretend it's funny
>>26599500
Fix it with this. They'll think you're a normie.
what's the problem?
do you doofuses seriously not use incognito for porn?
heck, i use incognito whenever i have to google a stupid question because i don't want to see it in the search results and remind myself that i'm stupid
>>26599500
>Not being turned on by the humiliation
anon pls don't lie to yourself
My wallpaper. Am I fucked? Seems pretty innocent to me.
>>26599610
this is honestly worse than having a half-naked anime girl as your wallpaper
>>26599610
Anon if you truly do that then that's incredibly lewd.
>>26599610
This is really bad anon. Change it now
>>26599626
Really? Because people have probably seen it through the window.
But isn't she just adorable though? It's not even slightly lewd. Would normies really take issue with it?
>>26598048
I'd just start a private window or open a brower i don't otherwise use.
>>26598293
Is she hot?
Originale
>>26599582
I'm not lying to myself. I'm totally not turned on by a loli bullying me for being turned on by her body.
>>26599635
What? How the fuck is that lewd?
>>26599647
Why should I change it. I have no friends or family would would want to see my laptop.
>>26599686
B-because I find your wallpaper attractive and I'd be deathly afraid to use that kind of wallpaper in public.
>>26599713
I'll switch to one of the default themes that came with Windows if I need too. Three seconds and it will be skyscrappers and shit, then later three more and it will be a cute girl once again.
>>26599117
>Not keeping one tab open that's a google search of 'stop reading over my shoulder you nosy faggot' to show when somebody's ghosting you
>>26599851
>sit with a laptop in lecture hall, not in the last row
>upset when people behind notice what he's doing on his computer
>>26599660
it seriously makes you look like a pedophile
>>26599884
Well, I never use my laptop in lectures, just in workshops and seminars. And yes, it does annoy me when somebody's monitoring what I'm doing. I don't watch what normies do on their fucking iPhones all day.
>reconciling with ex-gf
>let's look at all the funny pics in my 4chan folder!
>laughing at funny images until
>loli-incest-doujin.jpg
>ANON WTF IS THIS ARE YOU A PEDO YOU'RE DISGUSTING
We didn't reconcile.
>>26599951
She's not wrong. You are disgusting.
>>26599971
No one was supposed to know!
>>26599752
>Posting Hachikuji
>After the reply I left
>While using that wallpaper
Lewd lewd lewd lewd!!
>>26598661
>Having a mac
I'd say very fucked.
>>26599927
That's probably partially due to the fact that you know that they are likely on instagram/facebook looking at autistic memes that died 6 months ago, girls doing duckfaces and pictures of food. Your browsing represent an anomoly in their universe. An unknown variable. Of course they're going to be interested.
>>26598048
I always check peoples history when I borrow their computer. My dad watches teen, my brother deletes his history, sister watches hentai, other sister is coalburner and watches niggers. Mom doesn't watch. Best friend watches ebony but somehow is a huge racist irl.
>>26598661
>Welp, how fucked am I?
You can just close down the pictures, no? As if anyone's going to care about that wallpaper.
>>26599910
W-well, t-thats... not exactly... untrue.
I guess I'll go buy some curtains, because I'm not changing it.
>>26600048
You're probably right, but that doesn't make me any less inclined to be a passive aggressive cunt about it.
>>26600075
look all i'm saying is that if you're legitimately a pedo (which you may or may not be), you don't want to display it for the whole world to see
that wallpaper is going to tip people off
i have a bondage fetish but my laptop wallpaper isn't fucking handcuffs
>>26600069
I had this desktop once.
>>26600036
It's a lovely wallpaper, and Hachikuji is a lovely girl. There is nothing intrinsically lewd about either of them. What is lewd is is that image you just posted. People who post Ilya should be on some sort of registry.
>>26598048
tfw youjizz comes up before youtube
i swear i dont watch porn that much
>>26600127
You're a faggot.
Are you intentionally trying to get arrested?
>>26600127
Well that's more problematic. I don't think that's a computer you'd use in public though.
>>26600129
>There is nothing intrinsically lewd about the Snail
I beg to differ.
>>26600149
I upgraded your reaction image.
>>26600160
It was my laptop. I don't get out much.
>>26598733
>you'll never have sex with her
>none of your waifus will ever be real
> let gf use my computer
> I don't believe in hiding shit
> she sees my porn
> no fucks given
> she sees a semi gf looking pick
> freaks out
>>26600129
>There is nothing intrinsically lewd about Hachikuji
>>26600212
Oh well.
>>26600111
I understand what you are saying, Anon, and thanks for the advice. It wouldn't do to be outed- at least, not until the revolution.
Shame though, that's a really beautiful image, and I see nothing sexual about it. Normies can't appreciate beauty.
>>26600184
>>26600239
What's fucking lewd is you, creeps. Get castrated. Mayoi is an innocent and pure little girl, and Arararagi is going to burn in hell for all of eternity for assulting her.
>>26600285
I-I'm lewd? Anon, that's the nicest thing somebody's said to me. No, but seriously, look at the shape of that hand. Primed for dick.
>>26600285
>not until the revolution
yeah, the day of the rope, where the pedos hang first
>>26600315
You're a delusional faggot. Hands evolved to manipulate tools, not touch your junk. Even worse than your hypersexuality is the fact that you once see other people as objects, and assign value to those people based on how well you think they could get you off. That is a terrible way to live your life. Make a change.
>>26600323
Mean.
>>26600379
>tfw imagining Hachikuji calling you a delusional faggot while touching your junk
>>26600285
>Mayoi is an innocent and pure little girl
Exactly!
>>26600505
Please do not sexualize innocents. It must be preserved, so that future generations may appreciate it as well.
>>26600593
>he doesn't know the difference between innocents and innocence
ESL shitskin plz go
*Bang*
>FBI GET DOWN ON THE GROUND
>*mother crying*
>lieutenant go find the drives
*foot steps up stairs*
What do?
>>26600646
Masterbait furiously!
>>26600635
K, I'm going to level with you family. I fucked up big time. I took a shitload of DXM last night, and I still haven't come down. Even worse than the typo is that I have a math finance exam in two hours and I have to concentrate to walk, while I have to drive on the interstate to get to school.
>>26600646
I warned you not to look at the slavic images, fool!
>>26600593
There's plenty of lolis to go around.
>>26598048
ha jokes on you faggot.
i don't have a laptop
>>26600726
>pedo
>blatantly pedophilic wallpaper
>drinks cough medicine
>jewish major
>about to flunk out
You are a self-parody fuckboi.
>>26600810
>Using the p-word
You can't say that word!!
>>26598075original desu ladh desu desu
>>26600733
No! They must be preserved and protected! Only the most worthy should be given the gift of a loli to treasure. We can't have a bunch of Shinobu faggots, for instance, messing with the good lolis.
>>26600810
My life is a joke. I wish I were Kyouko.
>>26600830
He already admitted it! Follow the thread from >>26599610.
And I can use it when it's insulting.
>>26600867
>We can't have a bunch of Shinobu faggots, for instance, messing with the good lolis.
Oh no you didn't
>>26600898
I-I know he did. I did too. But it's still lewd to see that word!
>>26600910
There is fucking no pleasing you people.
>>26600910
Shinobu is 150% too lewd. Also, she's a fake loli. It wouldn't suprise me to find out she were a succubus instead of a vampire.
>>26600974I-I'm saying it's really flustering to see someone get called a pedo and I really like being called one I guess...
>>26600975
She is perfect. Who cares if she's hundreds of years old.
Lewd lolis are the best.
>>26601017
>I really like being called one
That is insanely perverted. Like really, what the fuck? That's something that could ruin your life.
>>26601053
That's part of why it's so hot.
Especially if a loli says it. She has complete control over you via black mail. It's so lewd...
>>26601017
Cute, soft, warm lolis are the best. You would never be able to tuck Shinobu into bed and read her a story. You will never be able to innocently hold her hand as you sit on a park bench and people watch while eating ice cream. You couldn't surprise her with a gift and see that her joy is 100% genuine and comes from her heart.
Why not? Because Shinobu's not a real loli. She's an old hag. Lewd lolis are the worst, because all interactuons with them are done within the context of sex and power.
Even Araragi sees this. It's why he loves her the most even though the other girls all want his dick. Mayoi is the only one he can be himself with.
>>26601105
I don't understand it at all. I'll find some other way to bully you guys.
>thread devolved into loli-posting
All according to plan.
>>26598094
>mum asks me to take a photo of her and her friends
>asks to show picture to her friends
>swipes the wrong way in the gallery
>picture after picture after picture of mara
>>26601171
Clearly you're just a lolicon, so it's like trying to understand a furry or ponyfag.
>>26601154
I'm an extremely lewd and horny person. I want sex, so a lewd loli is best.
>>26601215
Nope, I'm a pedo. Don't pretend like that's a fetish that is common.
>>26598048
>haha later man but first check this out. this is 4chan, it's full of pathetic losers. you remember justin, that asian retard we used to punk in p.e? they're all like that. they like to pretend like they're on the fringe of society or some shit but really they're just whiny losers. but this board. r nine whatever, is especially pathetic. they post that stupid frog meme and cry because they have mommy issues lol
>Group work
>Very anxious of public speaking
>Have to present work
>Agree that someone will go talk
>He asks for my laptop to present it
>Sweating intensifies
>N-no I'll go talk
>Mfw the fear of someone using my laptop overrides my fear of public speaking
>>26601260
I guess I tend to meet other people who like being humiliated then.
>>26601204
it is just a fetish, give it up before your ruin your life
>>26598094
>step dad has an iphone
>buys a vape but it uses andriod usb
>he ask to use me phone during night
>ask me if i used it during night
>i tell him i watch videos on it at night
>he leaves me room
i knew where that whole thing was going.
>>26601204
Oh wow, my worst nightmare. How did that work out? Greentext more.
By the way, Android respects the Unix convention that files and folders name like ".name", with the leading dot, are hidden, and they won't show up in the default gallery app.
Good taste by the way. Mara a cutie.
>>26601215
Romance is more important than sex, in my opinion.
>>26601260
Lolidom isn't uncommon either though.
>>26598661
>no lum
>no giantess
>has feet folder
...mane...
>>26601318
Lolis grow into women and I hate women.
Lolis themselves are way too young to have a serious relationship.
If I want a relationship I'll stick to guys. I'm pretty fortunate to find both lolis and guys attractive.
>>26601341
Lum is gross, GTS is odd to me, and I don't know why I have a feet folder.
That's also not my porn folder.
>>26601305
>It's just a fetish
>It's JUST a fetish
It's a lifestyle
>>26601318
>How did that work out? Greentext more
She didn't say anything. She just kept scrolling on until I told her to go the other way.
What was worse was the time she. found a sketch I did when I tried out drawing. She kept asking how I found the girl to draw and I just said it was some random girl I found on google images
>>26601368
>Lolis themselves are way too young to have a serious relationship
I don't know how to respond to this without sounding horrible, but of course it won't work like an adult relationship, but it could be adapted, maybe, into something still loving and wonderful. Being a hopeless romantic loser and a p-do is suffering.
>guys
Lel, fag
>>26599610
You need to hide your powerlevel better than that, friend
>>26601502
I understand. It's just the nature of being a degenerate lolicon...
If I could raise a loli and have her stop aging at 9 I'd totally do it though.
>all my porn is on my phone, computer had been acting up so I moved it over for a little while
>go have dinner with my father and one of his friends
>try to show him a picture on my phone
>all my pictures are gone, for some reason
>apologize, try to find them
>can't
>father offers to help
>u-uh s-sure.
>I was trying to keep it cool.
>I hand him my phone
>first thing he does is check all the common places I already checked
>phew, he'll stop soon
>he goes over to my SD Card
>oh no
>he opens the one completely inconspicuous folder labeled Android
>Then goes farther in, goes to fucking data, and goes through, finds the one folder that's not exactly the same as the the tons of others
>clicks on it, goes inside
>I fucking wrangle it from his hands
>he gives up, I shut the phone off
>cue awkward silence for about 5 minutes
He still hasn't asked me about it. This was about 2 months ago. Suffice to say I immediately deleted that folder.
I'm about 200% sure he's aware that was my porn folder, but holy fuck I don't want him seeing what I have in there.
This is the worst feeling imaginable.He's super christian, too
>>26601568
>have her stop aging at 9
>posts Akari who is 13
make up your mind, family.
>>26601499
>She didn't say anything. She just kept scrolling on until I told her to go the other way
SHE KNOWS
>Laura sketch
That isn't too bad though. It's a cute image, probqbly even for normies. Do you think she was suspicious?
>>26601520
It is hidden away. I have no friends and my family is hundreds of miles away. I live in an RV park mostly populated by old people who don't wave back to me. It is not going to be seen.
>>26601568
;___;
>>26598048
>hold on bro I have tax and personal info stuff visible from my desktop let me just dump it into a single folder
>>actually change wallpaper and theme to basic to hide anime porn noises and images
>>actually drag EVERYTHING into a folder and password it
>>open up my dummy browser for him
I can do it in about 20 seconds flat.
>>26601636
Younger drawn Akarin.
And why would the girl I post have to be the age I want? Akari is on the high end of my attraction range after all!
>>26601645
It's alright. You're in good company on /r9k/!
>>26601520
Like this?
>>26601645
>That isn't too bad though
It's pretty damn good for someone who had only been drawing for 4 weeks. I didn't like drawing very much though
>Do you think she was suspicious?
Heh
I hate it when people do this
The video they show you is very rarely if ever remotely funny
>>26598661
upload so i can dl
>>26600039
HAHA NICE ONE
>>26601676
Tell me you live alone dude.
>>26601663
>all this trouble just to have a hentai wallpaper on your laptop
>>26601645
That's good
>>26601676
That's much more secretive, you should clean that desktop though, it's very messy
>>26601676
>all these icons all over the place
You make me sick tbqhwyf.
How does that not bother you at all?
Or did you intentionally do it?
Pic related is my desktop.
Why do you just have icons all over the place? it's awful.
>>26601680
>"hey bro look at this"
>"huh?"
>brother holds up phone
>it's literally just an image of a troll face on 9gag
>he looks at me for a reaction
>just nod
>>26601779
>>26601794
It's functional.
Everything not on the left is obviously stuff that's in use
>>26601874
>It's functional.
We never said it wasn't. It's just ugly.
honestly now stop being fucking faggots
i let my mom use my personal laptop whenever, she already found the peebottle i dont think hentai would bother her that much.. or would it?
>>26601735
I do not
Is that a problem?
>Not wiping your complete history every time you stop using your PC
>Not having multiple browser installed
>Not using a virtual Box if you access something that no one else should ever see
Not that i have actual friends im just really paranoid.
>>26601794
>having any icons
Less of this
>>26602032
>virtualbox
Uhh... The actual correct thing to do is use a live USB
Also, this video is very relevant to this thread
https://a.pomf.cat/daptzp.webm
>>26601996
That's not orange juice
>>26602066
>taskbar
What a fucking loser you are. Good luck having no easy to access icons.
>>26600036
>see image of little girl itt
>I bet I know who replied to that
heh
>>26599610
that's disturbing m88
![Pupillary_reaction1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Gt95A55.jpg "Pupillary_reaction1[1].jpg")
>>26601996
Oh my god oh my fucking god, this thread is gold
This thread is rock solid titanium proof that liking anime = raping kids.
I want to get into anime
I wish I always could've been a weeb but instead I was a turbonormie growing up
>>26602559
well you cant force it
if it doesnt draw you in then its not your destiny
>>26601996
Submitting an FBI tip. Sorry!
>>26602637
>fbi tip
>he's clearly in uk
>>26602755
dang, he's home free then
UK government loves to shield pedophiles
>>26602559
It's the easiest "interest" to get into since you don't need any money.
>>26602365
I got into anime because I am a pedo, anime doesn't cause pedophilia.
>>26602637You can cry all you want, nobody is going to stop the bad men who hurt your feelings on the internet
>>26602907
I bet the candy dolls were treated poorly. They always look pissed off and annoyed.
>>26599512
fuck, this
>tfw family member bursts into my room
>"you gotta see this"
>it's evolution of dance
>mfw
>Pakistani pedophile
Lmao
The memes are real
>>26598081
Newfag detected.
Please learn to green text before posting like that again. You are disgusting.
I'm glad I'm not the only one with loli problems.
>>26602365
Being attracted to little girls isn't the same as raping them.
I want to explode inside of Megumin
>>26603428
I want to squirt inside Kate.
She gets me so excited
>>26603428
My nigga!Get in line.
>>26603633
>>26603428
strangely arousing
what the fuck.
Pedos should get the rope. Lolicons too. Do not sexualize Keito.
>>26603766
You've caught the lolilust brah. Pretty soon you'll be too afraid to let people see your computer.
>>26604297
fugggggggggggggggggggggg
dude
>>26604355
I know, I know, you thought you were too tough, that you were invincible, that something like this could never happen to you. But you were tossed fire and caught the lolicon, and you are going to have to deal with it. Shit sucks, but what are you going to do?
>>26604508
do what i did last time
force myself to forget
and become a false normal shit
>>26598729
People don't talk like this in real life.
Please get a grip on reality, anon.
>>26604646
Love will end up bubbling to the surface one way or another. You should embrace it instead of repressing it. There are so many lolis to fap to, so many animus to watch. This isn't the deqth sentence it was in the nineties.
>>26598048
>had porn and all kinds of r34 on my old laptop
>plus pornhub, xvideos, etc. in my browser's cookies
>always paranoid as fuck that someone would find that shit or find out about all the porn sites I visited
>probably found out but just didn't tell me
>now I exclusively browse porn and certain websites in private browsing and for now at least, keep all my r34 on a flash drive that only I use most of the time
Conversely:
>would borrow my brother's laptop from time to time
>accidentally found his nudes
>mfw I know what my brother looks like naked
>mfw I'm simultaneously disgusted and jealous that he's so much hotter than me
>>26604792
kek it is in some countries
and that's a risk i can't take
job life prospects of ever having a normal life
all because of drawings it's to risky
>all these pedos
Is /r9k/ doomed?
>Hey anon whats this 'cheese feet song' thing Haha
Oh shi-
>>26603206
>caring about newfags because they arent meme experts
literally the number 1 sign that you're a newfag
>bro let me use ur comp
>have a tiling wm with no desktop icons and a solid orange wallpaper
>where's the browser app bro
at least they can't browse through my 40gb loli scat folder in my home directory
>>26605745
We were always here, you know.
>>26607077
I wonder why there's so many of us on 4chan.
>>26607120
No where else wants us. I mean, we aren't wanted here either, but people rarely go out of their way to try to ruin our lives for posting like they would on say, SA or Reddit. We fit in with the other freaks here, in pretty much every other way.
>>26598661
That's some top shelf taste right there m80.
>mom asks to use computer
>open Internet Explorer
>>26607217
Still doesn't explain why we're so open and lewd about it.
>>26607367
Because it's anonymous; there is no persistent state. And as long as we don't cause too much trouble or start posting ... inappropriate images, we are generally allowed to stay.
I never get lewd though dude. Don't associate me with you plebs.
>>26601996
Inbred bogan. You are literally trash.
>>26607493
>inappropriate images
>>26601520
>powerlevel
there is no powerlevel for being a disgusting pedophile you dumb asspie
>>26600646
i have nothing to fear i deleted that shit off my hd already
>>26602150
Nigga what are ya doing?
>friends find your stash of my little pony porn
>>26607887
Good for you, Anon! Hlw long have you been clean?
>2012-ish
>browsing /v/
>someone posted a thread about fucked up fetishes
>one anon posted a link to some guy's site about fucking dolphins
>site describes in detail how to fuck (or get fucked by) dolphins
>close site after getting a couple of laughs and forget all about it
>weeks later I forget to lock my computer while I'm away
>little shit sister and her boyfriend get on my computer without permission and start snooping around
>get back, notice something is off
>they made that dolphin site my homepage
>they start making fun of my supposed dolphin fetish
>saving porn
why
>not using incognito mode when you do lewd stuff
if you live with other people, why x2
also
>not proudly displaying your 4chan folder
>>26598910
more like
>dude just let me see your laptop for a sec
>ok 'bro', im using linux btw, hope you dont mind
>i dont have any firefox icons anywhere so he doesnt know how to open it
>if he asks about it, i open a different clean browser for him
>>26608969
>oh cool bro, you're a unix wizard too?
>imma check out what aliases your ls command has alright bro
